[Online Games] Bloody Case on Pants

"You exhibitionist!" Yu Wenzhong swore that he didn't mean to look at it, let alone a man's ass.However, it cannot be denied that this ass looks pretty good!Yu Wenzhong felt a little excited, of course, this must be disgusting!absolute!

Yang Hao didn't pay attention to Yu Wenzhong at all, but yawned big, as if he was talking about something: "I made two coats, and I'll give you one, try it later!"

Yu Wenzhong blinked and blinked again, and then he noticed two coats hanging in the corner of the room, which looked quite stylish.

"There are gloves." Yang Hao stood up, raised his pants, and yawned again.

Yu Wenzhong was a little melancholy: "Why do you do it for me?" Damn it, has his thoughts been seen through? It was hard to refuse the BOSS armor, but he really wanted to get back the charm +2 pants.

"Although your fur is beautiful, dogs don't have the ability to appreciate it." Yang Hao replied without thinking.As he stretched, the hole around his buttocks began to move around...

Yu Wenzhong couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Turning around, Yang Hao, who just wanted to say something, saw Yu Wenzhong's movements, and subconsciously said: "It's so strange, the charm of these pants is +3."

Yu Wenzhong's face was struck by lightning: "3, 3, 3, 3?" GM, hackers, all the gods in the game world... He really still wants to get those pants back, whether it's peeling or peeling!

Yang Hao suddenly felt the hairs on his back stand on end, so he couldn't help pulling up his pants again.Damn, since there are a few more holes behind the buttocks, why do you always feel airy when you wear them?so cold.

Yu Wenzhong's gaze is no longer green, it is developing to a greener level!Damn Yang Hao, why isn't he greedy and makes a leather suit so that he can return his pants~! !

He didn't show anything on his face, and he said to Yang Hao with a smile: "It's actually easy to get the fur. Although the pine bears in the forest are alert, they just chase people when they see them. It's easy to set a trap in advance. You He actually made one for me too..." He lowered his head, his eyes sparkled, and his tone was gentle: "I'm quite surprised, after I get up there, the fur from your clothes is wrapped around me." At that time, if you don't believe me Don't take off your pants!

On the contrary, Yang Hao became embarrassed: "Hehe, well, actually, uh... I just thought that if you wear this, you won't get hurt so easily, haha! Ah! Both of you are fine, and you don't have to let go of any good things you see in the future. ,That's it!"

Yu Wenzhong curled his lips, of course he didn't let Yang Hao see it—what about later?When you can kick it away, you must kick it away immediately.His originally firm idea was shaken after he got the clothes.

Making things in the game is not as difficult as in reality, but the difficulty lies in Yang Hao's consideration of the design of the clothes, which protects the shoulders and arms, but retains enough flexibility in the joints, which is very rare. The smell is gone...

Yu Wenzhong rubbed his chin and thought: There are no packages in other games here, so how to put things?Where did the system hide the package?

As soon as breakfast was over, they were guarded and could not move around, waiting for the duel in the evening.

Yang Hao has already made up his mind, if he really can't beat him, he will die, at worst, he can build an account again, Yu Wenzhong can kill the boss deep in the cave with a dagger, why can't he?No one is coming, no one is robbing, as long as you observe carefully, make perfect preparations, find something that is easier than pangolin, and you can make a fortune and upgrade.

Just in case, Yu Wenzhong should still help, right?

After doing a good job of psychological preparation, Yang Hao left without hesitation when he appeared on the stage at night, but when he faced a greyhound who was about the same height as him, the cold sweat broke out instantly.The dog's claws were sharp, and each nail was as long as the dagger in his hand.He has one, and it has sixteen.And then there are teeth!White and dense, dripping halazi.

Numerous peerless martial arts - Taijiquan flashed through Yang Hao's mind quickly. His claws are too small, and he has already bitten the dog's mouth with half a circle. It won't work!A male finger will break the finger! !Jade girl swordsmanship?Ah bah bah!Sunflower Collection~!Grass!

Still thinking in a mess, he was pushed from the back by the bandit, and rushed to the Greyhound in a few steps. The dead dog was not polite, and he opened his mouth and bit without clenching his fists and saying "please advise"!Yang Hao was stunned for a while, but instinctively screamed:

"Ahhh-"

The greyhound stared, retracted its paws and backed away...

Yang Hao is still beating wildly, Yu Wenzhong is already embarrassing...

