Who is that dog man last night?

It wasn't the first time Xie Bin came to Ye Zekai's house. In the first two times, one had just committed suicide and one had just broken up in love. This time, he was the most sober and relaxed, and he was still in the mood to joke with the other party.

Ye Zekai cooked rice and beat eggs, and he hummed indiscriminately beside him: "Your heart is a single room, and multiple people are nervous, but love is a double bed, anyone can wander with you... .”

"What are you singing about?" Ye Zekai smiled, his eyes crooked, interrupting his lyrics and asking: "Do you think my house is small, or my bed is big? Do you want to have a baby for me again? I will change it when it is born." Is it okay to have two bedrooms and one living room?"

Xie Bin lay on the bar outside the open kitchen and giggled, "I don't know how to give birth, so you can give birth by yourself. Look at you, if you can cook from morning to morning, you will definitely be a good mother."

Ye Zekai turned around and took out two tomatoes from the refrigerator, put them in front of him and asked, "Can you cut tomatoes?"

Xie Bin immediately leaned over and took out a knife from the knife slot, eager to try, "Who doesn't know this?"

Ye Zekai stepped back abruptly, pointed at the tomato and asked Xie Bin, "Then do you know that the tomato should be washed before cutting?"

"Oh!" Xie Bin was kind, put down the kitchen knife to wash the tomatoes, and smoothed things over for himself in a low voice: "I thought you had washed them, haha."

Ye Zekai smiled, turned back and took out a fresh white fungus from the refrigerator, and asked Xie Bin, "Did you grow up being held in the hands of your family?"

"It's okay." Xie Bin washed the tomatoes and cut them on the cutting board. He cut the tomatoes carefully, and the two tomatoes were finely chopped, and the juice flowed horizontally.

Ye Zekai handed him a deep plate, and motioned him to put away the shredded tomatoes. Xie Bin looked at the plate, and then at the tomato juice flowing from south to north, he directly picked up the cutting board, used a kitchen knife to divert the water, and drained the tomato residue. Pour into a plate.

Ye Zekai looked amused, saying that you are really in a class of your own.

Xie Bin put his hands down the water pipe and flushed, showing an open-minded attitude: "Kai Kaisang, please give me more advice!"

Ye Zekai leaned forward and kissed him on the lips, and praised him insincerely: "You did it beautifully!"

The content of the dinner was simple, but the process was pleasant. While eating and chatting, the two talked about a lot of past events and gossip about themselves.

Xie Bin is a typical famous greenhouse plant with strict family education. During his study abroad, there was an accident at home, but he kept secret about the specific accident. Ye Zekai guessed that it was a business or investment failure. In short, he couldn’t even afford the tuition overnight.

Ji Tong has always taken good care of him abroad, no matter how hard he worked, Xie Bin never let Xie Bin bear the burden of life, including housework.So here comes the problem, the little boyfriend who was told to take care of him in every possible way, ended up being handed over to others in exchange for benefits... Tsk tsk, is it really a melting pot society, where people's hearts are not ancient?

Strictly speaking, the material conditions of Ye Zekai’s family are not bad, but he was raised free-range, and his parents and family were busy running the factory, so he also made the factory his home since he was a child, and he has eaten big pot meals with his parents and workers since he can remember.

And He Xueli was really his neighbor, and the conditions of the He family were better than that of the Ye family, but He Xueli's parents were at odds, and when they met, he would always beat or scold him, so he would often take He Xueli back to the factory for dinner, and the brotherhood was cultivated at that time.

Because Xie Bin cut the tomatoes too finely, they turned into mud when they were fried in the pan. It looked like a plate of scrambled eggs with tomato sauce, and the appearance was hard to describe.

Ye Zekai didn't take it seriously, scooped up the rice with a spoon, and recommended it to him: "I loved eating this way when I was young, and it tastes even better with some soy sauce and mustard. Do you want to try it?" After speaking, he really got up and went to the kitchen cabinet to find out Two seasonings.

There is nothing wrong with the bibimbap with tomato sauce, but Xie Bin has never seen it with soy sauce and wasabi. No matter how you look at it, it looks like dark cuisine.

