Who says blind date is not fate

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Before leaving get off work, Tianyi sent a message, saying that he would buy egg tarts for me when he came back from a dinner party at night, but it meant that I was alone at home and had nothing to do. Complain about his ruthless sleep and leave

I asked with gusto, "Why don't you call me all day?"

He said: "It's not convenient to fight"

I rolled over: "Excuses, excuses, all excuses, my stomach hurts!"

Tian Yi was helpless: "Don't talk about stomach pain today."

I pretended to be pitiful: "In order to wait for your favorite egg tart, I didn't even dare to drink water when I came back from get off work. I have to keep an empty stomach for you."

Then I heard him say to the people around him: "It's enough for everyone to drink, go back early and have to go to work tomorrow."

Then he picked me up and said, "I can leave here after eight o'clock. Aren't there quick-frozen dumplings in the refrigerator? Let's eat some first."

I continued to hum and hung up the phone reluctantly.

Before Tianyi came back, I had finished the battlefield scenery, filled half a bottle of mineral water and put it on the bed, turned off the lights in the room, and left only the computer.As soon as I heard the sound of him opening the door, I immediately closed the notebook, unplugged the power, and flew onto the bed holding the mineral water bottle.

As soon as Tianyi entered the door, he called out: "Xiaoxi"

Wang Haipi, he usually calls me by my full name outside, but rarely speaks directly by my name at home, and almost never calls me Xiaoxi.It seems that Chunxiao once was really extraordinary.I continued to moan on the bed, he carried things into the bedroom, saw me lying on the bed with a mineral water bottle, I swear, there was so much pain in his eyes.

Seeing his expression, I got excited and... shouted directly: "Honey, I'm so hungry, I've already drank two bottles of water."

He was fixed by my husband, and then he sat by the bed and opened the egg tart box without saying a word, and put it in front of me.Seeing that the situation was too unclear, I tentatively said, "I'm making you unhappy like this? I'm sorry, if you don't like it, I won't bark in the future." I held his index finger and acted like a baby.

He took the mineral water bottle out of my arms, and gave me an egg tart, "If you want to call it that, call it that, aren't you hungry? Eat it quickly, or you will have a stomachache again."

My heart was really hanging when he didn't speak just now, I was afraid that if he turned around and left without saying a word, it would be a terrible death.I still ate the egg tart obediently, but I couldn’t eat it anymore. In the evening, I had a hamburger with a large can of growth milk and stuffed a box of “a lot of fish crackers” with half a pack of potato chips.

Tianyi just looked at me eating like this: "Is it uncomfortable? With you, shouldn't you gobble it up?"

I pretended to be innocent: "I'm too hungry, and I can't eat too much water."

There was a flash of distress in his eyes again, and he said: "Why do you think that once you come out, you come out once, why are you fasting, do you have a stomachache now?

If you really can't eat, I'll make you hot milk. "As he said, he got up and went to the kitchen.

I immediately grabbed him, God is going to kill me, I drank that can of milk long ago, retribution for lying, I don't want to be exposed on the same day again.

Shaking him frivolously, he said, "If I don't drink it, I won't drink it, and if I drink it, I can raise goldfish in my stomach. Husband, please rub your stomach, and let the water flow."

He hesitated for a while, then sat down and rubbed my stomach.

I tentatively said again: "Honey, guess what I had for lunch today?"

He raised his eyebrows: "How do you guess?"

I was delighted: "Aren't you a criminal police officer, think about it, how about I give you some hints?"

As I said that, I pulled up the T-shirt, "Touch this time, see if you can find out what I ate?"

He patted my stomach with only two points of force, and then pulled my clothes back: "Don't mess around, my stomach will catch cold."

My heart was overwhelmed, and I yelled "husband" cheaply

no answer

Continue to "husband~~~"

Continue to "Husband, why are you ignoring me?"

Tian Yi was slightly annoyed, "Why?"

