my boyfriend is so sweet

Osamu Dazai grasped Airi's hand and explained anxiously: "Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's ability can separate the ability user from his ability. In order to win, letting him separate my ability is also a necessary step. But I guessed it a long time ago, so I took the antidote in advance, and it's really fine."

But it sounds dangerous, and Osamu Dazai must be hiding something more dangerous.Airi wiped away her tears and took a deep breath, and said as calmly as possible: "But you, dying..."

She couldn't go on anymore, because she was on the verge of death and had the ability to separate, so she knew that doing so would be useful to Miss Xie Ye and healed him.Then when such a dangerous thing happened, Dazai didn't want to tell her!

What kind of trash boyfriend is this!

Osamu Dazai became even more anxious. He tried to blame him: "Mr. Mori taught me to do this. He advocates the optimal solution. I have been taught by him for so long, and I have been influenced without knowing it. Now I have discovered this. , will definitely change in the future!"

So it's all the Mafia's fault?Blame the Mafia again!

Airi shook his hand angrily: "Trash mafia!"

After finishing speaking, she turned around and rushed back to the dormitory, Osamu Dazai hurriedly followed: "They are garbage, so I betrayed, I am not anymore!"

Yosano Akiko, who stayed in place, couldn't get back to her senses for a long time. She just...did she just watch the couple quarrel?It seems that she still did it?

Yosano Akiko stammered and asked, "What's wrong with them?"

I've been holding back my laughter since the very beginning, and now I can finally laugh.Edogawa Ranpo explained very happily: "Dazai was too complacent, so the car overturned, and Ninomiya was very angry."

Yosano Akiko was a little confused: "You speak humanly, which part of Dazai overturned? Or all overturned?"

Edogawa Ranpo is a little regretful: "Of course it's not a full turnaround. Dazai is obviously a guy who is extremely possessive and has no normal human emotions, but he just wants to pretend to be normal in front of Ninomiya. Now it is probably partly discovered, so we quarreled gone."

They quarreled, and Yosano Akiko was very worried: "Is Airi going to be okay?" This time it seemed to be more serious than last time. Will Dazai imprison Airi in a fit of anger?

Finding that she was worrying seriously, instead of standing on Ninomiya Airi's side brainlessly, Edogawa Ranpo was a little surprised: "Didn't you find out? Although it seems that Dazai has the upper hand, in fact, both of them In the middle, the second palace is the one that has the upper hand."

Yosano Akiko was instantly stunned: "What? Are you serious?"

"Didn't you see it?" Edogawa Ranpo was even more surprised: "Although Dazai thinks beautifully, as long as Ninomiya is not happy, he will not dare to do anything."

"And Ninomiya is a normal person with sound three views, so Dazai can't do anything. No way, you really didn't see it?"

Ordinary People Yosano Akiko said sincerely: "I can't see it at all."

Edogawa ranpo "tsk": "Okay. Actually, even if Ninomiya really found a lover, Dazai would not dare to say anything, he would just pretend not to know."

"However, those lovers of hers will definitely die in accidents." The words turned sharply, and Edogawa Ranpo suddenly became excited: "Every cause of death seems normal, even if it is known to be Dazai's hand, no one can find it." evidence!"

"The unresolved murder cases all seem natural, without any signs of murder!" Edogawa Ranpo's eyes widened with excitement: "It's even impossible to be the hands of Dazai himself, and we can't find any evidence of a murder with him." If there is any connection, what method will he use? Induce suicide? Or arrange an accident? No, knowing that there are famous detectives, he will not use such a childish method."

Obsessed with a murder case that hasn't happened yet, Edogawa Ranpo looks like he wants to introduce Ninomiya Airi to his cheating partner immediately!

Just thinking about this chaotic and terrifying future makes Ye Jing's scalp tingle.

She suggested tactfully: "Isn't that good?"

Glancing at her with regret, Edogawa sighed wildly: "Unfortunately, Ninomiya's sense of morality is too high, she won't cheat."

That's good!Yosano Akiko was thankful at first, but then her mood was very complicated.

Originally, she just thought that Airi had a way to deal with Osamu Dazai, so she didn't have to worry too much.But I really didn't expect that what I should really worry about is... who is it?She really can't think of it!

Edogawa Ranpo was still there and muttered to himself regretfully: "I feel that Ninomiya is a person who had an unfortunate childhood and lacked love and care. This kind of person is the easiest to develop the character of Neptune, but why didn't she? Could it be Dazai? This kind of perverted love just meets her needs?"

