[Online Games] Bloody Case on Pants

At the same time, the apology letter approved by Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong was finally posted on the forum in the name of the Pigpen King, after all kinds of deliberations by Yuwen's personal guards and Mavericks, reviewed by Apple's mother.

The post eloquently expressed the pigsty monarch's deep fear of the two city lords coming uninvited, and at the same time explained very sincerely that the monarch and his partner happened to collide with the envoy during the quarrel because of the instigation of "people with good intentions".As for the general mobilization of the whole people to retaliate, there is absolutely no such thing.All the people who participated in the siege, they were completely fooled by the simple people, and mistakenly thought that the two city lords who were not received by the king came to the pigsty to find fault and provoke, so BLABLABLA...

In short, the apology is sincere enough, and the mistake is resolutely denied. It also vaguely hints that Ronald and Xiao Le are not good people, and they were killed by mistake just because they were affected.

Most of the "insiders" who had participated in accusing the pigsty before were pulled out by the officials for an in-depth discussion because they received the money.And the remaining small part is still looking for trouble, you can ignore it directly, and there is no wave at all.Of course, those veterans of Yuwen's personal guards who specialize in making jars secretly wrote down these IDs and prepared to find opportunities to clean them in the game.

In the end, the only archangel representing light among the four giants in the pigsty finally issued a very formal invitation on the forum: welcome the city masters of the sky city and the underground city to visit the pigsty in half a month , a friendly academic exchange may be held on future development and cooperation.During this invitation, you will enjoy the company of important officials from the pigsty throughout the whole process.

Leaving the burden of headaches to Ronald and Xiao Le, Yang Hao led his people to the forest that had been transformed into a late autumn scenery. He was going to repair the farm he had wanted for a long time, and plant the wheat seeds he got at the beginning.

Yu Wenzhong stayed in the city to recruit craftsmen - with advanced production drawings, craftsmen who can make them are needed to turn the things on the drawings into real objects.In previous productions, armor, weapons, accessories, and alchemy were routine life skills in general games. There are many craftsmen who can make advanced equipment, but carpenters and stonemasons are rarely chosen by players, and advanced ones are even more difficult to find.

Before discovering the blueprints, the role of a carpenter is only to build containers, tables, chairs, and bed stools. Do you need to be advanced?Stonemasons are only for polishing gems and magic stones, and there is no need to practice advanced.

However, the drawings indicate that the creator must be a war craftsman!What is a War Artisan?

If Yu Wenzhong can see the list of demon kings and archangels like Ronald, as long as he sees the player "Alchemist-Warehouse", he will definitely understand that life production has reached the top stage, and it will be as fast as upgrading without killing monsters!

But he was not Ronald, and he could only guess at the necessary war craftsman in this requirement.

Most of the materials on the drawings are wood, metal, and stone. If these three types of craftsmen are recruited to deliberately cultivate them, it may be possible to produce a war craftsman.

Apple's mother found a few MMs, and they learned the ancient elf language from Yu Wenzhong. The blueprints were sorted out, and the important and unimportant screening were all handed over to them. There was a shortage of NPCs, and players could do what they could. , so that the NPC can be vacated for emergency.

As soon as the notices for recruiting carpenters, stonemasons, and forging craftsmen were posted on the square, Yu Wenzhong received letters from almost all the businessmen he knew—asking him why he recruited carpenters and stonemasons?

Annoyed by the question, Yu Wenzhong gave up after not persisting for an hour... This work was taken over by Apple's mother, and Yu Wenzhong had to take charge of the work that Apple's mother was originally in charge of - arranging the reception of the two city lords.

In Yu Wenzhong's concept - the city owner is equal to the village head, and to receive the village head, he only needs to prepare a table of hearty meals. In order to make up for the oolong that Yang Hao asked him to make last time, Yu Wenzhong also bought a batch of taste Very good, very expensive wine.With meat and wine, it’s okay to set up a few tables, right?

Just when he was rejoicing that the job was quite simple, Ronald, Xiao Le and Kuan Kelp established the country.

The three archangels are all from the Guangming God's Territory. The ice and snow plateau is the base camp of the Unbreakable Prison. It is reasonable for them to choose the hills and plains in the large area of ​​the Novice Village of the Guangming God's Domain. The third piece of land is not too small.

