[Online Games] Bloody Case on Pants

As the saying goes, every family has a bad debt, Yang Hao felt that he should not be such a slut, and take the initiative to take the job of the neighborhood committee. Besides, he was just speculating.Although Maverick left, he was still kind. The equipment remained, and he didn't have any duties at ordinary times, so it didn't have much impact on the pigsty.After thinking about it, he skipped the tomato and contacted the officials in the pigsty, planning to hold a meeting to solve the backlog of problems during this period.

Yu Wenzhong had already fallen asleep on the bed, and it was still fragrant.Beauty is in the eyes of Yang Hao's lover, no matter how he looks at it, he feels that Yu Wenzhong is really too honest, and he doesn't know how many times better than Tomato.He naturally thought of a sentence: Behind every successful man is a great woman!Cough, although the genders are a bit different, but there is no fire in the backyard, that is the most proud thing for every man.

Yang Hao gave Yu Wenzhong a poke on Yu Wenzhong's face refreshed and happily, and Xiong Jiu went to the meeting with high spirits.

Since the online time is basically when everyone is present, people gather in the meeting hall very quickly.Although Yang Hao only confessed that he went back to his hometown before he left, Yu Wenzhong also disappeared during this period. A little association makes people think about it, and Apple's mother keeps yelling about honeymoon, meeting parents, It made Yang Hao very embarrassed, so everyone made a good joke with Yang Hao when they saw this, which made Yang Hao keep giggling.

In this harmonious atmosphere, the favorite tomato jumped into the meeting hall from the window in disgrace, separated the crowd with the momentum of passing five levels and beating six generals, and went straight to Yang Hao.

"You're back, kid. Hurry up and declare war with the Forever Empire right away. If I don't get the place back, I, I'll hunt and kill you to death!" Tomato was obviously confused, talking nonsense. .

Yang Hao twitched the corner of his mouth and kicked the tomato away: "Are you kidding? The cooperation between the Forever Empire and us is basically a certainty. You can choose what kind of national war!"

"Fuck me, Xiao Le, that shemale cheated your brother's feelings, and you're actually indifferent!" Tomato rushed forward again, grabbing Yang Hao and shaking him vigorously.

Yang Hao rolled his eyes and slandered: It really is cheating!deserve it!

"I want to chase Xiao Le and go to the Forever Empire with my face covered, what's the matter with me..." Yang Hao was so dizzy that he couldn't help it, and suddenly became a little angry.

It's a pity that Tomato's eyes were too ferocious, and Yang Hao's voice became smaller and smaller, but he still insisted on finishing his sentence with the attitude of not giving in to the evil forces.

Apple's mother let out a "poof" on the spot, and then laughed wildly.

The officials present seemed to know that Tomato was having a hard time recently, and all of them had distorted expressions on their faces, as if they wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

Tomato immediately put on a mournful expression, clutching Yang Hao's neckline and shaking it non-stop: "Brother, if I can find Xiao Le, why is it so miserable now? My fault is that I haven't done anything yet. I was put in a shit bowl, Mavericks didn’t listen to my explanation at all, and disappeared without saying a word. This is obviously because Forever wanted to drive a wedge between me and Mavericks. If that warehouse didn’t have the idea of ​​building a pigsty, I Cut off my own head for you!"

Although tomatoes have always been out of tune, it is really interesting after saying this.Including Yang Hao, they all became a little suspicious.

"Yang Hao, immediately declare war with the Forever Empire, if I don't get the place back..." Tomato saw Yang Hao's expression was shaken and began to think about hypnosis.

"Stop!!!" Yang Hao's head grew big. He really didn't have any special feelings about Mavericks leaving the game. He only accepted Mavericks because Tomato liked it. An extra big angel in the pigsty is just a little more deterrent. , is optional.It stands to reason that it is rare for Tomato to ask for love. They have been friends for so long, so they should give some face.But the problem is that Tomato cheated on himself first, and it would be fine if he was only asked to help personally, but it is not about the righteousness of the country, so what would others think?

"Xiao Le's dead shemale is obviously here to cause damage, if that warehouse doesn't have the idea of ​​building a pigsty..." Tomato refused to give up and wanted to persuade him again.