A flash of inspiration flashed in Yang Hao's heart: Lion's Roar Skill!Wahahahahahahaha!

He took a breath, and the greyhound approached tentatively, and he immediately opened his mouth, ready to do it again!Who would have thought that Greyhound had learned his lesson, and before his voice came out of his trumpet-shaped mouth, Greyhound shook his head in front of him, and howled ten times louder: "Wow——"

Yang Hao was smoked by the Greyhound's breath of not rinsing his mouth all his life, and almost died on the spot. Fortunately, Yu Wenzhong has been exercising by his side for the past two days, and he has a certain ability to resist.

Each has a move, regardless of the outcome!

It's a pity that there was no chance for Yang Hao to think about it anymore. As soon as the Greyhound roared, its huge body rushed towards Yang Hao, and its huge head instantly hit Yang Hao's nose, opening a bloody mouth!

Startled, Yang Hao crouched down and squeezed between Greyhound's two front hooves. Only when he suddenly saw Greyhound's soft belly did he realize that he regretted it. If he could strike like Yu Wenzhong, it would be over. Seeing that the greyhound didn't bite him, he even ran under his stomach, and bounced to the side with excellent jumping ability. One front paw and the dog's mouth were like horns, attacking Yang Hao from two directions.

Yang Hao's reaction was not slow, he swung the dagger in his hand, turned his head and stabbed at the dog's belly, the gray dog ​​swung its hind legs and avoided, but in this way, neither its mouth nor its front paws could touch Yang Hao again, Yang Hao Hao didn't give up on stabbing it, he was just "surrounding Wei and saving Zhao", he immediately rolled out from between the Greyhound's front and rear paws when he got a gap, and suddenly heard a crowd of bandits applauding!Yang Hao couldn't be complacent, he knew very well that it was very difficult for him to save himself, let alone win, when suddenly a flame the size of a matchhead flew past his eyes, and floated onto the mountain-high pile of food beside Hongya , and then Yu Wenzhong said: "Put it on your back!"

Yang Hao understood instantly. Before the Greyhound made another attack, he used the explosive force of sprinting. His knees, ankles and wrists exerted force suddenly. Before his face turned in that direction, his body had jumped about two meters. He was tall and had long legs. The control is very good. Every time the toes touch the ground, the power is controlled to the extreme, without any resistance or speed. Yang Hao fled to Food Mountain.

The distance between one person and one dog was less than half a meter. Before Yang Hao climbed up, he was probably bitten by the dog's mouth. Yu Wenzhong's palms were wet. When Yang Hao ran to the food mountain, he had already recited the spell in his mouth. There is one last word left, but...Yang Hao suddenly and unexpectedly kicked his foot on the red tooth shoulder by the side of the food mountain, and his body beautifully volleyed backwards. Pressing on the dog's nose, and borrowing force again, the whole body is raised again, and the legs are divided!Sitting on the dog's back in a stunning pose!

Yu Wenzhong smiled slightly, and there was no need to say the last word.

Greyhound shook his head in shock, trying to get Yang Hao off. An ordinary dog ​​would not be able to ride Yang Hao, but this dog is too big, big and stupid. How can a puppy be so dexterous? , and couldn't get it off after two swings, Yang Hao grabbed the thick skin on the neck, and slashed the dagger towards the dog's throat against the gray fur.

"stop!"

The Greyhound remained obedient and motionless, so Yang Hao didn't go any further. He just pressed the blade against the giant dog's vitals, and turned his head to look at Hong Fang.

Red Fang was kicked over by him, but now he sat up and raised his hand and said, "Stop! You won!"

Yang Hao's whole body relaxed, and he lay on the dog's back. Red Fang happily walked over and handed Yang Hao something made of leather. When Yang Hao took it and looked it over, Hong Fang said, "Can you If you win, you can also defeat Gray Wolf, and Gray Wolf will be your mount from now on!"

Yang Hao shook off the leather goods, it turned out to be a pair of leather belts and saddle covers, he was pleasantly surprised!I knew the main line was difficult, and the rewards for the main line were good, but I never thought the rewards would be so good! ! !

Seeing Yang Hao's little white face happy on the dog's back, Yu Wenzhong's face was full of black lines, with regret mixed in his heart: mount!The first mount in the whole server is not a dog, but a wolf! ! !Just missed the opportunity, why didn't he take the lead and rush forward to show his glory~

Yang Hao felt a little flustered, the originally ferocious red teeth and those bandits suddenly looked at him with friendly eyes.Hong Fang even kept patting him on the shoulder, saying it was a good job, making Yang Hao almost unable to close his mouth.

