[Online Games] Bloody Case on Pants

From the blueprints, the Demon Lord skill suitable for Yu Wenzhong is Hellblade. As for the other Demon Lord skills recorded, they are suitable for other occupations. Yu Wenzhong estimated that they might be able to beat bosses in seconds.Of course, milk skills are excluded.Yang Hao only learned the skills of adding BUFF. Yu Wenzhong asked Yang Hao to test it on the spot after learning it, but all the BUFFs were added in an instant, unlike Hellblade.

With this insta-kill big move, half an hour later, Yu Wenzhong solved another Beetle that could only shake his head, and directly rose to level 82.

Because of Hellblade, the upgrade is faster than before!

Then...why come during the day?A few hours every night is enough.The lazy bug crawled all over his body, and Yu Wenzhong, who drank the medicine until he felt sick, collected the beetle's body, and sent a message directly to Yang Hao for transmission.

He didn't expect that not long after he left, Ronald led people back to Gao Lun's cave.After discovering that the BOSS had been defeated, Ronald lost his composure and lost his temper. Under Luo Yin's clever analysis, everyone agreed that it was the "Second Great Empire: Pigsty" in the game. A good thing, as for the largest empire, of course it is their temple - this has nothing to do with the size of the territory, but the strength.In order to save face, a group of people hid in anger, preparing to make dumplings for the pigsty people who went again, and waited and waited... When the sun went down, no one showed up...

On the other side, Yu Wenzhong passed back and didn't see clearly how many eyes the person beside Yang Hao had, when he heard a voice that made him crawl all over his body and said: "It's more obvious to see a real person, Yang Hao, how could Yu Wenzhong have eyes?" Am I good-looking? It is wiser to divorce him!"

Hearing this, Yu Wenzhong, who hadn't taken the medicine to recover his mental strength, took advantage of the situation and threw Yang Hao down.

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Speaking of...

Just when Yuwen Zhongshun took off the charm +8 underwear and touched it out to "have an affair", Yang Hao was being taken out of the meeting hall by Xiaotian with a depressed expression on his face.Considering the image problem of meeting guests, Xiao Tian took the initiative to put Yang Hao down, and even patted Yang Hao's clothes "gently", almost patted Yang Hao's small body.

The demon king who came to the door was called "Lemon Lollipop". Yang Hao twitched the corner of his mouth when he saw it for the first time.This Demon Lord looks like a monster at all, with long hair like a woman's in big waves, red lips and white teeth, he smiles before he can speak, grinning, and the corners of his eyes are like some kind of canine... At least It has nothing to do with masters.

"Hello, I am the king of the pigsty..." Yang Hao smiled and stretched out his right hand.

"Pig head Yang Hao!" The lemon lollipop jumped directly from the stool to Yang Hao, knocking Yang Hao back several steps before stopping.After that, he didn't feel embarrassed at all, he hung on Yang Hao, looked left and right, and commented on Yang Hao: "You are much more handsome than the screenshots on the forum."

"..." Yang Hao was so embarrassed that he didn't know what expression to face.Is this a flirt or not?Friendly exchange?Or is it just that he is not innocent anymore?

"Let me introduce you formally: Lemon Lollipop, with a job as a Dark Knight." The monster blinked those beautiful cat-like eyes, his face full of anticipation, and he almost put his chin on his hands.

Although Yang Hao was once again surprised by the difference between occupation and personal, the expression of the monster made him inexplicably think of the cat raised by the little kid next door. It looked a bit weird, but it was a bit cute. Touch the head of the lemon lollipop.

Lemon Lollipop narrowed its eyes, and said surprisingly: "I've fallen in love with you, be my boyfriend!"

Yang Hao felt like being struck by lightning, and it took him a long time to find his voice: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."

Lemon Lollipop pouted: "I just like you, how about it?"

It took Yang Hao a lot of effort to tear this person off his body, and it took a lot of effort to keep a distance from this person. What he wanted to ask was "do you want to join" and "what are the conditions for joining?" ", "What do you want to talk about?" He didn't ask, and he kept entangled with lemon lollipops, which was very unnutritive and even made him doze off.