The officials in the pigsty showed half-smile expressions again, and Apple's mother was the most exaggerated. The whole person lay on the table, and almost beat the table.

Yang Hao couldn't bear it anymore, he slapped the table with his palm, and unconsciously used a knowing blow with a throwing knife... The table was cracked!

This time, everyone including Tomato showed embarrassing expressions, but they finally became completely quiet.

Yang Hao seldom gets angry at ordinary times, and always laughs and laughs with a good temper, but it doesn't mean that he is really a trash can.Originally, I wanted to go back to the game to change my mood because of the unhappiness outside the game, but it turned out to be even more blocked.

"The pigpen doesn't belong to me alone, it belongs to all players. Even if I say start a war, I have to find a legitimate reason! You say that Xiao Le purely provokes, is there any evidence?" The table is cracked and the air is almost gone.In any case, Tomato is a friend who shares weal and woe. Of course he is on Tomato's side, but he can't be impulsive just based on one-sided words, at least he has to find an excuse that is beneficial to his side.Taking a step back, the Forever Empire is cooperating with the pigsty, which is a matter of great benefit and no harm.As Warehouse himself said, dominance of a family is not necessarily a good thing, prosperity will inevitably decline, and he will not dig his own corner.

"No..." Tomato looked sad, but it quickly changed into a deep expression, and began to analyze seriously: "Yang Hao, think about it, why Xiao Le doesn't come sooner or later, but the Forever Empire wants to be with you." We cooperated, and she came to provoke the relationship between me and the Mavericks, maybe she was sure that you would not fall out with the warehouse. Don't take it seriously, they must have a big conspiracy!" After finishing speaking, he said to himself Feeling that it was very possible, he touched the dagger with his hand.

"That's not the point, is it? Are you and Xiao Le for fun or serious?" Yang Hao was almost entangled by Tomato, but thinking about it again, the main reason why Tomato let him play seems to be because Mavericks ran away Bar?

"I...I don't know..." Tomato was quite imposing at first, but he became short again in an instant. "I thought Mavericks didn't care about this. Lollipop obviously got along well with him! Except for the reaction at the beginning, I didn't see him caring about anything later, and when we were together, he was quite open, and our relationship was very harmonious. By the way, actually I think Xiao Le seems to like me quite a bit, but the hobby is a bit weird..."

The onlookers, who were almost ignored, listened to the gossip with their ears pricked up at the beginning, and almost fell to the ground when they were startled by Tomato. !

"...Let's not talk about Mavericks for now." Yang Hao was silent for a while, and found that it was really difficult to keep up with Tomato's thinking line, and asked feebly: "Then why do you think the Forever Empire is bothering you?"

Tomato rubbed his chin, frowned, and immediately reappeared the cool look of the game's number one killer: "It's for the farm, I checked, and the seeds are not missing. Apart from this, it seems that I have no use value."

Yang Hao looked a little annoyed at the indistinct appearance of the tomato, and simply waved his hand: "Okay, it won't be too late to discuss the war after you figure it out!"

One word, drag!Anyway, now that the reason and result are unknown, Yang Hao even finds it annoying to fight monsters, not to mention the national war, which time is it not unreasonable?At most, just be careful!Now, if you can't fight, don't fight.

Tomato wanted to shake Yang Hao again to express his dissatisfaction, but Yang Hao avoided him one step earlier.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful. Didn't you say that you haven't done anything yet? The Mavericks may not be back anytime soon?" Yang Hao started talking nonsense.In fact, he felt that it was [-]% possible that Maverick would never play games again. Haven't you heard of a dog that can't bark bite?As silent as the Mavericks, it is often difficult to turn back after making a decision.For example, he himself can't accept other people's cheating, so he quite understands Mavericks' decision.Yu Wenzhong is particularly good at this point, basically he doesn't have to worry about it!

"Wait a minute, I need to express my opinion on this matter." Apple's mother shook her old face and raised her hand, but the expression was so distorted that people couldn't tell whether it was laughing or crying.

Audiences who knew the truth and those who didn't know the truth all looked at Apple's mother.

