[Online Games] Bloody Case on Pants

"What is that?" Yang Hao's voice trembled a little.He swears, those fish's open mouths clearly have fangs gleaming with cold light.

Yu Wenzhong released another fire dragon, burning to death a piece of "fish" that jumped up desperately, and then backed up to Yang Hao, saying: "The second uncle, uncle, aunt, aunt, grandparents and grandparents of the piranha Grandparents, grandchildren, nephews, nieces, and his mother's piranhas are friendly neighbors on the same street!" He finished speaking in one breath, followed by breathing and concluded: "Day!"

When he started talking, Yang Hao was still looking at the densely packed fish that kept jumping and jumping. After he finished speaking, Yang Hao turned his eyes and listened straight away—how long has this guy been cooking fish?Full of resentment! ?

This situation is really not suitable for laughing, and he does not dare to bear the consequences of laughing, so Yang Hao had to endure it, not looking at the expression of Yu Wenzhong beside him, and turned his head to study the fish.

An amphibious piranha with feet that can go ashore?Like locusts?Yang Hao looked at the piranha who could eat even the tree down, and soon there was nothing left but speechless.The game development team is also too creative. Is such a powerful social creature specially used to clean up players?

"Go and get something that can be burned." Yang Hao was still thinking wildly, and felt that he was pushed in by Yu Wenzhong.

For some reason, Yang Hao remembered the plots that often appear in Gou Xue TV dramas: when the protagonist A is in a catastrophe or before the family is wiped out, he often uses the strategy of diverting the tiger away from the mountain to keep B safe...

"Hurry up, this thing is afraid of fire!" Seeing Yang Hao not moving, Yu Wenzhong became a little angry.

Yang Hao came to his senses from YY, so it was not for him to avoid it... As expected, the higher the expectation, the higher the disappointment.

Having said that, at the critical moment, Yang Hao felt that he was quite reliable. First, he moved the preserved fire to a position a little further inside the cave, stirred it up, and then piled up all the dry firewood that could be burned nearby for later use.

Yu Wenzhong beat out a few fire dragons fiercely, and retreated to the back of the woodpile when the school of fish retreated. When Yang Hao lit the fire, he sat by the wall and gasped for breath. With their mouths wide open, they "wheeze and wheeze", each person and snake eyes are looking out vigilantly.

Yang Hao wanted to make a joke to ease the atmosphere, but he heard a creaking sound from the side of the cave, and the rattan door had obviously been digested.In this case, Yang Hao's face was also ugly. Yu Wenzhong saw that his energy was almost exhausted, and he collapsed after sitting down. Afterwards, it seemed that he had to rely on his own efforts.

To be honest, Yang Hao only felt scared at this time.If Yu Wenzhong hadn't discovered it early, the cave on the lower floor might have been occupied by piranhas.Those storage bags have long been unable to hold the food, and all kinds of basic materials that have been collected with great difficulty. Isn't it a free gift?Thinking more seriously, these fish have feet, who can be sure that they won't climb up?In other words, there is a possibility that he and Yu Wenzhong could eat them without knowing it...

Yang Hao didn't think his newly made mail armor could withstand the bite of countless fish mouths.Of course, he looked at Yu Wenzhong sympathetically, the commoner died faster than him!

However, Yu Wenzhong didn't intend to make eye contact with Yang Hao, and suddenly said in a deep voice, "Keep the fire going."

Yang Hao had a question mark in his heart, but he had obediently put a few pieces of firewood into it, and puffed out his cheeks to blow on the fire.

From the other end of the fire came a chaotic squeaking sound, like a baby pinching its throat, or like a mouse squawking, and a mixture of both.Yang Hao had goosebumps all over his body.

Immediately afterwards, a dark mass plunged into the fire.

Surprised, Yang Hao subconsciously swung the wooden bat in his hand that was about to be thrown into the fire, just like playing baseball, "slap" and knocked the fish away. The unexpected Yang Hao was overjoyed, it turned out that this could still be the case!He had put on the standard stance of a baseball batter, and was about to show off his glory, but the fish rushed in two without giving face...

