[Online Games] Bloody Case on Pants

However, including Yu Wenzhong, they soon discovered that a huge tragedy was waiting for them.

The incident happened on a pleasant afternoon. Since the refresh times of several bosses were very close to each other, Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong spent the whole night brushing. After returning to the Tower of Babel, they suddenly became interested and "fighted" hundreds of bosses on the bed. Round... So, I fell asleep without even eating lunch.

Yang Hao was awakened by an extremely distorted singing voice.

"Don't ask...how deep I love you~I love you, yes, how much~" Probably someone is courting the MM of Yuwen's pro-guards!

Yang Hao got up from the bed rubbing his eyes, and first looked at Yu Wenzhong—very good, he hasn't woken up yet, but his brows are already frowning.Now that he was awake, of course he was the one to close the window.

It's interesting to say that many MMs of the Yuwen Guards have good looks, but they are not interested in the opposite sex, or in other words, they are not interested in pursuing their own opposite sex.They are more willing to look for the so-called adultery between two opposite sexes, and if they don't have it, they have to point it out.

As a result, the male players who pursue the MM of the Yuwen Pro-Guard basically have only two endings: [-]. They are successfully promoted to be boyfriends, and then they receive training from straight men to gay men; Finally, he ran away in a crash...

Maybe women are not bad and men don't love? ==!Yang Hao was taken aback by his own thoughts, but in fact, there were indeed many people who called the MMs of Yuwen's pro-guards as psychopaths, but the people who pursued them were still wave after wave, whether they really liked them or were unwilling to fail, in short, It's not uncommon to sing love songs!

However, it is estimated that the person who came today is the one who sings the worst!When Yang Hao closed the window, he yawned listlessly, looked down inadvertently, and closed the window numbly... The next second, he thumped, pushed the window open forcefully, opened his eyes wide, and then looked down. Look——big, red paint, an arrow pierces through two hearts, one heart has Yang Hao's name written on it, and the other heart has... Ronald's name written on it!

Standing on the side is Ronald, who is wearing the best equipment that can blind others' eyes, trying to interpret popular love songs with arias.

Many onlookers formed a circle around Ronald from a distance, covered their ears with their hands, and watched Ronald perform.

With the rapid increase of the crowd, Ronald took the last note with satisfaction, put his hands around his mouth at the same time, and raised his head towards the sky above the Tower of Babel to confess affectionately: "Yang Hao, I love you! I was the one who let you down! Come back to me! Don't run away from your heart, I..."

The sound stopped abruptly.The earth shakes and the mountains shake!The little dragon fell from the sky, sat down and killed Ronald, leaving behind a shiny necklace...

Standing by the window, Yang Hao’s face was livid, but he still remembered to observe it. It’s good. Everyone knows that Xiaolong is very lethal. He originally stood far away from Ronald, and ran away as soon as he found Xiaolong. Yes, zero casualties!

Thinking that this was the end of the matter, Yang Hao recalled Xiaolong, closed the window, and continued to sleep back into the cage.But soon, he realized that he had made a big mistake.

There is no lack of players from both the light and the dark sides in Babylon City. Therefore, as long as they are willing to pay, no matter which side they are from, they can buy a house or land here, or set a resurrection point.

Ronald had clearly made enough preparations. Not long after he was crushed to death, and the players watching the fun hadn't left, he returned to the Tower of Babel with perseverance.Of course, the necklace that was exploded before was picked up by someone.

"I am willing to be a torrent, a small river in the mountains, pass by the rocks on the rough road, as long as my lover is a small fish, swimming happily in my waves..." Ronald seemed to feel that The effect of singing love songs was not good, so I changed the method and changed it to reciting poems.Probably in order to show his artistic skills, Ronald adopted the method of reading a sentence in English, and then a sentence in Chinese translation, while reciting, he did not forget to point his mouth at the simple loudspeaker made of a piece of paper he found temporarily. "I am willing to be a wild forest, on both sides of the river, fighting bravely against the gusts of wind, as long as my lover is a little bird, making its nest among my dense branches and singing..."

Poor Yang Hao just felt a little confused, and was woken up again by the booing from the Tower of Babel, and the chanting that was obviously louder than the first singing.