He sighed wryly: "Damn it, according to Dazai's level of forbearance, sooner or later, she will find out that she can't get what she wants from Dazai, and she will find more people instead. But Dazai unexpectedly After discovering this, how can she cheat like this!"

Yosano Akiko sincerely said: "No, it's better not to cheat!"

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Night, Lupine Bar

Sakunosuke Oda walked in, saw Osamu Dazai sitting at the bar, and asked curiously, "Why did you suddenly come out to drink today?"

After falling in love, Dazai has always been very proud of the fact that "drinking is something only single dogs do, and he is no longer single", why is it happening again today?

Hearing him come in, Osamu Dazai turned his head, opened his eyes wide, and looked at him with a broken expression: "Odasaku, do you know that an angry girlfriend is terrible, even more terrible than suicide and never dying Ten thousand times!"

"No, that's not scary from the same dimension anymore!" Osamu Dazai looked at the glass of weirdly bubbling liquid in front of him: "I managed to force the boss to mix this glass of dishwashing liquid and whiskey today, but I Don’t dare to take a sip, because Airi will get angry!”

He looked at Sakunosuke Oda abnormally: "What if Airi is so angry that he breaks up with me? Is it useful to kneel down and beg her? How do ordinary people do it? Give gifts? What about the port mafia? Can the Secret Service? Yokohama? Or cooperate with him first, find the book and give it to Airi, and then kill him?"

The more he said the representative meaning became more terrifying. Oda Sakunosuke tried to comfort him: "Calm down, we haven't reached this point yet, Ninomiya doesn't want to break up with you, she loves you very much."

Osamu Dazai smiled hehe: "Of course, Airi loves me very much. But she was angry, so angry that she could pretend to be considerate and say, I haven't played with my friends for a long time, so don't bother me tonight, let me You can relax and have a drink.”

He grabbed the wine glass: "Airi has also learned clichés, and she can't keep any secrets from her. Odasaku, what do you think if she finds out that I have been pretending to be kind, but actually killed many people?"

Touching his face, Osamu Dazai was very sad: "I have been pretending that I am a poor innocent boy who was forced to be a gangster. But if Airi finds out that I actually have nothing but a face, will she Change of heart?"

Sitting on the chair, Oda Sakunosuke tried his best to help his friend think of the advantages: "Don't think so, you still have many advantages. For example, you are a very smart, calm, and powerful person."

What other advantages does Dazai have?Think about it, besides good looks and a good brain, what other advantages does he have?

By the way, he thought of it.Oda Sakunosuke said sincerely: "You are very humorous and funny, and you are very good at making her happy. If you are in love, this is enough."

Knocking his head on the bar, Osamu Dazai said bitterly: "If these are enough, why is Airi still angry? Besides, I don't just want to date her, I also want to get married."

"If you fall in love, you will be broken up, but if you get married, Airi will definitely not want to divorce."

The expression was dreamy for a moment, and Osamu Dazai complained again: "But the divorce rate is so high now, what if Airi is also affected? Damn, there is no way to tie her by my side forever!"

Oda Sakunosuke didn't even know what to say, did Dazai think so long-term?But they are not yet married, have they already considered what to do if they are divorced?

He tried to give advice from the perspective of a normal person: "Maybe you can have a child? For ordinary couples, if they have children, they would not choose to divorce... right?"

Before he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai became even more resentful: "But in that case, Airi will fall in love with other people, which is absolutely not allowed!"

That's his child too, right?Is it also counted in the range of others?As expected of... Osamu Dazai!

Oda Sakunosuke took a big sip of wine, thinking gloomily, why did the two of them quarrel again?Dazai is so good at manipulating people's hearts, why can't he just go to Ninomiya Airi?Is falling in love really that scary?

Osamu Dazai was still thinking about it: "At that time, taking advantage of Airi's amnesia, why didn't Oda adopt her? Airi must respect you very much, and now you can persuade her to be very useful. When we get married in the future, it's okay. Squeeze out Chuya's position, then maybe Airi can forget him, as long as he remembers me."

"That slug still wants to seduce Airi to cheat? Heh, want Airi to find a lover? Airi's lover will only be me, my boyfriend and husband, and I'm the only one. If it wasn't for that dwarf who took his father's The position is occupied, and the father in Airi's heart should also be me, as long as I think of me alone is enough, how can there be other people?"

Being crazily poured black mud by his friends, Oda Sakunosuke was so depressed that he was almost depressed. He said melancholy: "I really want to smoke."

