Once conquered the world, once conquered the city

There are too many emotions, I can't stand the slightest blow anymore, don't even deprive me of the right to be a man... I tremblingly stretched out my hand to touch the most important organ, hoo, it's so dangerous!still.

"You look like a disaster, not much different from a woman." My master blew on his beard, but I didn't understand what he meant, he blew on his beard and said, "You don't even look like yourself. Have you forgotten?" Like?I haven't forgotten, people used to say that I look like Zhou Xingchi when he was young, how should I say it?Just full of joy.

The master looked at me in a daze, and he waved his hand, "It seems that you probably don't remember, there is a mirror over there, you can go and see for yourself."

I saw that there was indeed a person-high mirror on the other end, and I was very puzzled, "This house is so simple, why is there such a big mirror here?" Uncontrollably, I opened my mouth and asked. The old man rolled his eyes, "Have you even forgotten this? Do I still need this stuff when I'm old... It's not you, who is so narcissistic that you must spend half a day in front of the mirror every day, otherwise I will be called You don't agree to anything, haven't you always claimed to be the most beautiful woman in the world?"

vomit!Am I still such a narcissistic person?Or do people in this time and space think that Zhou Xingchi's face is not a sense of joy but a sense of beauty?I walked to the mirror, and I heard myself gulping saliva.

The person in the mirror has a pair of big eyes that are shining brightly, two eyebrows flying slantingly along the high browbones into the temples, a small nose with a straight bridge, and a symbolic beauty on the smooth and full forehead. Sharp, perfect face contour like the golden section.

Therefore, generally narcissistic people have their own capital.Wu Chen, the original owner of this body, definitely has this capital, and this capital... now belongs to me.It can only be said that those beauties I have seen on TV before, and those magazine covers, are as good as my face now, it is simply... not to mention that this is a man!a man!I'm boiling!

"I can tell from the narcissistic expression on your face that you can't even remember anything. Seeing your own face, the narcissism will still come out." The voice of the old man behind him was full of Sarcasm, who cares.

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I will never give up or give up on this pit. .

2. The hidden old man...

Tianshan is not a mountain, but a fairyland.

This is what the old man told me. I was going to call him master, but he shuddered and said that he had goosebumps all over the ground, and he insisted on calling him old man. I have never seen such a person.

At first, I didn't believe it at all. Looking at such a simple and crude room, the corners of the table are a little loose. What kind of good place can it be?But when the old man tried his best to drag me up the mountain to collect medicine with him, I was shocked when I walked out the door. This place really is a fairyland.

The dilapidated house I live in is located on the mountainside of Tianshan Mountain. Looking down, the smoke is lingering, and the lush forests are looming in the clouds and mist. It's really like being in a fairyland.

Hum Chi Hum Chi!Although the old man has short legs, he looks old, and he climbs the mountain too... too neatly!Hum Chi Hum Chi, I followed him panting.

"Hey... old... old man..." I was out of breath, "How long... how long will it take to climb?"

"Here." He pointed his finger upwards, "Going to the top of the mountain! Hurry up and follow, it's so useless at such a young age!"

I looked up, well, I think I'm going to die here today... I waved my hand at him, "I want to climb... huh huh... I want to climb, you can climb... huh huh... I can't walk Moved……"

"Tsk tsk... Well, I wanted to hone you at first, but you have never been to the top of this mountain. It is incredible for me to be able to climb here today." sly!He bent his two fingers and put them to his lips, and a crisp whistle sounded from his lips.

"Ga———" There was a clear bird song in the woods, and after a while, a wild goose flew to the old man's arm and stopped, rubbing its pointed beak on his cheek.

"What a heroic wild goose!" I couldn't help admiring, but saw the old man's smiling face suddenly collapsed, "You pig head? This is an eagle! Do you understand eagles? What a mighty bird, you actually Call it a wild goose?!"

I shrugged. I didn't see any difference anyway.The eagle chirped in the old man's ear for a while, and then the old man imitated those voices and chirped at it for a while, and then the eagle flew up, stopped on my shoulder, and rubbed against it. Rubbed my ears before flying away in a circle.

