[Online Games] Bloody Case on Pants

"My dark guardian, open your eyes."

Yu Wenzhong felt that his chin was lifted, and he opened his eyes. The dark goddess he had seen in the painting was standing in front of him, leaning over and smiling. This angle... What a deep ditch!

The Goddess of Darkness giggled and shook her chest alluringly.

"like?"

Yu Wenzhong shook his head honestly: "I like flat ones."

Dark Goddess Black Line...

She lowered Yu Wenzhong's chin, and Yu Wenzhong "chucked" that his chin hit the ground.Marble polished floors?Yu Wenzhong stood up and looked around, the temple?Moreover, it is a temple that has never been visited before. There is a huge chandelier made of human skulls hanging above the head, and the pillars are full of distorted faces. If Yang Hao came here, would he go over in fright?It's pitch black outside the window, I can't see anything, what is this place?The eighty-level surprise is here?What are you doing here?

The Goddess of Darkness, who was so angry with him, was too lazy to talk nonsense, and said in one breath: "You have broken through the shackles of light before you can see me again. I will restore your original identity, and you will have more power! More rights I will give you the power to enslave you, cough! If you want to read it for a long time, why don’t you go back and read the manual, that’s it! Bye!”

Yu Wenzhong was dumbfounded. In a blink of an eye, he was turned into black smoke again. He couldn't see anything, hear anything, and was thrown out without feeling anything. He was still in the previous place, on the grass in the forest.With a confused head, Yu Wenzhong couldn't figure out what kind of surprise this was?

There was a muffled "dong", and something fell out of nowhere and landed in front of his feet.He picked it up and looked at it. It seemed to be a crown, but the forehead was lowered, and a black gemstone was biting into a skull. This was...a reward?

"Yu Wenzhong!!!" Yang Hao's voice was almost crying.

When Yu Wenzhong heard it, he shouted, "I'm here!"

Yang Hao's aroused speed can last for 10 minutes, but the effect of the skill still disappears at this moment, Yu Wenzhong saw a group of shadows rushing towards him, and then he was thrown down.

"Where did you go? What's the matter? What's going on? What happened? Is there anything wrong? Let me see!"

Looking at Yang Hao who was pressing on him with red eye circles, Yu Wenzhong had a headache, specifically, the back of his head hurt, he hit it, and wanted to talk, the sky was full of little stars, and he fainted.

Yang Hao was shocked, and burst into tears: "Yu Wenzhong!!!"

……

The game is updated online. Although there is no voice announcement, there is a notice in the underground city, sky city, novice village, and teleportation array. The notice belonging to the dark side reads: Dark Goddess is here!The world destroyed by the God Realm War has gone through a long period of time...One demon king has awakened...I hope the other four demon kings will also wake up soon, and lead our dark people...to victory in the end!

There are countless repeated background stories in the middle, countless adjectives, and countless encouragements, so don't mention it.On the other side of the light is: the goddess of light!The Lord of Darkness has awakened one, and where is our Archangel?The star of hope is shining, please don't let us lose hope... and so on.

Players from both camps have to be patient to read the notice.Immediately, some game masters translated the announcement and posted it on the forum. In short - among the prisoners of the Unbreakable Prison, there is a lunatic who has broken through a level that ordinary people cannot reach, becoming a "devil king", who can have There can only be five people with the title of "Devil Monarch"; there can only be five people with the title of "Archangel" in Guangming Shenyu, and there are currently zero.

As soon as this announcement came out, the city was empty, and everyone ran out to level up. They didn't even know what benefits the "devil king" could have, so they went berserk collectively, and the strange disaster day started from this day.

Yu Wenzhong, the "monster" who stabbed the honeycomb, is losing his temper at home.

"You inspired the speed to rush at me! I didn't break my head and my head was hardened, and you still said I was weak!?" Delicate!What word is this?How can it be used on him! ! !