Although Dazai didn't torment him like he tormented Ango, he couldn't stand just sitting here and listening to him spit black mud.Anyway, to sum it up, it would be great if only Ninomiya Airi knew him.

But no matter how you think about it, this kind of thing is impossible.

Glancing at him, Osamu Dazai continued to complain: "Why does Airi hate being imprisoned so much? Even though it's just the two of us, I won't do anything excessive to her. It's a sweet date that only belongs to the two of us. But she I was really angry, getting more angry every time, and I was so scared that I didn’t dare to do it a third time.”

"Oh!" Osamu Dazai sighed in pain: "And she found out this time. I wanted to lock her up before, and I made very good preparations. This way, she became even more angry."

He regretted very sincerely: "Why is Airi so kind? If you are angry, why don't you give me a good beating to calm down? I really can't be angry, and it's good to keep beating until I calm down. But no matter how I tempt her, she just refuses to do so." Do it, mention it too many times, and she kicked me out."

Dazai Osamu's expression collapsed again: "Hey, Odasaku, what do you think I should do?"

How did he know!He is a single dog, how does he know how to coax an angry girlfriend!

Covering his face, Oda Sakunosuke said painfully: "I don't know, why don't we ask Ango?" Good brother, I'm sorry, he can't stand it alone, this time the situation is much worse than before!

He really can't stand it!

"Oh, him." Osamu Dazai calmed down a bit, and he poked the wine glass: "Ango should be here soon."

Say Anwu, and Anwu will be there.

Ango Sakaguchi walked down the stairs, and said with a tired face: "Dazai, why are you here? There was such a commotion just now, and I had to rush over as soon as I received the information that you appeared in Lupin's bar again. Besides, Ori Tian, ​​why are you here?"

The day before, it was Dazai Osamu who walked out of this bar, together with Shibusawa Tatsuhiko and Majin Fyodor, they triggered a turmoil code-named "DEADAPPLE" that nearly destroyed Yokohama.

Although in the end it was proved that Osamu Dazai was falsely surrendering to the enemy, and finally resolved the crisis by relying on his plan, but in a short period of time, who would not be nervous to see him appearing here again!

However, to his surprise, both Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke looked at him with "saved!" eyes.

Ango Sakaguchi asked very nervously: "What's wrong? Is something wrong?"

Osamu Dazai greeted him very warmly: "Ango, you are here!"

Ango Sakaguchi took a step back in fright: "What's the matter? Are you and Oda held hostage? Or Shibusawa Tatsuhiko resurrected?"

Not paying attention to his vigilance, Osamu Dazai pulled him to the seat with extra enthusiasm: "No, it's not that kind of trivial matter. This time, a very terrible situation really happened."

Sitting down stiffly, Ango Sakaguchi glanced at his other friend with a bitter face, and asked desperately, "Are you and Airi Ninomiya fighting again?"

Why?what is this?They are fighting again!This word is too quintessential, how many times have they quarreled in just two months!Why is Osamu Dazai so weak!

Osamu Dazai sighed melancholy: "This time it's even scarier. Airi is so angry that she refuses to admit that she's angry. She's still pretending she's not angry."

He said painfully: "An angry girlfriend is too scary. As long as I dare to lie, she will find out in a second, and I will find loopholes when I make excuses."

Osamu Dazai supported the table, his expression collapsed in pain: "Apologizing is not okay, because Airi is not angry, and I did nothing wrong, why should I apologize!"

This is what he taught Airi, why did he owe so much at the time?Wouldn't it be better to change to a softer way, and now love can imagine being happy?At that time, he must have lost his mind!

Seeing Osamu Dazai like this for the first time, Ango Sakaguchi was shocked: "Will you be caught even if you lie?" Is Ninomiya Airi so strong?

Osamu Dazai sat back resentfully: "Yeah, Airi is very good. She could find out if I was in a good mood a long time ago, and now she can even find out when I'm lying."

He looked at Ango Sakaguchi expectantly: "Hey, Ango, haven't you read a lot of textbooks on love? How to coax an angry girlfriend?"

If you make your girlfriend angry, just go and coax her!Ask him what he is doing!Ango Sakaguchi roared in his heart, he is a single dog, why does he know so much about love?It's not forced by Osamu Dazai!

Similar to him, Oda Sakunosuke also shouted in his heart.Don't mention giving gifts, Ango, don't mention this!Dazai's gift giving is different from normal people's gift giving!

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai: The mafia is no longer working!urgent!danger!