"It's true that Tomato doesn't have time to do anything, but the photo of Xiao Le and his sadomasochistic relationship has already been uploaded on the forum. And the Tomato MS is still being whipped by Xiao Le very well, tsk tsk, I can't tell that Xiao Le is quite the queen, two strong There must be something to meet... Ahem, of course, from a hardware point of view, tomatoes must be attacks!"

The tomatoes were shrunk and shrunk by everyone's eyes, and finally he simply said in a hurry, "The farm is unguarded, I am very busy..." Jumping out of the window and riding a pig to escape.A group of people in the conference hall finally laughed wildly unkindly, leaving Yang Hao speechless.

Forever is full of sincerity, and the cooperation with the pigsty is step by step on the right track. Things like war, no matter how you think about it, are impossible in the short term-this is just Yang Hao's idea.

Yang Hao just didn't expect that Yu Wenzhong, who he thought was the most trouble-free, has never been a trouble-free guy.

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Speaking of which, unlike Yang Hao who has so many things to do as soon as he plays the game, Yu Wenzhong is full of sleep and food, and staring at him doesn't know what to do.

Night had just fallen, and I didn't have the habit of going to bed at such a time. Yang Hao was in the state affairs, and there was no one to see. Even if Yu Wenzhong wanted to fight the boss, it was not easy to go alone.

He wandered around the room, watching the NPCs busy coming and going, just like in reality, watching others have goals and motivation, but he was doing nothing, like a rotten jar, which was useless and very unpleasant. , this feeling is really... rotten.

Turning to the balcony, looking outside, the lights below are like a sea, and the moon is dark and the wind is high above. Wouldn’t it be a waste of a good time if you don’t go out to do something?

The Necromancer's name is too big and too ostentatious. I just finished the second job of the Shadow Ranger before I went offline last time. I haven't changed back to the Necromancer. At present, I am still a Shadow Ranger at level [-]. Yu Wenzhong simply replaced it. He took off the leather armor, touched the dagger and pinned it to his belt, packed a storage bag and went out.

Babylon's tavern was the same as before, with laughter, cursing and fighting, and it was very lively. It was only a hundred meters away from the tavern street, and it could be knocked to the ground by the sound coming from it.It was said on the forum that the Shadow Ranger professional union is in a tavern called "Specialized Chrysanthemum" on Tavern Street. If you want to exchange experience and skills in stealing people, this is the best place.

Yu Wenzhong found the place without much effort, but was blocked when he entered the door.

"The flame dagger that just came out! It comes with a magic stone defense plus 200 points, a rare top-quality attribute! It only costs [-] million!"

Yu Wenzhong turned to the left, and this person stood to the left: "A dagger for defense! It's not something that can be played often! Think about it, it only costs 200 million, what a cheap price!"

Yu Wenzhong turned to the right, and the man stood to the right: "It adds a lot of defense, twelve o'clock! Leather armor has so much defense, jewelry doesn't add defense, and if you want to increase defense, it's hard to add more! Have you ever seen How many daggers with defense? One plus 200 points! Why is it the best attribute, only sold for [-] million, and sold it as cabbage! If I didn’t need money urgently, I wouldn’t sell it so cheaply. If you don’t buy mine, you will If you want to get one, you won’t have a chance.”

Yu Wenzhong replied patiently: "I won't buy it."

In the end, the other party refused to let go: "Even if you have a weapon, it's a good deal to buy it, and you can sell it for 400 million yuan later. It's a good thing! I won't cheat you!"

Yu Wenzhong was even more patient: "I am not short of money."

The man said: "I'm short, you buy it! If I didn't see you pleasing to the eye, I wouldn't have found you! Such a cheap thing, don't write with me, you don't even look at how good the attributes are..."

All the time, all the time, as if he would be sorry if he didn't buy this dagger.

Yu Wenzhong really wanted to use Soul Eater to shoot this person to death, so he raised his long legs and aimed at the crotch of the person.

The man quickly blocked it with his hand, and he was not kicked too hard, but the skin and tender meat of this place were so precious that he immediately became angry.

"MD, if you can't afford it, what do you mean by doing it!?"

