Who says blind date is not fate

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I woke up in the morning and found that my hand was naturally placed on the place of my husband (through the clothes). It seems that I was born gay. Before my husband woke up, I wanted to untie his penis. Shit, what a nosebleed in broad daylight.I took a deep breath and stretched my sinful hand towards the small inner edge (PS my husband wears boxer pants that are very loose), I just touched the edge and haven’t pulled it up yet.

Her husband's voice rang above her head: "What are you talking about again?"

I hid under the quilt in shame and indignation, and didn't dare to speak out, but then I felt that my reaction was a guilty conscience, I didn't see anything, what a shame and indignation!

My husband got up, opened the cabinet and changed into a pair of underwear in front of me! ! !Then he threw the changed one on my bedside, "If you are so virtuous, you have to wash it, and I can't help it." After speaking, I went to wash up.

Nosebleed!I didn't dare to look at it just now, what a great opportunity!Turtles, Turtles, Turtles, Ten Thousand Years Turtles, Ninja Turtles.I spent the entire commute to work afterwards in regret.

At noon, I received a call from my husband, to the effect that he asked me to go to the kindergarten to pick up the child at night, who is the fat baby of his two older brothers.I'm very willing to take this job, the child is fat, round, soft and cute.I went straight to the kindergarten after get off work in the evening, and it took about 15 minutes from the kindergarten to our house.

The two little guys said they were going to walk home, and I was a little overwhelmed holding the two children.But all the way is a residential street and it is quite safe, holding the two of them tightly.

Passing by the donut store, there are all kinds of beautiful donuts in the small window. I usually eat them occasionally, but later I found out that the calories are amazing and I restrained myself. The two children liked it so much that the whole face was covered Pasted on the glass, I know the child's mother will not allow them to eat high-calorie food, for fear of getting fat.

I also hesitated, but the two children are too cute, so... the three of us rushed in one by one, bought a box of 4 and ran home ecstatically.When I got home, I cut the donuts in half, and the three of us sat on the carpet and ate donuts while watching SpongeBob SquarePants. We couldn't say anything more happy.

Soon after the donuts were wiped out, I started to feel that something was wrong. It would be a disaster if their mother missed it when they came to pick them up. I made an agreement with the two children to strictly keep the secret and never betray, but after thinking about it, after all, the two children The child is unreliable.Especially that Xuanxuan (little chubby younger brother) will definitely be caught out, and he tortured me to ask me to hug him and carry my husband's sandbag, God!This Roudanzi's arm is going to go numb after holding it for 5 minutes. I was thinking about how to pass the time. When I saw the newly bought rice cooker, why don't I make cakes for the two of them, so that they won't make a fuss together, and when his mother comes, I say eat me Made "Good Brother Brand Love Cake".

I poured the materials into the pot according to the proportion, and after I finished, I took out the jam and milkshake and asked them to draw and play, not to mention that the flowers really looked good, the two of them were completely quiet, and Mom came They won't even go.I packed some for the two of them to take away, and put the rest in a fresh-keeping box for my husband to give him supper when he comes home in the evening.

The two children didn't stay too late, and their mother picked them up before eight o'clock.My husband is going to stay for a while tonight. The original plan was supposed to be at 12 o'clock, but unexpectedly it ended early, and he came back after nine o'clock. As soon as I entered the room, I could see that I was in a good mood.

For my puppy-like guarding the door, my husband still gave affirmation: "It's so peaceful today, it's not too bad."

I felt aggrieved: "I'm restless someday, don't I just stay at home and watch over you?"

My husband took off his coat, stretched his arms on the sofa to relax, and I brought over the strained mung bean soup, "Honey, I made you mung bean soup, drink some to moisten your throat."

My husband slowly sat up straight from the sofa, before I reached out to pick it up, I suddenly got up and rushed to the kitchen, and came back with a spoon.Then he said coyly, "How about... I'll feed you."

My husband smiled and said, "You didn't bring enough children, give it to me." I reached out to get the bowl, but I held onto it tightly.

There was a longing light in his eyes: "Then just take a bite, isn't it enough?"

My husband is too lazy to fight with me, let go, and I will be resurrected immediately.I scooped up a spoonful of soup and brought the spoon to his mouth. He didn't open his mouth, so I said very naturally, "Come on, big baby, open your mouth...ah~~~"

My husband stared, and I immediately said, "Ah, I was wrong, I was wrong. I feel sorry for your tiredness. I'll feed you. Just lie down." Then my husband opened his mouth, and I fed a bowl of soup into it. At that time, there was only one thought in my mind...he is also quite cute.

After drinking the soup, my husband went to the restaurant to eat my "Good Brother Brand Love Cake". I selfishly drew a heart shape with strawberry jam on one side of the cake, and pushed it in front of my husband: "Eat mine first."

As a result, my husband took off the top layer with the strawberry jam painted on it, and ate it directly below, which broke my heart.

My husband looked at me disappointed: "You put a jar of jam, it's too thick, I'll eat it after scraping off some."

I am resurrected again!Immediately, I took the knife to scrape the jam and ate it while scraping. My husband grabbed the fruit knife and said, "Stupid, what if I cut my tongue." Then he took the slice of cake I licked and ate it.Ah~~ Big blood spurt, I just licked it three seconds ago.After eating the cake, seeing that there was still drawing paper on the table, my husband picked it up to look at it, and then his expression twitched slightly, "Who drew this?"

I snickered: "The one above is painted by Tiantian, and the one below is Xuanxuan."

The husband continued to observe: "Did you ask them to draw?"

I said innocently: "The paper I provided"

The husband was angry: "How did you take care of the children, what did you draw!"

I said innocently: "What did you draw? The sweet one is chocolate ice cream, and the Xuanxuan one is a baby bottle."

Then she stared at her husband with a lewd smile: "What do you think?"

Husband was embarrassed: "What, what kind of feeding bottle are you drawing?"

I smirked: "Xuanxuan is weaned, but he still misses his little milk bottle. Today I asked the two of them what they want and I will draw it for you. I will have it next time. Now, I can show it to you in front of the children." It's my chance, don't forget." After finishing speaking, I packed up the dishes and went into the kitchen to hold back my laughter.

In fact, at that time, I was really afraid that the two children would be bored, so I asked them to draw, and I gave them whatever I drew.After tidying up the kitchen, I came out and saw that Tiantian was struggling to paint a circle with a flesh-colored crayon. I glanced at the whole picture and did not scare me. There was a stick-shaped object with a brown round head. The most shocking thing was that there was still a Two flesh-colored balls.

I leaned on the edge of the table and sat down and asked, "Tiantian, do you want this?"

The child didn't raise his head and said, "Mom said she wouldn't give me food, it hurts my stomach after eating it."

I collapse!Purely said: "Then what is this sweet baby wanting to eat?"

The child raised his face innocently: "Ice cream!"

I asked excitedly: "Then what are the two balls below?"

Still innocent: "Sweet hands."

Ah, screaming up to the sky, I am the sinner.How can you be obsessed with kindergarten children's paintings.Then I turned around and looked at Xuanxuan's, and my heart that hadn't calmed down was hit again.That child clearly drew a condom!There are pink dots added to the yellow cylinder, and a raised head is drawn on the top with a blue crayon.

At that time, Qiang Zuo asked calmly: "Xuanxuan, what did you draw?"

Xuanxuan held up the drawing paper and said, "My baby bottle has a little rabbit on it."

I get it, the little pink dot is the abbreviated version of the bunny.This cross-examination made me exhausted, the child is so innocent and frank... I am really dirty.