However, Yang Hao is not a person who is ungrateful for profit. When he couldn't refuse Hongya to pull him to the chief seat, he turned his head around indomitably, looking for Yu Wenzhong's shadow.

"Lord Hongya, my friend, he..." Yang Hao was speaking when he saw Yu Wenzhong emerge from the bandits.I don't know what happened, but Yang Hao was very happy in his heart, wishing to share his excitement with him immediately, so his smile became extraordinarily bright. "Can I have him sit next to me?"

"Wait a minute, I haven't dueled yet!" Yu Wenzhong didn't come up to seek relationships, and he was very aggressive when he opened his mouth.

Both Hongya and Yang Hao were stunned for a moment.Yang Hao blinked desperately at Yu Wenzhong first, and joked: "Brother Hongya was just joking with us, why are you so serious?" Please, brother, it was pure luck just now, do you really want to die?

Yu Wenzhong was indifferent, and looked at Hongya firmly: "Master Hongya, as the leader of a bandit den, how can you go back on your word?"

Red Fang: "I..."

Yang Hao quickly took over the conversation: "Aren't I just you? If I win, you win. What's more important?"

Red Fang nodded: "Me too..."

Yu Wenzhong hurriedly said: "Then how can it be? A wolf also has the right to be a wolf. If you win it, why don't you allow its accomplices to avenge the blood hatred?" Come on wolf, see if I don't tear down your wolf den!

Red Fang looked puzzled: "That..."

Yang Hao went crazy: "Honey, even if you are angry with me for riding a big gray, don't you be so obvious, okay? If there is any problem, we can go back to the room to solve it!" Hong Fang is like a ticking time bomb. It's hard to say what he will do when his mood changes. Is Yu Wenzhong crazy?

"I must fight!"

"no!"

"Then take off your pants and return them to me!"

"Is there any mistake, you gave it to me!"

"I gave you leather armor! Can you take it off?"

"Don't take it off!"

"Take off!"

"Don't take it off!"

……

Red Fang and the bandit subordinates looked like clockwork, left, right, left, right, Yang Hao, and Yu Wenzhong kept looking back and forth, with blank expressions all over their faces.

"Wow~~~~~" Comrade Gray Wolf couldn't help it.

Red Fang took a step forward: "That..."

"Shut up!..." Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong yelled at Hong Fang angrily at the same time, and then saw clearly who they were yelling at at the same time.

Red Fang said dryly: "Hero, there is only one gray wolf in our wolf den, and the others are all wolf dogs!"

"Isn't there another one in the iron cage?" Yu Wenzhong still refused to give up.

"You're crazy!" Yang Hao was so angry that he almost jumped up.

Red Fang was hesitant to speak, and it took him a long time to make up his mind: "That one is also a wolf dog, but its father's gene mutated, and it also mutated, so it looks big, but it never bites, and just likes to have sex!"

Yu Wenzhong looked at the big iron cage longingly, and muttered "Obviously I said that I will participate in a duel...", but he was grabbed by the big oily hand with red teeth and pushed him to the chief seat.

The leader of Red Fang raised his wine glass and shouted loudly: "Let's celebrate the birth of the Wolf Knight!" The bandits cheered in unison.

Yu Wenzhong buried his head in eating and drinking listlessly, and the smile on Yang Hao's face became even brighter.Amidst the roaring cheers, Yang Hao suddenly approached Yu Wenzhong and whispered in Yu Wenzhong's ear, "If you want, I will give you that worg."

Yu Wenzhong turned his head suddenly, and looked at Yang Hao with a "—___—" expression.

It is a lie to say that he is willing, but Yang Hao can't control his impulse, and he doesn't know what he wants to see from Yu Wenzhong's face, gratitude, surprise, or ecstasy?

Yang Hao is not stupid, he was undoubtedly full of surprises when he got the wolf seat, and the annoyance in Yu Wenzhong's eyes is naturally self-evident.After he understood it, he began to think about it in his heart, and even because he thought about Yu Wenzhong's expression that he might show because of what he said, his anticipation continued to deepen, and his mood was almost boiling.Very weird!But Yang Hao didn't think it was unreasonable at all, he just focused on trying to maintain a pure smile on his face, for fear of showing it to Yu Wenzhong.For this reason, he hid his love for the warg very well and showed the sunniest smile, but Yu Wenzhong's expression undoubtedly shocked him greatly.