Yang Hao only sent one flying, and Yu Wenzhong angrily burned the other into a small lump of charcoal.

"There is no way to go on like this, go and get the oil."

Those oils were all worked hard by Yang Hao, but there was no choice, and there was not much dry firewood, so they couldn't last a few minutes without oil.

When Yang Hao came down with the oil, Yu Wenzhong was jumping on the ground with the hem of his robe in his hands. After watching him jump a few times like a prawn, Yang Hao saw a squashed fish on the ground.

The magician's blue is indeed very important... The corners of Yang Hao's mouth twitched, splashing oil when several fish rushed in together.

Yu Wenzhong dusted his finger, and a flame the size of a pea diced followed. The oil ignited in mid-air, and the flame that burned so high in an instant could almost lick the roof of the cave. The scorching temperature made Yang Hao's face burn , could not help but take a few steps back.

"Keep adding firewood, don't add too much. The fire will gradually die down." Yu Wenzhong's face was still pale in the firelight.

Yang Hao finally realized that now is the moment of life and death, and the slightest joking mentality is unacceptable.As long as he thinks of the densely packed piranhas outside, Yang Hao's throat feels dry.

The school of fish has always wanted to rush into the hole without fear of death. Fortunately, the fire was so big that Yuwen Zhongxie would fight once or twice after a while, and the piranhas that occasionally slipped into the hole did not bother the mage to stomp around with his robes. The stick was resolved, and after a stalemate like this for an unknown period of time, the school of fish finally gave up and changed their direction. You pushed and squeezed the fish head to move deeper into the rainforest.

Even so, Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong still dare not leave the fire.You know, if the piranhas are smarter, as long as a group of piranhas rush up together, they can completely put out the fire with their corpses.

As time went on, after about half a day, the number of piranhas jumping ashore from the river began to decrease, and finally there was a place to stay on the ground, and the sparse piranhas also changed from strong to young.

"Do you want to change the taste?" Yu Wenzhong expressionlessly pulled out two sticks from the fire, making the fire a little smaller, and they could step over it in one step.

"Uh, good." Yang Hao was a little uncertain what Yu Wenzhong meant now.

"Go, eat two with a dagger~" Yu Wenzhong finally had a smile in his tone.

It took Yang Hao a long time to realize, this is to let him out of the fire... to kill piranhas? ==It turns out that Yu Wenzhong still holds grudges!

"Can I not go?" Yang Hao wanted to cry.A bit of common sense knows that the fish body is bare and has scales.This kind of piranha has rough skin and hard bones at first glance. What is there to eat?This is blatant revenge!

Yu Wenzhong didn't say anything, but narrowed his eyes slightly, and he didn't even turn his eyes towards Yang Hao.

Yang Hao was terrified by his malicious expression, and just about to plead for mercy, he heard Yu Wenzhong continue: "Butt meat is actually not bad..."

Yang Hao didn't hear what was said later, because he had already bravely jumped out.

One minute later, Yang Hao jumped back into the hole again, with a fish on the dagger in his hand. Yu Wenzhong saw his posture was strange, and when he turned around halfway, he saw a very discerning fish biting him. on the ass.

"Ahhh——" Yang Hao jumped up and down, finally slapped the piranha off his butt, then put the dagger and fish aside, and looked at Yu Wenzhong aggrievedly.

Yu Wenzhong suddenly burst out laughing loudly, shaking from side to side, trembling all over, flamboyant...

It's really beautiful!Yang Hao has never seen Yu Wenzhong smile so presumptuously, without reservation.The facial features that are always gloomy most of the time are extremely vivid and soul-stirring in an instant.

Yang Hao heard his heart beating wildly in his chest at N times the speed.

"Yu Wenzhong, um...you look cute when you smile." Yang Hao blurted out.

The so-called misfortune comes from the mouth, Yang Hao finally has a deep understanding.Especially being driven by someone over and over again to go fishing and make dried fish... What's even more weird is that he actually went there obediently.

Even so, Yu Wenzhong still didn't give Yang Hao a good face.