"Am I pretty?"

"Uh...you're pretty..." Yang Hao secretly reminded himself to be patient, he didn't want to push a devil to Ronald or Xiao Le because of verbal disputes.

"I've never seen Xiao Ling who is prettier than me, do you know? They will all boast privately that they have invited me to drink or something. Sometimes all they show off is just saying hello to me. I really don't understand why they like me so much Why don't you just chase me? Hey! Not many men nowadays have the courage!"

"Hehe..." Yang Hao was so proud of himself, this little Ling felt too good about himself, as far as his appearance in the game is concerned, anyone with normal aesthetics would not have the courage!

"But you are different. From the point that you dare to disclose your same-sex couples, I admire you! Has anyone ever asked you whether you have AIDS?"

"No..." Yang Hao was very frantic.

"It must be because you are very brave, dare to take on and face it, so those who discriminate against us dare not say anything to you! I wish I had met you sooner! Don't you think so?"

"what?"

"In this way we are together, with me by your side, how can you still think of Yu Wenzhong?"

"It's not that I fell in love with him..." I became Yu Wenzhong's dragging bottle, and he couldn't get rid of it, so he slowly got to where he is today. Yang Hao didn't know how to say it, so he could only listen to lemon sticks Tang kept on verbally harassing her...

"I'll just say it! Xiao Ling can only be regarded as an ordinary person! Although most men are quite ugly, but ugly men can't be Xiao Ling, right? Hehehe... You are very good here, and your name is also very good. Personality, pigsty? I know you are a pig~!"

"It's okay, the game! You can play it for fun, right? I don't really mind the name... Is the table too rough? It actually scratched my hand, look!"

"Hey! My skin isn't too thin either~! A cosmetics company wanted me to endorse it last time, but I didn't go because it was too showy."

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA...

Yang Hao wanted to get angry and drive people away several times, but he was worried about not driving them to Ronald and Xiao Le, so he endured it all the time!

The timing of Yuwen Zhongming's teleportation was too good, Yang Hao sent him back as quickly as if he had found a life-saving straw, and then he was thrown down...

"Are you okay? Where did you go? Are you injured?"

Yang Hao helped Yu Wenzhong to beat him for a while, put away the hammer after confirming that he was all right, and started to ask questions.Yu Wenzhong ignored him, and turned his head to look at the impatient lemon lollipop sitting on the side with his chin propped on one hand and crossed legs.

"Who are you?"

"Lemon lollipops."

Yuwen Zhong raised his head: "Zero?"

Lemon Lollipop smiled sweetly: "Xiao Ling, I'm not yet 20 years old~" He poked Yu Wenzhong with his eyes as he spoke, as if he could tell that Yu Wenzhong was very old.

Yu Wenzhong grinned: "Yang Hao is also zero."

"Na Ni!!!???" The lemon lollipop jumps violently, the cat-like eyes are bulging, and the long hair dancing wildly is more suitable for ghost movies.

Yu Wenzhong grabbed Yang Hao, regardless of Yang Hao's question "Where did you go?", he kissed him hard, and after ten seconds, he withdrew his tongue. Yang Hao's face was already blushing.

After seeing the lemon lollipop, Yu Wenzhong smiled and said: "If you are looking for one, first find out if the other party is one. Although I am one, I am only interested in Yang Hao. If you don't mind getting involved, the pigpen There’s another one on the farm.” Although it’s a bit unkind, Yu Wenzhong still understands the reason why disasters are moving eastward.Although he prefers to drive people away directly, so as not to get bored with Yang Hao, but he also knows how serious Yang Hao is about running the pigsty, and he should leave this kind of troublesome thing to that unscrupulous guy Tomato.

The lemon lollipop was still holding a glimmer of hope, but Yang Hao lowered his head and tugged at Yu Wenzhong's arm: "You you! How could you do this in front of others..."

... She has completely lost the aura of the so-called monarch of a country, but is almost like a little daughter-in-law.