When he touched the spear behind his back, he was not polite. Hulala pulled the wind and smashed it down on Yu Wenzhong's head from top to bottom.

Without standing there waiting to be smashed, Yu Wenzhong turned sideways, wiped the gun shot from the tip of his nose, and knocked down the unlucky guy standing behind him.

It seemed that he also wanted to enter the tavern, but it was a pity that he was not as tall as Yu Wenzhong. When he was blocked, he didn't know what happened in front of him, so he died unjustly—a white light flashed, and he was resurrected.

Not to mention that Yu Wenzhong was taken aback, even the "murderer" was dumbfounded all of a sudden.

Those who didn't want to kill people... died in one blow, and were still hit by the barrel of the gun, not the tip of the gun...

Could it be a tenth-level rookie who just turned around?

How lucky is this to come across...

Yu Wenzhong looked at the "murderer" and said, "You bully the newcomers."

The "murderer" cried loudly: "You bullied me! You must buy my dagger to take responsibility~!"

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Yu Wenzhong didn't buy that dagger with very low attributes after all. Although he has been playing the magic system, he doesn't know much about physics professions, but the leather armor department also knows that he plays crit and dodge, and defense is very important for leather armor professions Speaking of it, it's like giving the dodge attribute to a heavy armored warrior, it's purely inexplicable!

Just imagine a knight wearing a heavy armor and counting on "dodge" to escape when he is attacked!is it possible?

Yu Wenzhong ignored this person to the end, and sat on the edge of the bar to listen to the experiences of the knives around him, but he never thought that the dagger would be sold.

Facts have proved that Yu Wenzhong is not stupid at all, there are many people who are stupid than him.

The person sitting next to him carefully held the flaming dagger, and when he met Yu Wenzhong's gaze, he smacked his lips and said, "160 million, this dagger is very good."

Yu Wenzhong said, "Are you hypnotizing yourself?"

The other party said weakly: "He said that he accidentally killed me, and he felt very guilty, and he gave me a lot of discounts..."

Yu Wenzhong said: "This dagger is inherently broken, and it is worth 40 yuan if it is thrown into the store."

The other party shrank his face, he looked like a young boy, but he sighed as if his hard-earned money had been taken away by someone, it was indescribably uncomfortable, more than 100 million is really possible for a rookie of the tenth level It's all the belongings.

Yu Wenzhong thought that stupidity is also a kind of talent, for the sake of talent: "Please have a drink."

The first time I took the initiative to invite someone to drink, it was unprecedented.

After three glasses of wine, strangers become close friends.The boy called "Contempt for the World" almost slapped his paws on Yu Wenzhong's shoulder, but when the eyes under the mask looked at him coldly, even the enthusiasm on Xing's head was knocked back, and the paws were forced to withdraw.

Contemptuously said: "You must have killed a lot of people! Just look at your eyes!"

Yu Wenzhong swallowed his wine: "Are you afraid?"

Scorning the world and laughing: "I'll hang out with you, okay?"

Yu Wenzhong was puzzled: "Why?" Babylon, the second-turn player, was everywhere, and his pig cavalry equipment was considered ordinary, so how could he look like a master?

Contemptuously said: "You are higher level than me, so you must know more than me. You can know whether this dagger is good or bad. I don't know anything, and I don't even know where to go to level up."

Yu Wenzhong said: "I can show you the way. I just turned two, and I have to level up myself, so I don't have the time to lead others."

Contempt for the world made a silly "oh", looking quite disappointed.

Yu Wenzhong thought about the few skills he heard, but he still had to go out and do it. Purely theoretical stuff is invincible, and only by doing it can he be distinguished.

He did too many skills and didn't know how many he could remember. He was not greedy, so he figured it was almost done. He got up and paid for the drinks for the two of them, and also gave Contempt for the World a bunch of potion scrolls, and left the tavern. A person goes to the teleportation array.

The bandit base camp has long been a holy place for leveling, with dense monsters and simple types. Those who form a team set up a nest inside, and those who practice solo sweep around the periphery. There are often bloody incidents of competing for the leveling site. If you want to steal people , going here will not attract attention, and the terrain is familiar.