Yang Hao, who accidentally used a wrong word when joking, just wanted to hit the wall. Even if he said a wrong word, he said it and took it back. Yu Wenzhong was still jumping violently. When will he jump?However, the damage caused by non-attacks cannot be healed. Yu Wenzhong has a big bump on the back of his head, and every time he touches it, he screams in pain.

"I take it back, you are as majestic as a mountain, as strong as iron..."

Yu Wenzhong lay down on the table after jumping, and moaned: "Headache! Headache!! Not only is there a bag, I think my head is swollen!"

"How could it be swollen?" Yang Hao, who had been coaxed to the point of foaming, said mechanically, "Your head is as hard as a cannonball. If you shoot it with gunpowder, it will definitely blow down a mountain. You think the swelling is actually just staying in front of the fireplace. It’s been a long time, the heat expands and the cold shrinks..." It took two seconds for Yang Hao to react and say something, and shut up immediately, it was too late.

Yu Wenzhong bounced up again and shouted again: "What!? Thermal expansion and cold contraction!? What do you think of my head?"

Seeing Yu Wenzhong running on the floor wearing socks, Yang Hao reminded: "Don't run on the floor wearing socks, you will..." There was a loud muffled sound, and Yang Hao raised his lips: "...Fall!"

……

Yu Wenzhong had a bag on the back of his head and a bag on his forehead, and drank the porridge that Yang Hao specially cooked. Yang Hao coaxed him: "It's all right, I'll go down in a day or two, don't tell me, it looks like your crown Yes, without wearing it, it looks like wearing it."

Yu Wenzhong is powerless, and the [-]th level is really a surprise!If I had known it earlier, I would be a fart!

Xiaotian brought a few MMs who made reservations for the bar to collect their wages. Yu Wenzhong didn't show up because the two big bags were bored upstairs. Yang Hao walked upstairs with the crab roe soup that he had just boiled, and asked them to sit down first. Several MMs sat down cautiously, and after a while, I heard Yu Wenzhong complaining viciously: "Why is it porridge again!?"

Yang Hao lowered his voice, but several MMs rushed down the stairs like lightning, and they still heard him say with pricked ears: "If you are injured, you must drink porridge... I can't help it... Injuries caused by non-attacks cannot be healed..."

The eyes of MMs are all green and glowing!Yang Hao walked down and was almost scared out of the door.

They still didn't leave after paying the wages, and said they wanted to see Yu Wenzhong, Yang Hao smiled helplessly: "It's not convenient for him these two days, another day, haha! I will definitely see him another day."

Several MMs, including Xiaotian, exchanged glances that Yang Hao couldn't understand, and then politely said goodbye, and screamed and howled as soon as they went out, Yang Hao stood in the room and shook—— Have they developed a new profession?Orcs?

The tank crab is a female crab, and it took a lot of effort. After Yang Hao opened the crab shell, he was pleasantly surprised to find a lot of crab roe. The porridge Yu Wenzhong drank was made from this good thing.

Yang Hao waited for Xiaotian to leave, packed a bottle of crab paste and sent it to her.There are only two jars of crab roe in total, and Yang Hao is not going to sell them outside except for sharing with a few friends.The dug out crab meat was sent to the bar, and the crab meat floss in two large tongs was made by himself. Yu Wenzhong delicious pasta, and the meat floss is very good with pies and bread. Yang Hao also successfully made it with coconut milk Come the jelly, so that Yu Wenzhong can taste it.

In short, during the few days of "rehabilitation", Yu Wenzhong stretched himself until his belly was round and his legs were on his back. Tomato came to Cengfan and saw his appearance, and made fun of him as a pig, so he got a gift: a pet pig!

Tomato refused: "The wolf that the system sent me before couldn't fly! I want one that can fly!"

Yu Wenzhong picked up the little pig and threw it away. The little pig slapped its ears and flew up leisurely.

tomato:"……"