Mountain and sea essence
Chapter 3 3 Chickens, I am Chicken Essence!They are not cubs born of rabbits...
Qiao Jun let out a loud roar, like thunder on the ground, covering the voices and broadcasting in the subway car. The passengers in the same car with him were shocked and turned their heads to look at him—including the windbreaker standing in front of him. youth.
The young man in the windbreaker turned his head to look at Qiao Jun, frowning, showing displeasure—Qiao Jun's roar was almost directed at his ear, which made his eardrums ache, and his mood naturally couldn't get better.However, Qiao Jun didn't notice his not-so-beautiful mood, but reached out and grabbed the middle-aged man's skirt.
"He's the one who molested you!" Qiao Jun shouted while grabbing the man.
When the people in the carriage heard the words, they immediately turned their eyes to the middle-aged man in unison.
"I..." The middle-aged man was taken aback by Qiao Jun, and then he cursed, "Fuck|You little bastard, stop talking nonsense! When did I molest you?"
I am Chicken Essence!It's not a cub of a rabbit!Qiao Jun thought unhappily in his heart.
"I didn't say you molested me!" Qiao Jun said as he raised his finger to the young man in the windbreaker, "I said you molested him! You hid one hand behind your back and tried to touch his ass! From my angle , but you can see clearly!"
Hearing the words, the young man in the windbreaker turned dark immediately, and looked at the middle-aged man with an unkind expression.As soon as the middle-aged man turned his head, he met the dangerous gaze of the young man in the windbreaker. He trembled suddenly, and he was so frightened that he lost the arrogance he had scolded Qiao Jun before, and he stammered to defend himself: "I, I'm not... I didn't touch him!"
"That's right! You didn't touch it, that's because I stopped you with my voice." Qiao Jun said, "Although you didn't touch it, you did reach out to his ass in an attempt to do something wrong. You are a subway pervert! "
The middle-aged man heard the passengers in the carriage start to discuss in a low voice, and saw the disdain in many people's eyes.And the sense of oppression coming from the young man in the windbreaker beside him made him even more frightened.For a moment, a fine layer of cold sweat appeared on his greasy forehead.
"I'm not a subway pervert! I reached out to steal..." The middle-aged man panicked and almost slipped his mouth.After realizing it, he hurriedly changed his words midway, "I, I just want to scratch the itch. That's right! I just want to scratch the itch! It's not what you said, let me go quickly. "
Mistake!He shouldn't have picked this young man in the windbreaker as his target in the first place!
As an experienced subway pickpocket, he usually only picks out girls or old people with low vigilance, so that even if he misses, he will be sent to the police station at most, and he doesn't have to worry about the victim turning his head and punching him.This young man in windbreaker was obviously different. He was tall and big. If he punched him, he would probably lose a row of teeth.At that time, he saw that this person was obviously thinking about something, and he looked quite rich, and the wallet was still showing a corner in the pocket of the windbreaker jacket. It was a very easy situation to get his hands on. .He could have succeeded, if it weren't for the brat in front of him...
The middle-aged man tried to open the hand that was holding his skirt, but he didn't want Qiao Jun to look thin, but his hand was unexpectedly strong, and he tried his best to not open it.
Qiao Jun: "Huh? You just...seem to say stealing?"
Middle-aged man: "I didn't say that!"
Qiao Jun: "I see, you don't want to touch his ass, you want to steal his wallet! Sorry, I made a mistake, so you are not a subway pervert, but a subway pickpocket!"
"Call me a pervert for a while, and a thief for a while, do you have evidence? If you don't have evidence, stop talking nonsense!" the middle-aged man yelled.
Qiao Jun pursed his lips and said nothing, he had no evidence.
Seeing that Qiao Jun didn't speak, the middle-aged man suddenly gained confidence.While struggling, he yelled loudly: "Someone is not going to make a false accusation, and wants to beat him!"
Qiao Jun was dumbfounded: "I didn't think..."
Middle-aged man: "Beat someone! Beat someone!"
The middle-aged man had just yelled a few words, and suddenly, with a bang, a long pink lady's wallet studded with rhinestones fell out of his trouser pocket.
Qiao Jun, the middle-aged man, and the nearby passengers all set their sights on the pink lady's wallet—this wallet doesn't look like a middle-aged bald man's style.
Middle-aged man: "..."
Qiao Jun: "..."
Passengers nearby: "..."
Oops!The extent of the struggle just now was too great!The middle-aged man is remorseful, how should he explain it now?
Just as the middle-aged man started a brain storm, a girl's voice sounded.