Ye Zekai mixed his own rice into a reddish-brown color, scooped up half a spoonful and brought it to his mouth, "Try it?"

Xie Bin dubiously put the bibimbap into his mouth and savored it carefully, his expression gradually surprised, "It's... delicious?"

With a proud expression on his face, Ye Zekai pushed the bowl of rice he had mixed in front of him: "Call my husband, this bowl of rice is yours."

Xie Bin bared his teeth and smirked at him: "Hey——I learned it, and I mixed it myself." While bibimbaping, he asked Ye Zekai, "Didn't you eat big pots of rice when you were young? Then how did you learn to cook?"

"You can't always eat big pots of rice!" Ye Zekai said with a smile: "After elementary school, the family started to give pocket money, and Kim and I often ate out. When we were eight or nine years old, we thought that fried chicken and French fries with Coke were the first in the world. It was delicious, but in half a year, two little fat people were eaten!"

The two chubby guys fried chicken in their left hand and French fries in their right hand, and a takeaway bag with a cup of Coke hanging on their wrists... Xie Bin could not help laughing out loud as the picture immediately appeared in front of Xie Bin's imagination.

Ye Zekai continued: "Then the family cut off my financial resources, made me have no money to eat McCann fried chicken, and forced me to control my diet, you understand? My parents are not good at this. They take money to manage me for everything, which is very inhumane .”

"Hahahahaha!" Xie Bin laughed so hard that he wanted to pat the table, and couldn't help but continue to ask: "Then what does this have to do with your learning to cook?"

"Because my mouth is hungry! I had to open up a second battlefield. After junior high school, I moved back home. There is a vegetable market next to my house. Kim has a lot of pocket money. He is responsible for buying, and I am responsible for cooking. As long as he dares to buy, I will." Cook it, it killed us both!... Once he bought a water snake, he was lied to and said it was an eel, so it didn't poison us to death."

Xie Bin understood the friendship between them, but he still felt uncomfortable when Ye Zekai mentioned He Xueli, and gradually stopped smiling, and said bitterly: "I know the relationship between the two of you is very good? You can just talk about yourself, and you don't have to talk about it all the time." Take it with you buddies."

Ye Zekai smiled and took his hand, asking: "Are you jealous?" Seeing that Xie Bin didn't say a word, he teased him with an affectionate look: "Bin, trust me, he and I are really just brothers!"

Xie Bin put down the spoon and shook his hands back, with the same earnest expression: "You trust me too, I'm really not jealous."

"Aren't you jealous?" Ye Zekai questioned.

Xie Bin said righteously: "No!"

Ye Zekai pushed the empty bowl forward after eating, "I'm not jealous, you washed the bowl."

Xie Bin was stunned for a moment. He didn't figure out the logical relationship, and his expression became more and more confused: "Why? Why did I wash it? It has something to do with being jealous or not?"

"It does matter!" Ye Zekai answered him seriously, "It's very simple, if you're jealous, I'll have to coax you, and I won't let you do the dishes."

Xie Bin immediately changed his face, pushed his empty oil-stained bowl forward, frowned and covered his abdomen, "I'm jealous! My stomach is full of vinegar." He stood up and moved towards the sofa, thinking about washing Bowls are not as interesting as cooking, and I'm not stupid...

Ye Zekai pulled him sideways, and then he himself stood up and dragged him into his arms to take advantage. Xie Bin said "Oh?", raised his head and hid, pointing to the dishes on the table to be washed, and asked, "Washing?"

Ye Zekai held back his laughter and argued: "You're already jealous, I'll coax you first."

In the end, Xie Bin first laughed and complained: "Ye Zekai, how did you come up with so many routines! I'm convinced, I'm convinced, and to be honest, are you the king of the sea?"

"What Neptune? That bearded man who can swim with a dung fork?" Ye Zekai pretended to be confused, and led him to the bedroom.

Xie Bin was a little reluctant, not against Ye Zekai himself, but: "What time is it? I can't sleep!"