Yang Hao felt very troubled.When he was a child, he always heard his parents praise him for being cute. When he grew up, he occasionally heard other people use this word.Although I don't like it very much, but it's not derogatory. Why is Yu Wenzhong's reaction so big?

Just look at his face.Yu Wenzhong fell asleep after eating, and he didn't even rinse his mouth, and the task of watching the fire was directly left to Yang Hao.

Yang Hao was a little depressed.Now he didn't even dare to remind Yu Wenzhong that he would change his hygiene habits.God knows, he was so afraid of Yu Wenzhong.

Hey sigh passed the night.In the early morning of the next day, Yang Hao got up early and went to cook fish soup for Yu Wenzhong to rinse his mouth like a dog.

When fetching water, Yang Hao found that the underground river had returned to its normal flow rate, and there were no more inexplicable things jumping ashore.But from the riverside to the depths of the rainforest, a piece of bare soil and waste scum clearly said that everything before was not an illusion.

Yang Hao only hoped that those piranhas would not go back the same way.

Excitedly returning to the cave, Yang Hao chirped like a magpie about the return of the underground river to normal.

Yu Wenzhong remained silent as always, gulping down the fish soup.

Yang Hao looked at Yu Wenzhong's concentration on drinking the soup, and felt inexplicably that it would be great if he could always watch him eat the food he made... Yang Hao felt that he was seriously ill, or he felt that this scene was so similar to a TV series The hero and heroine who share weal and woe? == The problem is, they can barely be regarded as male A and male B, right?From the analysis of common sense, if they are not life-and-death friends and bosom friends, they must be rivals in love and mortal enemies!

"It's time for us to change places." Yu Wenzhong wiped his mouth after finishing the soup.

"Yu Wenzhong, do we want to worship the world?" Yang Hao's eyes were scattered, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

"Ah?" Yu Wenzhong blinked.

"No, no, I mean, should we sworn brothers?" Yang Hao finally sobered up.

"No!" Yu Wenzhong refused very simply.

Yang Hao was silent.The refusal was so quick that he didn't even have a plan to deal with it.

"By the way, what did you just say?" Yang Hao tried his best to pretend that nothing had happened just now, but he felt an internal sadness that his heart was bleeding.

"It's time for us to change places." Yu Wenzhong glared at Yang Hao with an expression like an idiot: "It's not safe here, and besides, we have to find the way back to the safe zone."

"Oh." Yang Hao looked at the house that was built with great difficulty, feeling extremely disappointed.

Yu Wenzhong got up and walked out of the cave: "I'll go out to see the situation, you clean up."

Yang Hao lowered his head and said nothing.

"Anyway, I'm proficient at using the fire dragon. I'll build a house when I find a good place." Yu Wenzhong said lightly, and then walked out at a faster pace.

Yang Hao's mood jumped up all of a sudden, and his working strength was twice as strong as usual.Yang Hao didn't realize until after everything was cleaned up and everything was packed, why did he do all the work by himself, while Yu Wenzhong wandered outside to enjoy the scenery?

At this time, Yu Wenzhong, who was in a good mood, was bending his lips and pretending to watch intently... Underground River, Yang Hao's movement out of the hole was too fast, and Yu Wenzhong was caught straight before he had time to hang his mouth upside down.

Yang Hao got angry, and the consequences were serious.

From the moment he set off, Yang Hao ignored Yu Wenzhong.Of course, no one would be happy to find themselves being pinched and flattened by others.

"Where are we going now?" When we reached the fork of the underground river, the underground cave was clearly divided into two directions.Yu Wenzhong studied for a while, and asked Yang Hao deliberately.

Yang Hao turned his head angrily.Although he was carrying a big bag in each hand, he was carrying one on his back, which made him look a little ridiculous.Still, the displeasure was palpable.

Yu Wenzhong snickered, and said solemnly: "Generally, heresy is said. I am a necromancer, so I just go to the left."

As soon as Yang Hao heard this, he immediately raised his feet and walked along the river on the right. TNND, I have to make my own decisions.

After walking a few steps, Yang Hao was satisfied to hear a helpless sigh behind him, and the sound of Yu Wenzhong's footsteps followed behind him in a slow and unhurried manner.He couldn't help but feel complacent, "Small, all the food and drink are in my bag, don't you dare to come with me?"