"Ah! This is my wallet!"
Middle-aged man: "..."
The brain storm is over.
When the subway arrived at the station, the middle-aged man was taken to the station police station by several security guards on the subway platform.The girl whose wallet was stolen thanked Qiao Jun, and went to the police station together to explain the situation.
With a good mood of being thanked, Qiao Jun listened to the compliments of several passengers in the same carriage all the way, and went to the Sanxian Bridge happily.
The young man in the windbreaker got off the bus at the station where the pickpocket was taken away, and walked towards the exit.
"Fu Li, why are you walking so fast?" The man who was about the same age as the young man in the windbreaker quickly caught up with the young man in the windbreaker.
This man was wearing a very ordinary-looking navy blue shirt, with a pair of ruby cuff buttons fastened on the sleeves, and he looked like a rich man.
"The handsome guy who caught the pickpocket fits my criteria for finding a boyfriend, but unfortunately I didn't have time to ask for his contact information." The young man in the royal blue shirt sighed regretfully,
The young man in the windbreaker - Fu Li sneered, "Anyway, as long as it's a man, there is nothing that doesn't meet your Zhuang Shenglan's criteria for finding a boyfriend."
Zhuang Shenglan didn't care about Fu Li's ridicule, put one hand on Fu Li's shoulder, and asked narrowly, "By the way, did that bald man in the subway really not touch your ass?"
"Zhuang Shenglan."
"To!"
"To shut up!"
"Okay, sir."
Zhuang Shenglan was quiet for a while, and when she walked out of the subway station, she couldn't help but speak again—but this time she was serious.
"Speaking of which, that monster is really powerful. After being stabbed by you, it was able to escape all the way from Shangjing City to Huize City. It is indeed the protagonist of the S-level mission." Zhuang Shenglan looked sideways at Fu Li. , "By the way, where did the news that the monster is in Huize City come from?"
"The news from the bureau." Fu Li raised his hand and glanced at the watch on his wrist, and replied.
"I'm relieved about the news from the bureau. We're finally not chasing rumors that we don't know are true or false. I hope we can successfully catch that monster this time, end this mission, and take a good vacation." Zhuang Shenglan Saying that, he raised his hand to call for a car, "Let's go, go to the hotel to pick up the checked weapons, and then start working."
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After Qiao Jun served as Xu Chang's delivery boy for a few days, the owners of several other barbecue stalls in that alley also asked him to deliver food one after another.Pay according to the order, and settle daily.
Qiao Jun put the money he earned every day into the biscuit box Xu Chang gave him, and seeing the money in the box getting more and more every day, Qiao Jun felt a sense of accomplishment in the whole chicken—look!He is a chicken essence who can only make money!
In the middle of the night, Xu Chang closed the stall, rode an electric tricycle, and drove Qiao Jun back to his residence.
The tricycle turned into the community, and when it was almost at the garage where it was parked, Xu Chang sniffed, and said to Qiao Jun behind, "I seem to be smelling blood."
"I smelled it too." Qiao Jun said.
The two followed the smell, and suddenly found a huge monster crouching in the shadow of the front garage door.Qiao Jun and Xu Chang are both monsters with wonderful eyes.After locking the target, he quickly saw the huge monster hiding in the shadow.
It was a beast that looked like a cow, probably a bit bigger than an ordinary cow.It was red all over, with a human face and horse's hooves.There is a pair of horns on the forehead, and there are threads on the horns.At this moment, it is eating, lying on the ground like a hill, pressing the prey with its two front hooves, and biting vigorously, that is the source of the bloody smell.
"Monster..." Xu Chang braked suddenly, and then his eyes fell on the front hooves of the monster. He saw a human head, and gasped suddenly, "He's eating people!"
As a law-abiding little monster, he doesn't eat people. Before his transformation, he was even a vegetarian.He has heard rumors and stories of monsters eating people, but he has never witnessed it with his own eyes.
When Xu Chang yelled like that, he immediately alarmed the monster that was eating.The monster looked up, staring at Xu Chang with blood-red corners, revealing a bloodthirsty aura.
Xu Chang was so frightened that his face turned pale, and his body froze in place, unable to move.
The next moment, the monster disappeared in place.Xu Chang blinked, and saw the bull-shaped monster, magnified infinitely in front of his eyes, with a disgusting bloody smell, rushing towards him.
"Xu Chang!" Qiao Jun yelled, and pushed Xu Chang, who was so frightened and unresponsive, out of the car. At the same time, he flew to the side and kicked at the bull monster that jumped into the air.