If Yang Hao was a woman with a sensitive mind, he would be a little touched by this point, or at least a little bit unbearable.The problem is that Yang Hao's Chinese has always been bad, and the memory of the three hundred capitals of Tang poems is confusing, let alone foreign poems.What kind of bird or fish, he didn't feel at all, without saying a word, suffocated, threw Xiaolong down again, then called him back, closed the window hard, and didn't even need to see if there was any accidental injury.

This time Ronald exploded a pair of pants!

There was a burst of laughter under the Tower of Babel, mixed with the noise of looting, so loud that Yang Hao had to close another layer of curtains, and then he crawled back to Yu Wenzhong's side with peace of mind.

When lying down, Yu Wenzhong hooked Yang Hao towards him in a half-conscious and half-conscious way: "Why is it so noisy?"

Yang Hao's head was full of black lines, and he really didn't want to disturb Yu Wenzhong and his enjoyment of sleeping peacefully, so he perfunctory: "There is a crazy person who catches people under the Tower of Babel and reads poems and sings...don't pay attention to him!"

Yu Wenzhong grunted and fell asleep again.This time he didn't let go, and hugged Yang Hao tightly.

Yang Hao felt happy, but at the same time worried about what kind of tricks Ronald would use again, but this time Ronald was probably beaten too much, and finally subsided.

However, because Ronald's reaction was too weird, Yang Hao couldn't fall asleep. He thought, Ronald might be a masochist, right?How about demolishing Sky City, and didn't see any reaction from him, but came to show his love instead?It wasn't the first time he refused. How could Ronald be so persistent?

In fact, not only Yang Hao, but even Ronald himself had the urge to vomit blood.The reason why he shamelessly sneaked into the pigsty, ignoring the signboard of the Holy Empire and No wonder outside the stone gate, was entirely because he was stimulated again when he went to find the warehouse theory.

Ronald's Sky City is still under construction. Due to the destruction of large areas of the city's buildings, the city level has dropped back to the lowest level. Whether it is repairing or rebuilding, the speed will be [-]% slower.Ronald, who was turned into a vassal state and slaughtered for a fortune, naturally couldn't swallow this breath, and immediately rushed back to the Forever Empire with the crying Luo Yin and his subordinates to argue.

This time, Ronald didn't even meet the warehouse, but was directly stopped by Xiao Le.

"Hmph, the lost dog actually came to my territory."

As soon as Xiao Le finished speaking, Luo Yin broke out.

"Bitch, it doesn't count if you cheated on Ronald's feelings, and it's still worse now. If you hadn't betrayed the Holy Empire, would we have ended up in such a miserable situation?" Luo Yin held back his grievances, and now he finally has Ronald's backing , Naturally, all the anger received in the pigsty was sent to Xiao Le.

Xiao Le didn't speak, and the Moonlight Angel who followed immediately drew his bow and shot an arrow at Luo Yin's feet.

"Xiao Le, you are not the king!" Ronald was angry. Just as he was about to signal to his confidantes behind him to move, the group following Xiao Le had already fired their bows and arrows, and the flashing arrow was aimed at Luo Na first. Germany.

The atmosphere became stalemate for a while.

Of course, the reason they didn't fight in the end was not because they shook hands and made peace, but because the warehouse sent an NPC to make peace with Mui.

Xiao Le didn't care, sneered a few times and dragged the still angry Moonlight Angel away.But Ronald was not satisfied. He stopped the NPC and said he wanted to see the warehouse. The NPC didn't respond, flapped his wings and flew away. People shoot the NPC down.

Ronald suspected he had fallen into a trap.Although he now bears the title of marquis, it is impossible for Sky City to make any profit in the short term, and there is no other reward from the warehouse.And in the storage bag, although there are still a few digits in the game currency column, it is not enough to buy a glove.Looking at it again, Luo Yin, whose eyes were swollen from crying, was beside him, who couldn't help him with anything other than making trouble, and his cronies who were downcast... Ronald couldn't help but feel angry.

By the way, there is also Joan Joon.

Ronald was upset by the thought, but suddenly remembered Yu Zeming.But he immediately realized that Yu Zeming hadn't informed him of the pigsty attack immediately, and a trace of unhappiness flashed across his heart.

