Who says blind date is not fate

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Unexpectedly, after the ice-breaking home visit not long ago, both returned home so quickly with a strange atmosphere.

I told my mother that I would take Tianyi home for dinner on weekends. My mother shirked it. I thought she couldn’t make it through. I found out later that she had bought a lot of gay goods since the day I came out. I read each book carefully at home and took notes.

As a result, my dad suddenly came home at noon one day and looked through the phone book of a former client. Instead of finding the phone book, he found my mother's "textbook" and notes.So the family was turned upside down, and I still don't know anything here, thinking that the world can take a little rest for the first time.

My mother said: "It's okay, your dad was shocked and angry, but after all he loves his old son the most, and you may be able to go home in a few days."

My heart turned into a flower: "Mom~~~ You are the best mother in the world. I am so happy that I wonder if I am hallucinating."

My mother roared arrogantly: "Don't make me poor, come back next Friday, and tell someone, show me some knowledge, don't take advantage of it and act like a good boy."

I giggled: "Of order, my son will obey the imperial edict."

My mother hung up the phone angrily, and I was in the process of ascending to heaven. Happiness, that’s about it. Now I really feel relieved. I really have no regrets. I used to have a vague fear when I was in love, isn’t it? I was afraid of what to do if I was found out, but I felt sorry for my parents, so I was afraid, but now I have fully spoken out, and the burden has been reduced and it is much easier.

Ever since I learned that my dad knew about me, I was always happy, because I know how much my dad loves me. I have always believed that as long as I have any needs, my dad will never frown, absolutely Stand up for my daddy to the end.

As for going home to see my parents on Friday, I am not worried about any violence. What I worry about is whether the two sides can get along with each other. In the past, it was because I regarded Tian Yi as my buddy, so I didn’t have to be too picky, but now It is very different. I believe that with my mother's tireless spirit of studying, she must know what a straight man is.Alas~~~ I hope they don't make things difficult for her husband.

Before departure, my husband and I dressed up many times at home, and I made him handsome and tall so many times!I also picked out the clothes that pleased my father the most. After reviewing the souvenirs, I breathed a sigh of relief and started the car to march towards my house.

As soon as I entered the door, my mother asked relatively naturally: "Come on."

Tianyi greeted obediently: "Hello, Auntie" and handed over the gift.

My mother happily picked it up this time, and the two entered the room. My father sat on the sofa drinking tea and watching TV without moving. Tianyi said hello, but my father didn't respond. Next, obviously my dad treats the two of us as air, my dad began to get impatient and tune the channel, I know it's still boring, it's too slow and time-consuming.

I obediently rubbed over, sat on the armrest and swayed my dad's arm lightly: "Dad, you don't even look at me when I come back. I know that I have caused a big disaster this time. If you don't want to see me, I will try my best to control it." Don't come back by yourself, don't hurt your body for me, I feel so sorry."

Dad snorted but still gave me a squinting glance: "You haven't done anything earth-shattering since you were a child, but this time it's shocking. Your mother and I are both very old. It's your fault that you can do it." .”

When I saw that Dad was acting like a baby, what I was most afraid of was that he would ignore people, as long as he was willing to speak, there would definitely be something for him!

Taking out the skills I have practiced for grinding my father for many years, I squatted down and threw myself on my father's lap with twinkling eyes: "Dad~ I am not filial. Doing this kind of thing, I have been terrified and ashamed of my parents every day for more than ten years! Last week, my mother said that you also knew about me, and I was so distressed at that time. You have raised me as a baby since you were a child, but I... woo."

I had tears in my eyes, believe me, I did think of the lines before, but the truth behind it was definitely revealed, and my husband added fuel and vinegar in a timely manner: "Yeah, uncle, Xiaoxi can't go to work if he cries at home, and he wakes up in the morning with swelling." I can't even open my eyes."

My dad was very moved when he heard it, but suddenly said: "You two sleep in the same room?"

The whole family was stunned on the spot. Tianyi and I didn't know how to answer. I really didn't want to irritate the old man. My husband said decisively and wittily: "Recently Xiaoxi is too sad. I'm afraid that he will be hurt if he does something radical. Sleeping in the same room, it is convenient to watch him."

My dad trembled slightly when he heard it, and sighed: "You child, don't do anything stupid. If something happens to you, how can your mother and I live? It's all right, get up and eat." .”

Hohohoho~~~Everything is OK!The whole family sat around the table harmoniously, and during the dinner, my dad kept bringing me food. Sure enough, my dad was suppressing it.My husband praised my mother's good craftsmanship in a timely manner, and praised me for inheriting my mother's craftsmanship. My mother was not happy when she heard it: "Why, we have to wash and cook at your place in Xiaoxi, and I am really a daughter-in-law for you." went."

I quickly smoothed things over: "No, no, we are on duty, one person for a week, it's just that my cooking is more delicious, and he eats my leftovers at home."

My mother snorted: "Look at you, you are as thin as a monkey. Whoever eats leftovers doesn't matter. I really don't know what you are doing with him."

My dad also echoed: "It's not homeless, don't be hungry outside, and have everything when you go home."

The husband said humbly: "Auntie said that I was busy with work and couldn't take care of Xiaoxi as well as my uncle and auntie. I will definitely improve in the future, and I will make him fat next time when I come back. Don't worry, uncle and auntie."

My eyes are red and my heart is red. This is the man I am obsessed with. He always hits my heart at the most critical time.

My parents were noncommittal, and the dinner was coming to an end in an orderly manner. After the meal, I arranged it with my husband. He offered to wash the dishes. I trained him at home. My mother expressed her satisfaction and coaxed me into the living room.My buttocks were not sitting firmly, so I shirked and went back to the kitchen. I looked at my husband with his hips on his hips and looked at the plates with a helpless expression. He used to demonstrate with a few plates at home. Now he is facing a pool of plates and bowls. He is at a loss. Let's do it.

I leaned over and said, "Have you found out what I'm capable of? The kitchen is definitely a disaster, and cleaning the kitchen is a disaster among disasters!"

The husband spread his hands: "Then are you here to save me, or are you just here to wait and see."

I flicked my bangs casually: "I'm here to guide you, well, don't look at it, your eyes can't wash the dishes, hey, first stack up the small dishes one by one, and then wash the big ones."

My husband carefully finished brushing according to my step-by-step instructions. Seeing him, a 188-centimeter man, stuffed in my small kitchen has a special mood. Like he said, everything in my house seems to be one size smaller, even the bowls are smaller. Small, it means he is not full.