What's wrong?

Yu Wenzhong brushed up a little fur from the edge of his hat, and looked at Yang Hao with indescribable eyes.Yang Hao has never seen Yu Wenzhong's eyes so completely exposed - under the thin and long eyelashes, the walnut-like pupils look straight at him, knowing that it is a fake face in the game, he still feels that those eyes are like hot springs, Quietly tempting, people want to go deep into it.His uneasiness and anxiety calmed down little by little...

"Huh..." Yu Wenzhong put on a mocking expression at the speed of Beijing opera, and said with a curled lips: "Rookie, the task reward items are directly bound, and cannot be transferred or sold."

Yang Hao's mood as calm as a lake suddenly turned into a dead sea!

Yu Wenzhong muttered: "What the hell were you doing when you entered the game?" He pushed Yang Hao's head away, and continued to sip his wine and meat decadently.

Leaving aside the little episode of the wolf, Yu Wenzhong's mood really improved because being a bandit also had basic treatment.On the night when the duel ended, someone sent them two special clothes for bandits. The clothes had attributes, and their defense was higher than any clothes Yu Wenzhong had ever seen. type.You know, Yu Wenzhong tied the animal skins together with reference to the image of primitive people at the beginning. If it wasn't because it was just a game, it would have been torn apart.

Feeling the "new skin" on his body, Yu Wenzhong sighed to the mirror: at least now it looks like an evolved human being, not an ape.The bandits are really high-level monsters!

What made Yu Wenzhong even more happy was that he didn't know whether Yang Hao was out of guilt or because of excessive blows, and his brain collapsed?He actually fully demonstrated his talent in tailoring, took the initiative to take the animal skin he took off, split it and sewed it to the neck, wrist, trouser legs and other places of the bandit suit, and at his request, he diligently added a Stand up fur collar.As soon as Yuwen Zhong put it on, he was like the landlord among the bandits, the little boss among the monsters, and he made it more fashionable than Red Fang.

If someone really came down to fight the bandits, seeing Yuwen Zhong would probably beat him as a small boss.Yang Hao thought about it in a mess, and picked leftovers again, and modified the Charm + 3 trousers that were worn out emotionally and he couldn't bear to take them off, and changed them into a palm-wide belt.Originally, he just wanted to fasten the bandit pants that were too wide so that they would not fall off, but after wearing them, Yang Hao accidentally discovered that their magical charm +4? ? ?

Yu Wenzhong wore his new clothes and went for a walk outside, and received numerous praises. When he came back, he was about to praise Yang Hao, when he saw Yang Hao touching the belt of his trousers with a complicated expression. Turned into a guilty look.The alarm bell in Yu Wenzhong's heart was shaken, he observed Yang Hao suspiciously for a long time, and then observed himself for a long time... Is everything normal?

Hearing Yu Wenzhong start to say happily how those bandits envied his clothes, Yang Hao's guilty expression became even more strange!It made Yu Wenzhong glance at him left and right, and he didn't see anything wrong when he looked horizontally and vertically, only to find that this kid was even more human-looking, with his thin waist tied up in a serious manner by the belt, together with being a man. Yu Wenzhong looked at it secretly, the lines are so beautiful - presumably he was busy with plastic surgery when he entered the game, and he didn't look at anything else!

After finding the organization, the action becomes purposeful, which is to round up all kinds of monsters and bosses in the tunnel!

This can be said to be the biggest surprise!Following the actions of the bandits can not only learn how to deal with the monsters deep in the danger zone most effectively, but also significantly improve Yang Hao's combat ability.Red Fang asked him to be the most important hunter several times, and he never disappointed Red Fang every time. His body became more and more agile, his running speed was extremely fast, and he could even serve as a bait to lure and kill giant beasts.

Compared with Yu Wenzhong, he has stagnated.Usually, his complexion is rarely better, but after a while it turns pale again, his physical strength is even worse, and sometimes he doesn't even have much energy, and when he returns to the den, he always hastily eats and falls asleep.If it weren't for the fact that he wouldn't get sick in the game, Yang Hao probably didn't suspect that he had some disease, but took him to see a doctor directly.

Every time Yu Wenzhong received Yang Hao's inquiring gaze, he would smile lazily: "The little lamb is just the little lamb, so heartless!"