Qiao Jun stepped on the face of the bull demon, and in the next moment, the huge bull demon was kicked and flew away by him.
The young man in the windbreaker turned his head to look at Qiao Jun, frowning, showing displeasure—Qiao Jun's roar was almost directed at his ear, which made his eardrums ache, and his mood naturally couldn't get better.However, Qiao Jun didn't notice his not-so-beautiful mood, but reached out and grabbed the middle-aged man's skirt.
"He's the one who molested you!" Qiao Jun shouted while grabbing the man.
When the people in the carriage heard the words, they immediately turned their eyes to the middle-aged man in unison.
"I..." The middle-aged man was taken aback by Qiao Jun, and then he cursed, "Fuck|You little bastard, stop talking nonsense! When did I molest you?"
I am Chicken Essence!It's not a cub of a rabbit!Qiao Jun thought unhappily in his heart.
"I didn't say you molested me!" Qiao Jun said as he raised his finger to the young man in the windbreaker, "I said you molested him! You hid one hand behind your back and tried to touch his ass! From my angle , but you can see clearly!"
Hearing the words, the young man in the windbreaker turned dark immediately, and looked at the middle-aged man with an unkind expression.As soon as the middle-aged man turned his head, he met the dangerous gaze of the young man in the windbreaker. He trembled suddenly, and he was so frightened that he lost the arrogance he had scolded Qiao Jun before, and he stammered to defend himself: "I, I'm not... I didn't touch him!"
"That's right! You didn't touch it, that's because I stopped you with my voice." Qiao Jun said, "Although you didn't touch it, you did reach out to his ass in an attempt to do something wrong. You are a subway pervert! "
The middle-aged man heard the passengers in the carriage start to discuss in a low voice, and saw the disdain in many people's eyes.And the sense of oppression coming from the young man in the windbreaker beside him made him even more frightened.For a moment, a fine layer of cold sweat appeared on his greasy forehead.
"I'm not a subway pervert! I reached out to steal..." The middle-aged man panicked and almost slipped his mouth.After realizing it, he hurriedly changed his words midway, "I, I just want to scratch the itch. That's right! I just want to scratch the itch! It's not what you said, let me go quickly. "
Mistake!He shouldn't have picked this young man in the windbreaker as his target in the first place!
As an experienced subway pickpocket, he usually only picks out girls or old people with low vigilance, so that even if he misses, he will be sent to the police station at most, and he doesn't have to worry about the victim turning his head and punching him.This young man in windbreaker was obviously different. He was tall and big. If he punched him, he would probably lose a row of teeth.At that time, he saw that this person was obviously thinking about something, and he looked quite rich, and the wallet was still showing a corner in the pocket of the windbreaker jacket. It was a very easy situation to get his hands on. .He could have succeeded, if it weren't for the brat in front of him...
The middle-aged man tried to open the hand that was holding his skirt, but he didn't want Qiao Jun to look thin, but his hand was unexpectedly strong, and he tried his best to not open it.
Qiao Jun: "Huh? You just...seem to say stealing?"
Middle-aged man: "I didn't say that!"
Qiao Jun: "I see, you don't want to touch his ass, you want to steal his wallet! Sorry, I made a mistake, so you are not a subway pervert, but a subway pickpocket!"
"Call me a pervert for a while, and a thief for a while, do you have evidence? If you don't have evidence, stop talking nonsense!" the middle-aged man yelled.
Qiao Jun pursed his lips and said nothing, he had no evidence.
Seeing that Qiao Jun didn't speak, the middle-aged man suddenly gained confidence.While struggling, he yelled loudly: "Someone is not going to make a false accusation, and wants to beat him!"
Qiao Jun was dumbfounded: "I didn't think..."
Middle-aged man: "Beat someone! Beat someone!"
The middle-aged man had just yelled a few words, and suddenly, with a bang, a long pink lady's wallet studded with rhinestones fell out of his trouser pocket.
Qiao Jun, the middle-aged man, and the nearby passengers all set their sights on the pink lady's wallet—this wallet doesn't look like a middle-aged bald man's style.
Middle-aged man: "..."
Qiao Jun: "..."
Passengers nearby: "..."
Oops!The extent of the struggle just now was too great!The middle-aged man is remorseful, how should he explain it now?
Just as the middle-aged man started a brain storm, a girl's voice sounded.
"Ah! This is my wallet!"
Middle-aged man: "..."
The brain storm is over.
