Sea King's Self-cultivation

Q: Is there anything more terrifying than "talking bad things about someone behind their back and being caught by him on the spot"?

A: Yes.What's even more frightening is that there are dozens of tough guys with guns standing behind the person who caught you on the spot.

In a cloud of flying and changing dust, the young man in black exuding an aura that was colder than an icehouse slowly smiled: "Repeat what you just said."

Xingxing: ... oh.

Under Dazai Osamu's death gaze, Xingxing trembled with fear.

She was not so scared when she was kidnapped by Gin and brought to the refrigerator just now!

Woohoo, she would have stopped talking nonsense if she had known that Osamu Dazai was outside the door!

What to do, obviously he came to rescue her, but Xingxing felt that as long as she said another wrong word, he would order all his subordinates to point their guns at him!

At the critical moment of life and death, Xingxing emerges from a hurry!

She faced everyone's eyes and said loudly: "What I just said is not true! Don't believe it! Mr. Dazai is not bad! He is actually very good! Although I have not experienced it, please believe that he is really good of!"

Loud.

However, few people believed it.

The eyes of everyone looking at Xingxing are full of sympathy - they finally confided the truth to everyone, but they had to be forced to admit his actions under the majesty of the Hong Kong black leader...

What a pity!It seems that the leader's wife that everyone envies is not so easy to be!Ms. Qingshui is living in dire straits. She not only has to take into account the dignity of the leader to protect him from the truth that the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong is not good, but she is also a widow every day!

It's too awful!Absolutely miserable!

As for the leader... Before the eyes of everyone's condemnation drifted to him, they were replaced by sympathetic sighs.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai is already so miserable, they won't blame him anymore!

Seeing that the atmosphere didn't seem to change in the direction she thought, Xing Xing was very anxious: "Why don't you believe what I said! Mr. Dazai, please prove it to them on the spot!"

"Shut up, don't talk." Osamu Dazai interrupted her coldly, and ordered the subordinates behind him without looking back, "Shoot."

Xingxing: QAQ! ! !

It was just a little joke, as for killing her!

Dazai-san reacted so strongly...couldn't it be because of a guilty conscience? !

Is he really not good? !

The weak and pitiful Xingxing closed her eyes tremblingly amidst the sound of gunshots, but the pain of being hit by the bullet did not come as she imagined. it's over."

Ok?

what's over?

Xingxing cautiously opened her eyes, only to see a mess in the direction of the back door of the freezer, full of bullet marks - Osamu Dazai's order to shoot was not directed at her, he was obviously targeting those members of the Black Organization.

It's just that they seemed to waste a little time talking just now - although there were bloodstains in the mess, there were no corpses, and they seemed to have taken the opportunity to escape.

Xingxing and the little boy with the red tie were rescued from the freezer by Dazai, and Xingxing was cowardly led away by Zaizai. Before getting into the car and leaving, the little boy with the red tie tugged at her sleeve.

Conan felt very heavy.

Originally, he heard that the leader of the port mafia loved his wife very much. Apart from being worried, he was also a little relieved. He thought that even if his sister was an undercover agent, she would be doing well... Unexpectedly, all this was an illusion, and she actually lived every day. In the heat of water.

Conan raised his head, looked at her with a complicated expression, and said seriously: "Sister, don't be afraid, I will definitely save you from the sea of ​​suffering!"

Xing Xing quietly glanced at Zai Zai, who had cold eyes, and looked at the child with tears in her eyes: Wuwuwu, thank you for your kindness, but I may not last the day when you rescue me from the sea of ​​suffering...

Xing Xing tremblingly followed behind Osamu Dazai, and as soon as he returned to the room of the Gang Hei headquarters, the door was closed.

Xingxing whispered fearfully: "... Mr. Dazai, what are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai had a smile on his handsome face, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised: "What are you afraid of?"

"Miss Shimizu is my wife. Even if you always rely on my doting and jumping in front of me repeatedly, come in and out of men's public relations shops to try to cuckold me, and wantonly slander my reputation in front of others... I will not do it. Throwing you into Yokohama Port to feed the fish in a fit of rage."

The young man in black said quietly.

Xingxing huddled in the corner pitifully and shivered: "Mr. Tai, Mr. Dazai, there is actually a reason for all of this. The reason why I said that in front of them is because of the spirit girl... No, yes Because that bad woman said she wanted to seduce you. I don't want my fish——no, I don't want my husband to be coveted by other women, so I made this move and said you can't do it..."

"If you are not happy, I can issue a statement on the largest online platform tomorrow as the wife of the leader of the Hong Kong gang..."

"Why bother?" Osamu Dazai asked with a smile, "As long as Miss Shimizu and I have a baby, the rumors will naturally go away."

Xingmaomao was dazed and was caught by the demon king by its tail and hugged it into his arms. It seemed that he was going to lose his innocence!

It's time to defend your integrity!

Xingxing hurriedly opened the system mall, quickly searched among the system products, and finally found a system item suitable for use in this environment!

Xingxing reluctantly exchanged most of the points for it, and then used it on herself and Osamu Dazai!

[Skill: Soul Swap]

[Instructions for use: This skill lasts for fifteen days, and its effectiveness decreases day by day]

With one set of skills, in the next second, Xingxing immediately felt that her position and field of vision had changed—she changed from the person under the pressure of Dazai Osamu to the person holding down "Shimizu Xing".

She and Osamu Dazai switched bodies!

Xingxing: Damn Zai Zai!See how you still bully me now!

Xingxing was so smug that she wanted to dance Tuzki in front of him!