However, probably because of Luo Yin as a comparison, Ronald felt that Yu Zeming was considerate and considerate, he could let go on the bed, and he had something to do with Yang Hao. I heard that Yang Hao gave away a house, just collecting the rent is very nourishing, how about sneaking over to collude and strengthen the relationship?

Taking another look at the amount of game coins in the storage bag, Ronald just found an excuse and went to the pigsty, completely ignoring Luo Yin's chasing after him.Nonsense, now I can't afford to support myself alone, how about raising one more?

Along the way, Ronald became more and more depressed as he thought about it.He first reflected on himself, and believed that the main reason for his failure was that he did not master the dark science and psychology arranged by his father, which allowed the warehouse to take advantage of the loopholes. Secondly, he found that he still lacked a good partner and a good wife.Don't you see, Yang Hao's Yu Wenzhong is a mobile fortress, and even Xiao Le's wife, although she didn't become an archangel, is also heroic and heroic, standing alone, not to mention the favorite tomato, Mavericks is quite kind , he had been mistaken before.As for himself, although he found a wife for the sake of being the city lord, he didn't spend much time playing with her, and the little girl hadn't been with her for a long time... If it wasn't for the convenience of covering up, he would have unilaterally terminated the partnership.

Having said that, it is very important to have a good partner!After much deliberation, Ronald still felt that only Yang Hao was worthy of him.People in business are a bit superstitious, such as Wang Fu, he thinks that Yang Hao has this destiny!

Although Yu Wenzhong, the devil king of the world, is not easy to mess with, but he doesn't believe it. The background of Yu's family can really accommodate a small commoner... Besides, he has such good conditions, as long as he perseveres, he can always impress Yang Hao.Although he lacked patience before and did something that damaged his image, with his determination, there are plenty of opportunities to make up for it.

However, it is somewhat troublesome to pursue Yang Hao in front of Qiongqiong.Well, I have to find a way to coax~

With such a joke, Ronald sneaked into the pigsty, and in order to express his romance, he picked wild flowers from the side of the road and brought them to Yu Zeming as a gift. After spending another night with each other, he had the courage to go to the Tower of Babel. Confession.

Before the opening, Ronald was already prepared to be troubled, but unfortunately, he didn't expect that he would be crushed to death without even seeing Yang Hao.

When he died and dropped the necklace for the first time, he didn't pay attention.By the time his pants exploded for the second time, he was already so angry that he was out of his mind—these were the best suit pants he had managed to get, without even thinking about it, even if he rushed to the place of death, the pants would definitely be gone.

Looking at his bare legs, Ronald's heart ached like he was wringing his heart, and his money was ruined before his success... What is this?But if he just gave up like this, wouldn't all the previous sacrifices be in vain?No, I have to keep chasing, and when I get Yang Hao, I will pay back a sum of money.

Ronald, who made up his mind, rekindled the flames of war in his eyes!So, Yang Hao is in a cup.

The next day, just when Yang Hao thought that Ronald just had a convulsion, he was shocked again when the convulsion was over, he was back to normal, and he had already rolled.

Ronald actually put on a white sheet COS ancient Greek mythological figure... Oh, maybe it's not a bed sheet, it's a curtain.With the lessons from the first day, he kept a low profile and didn't speak directly, but started practicing with something like a harp.

According to Ronald's thinking, he was cultivated by the nobles anyway, and he usually plays the violin. Although this harp is a thing in the game, as long as he has a certain foundation in music theory, he can play it in a fixed way. Playing simple music can be called a crash course, and there are many life skills for artistic attainments-this is the difference between games and reality!

So the first night, he practiced playing cotton in Yu Zeming's house for most of the night.

In fact, he was still a little nervous and always felt that he could not play well.But Yu Zeming said it was not bad, so he rolled the sheets with excitement and fell asleep peacefully.

Considering the problem of matching with the harp, and considering the loss of a pair of pants and a necklace the day before, Ronald put away all the best equipment before going out, leaving only the curtains on his body.I thought about leaving the storage bag with Yu Zeming, but I couldn't believe it. After thinking about it, I still put the storage bag on my body—anyway, if I really want to explode the equipment, I will wear it first. He wears a few more pairs of underwear , should be fairly safe!