When Yu Wenzhong arrived at the bandit base camp, he walked slowly around the outer circle first, looking like he was looking for an open space to practice leveling, but he was actually looking for a target.

Those who fight for territory have a custom, and the later ones usually go directly to fight monsters. When encountering soft-tempered ones, they may not dare to fight and give way directly. The tough ones will rush over with weapons and shout "first come, first served", both sides Estimate the equipment, level, and then do it as appropriate.

Yu Wenzhong, who sees monsters and avoids them, walks all the way, in the eyes of leveling people, he is just looking for an open space, and he is not prepared at all.

Spotting a solo mage Guangming, Yu Wenzhong passed obliquely close to the site occupied by the mage.

The first profession is the law system. Yu Wenzhong is very clear that the defense of the law system is extremely weak, especially the physical defense. It's a dish, a good dish!

Pretending to walk by, when the mage's back was turned away, he approached stealthily. When the opponent killed a bandit and was about to run over to pick up something, Yu Wenzhong swept his long legs, and the mage's weak legs flicked, and he fell to the ground. Yu Wenzhong The backhand is to go down with a knife, just listen to a half hum, and succeed!

Explosive bottle of flying medicine... Yuwen Zhongheixian, he is the devil, flying medicine is naturally useless, I don’t even bother to pick it up, I just go to pick up the items dropped by the sand bandits, and then move to find the next target .

The thrill of doing it is different from the thrill of casting magic. When you stab it out with a knife, it feels similar to releasing Hellblade. One, the next step is to find someone who wears the same leather armor. The nanny doesn't know how to practice alone, and they all form a team. It is enough to stab the knight once.

He had an old grudge against the archer, and when he saw the archer, Yu Wenzhong grinned and disappeared.

The target operation is quite good, if you brush one monster and don’t hit it, when you brush three or four, run in a small circle with your bow in hand, and when the monsters are all in line behind you, turn around and shoot a dazzling light arrow, a series of several All the monsters were injured, and he continued to run. The archer had an advantage in running speed, and when he ran to a safe distance, he turned around again and killed a few monsters with the kite.

The monster in the middle is getting close, and the archer also used a skill of stepping back and opening the bow, knocking away a single monster approaching with impact force, and it can be knocked away for several meters, but it seems to be quite laborious. There can only be one but not the other.

Seeing that the archer had just released a strenuous impact, Yu Wenzhong, who was standing on the path of the archer's running forward, quickly raised the knife. The archer turned around and saw it after releasing the arrow, and reacted quickly to the side. Yu Wenzhong stabbed the archer in the shoulder Up, no seconds off.

The archer who was injured on his shoulder couldn't draw his bow. Seeing that the situation was not good, he cursed "MD" and turned around and ran away.

Yuwen Zhongxiao——I just learned a skill in a tavern, sprinting, turning my ankles on the ground, lowering my body, and crossing seven or eight meters in an instant with force.

"what!"

Archer screamed and fell to the ground, and Yu Wenzhong also fell~

Ankle twisted——

Why is it that Yang Hao can make extremely difficult moves in the game, but he can't?

Picking up the archer's hat, Yu Wenzhong found a place where no one was around, turned his ankles, swung his arms, and kicked his legs.

As Rotten Tomatoes said, practice is the key.

In order to move the injured ankle, Yu Wenzhong twisted his ankle for a while, and then went to steal someone again when he felt that it was almost done.

Surprisingly, when he used the sprint to chase the archer with half blood left, he rushed out about ten meters and passed the fleeing one. Feeling a bit strange, Yu Wenzhong found a place to move his hands and feet again, and twisted his ankle by half In about an hour, I used the sprint to rush out 15 meters!

This is interesting. It turns out that the body development in the game is quite simple.

Yu Wenzhong began to move his limbs desperately, rolling forward and backward - front somersault, back somersault, splits, back, vertical jump up and down, he was so tired that he was sweating profusely and didn't feel hard, just like when he used to gain experience, he was crazy .

So many players who came to the bandit base camp to level up saw him, he didn't fight monsters, he didn't fight, he was doing all kinds of radio gymnastics in an open space like a monkey, some of them were tired from fighting monsters, they came to watch, When sideshows...