Yu Wenzhong hummed: "What's the matter in front of outsiders? I don't want to date you again!"

This kind of talk can be taken as a joke when the door is closed, but now that outsiders are present, Yang Hao's face suddenly turned red and turned black. He glared at Yu Wenzhong, then lowered his head, and ran He went to the door, but when he opened it, a group of pro-guard MMs looked at him with hellish expressions...Yang Hao almost died of shame and anger!

Yuwen Zhong raised his voice, "Are you all free?"

A group of MMs were taken aback, and ran away with dry smiles.Yang Hao stayed for a few seconds, and disappeared in no time.

No need for Yu Wenzhong to explain, Lemon Lollipop understood, and he also shouted with shame and indignation: "I don't like a person like you!"

Yu Wenzhong chased after Yang Hao without looking back, and he didn't forget to say: "I don't want you to look at me, I have a wife, thank you! By the way, the one on the farm is much more stylish than me. Oh, his name is favorite tomato..."

Well, if you are not as handsome as me, then of course you are considered stylish!Yu Wenzhong thought shamelessly, not at all embarrassed.Letting you always rob me of my delicious food and drink, at this critical moment, you can use your soldiers for a thousand days to use them for a while.

As for Mavericks, Yu Wenzhong doesn't have Yali, that's something Tomato should worry about.

Lemon Lollipop lay on the rough table that would scrape his hand, and whimpered—everything in the world was dead! ! !

After crying for a long time, no one came to the living room to pay attention to him, and Lollipop was tired, so he finally stopped.Wiping his face, he was about to leave angrily, but the name of his favorite tomato suddenly flashed in his mind-isn't this the legendary number one killer?If you haven't met the first monarch, it would be nice to have a mysterious killer!Lemon Lollipop's eyes lit up, he jumped out of the window with high spirits, and flew towards the farm...

At the same time, Yang Hao in the Tower of Babel was getting angry.But there is no need for Yu Wenzhong to coax, Yu Wenzhong just stretched his claws into the fireplace in front of Yang Hao, Yang Hao couldn't care less about getting angry, and rushed over to rescue him.

Yu Wenzhong asked: "Are you still angry?"

Yang Hao wanted to feel angry, so he nodded.Yu Wenzhong stretched out his claws again, Yang Hao quickly shook his head: "Don't be angry anymore! How can there be someone like you!? Self-mutilation to threaten me!!!"

Yu Wenzhong smiled like a fox: "Does it work?"

Yang Hao took a few deep breaths, calmed down, and said weakly, "It works."

Yu Wenzhong smiled and said: "You are so cute!"

Yang Hao's pale face turned red again.Yu Wenzhong is not a person who can talk about love, but often such people, what they say unintentionally can make people feel happy.At least, Yang Hao felt that his sullenness disappeared because of this sentence.So what if he admits to being the one below in front of outsiders?As long as he and Yu Wenzhong are happy.As for the dignity of the daddy...that's all floating clouds...

Considering that pouring the potion was too painful, Yu Wenzhong weighed his self-esteem or the belly, but found that the belly had the upper hand, and he almost vomited thinking of drinking dozens of bottles of potion!So first poured out the equipment for fighting Gaolun to lure Yang Hao, and dragged Yang Hao up while the iron was hot, never mentioning "leveling", only saying that he found a good boss with explosive equipment.

When Yang Hao saw the equipment he took back, how could he say no?

The two set off excitedly that night, and when they arrived outside the Gaolun Cave, even though the moonlight was not very bright, it was still enough for them to see the rubbish all over the ground...

"Has there been a rally during the day?" Yang Hao couldn't help but sigh.

Yu Wenzhong stepped on the peel and sweated, "I don't know."

The rubbish outside the cave is still spread out in a scattered manner, and the more you go in, the more you go, from fruit peels to empty bottles of medicine, as well as wrapping paper for takeaway food, wine bottles, not to mention that the monsters here are all level [-], and now it’s level [-]. There are not many players at the tenth level, so how can there be so much rubbish?It's like a vegetable market.