Yang Hao thought that he had finally stood up and became the master, and he felt happy, and his steps became bigger.But he never expected that Yu Wenzhong's plan at the beginning was to go to the right...

Therefore, Yang Hao, who believed that he had won the stage, quickly forgave Yu Wenzhong's cunning with the tolerance of a winner.

Until, Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong became prisoners again.

"Who told you to go to the right?" Yu Wenzhong sneered at Yang Hao, who was entangled in hemp rope like a bug.

"Obviously you said to go to the left..." Yang Hao was also furious, but after he finished speaking, he realized that he was wrong.

"So you want to go to the right?" Yu Wenzhong added insult to injury.

"You didn't stop me!" Yang Hao became even more furious. If the rope wasn't wrapped too tightly, he would probably be able to jump up.

"How do I know there will be a problem?" Yu Wenzhong continued to stimulate Yang Hao.

"I think you wanted to go to the right from the beginning, right?" Yang Hao said without hesitation.

"Hey, how do you know?" Yu Wenzhong said proudly.

"..." So this is the truth.

At the same time, above the dungeon where Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong were imprisoned, in a small leaky stone house, an old woman whose mouth was as leaky as the roof was stirring with a rolling pin in a crucible that was beeping and emitting black gas. .The boiling green liquid in the pot finally turned into an evil gray-black color after the old woman threw in a dead mouse, a human bone, and a few greasy hairs that she had pulled out from her own head.

When the old woman walked down the dungeon carrying the foul-smelling paste and looked at them grinning, Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong, who had seen the Lizard Queen before, were still disgusted by her yellow and black gums and red mouth. Yu Wenzhong couldn't bear to dig again. Yang Hao glanced at him, and it was all because of him that he was so unlucky!

After walking for a few days, I encountered countless bosses, two of which were mutated, but they both came over without any risk. When choosing the campsite the day before, Yang Hao insisted on sleeping on the "comfortable" grass , Yu Wenzhong was really too lazy to move those few steps, Yang Hao was carrying the things and pulled him with each hand, and both of them fell into the trap as soon as he walked over...

The two of them, who hadn't seen a "person" for more than a month, never expected that someone would set a trap in this seemingly wild and desolate jungle, and it was an old woman who jumped out suddenly and was not much different from a monster.

Gouging out Yang Hao's eye knife is useless, Yu Wenzhong quickly thought of a solution - if he dies and retrains the account, the level and equipment of this account must be gone, that's not possible!

Regardless of whether he used fire or a fire dragon, his hands must be able to move freely. Now the only thing that can move is his mouth. Although he can cast spells, he cannot attack the old woman.

Confused by words?After she caught the two of them, she didn't say a word except grinning. God knows what kind of account she would buy?

Just when Yu Wenzhong was thinking about it, the old woman scooped out a spoonful of paste from the crucible, walked up to Yang Hao and stretched out her hand to pinch Yang Hao's chin.

Yang Hao was so frightened that he turned his head left and right to dodge, despite the small size of the old woman, she pinched her knuckle-protruding hand, but Yang Hao couldn't move, so he could only open his mouth obediently, and roared indistinctly: "No, ah!"

The gray-black paste "Gudu Gudu" was emitting green air as it approached his forced open mouth.

"Wait!" Yu Wenzhong was also sweating anxiously. Even if Master Algorithm didn't worry about the safety of his companions, he couldn't keep silent anymore because he was the next person to drink this damn thing.

The old woman paused, but she didn't take the spoon away from Yang Hao's mouth, and turned to Yu Wenzhong with only a slit of eyes covered by drooping upper eyelids.

Yang Hao didn't know what to say, he kept yelling.

Yu Wenzhong didn't look at him, but stared at the old woman and said, "We are the queen's personal guards, do you know the queen?"

The old woman grinned grimly "喈喈喈喈", ignored him, and turned back to feed Yang Hao.

"Priest!"

There was no response, the spoon was almost stuck to Yang Hao's lips, as long as he tilted it again, the paste would go in.