The eyes of the "girl" who was pressed down by her were momentarily empty. Seeing her so happy, his eyes quickly turned into a comprehensible calmness and a look of disgust at a fool: "Anyway, I have to change it back in the end, delaying What's the point of time?"

Xingxing pretended to be stupid: "Meow meow~"

The corners of Dazai Osamu's mouth curled up slightly, and his tone was light and light: "Miss Shimizu, you'd better pray that you don't get it back for the rest of your life."

After finishing speaking, "Qing Shui Xing" exuded a dignified and elegant temperament, took his black windbreaker coat, floated out of the room, and left Xing Xing inside alone.

Over the next few days, the members of the Port Mafia gradually discovered a terrible thing!

The person who sits in the office chair of the boss and handles official business suddenly turns into a noble and glamorous Miss Xing one day!

And Mr. Dazai, who has always been indifferent and arrogant and not easy to get close to, is lying on the sofa in the next room every day playing Miracle Nuan Nuan, like a salty fish too lazy to turn over!

Mr. Dazai!What's wrong with you, Mr. Dazai!

The Hong Kong gangsters who knew about it had a deep expression: "I didn't expect that the leak of this matter would hit Mr. Dazai so hard..."

"What's the matter, senior?" The members of Hong Kong gangsters who did not participate in the rescue that day looked confused.

"That's the thing, haven't you heard...? Ms. Xing personally stamped it. It turns out that the reason why our leader married Ms. Xing was to cover up the truth that he was suffering from a hidden disease..." The insider looked sad, "Actually Dazai-san... he can't do it at all."

"ah?!?!?!"

Is that so! ! !

The members of the port mafia suddenly realized!

The questions that have been asked for many days have finally been answered. No wonder Mr. Dazai has been acting like a salted fish these days—it turned out that it was because the fact that he worked so hard to hide his incompetence was finally exposed, and he was frustrated for a while, so he delegated power to Ms. Shimizu Handle official duties instead of him, and let yourself become decadent like a salted fish!

Those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry!

Dazai-san is so pitiful!

back here.

Xingxing has been very happy these days.

Because he switched bodies with Osamu Dazai, he asked her to stay at the Hong Kong headquarters, but he did not entrust her with the work of consuming brain cells. Xingxing only needs to sit on the sofa and play games for a day as a leader , you can go home on business!

But I don’t know what’s going on, recently some old Hong Kong black members sent her sincere greetings with a look of concern/sympathy/love/empathy (?).

"Mr. Dazai, please relax!"

Xingxing:?

"Leader, don't be too stressed. There is still hope for timely medical treatment for this kind of thing!"

Xingxing:? ?

"They're all men, Mr. Dazai, we all understand your pain!"

Xingxing:? ? ?

Xingxing was confused: "What pain? I don't understand! I'm not a man!"

The other party seemed more shocked than she: "Mr. Dazai! Did this incident hit you so hard! You actually want to deny your identity as a man now?!"

Xingxing: "Huh?"

Doge couldn't stand it anymore: [Dear Xingxing, I think you might really be doomed. 】

"why?"

【Didn't you read carefully the skill description of the skill "Soul Swap"? 】Doge is crazy, 【Although this skill is limited to fifteen days, it is in a decreasing mode.That is to say, you may exchange souls for 24 hours a few days ago, and the time will only get shorter and shorter as time goes on!Osamu Dazai will definitely clean you up when you come back completely! 】

"Well...that makes sense." Xing Xing's face fell down, "Then what should I do? I bought the soul exchange skill, and I don't have many points left..."

Having said that, Xingxing honestly opened the system store to see if there were any game items that could be used to save lives.

Ding--!

Really let her find one!

[Substitute Puppet: Immortal Body]

[Instructions for use: The stand-in puppet usually appears in the form of a child. When the player suffers fatal damage, this skill can replace the player and die once. 】

[Remarks: This skill has certain side effects, please purchase with caution. 】

Death once?

Isn't this just the skill she needs!

And the price of points required is so low!

Xingxing happily purchased this skill with the few remaining points, completely ignoring the description in the remarks [There are certain side effects].

After all, for a poor ghost like Xingxing, there is no greater side effect than poverty!

The next second after the transaction was successful, [Stand-In Puppet: Immortal Body] appeared in front of Xingxing. It was wearing a small white skirt and looked about four or five years old. It had a face that was [-]% similar to Xingxing.

"These documents need to be signed by Osamu Dazai—"

The door was pushed open, and Osamu Dazai, who entered the room wearing a "Shimizu apricot" shell, stopped in the middle of his speech.

His eyes lingered on the suddenly appearing cub for a few seconds, then turned his gaze back to Xing Xing: "...What is this?"

Xing Xing stood against his shell, and raised her chest fearlessly: "Our child!"

Osamu Dazai: "...only three hours have passed since we last met. As far as I know, no normal human being can complete the process of asexual reproduction, pregnancy and childbirth within three hours."

"People's physiques cannot be generalized." Xingxing said deeply, "Don't doubt Zaizai! This is the child I gave birth to you! Are you happy!"

As soon as the words fell, there was the sound of something falling to the ground, and it shattered into pieces.

A member of Hong Kong gangsters who came to report to the leader with a document stood blankly at the door, with broken glass all over the floor.

What was broken was not glass, but his three views.

He covered his mouth, took a few steps back in shock, turned around and ran away!

I can't believe it, I really can't believe it!

Mr. Dazai actually admitted that he gave birth to a child for Miss Shimizu! ! !

There was a big news in Yokohama that day.

The rumored cold and cruel leader of Hong Kong gangsters, Dazai Zhizhi——

He could have a baby!

The author has something to say: Zai Zai: ... Marrying her at the beginning seems to be a mistake.

Xingxing: Huh. (choke)