Speaking of underpants, Ronald's eyes lit up, and he dug out a stack of underpants found when Yang Hao's residence was confiscated from the storage bag.The shorts have the initials of Yang Hao's name on them, and judging from the size, they should be made for Yu Wenzhong.At the beginning Ronald wanted to keep it as his own, but it was a pity that the clothes were a little tight, which made him feel uncomfortable, but after looking at it, he still had the basic attributes, so he couldn't bear to throw it away...just put it in the storage bag.Now I have to wear it even if it is uncomfortable... Ronald took a breath, put on one, thought about it, and put on three more in a row. It felt tight to the touch, and he might not be able to move his legs if he wore it again, so he gave up. .

Having made all the preparations, Ronald wore a cloak to the place where he had been crushed to death twice before.Don't they all say to pick up from where you fall?To show his sincerity, he made a deal with this land!

Under the blank gazes of passers-by, Ronald threw aside his cloak thought he was handsome, and pretended to play a syllable on each string of the harp, and then proudly posed for a formal performance.

This time, Ronald played the whole piece safely and steadily, without any dragon falling down.The number of onlookers was twice as large as the previous day.As the saying goes, only encouragement can make progress.Ronald felt that he might have moved Yang Hao a little bit, so he played one song after another with blood.

Just when Ronald No. 18 played the same piece of music repeatedly, the people around were showing pain. After one dial was changed, Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong flew across the sky... To be precise, they returned to Paris. Dontari.

Among the onlookers, one pointed to the sky and shouted, "Look, Monarch!"

Immediately someone shouted the slogan: "Long live the pigsty!"

Alarmed, Yang Hao looked down from the back of the ugly snake, just as he waved to the players with a smile, the muscles on his face froze, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch continuously.

In the middle of the crowd, under the Tower of Babel, there was a surrounded open space. In the middle of the open space stood a blond man with fluttering white cloth, bare shoulders and legs.

really!In the next second, a voice shouted against the crowd: "Yang Hao! Come back to me! The gods in the sky, witness my fervent love for you. The harp in your hand is the language of my love for you..."

While roaring, while playing!

Yang Hao felt as if he was enjoying the eight sounds of the demon.Messy and disorderly, a song that is worse than playing cotton, the strings instantly overwhelmed the players shouting slogans, and most of them started to retreat enough distance with the foresight, but they still covered their ears and refused to go. lively.

"..." Yuwen Zhong, who was sitting behind Yang Hao, let out a gloomy breath: "Is this the psychosis you mentioned yesterday?"

As soon as Yang Hao nodded his head heavily, Yu Wenzhong had already pressed the back of the ugly snake hard.The ugly snake circled for a week, and suddenly spewed out a fire dragon, aiming at Ronald!

The players ran farther in panic, and when they came back to their senses, Ronald didn't even have time to scream, and there was no scum left, but a pair of underpants fell on the spot.

The onlookers picked up their pants and took a look. There were two letters "YH" tattooed on the cuff of the pants!

In fact, Ronald's sudden desire to stand under the Tower of Babel and sing and recite poetry was stabbed on the forum immediately.This is too normal, no matter how fun the game is, a place without gossip will never be popular.It's just that Ronald, who is the center of the gossip storm, has not realized that he has become a real model of a new generation of cheap people.

The fact that Yang Hao is 0 is not a secret, but the members of the Yuwen Guards are very strict, and the lemon lollipop has never come out since entering the farm, so no one really knows.Therefore, Ronald was capricious and tried to intervene in the bad deeds of Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong as a junior, which has aroused the indignation of many corrupt women.And the male players are also disgusted by Ronald... Just play if you want to play the same game, and it's so embarrassing that everyone knows it below.

But when Ronald's underpants fell off, the direction of the wind suddenly became ambiguous. It's no secret that YH is the initials of Yang Hao's name.The underpants are not the equipment on the outside, but a close-fitting underwear. If the relationship is not very intimate, would there be such a thing?

On the forum, you talk and talk, and you don't know who started it, but you actually pulled up a sightseeing group, ready to form a group of onlookers.