Ye Zekai hugged him face to face, pressed the back of his neck with one hand, let Xie Bin follow him to step back slowly, and whispered in his ear: "Didn't tell you to sleep!"

"That's too early! This, this..." Xie Bin was still struggling, wanting to look up at the wall clock, complaining in his heart that it was really too early!Even if that's the case, you can't go to bed before nine o'clock, right?

Before he raised his head, the bedroom door was hooked by Ye Zekai's heel, and closed with a bang, and the two of them fell into the soft quilt.

"I'm on a business trip tomorrow, so I have to get up early to go out." Ye Zekai explained in a low voice.

Xie Bin was slightly surprised, and asked: "Business trip on weekends?" Ye Zekai just thought it should be, and then he heard him continue: "Hey, he likes to travel on weekends, and the scumbag will be a mistress."

Ye Zekai's expression was a little speechless, he propped his shoulders and neck sideways to look down at the other party, and said strangely: "I will be Xiaosan, why are you laughing?"

"Ah? Do you really have a mistress?" Xie Bin joked about the stalks he had seen on the Internet, and asked back with a smile on his face.

Ye Zekai stretched his hand under his skirt to tickle, "I think you look like my mistress."

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Xie Bin didn't know if people in business could endure hardships like this. Anyway, he really liked Ye Zekai's biological clock. He didn't hear the alarm in the morning, so Ye Zekai got up first, and then there was a slight sound of water washing in the bathroom.

Ye Zekai tucked in the quilt before going out and said something, Xie Bin seemed to hear it clearly at the time in a daze, and he responded vaguely, fell asleep again within 2 minutes, and didn't remember what the other party said at all .

It was almost ten o'clock when I opened it again, and it still didn't fall asleep naturally. It was the door lock that clicked, and then someone pushed it from the outside and made some noises.

Xie Bin raised his head in a daze and looked over. There was a tall and well-proportioned beauty standing at the door, but the clothes were a bit hard to describe. The short white mink and leather pants looked like a capitalized expensive character, but in the past two years, few people Are you wearing it?

The beauty's expression was similar to his, she was surprised and confused...then the two asked each other in embarrassment: "Are you...?"

Fortunately, the other party reacted faster than Xie Bin, and immediately guessed who he was, and then introduced himself: "I am Ze Kai's sister Ye Linna, are you his friend? You sleep with you, I'll come to deliver something, put down just go."

Xie Bin obediently said "Oh." Then he shrank back into the bed, thinking to himself who can sleep here?I'm afraid this geomantic treasure land lacks awareness of the five elements?

He strained his ears to listen to the movement outside, there was the sound of picking and placing things, and then the beauty who claimed to be his sister came in with a few suit jackets, took off the dust cover one by one and hung them in the closet.

Xie Bin sent a message to Ye Zekai from under the quilt, "Your sister is here, why didn't you let me know in advance?"

Ye Zekai replied to him after 2 minutes: "Can you treat it as if you are seeing your parents?"

Xie Bin: "I'm not up yet T_T" means I'm still naked!

Ye Zekai was considerate and immediately called his sister. After Ye Linna got through, she went to the living room to talk.

Ye Linna was probably complained, so she retorted a few words in a low voice, saying, "I told you two days ago... well, but I didn't know you had a boyfriend when I came here, yes, it's pretty good."

Xie Bin seized the time to get up and put on his clothes. Later, the conversation between Ye Linna and Ye Zekai mentioned that stores and e-commerce were all business matters. After the call was cut off, Ye Linna didn't go into the bedroom again, and said loudly outside: "Ye Zekai left rice for you in the pot, and asked you to get up and eat first! I'm leaving, you can call him if you have anything to do."

Here, Ye Linna just left the house, when Xie Bin's phone dinged and another message came in, it was from Ye Zekai: "I'll be back on Tuesday, I'll clean the dishes after dinner, thank you wife."

Xie Bin plunged back into the quilt again, muttering in an annoyed manner, "I don't want to get up, I don't want to eat, I don't want to wash the dishes... Your uncle." His work and rest were all chaotic.