"Today, it's going to change!" The old man's expression suddenly became serious. The chirping bird just now must have been delivering a message, right?This old man can speak birds? !I was about to ask him, but when I saw the worry on the old man's brow, he said softly, "The weather is going to change, let's go back."

"Oh." I noticed that his expression was wrong, so I didn't say much anymore, I just quietly walked down behind him, for a long time, we didn't speak.Finally, I heard his voice faintly drifting over from the front, "At first, I thought that it would be good if I stayed in Tianshan for the rest of my life like this, and you don't have to be contaminated by the filth of the world."

Hearing his words, I couldn't help being a little moved. He didn't seem to be such a naughty old urchin as usual. I opened my mouth, but I didn't know what to say, so I simply shut my mouth tightly.

He was still talking to himself, "This day is about to change, Wu Chen, I will take you out of the mountain as a teacher." He suddenly became uncharacteristically serious and I was a little uncomfortable, and I heard him formal again Salutation, I could only nod my head, thinking that he couldn't see me nodding in front of me, so I let out another oh.

The old man didn't continue talking.

Fortunately, as soon as the front foot entered the door, the rain fell with a clatter.I took off the empty basket on my back and looked at the empty basket behind him...

"Old man! Are you playing with me? Didn't you mean picking herbs? Where's the medicine?" I looked at him and snorted twice, "Actually, you took me to climb the heights, didn't you?"

A smile appeared on his childlike white face, and his eyes became sly, I knew this old man was deliberately teasing me!

"Hurry up and pack up, we'll leave tomorrow." He said to me while packing up, I agreed, but found that I didn't seem to have anything to pack up, because I saw that the things I should pack up were all taken away by the old man Packed it neatly into the bag.For a moment, I couldn't tell who was the master and who was the apprentice.

"Why do we go out to the mountains? I think it's good to live in seclusion like this." In fact, it's good to live in such a fairyland on earth. This kind of secluded life is a bit like Tao Yuanming's picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence See Nanshan leisurely.

The old man frowned, but immediately brought back the familiar smile, "Take you, a country bumpkin, out of the mountains to see the world of flowers and flowers outside!"

I curled my lips and thought to myself, my young master, how fashionable I am in the 21st century, if I say it, I'm afraid it will scare you out of dementia. "Tch——forget it if you don't want to tell me!" I knew he was joking, I saw his serious expression on the mountain just now, and there must be something wrong when he came out of the mountain this time.

"Okay, okay." He waved his hand, "The martial arts conference is about to be held, our Tianshan faction can't lose the face of our patriarch, can we?"

It seems to be a very interesting thing, "Tianshan School?! So we also have a sect! Who is the head of our sect? Is it powerful?"

The old man looked at me with a disdainful expression, then snorted out of his nose, and pointed a thumb at himself.

"Me," he said.

he? !I looked at him very solemnly, and suddenly felt that this old man was very unreliable. I already had a faint premonition in my heart, but I still asked, "Then how many disciples are there in our Tianshan sect?"

"Well..." He lowered his head and thought for a while, "Besides me and you, there should be no third person." I don't respect the old, how can I respect the old and love the young... My traditional virtues are ruined in the hands of this old man!

"It's just the two of you who pretended to think about it for so long?!" I was so angry that my teeth itch, "This martial arts conference is also at the bottom, let's not go."

"Bah, bastard, how high is the threshold for our Tianshan faction? Do you think anyone can come in if they want? You haven't heard the saying that expensive is not expensive?" No matter how expensive the essence is, who will believe it? It depends on the aptitude of the owner of my body. I can even enter your Tianshan school. How high is the threshold?I muttered in my heart, the old man couldn't hear me, he must be lying.

Soon I discovered that what the old man said was true.There are few disciples, really because the threshold is high.

Following the old man down the mountain, I found that the clouds and mist were actually a formation. If no one led it, people outside would really not be able to enter this fairyland on earth.When I got to the foot of the mountain, I saw people kneeling along the steps of the mountain road.

The appearance of me and the old man obviously attracted everyone's attention. When they looked at me, they looked a little crazy, and when they looked at the old man, they became very eager.

"A child