When the subway arrived at the station, the middle-aged man was taken to the station police station by several security guards on the subway platform.The girl whose wallet was stolen thanked Qiao Jun, and went to the police station together to explain the situation.
With a good mood of being thanked, Qiao Jun listened to the compliments of several passengers in the same carriage all the way, and went to the Sanxian Bridge happily.
The young man in the windbreaker got off the bus at the station where the pickpocket was taken away, and walked towards the exit.
"Fu Li, why are you walking so fast?" The man who was about the same age as the young man in the windbreaker quickly caught up with the young man in the windbreaker.
This man was wearing a very ordinary-looking navy blue shirt, with a pair of ruby cuff buttons fastened on the sleeves, and he looked like a rich man.
"The handsome guy who caught the pickpocket fits my criteria for finding a boyfriend, but unfortunately I didn't have time to ask for his contact information." The young man in the royal blue shirt sighed regretfully,
The young man in the windbreaker - Fu Li sneered, "Anyway, as long as it's a man, there is nothing that doesn't meet your Zhuang Shenglan's criteria for finding a boyfriend."
Zhuang Shenglan didn't care about Fu Li's ridicule, put one hand on Fu Li's shoulder, and asked narrowly, "By the way, did that bald man in the subway really not touch your ass?"
"Zhuang Shenglan."
"To!"
"To shut up!"
"Okay, sir."
Zhuang Shenglan was quiet for a while, and when she walked out of the subway station, she couldn't help but speak again—but this time she was serious.
"Speaking of which, that monster is really powerful. After being stabbed by you, it was able to escape all the way from Shangjing City to Huize City. It is indeed the protagonist of the S-level mission." Zhuang Shenglan looked sideways at Fu Li. , "By the way, where did the news that the monster is in Huize City come from?"
"The news from the bureau." Fu Li raised his hand and glanced at the watch on his wrist, and replied.
"I'm relieved about the news from the bureau. We're finally not chasing rumors that we don't know are true or false. I hope we can successfully catch that monster this time, end this mission, and take a good vacation." Zhuang Shenglan Saying that, he raised his hand to call for a car, "Let's go, go to the hotel to pick up the checked weapons, and then start working."
-
After Qiao Jun served as Xu Chang's delivery boy for a few days, the owners of several other barbecue stalls in that alley also asked him to deliver food one after another.Pay according to the order, and settle daily.
Qiao Jun put the money he earned every day into the biscuit box Xu Chang gave him, and seeing the money in the box getting more and more every day, Qiao Jun felt a sense of accomplishment in the whole chicken—look!He is a chicken essence who can only make money!
In the middle of the night, Xu Chang closed the stall, rode an electric tricycle, and drove Qiao Jun back to his residence.
The tricycle turned into the community, and when it was almost at the garage where it was parked, Xu Chang sniffed, and said to Qiao Jun behind, "I seem to be smelling blood."
"I smelled it too." Qiao Jun said.
The two followed the smell, and suddenly found a huge monster crouching in the shadow of the front garage door.Qiao Jun and Xu Chang are both monsters with wonderful eyes.After locking the target, he quickly saw the huge monster hiding in the shadow.
It was a beast that looked like a cow, probably a bit bigger than an ordinary cow.It was red all over, with a human face and horse's hooves.There is a pair of horns on the forehead, and there are threads on the horns.At this moment, it is eating, lying on the ground like a hill, pressing the prey with its two front hooves, and biting vigorously, that is the source of the bloody smell.
"Monster..." Xu Chang braked suddenly, and then his eyes fell on the front hooves of the monster. He saw a human head, and gasped suddenly, "He's eating people!"
As a law-abiding little monster, he doesn't eat people. Before his transformation, he was even a vegetarian.He has heard rumors and stories of monsters eating people, but he has never witnessed it with his own eyes.
When Xu Chang yelled like that, he immediately alarmed the monster that was eating.The monster looked up, staring at Xu Chang with blood-red corners, revealing a bloodthirsty aura.
Xu Chang was so frightened that his face turned pale, and his body froze in place, unable to move.
The next moment, the monster disappeared in place.Xu Chang blinked, and saw the bull-shaped monster, magnified infinitely in front of his eyes, with a disgusting bloody smell, rushing towards him.
"Xu Chang!" Qiao Jun yelled, and pushed Xu Chang, who was so frightened and unresponsive, out of the car. At the same time, he flew to the side and kicked at the bull monster that jumped into the air.
Qiao Jun stepped on the face of the bull demon, and in the next moment, the huge bull demon was kicked and flew away by him.
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