I roll over "it's okay"

Being pressed by him and continuing to rub my stomach, I became more playful and continued to call "Husband, kiss my husband~~"

Tianyi was furious, he didn't answer and didn't rub his stomach anymore, I tugged at his sleeve, he was expressionless, and hooked his fingers again, this time he finally turned his head to look at me, I saw that this was a trick.

Immediately sat up, met the nymphomaniac face, and said, "Honey, are you angry with me?"

I was pressed again by him and continued to rub my stomach.

I was quiet for a while and called "Husband Husband" again, and then secretly looked at him.

He was on the verge of breaking out this time, "Uh, husband, I have something to ask you."

He held back his anger: "Say!"

I got up and got ready, "Honey, go to the bathroom for me." After I finished speaking, I scrambled out and ran to the bathroom.I just heard him shouting in the bedroom: "He Xiaoxi has the ability, you dare to come out."

In fact, at that time, I just wanted to call my husband a few more times to pass my mouth, but I became malicious when I yelled, and finally said that sentence really instantly, without premeditation.After wandering around in the bathroom for a while, Tian Yi's roar still lingered in his ears, he didn't dare to go out, so he took a shower, and then felt that the timing was wrong, so he applied two layers of lotion.I have to apply body lotion in the other three seasons except summer, otherwise it would be dry, cracked and uncomfortable, as if my whole body would be itchy, but tonight I was too busy to apply body lotion twice, once with milk flavor and once with strawberry flavor, it seems to be strawberry milk.Feeling really bored, I lay on the door and listened to the sound of the bedroom. My husband seemed to be watching TV. I looked in the mirror for a while to adjust my expression, and then went to the door. I just pushed the door open, and my husband pushed it open. Pulled me out and threw me on the bed.

I crawled out with my hands and feet, and I knew I was still angry. Before I had climbed a few steps, my husband grabbed my ankle and hit me with PP, and he said plausibly, "Why didn't you bark this time? You looked so energetic just now." Ah, it's so tall."

I knew that this time I was caught and beaten until I calmed down: "I want to yell, so after yelling, should I be beaten lightly or hard?"

The husband obviously put more effort into his subordinates: "You are still messing with me here, does your stomach hurt? Are you pretending to be sick again?"

I know that I can’t admit it even if I’m beaten to death, otherwise I’ll beat him to death: “Why are you doing this, you’ve felt better just now, can you feel better if you’re like this?”

Keep up the good work "Husband~~ I was wrong, isn't this because I was overwhelmed by excitement?"

The husband was less aggressive, "Didn't you call me by my full name when you entered the door? You called me Xiaoxi. I get convulsions when I'm happy. It's not like you don't know."

Tian Yi finally wavered, let go of his hands and said, "You can't settle down for a minute, remember this time, don't forget that it's not you again."

After speaking, let me go, and got up to wash up.

I regained my vigor, got up and took off my T-shirt and sweatpants, (I misunderstood, wearing underwear) took a photo in front of the floor-to-ceiling glass, and then got into bed when I was satisfied.After my husband came out, he expressed his satisfaction at seeing me so well-behaved. As soon as the quilt was covered, I leaned over and said:

"Husband, the ass that was spanked just now hurts, rub it."

Without hesitation, the husband slapped him on the head and said, "Be honest with me."

I saw it, let's stop molesting today, there is no rush, so I leaned my head in the direction of my husband, grasping his palm with both hands, ready to fall asleep.

The husband moved his hands, "Why are you holding on so tightly, and you won't run away."

I raised my face: "Then can I hug your arm if I don't hold your hand? I promise I won't force you... Hey, you said, if I grab you, you won't run away. That's what I mean."

My husband withdrew his hand, put his arms around my head, and said, "Fool, go to sleep."

It didn't take long before my husband's voice came from above my head, probably because I fell asleep soon after drinking.

My head is still depressed about one thing, why didn't he kiss my forehead just now, the atmosphere is so good.Could it be that I didn't blink my starry eyes just now?Alas, now I really feel like a middle-aged and lustful uncle, coveting a healthy body, always thinking about taking advantage of it.

My beautiful image, my husband must be very disappointed. Since I met him, I have been sticking to the pure and intellectual, self-cleaning and good "comrade".