Yu Wenzhong was still worried that there were people inside, but when he poked his head around, there was no one there, only the crazy Gaolun Tetrani was walking around the boiler, continuing to cosplay the blindfolded donkey.Yu Wenzhong and Yang Hao had question marks all over their heads: What's going on?Could it be that these rubbish are produced by non-human bosses?

In fact, Ronald has led people to squat for a whole day, from morning to night, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and beat the boss away, and Yu Wenzhong came back an hour later...

So, the big hand of fate has always liked to play the little trick of passing by~

After killing the boss in seconds according to the old method, Yu Wenzhong took the initiative to pick up the equipment with a guilty conscience in order to show that he was indeed here to explode the equipment, but Yang Hao went around the boiler to research.

"You said...can you move this thing back?" After turning around a few times, Yang Hao spoke surprisingly.

"What!?" Yu Wenzhong was having fun picking it up, but couldn't hear clearly.

Yang Hao didn't think this idea was wrong at all. He looked around and said, "It's much more complicated than my design! Wow! There are valves here..."

Yu Wenzhong looked at the cave passage, and then at the boiler with three Yang Haogao, black lines.

Yang Hao thought seriously: "If it is like this, two boilers are enough for the tower. Do you feel that the weather is getting colder and colder, which is linked to reality? It is autumn now, and it will be winter soon. Say Maybe it will snow again. When I first moved into the Tower of Babel, I thought it was quite cool there, but Apple’s mother said that I would feel cold in the library these days, and it will definitely be colder after a while. Clothes will dry the next day...Wen Zhong."

Yu Wenzhong repeated the movements of bending down, picking up, bending down, and picking up, and when Yang Hao called his name, he accidentally dropped the thing he just picked up.

Yang Hao didn't care, and said with a smile: "Fortunately, you hung that pair of charm +8 pants by the fireplace, otherwise you won't be able to wear them before you go out."

Yu Wenzhong: "Oh~uh..." In fact, before he put it back on and took it off to hang it up, the underpants were already completely dry, and his body temperature was dry...

"How good this boiler is!" Yang Hao didn't give up.

"I can't move out." The cave has nine twists and eighteen bends, and he doesn't know how thick the rock formation is above it. He can't beat the cat here for a few months like he did when he used the fire dragon to beat the stone house?Even if the ugly snake and the dragon join forces, it may not be much faster.Besides, the boiler is systematic, and it is integrated with the surrounding environment. Violent damage may also affect the boiler.Most importantly, he wants to level up, level up!

Yu Wenzhong was determined to make Yang Hao forget about the underpants, and said proactively: "Accompany me to finish the boss fight and go back to buy iron ore to make a boiler by myself."

Yang Hao was excited and anxious to go back to make the boiler, so he also came to help pick up the equipment, but after picking up the equipment, Yu Wenzhong said: "Next!"

"What? What's next?" Yang Hao thought he heard it wrong.

Yu Wenzhong looked calm: "If there is no next one, why did you ask you to return Manlan to me?"

Yang Hao suddenly had a bad feeling: "How many bosses do you want to fight?"

Yu Wenzhong pulled out a roll of paper from the storage bag with a "squeak" and opened it, scratched and scratched with his fingers, and finally looked at the top of the long paper and said: "After an hour of beating, the crazy Gao Lun Tetrani will brush , here is close to the swamp, and then you can go to the swamp to fight the frog princess, and then there are goat elders over the deserted sheepfold-then come back to fight the crazy Golem Tetrani. The nearby BOSS is gone, fly to the sea to fight squid or You can go to the grotto to fight the giant boss. Anyway, come back to fight Gaolun at the end of the day, and run around when you are done brushing. There are more than 80 bosses with levels over [-] on the blueprint. If so, we can still try to play more than [-] levels, but there are four of them with mobs, I think if it’s just the two of us, let’s ignore these four. I made a schedule, just in time to refresh, a You can fight at least five bosses at night."

Yang Hao: "..." Goddess of Darkness is on top, he would rather go back and be raped.