These three archangels also embarrassingly did a "big event", building the Great Wall!

Because they have the dungeon and the sky city, there is no need to build another city. The first thing these three people did after naming the country the "Holy Roman Empire" was to enclose the entire land and enclose the city wall in a circle.

Compared with the pigsty country, it is actually more like a pigsty.

And no matter how funny this incident was, Yang Hao was caught in the conference hall to attend a meeting, and he used everyone's power to force Yu Wenzhong to upgrade the reception work. Yu Wenzhong's face made many people feel very comfortable.

People who say hello are too lazy to say hello, and people who blink their eyelids are forced to work hard. It's a very comfortable thing no matter how you look at it~

When voting, only Yu Wenzhong objected, and the 99.9% pass rate made Yu Wenzhong want to kill.

At the end of the meeting, Yang Hao saw that few people were looking at this side, so he quickly stretched out his head and kissed him to show comfort: "I'll send a few people to help you, just make arrangements for you."

"No," Yu Wenzhong said helplessly, "The Marquis can appoint a private team of twenty people, and I can just use this."

"Okay then! If you're tired, I'll help you do part of it."

Yu Wenzhong glanced sideways at Yang Hao: "Why didn't you say it at the meeting?"

"Haha..." Yang Hao laughed dryly: "No one knows how to receive state affairs. I think you are the only one who has seen luxurious grand occasions. If you don't do it, who else can do it?"

Yu Wenzhong was helpless: "Hmph! Don't you just want everyone to think that I am your 'good wife'? All right! I will save face for you, but I want a reward."

Yang Hao's eyelids twitched twice, and he asked with a bad feeling: "What reward?"

Yu Wenzhong smiled: "I always think bundling is very interesting, let's try it before the end of the negotiation!"

Yang Hao was dumbfounded: "...No, isn't it..." Here again?

"That's right!"

Ronald is now the king of the "Holy Roman Empire". Yu Wenzhong doesn't know what a state banquet is like, but he knows the history of the Holy Roman Empire, and he also has a general understanding of the food style of that period.

He has not graduated from school, but he travels a lot, and has been to many banquets in various scenes. He has even eaten a lot of delicacies prepared by the imperial chefs in some places. Would you like to invite Ronald and others to have a good meal? problem, but since they dare to make trouble for him, hehe...

Yao Mozi was startled when he saw Yu Wenzhong walk into the main store, and rushed to greet him.

"The distinguished guest is here! Do you want to order equipment?"

Yu Wenzhong looked around, and he looked dissatisfied at first glance. Yao Mozi was not sure what he was going to do, so he had to follow him step by step.

Yu Wenzhong finally stood still in front of the luxury goods shelf, and said to Yao Mozi: "Only your United Chamber of Commerce can do a good job in luxury goods. I want to order a batch of luxury goods, and you can write them down."

Yao Mozi hastily called a buddy to come over and took notes on a piece of paper.

"Two hundred flags, made of thinner material that can fly when the wind blows, with a dark green background and a pentagram pattern with golden pointed corners pointing down, the same as the national flag, 288 by 192 centimeters in size, according to this ratio Triple the size and make ten sides, these ten sides should be made of velvet-like material, plus a tapered extension, with a golden rose border on the edge, the Victorian style."

As soon as he heard the quantity, Yao Mozi knew that a big business was coming, so he hurriedly invited Yu Wenzhong to the VIP room, and sent him samples of various fabrics, metals, and decorations used for luxury goods one by one.

Players have money, and people buy luxury goods from time to time. When they see all kinds of beautiful and eye-catching things, they are usually dumbfounded or dazzled. Only Yu Wenzhong frowns more and more——

"That's the only way a lampstand can do it? So rough!"

Yao Mozi laughed together: "If you have a style you like, you can also give us the picture, and we must make it exactly as it is!"

"I don't have a picture," Yu Wenzhong waved his hand: "I can only say roughly, try your best!"

"One hundred two-meter-high lampstands, daffodil branches, each lampstand must be able to light ten candles, the lampstands should be golden, and the candles should be white. Prepare more candles. Five thousand is about the same. By the way, the lampstands There must be an upside-down pentagram in the center."

"This is?" Yao Mozi noticed that there were pentagrams hanging upside down on Yu Wenzhong's flag and lamp stand, and couldn't help asking curiously.

"National emblem!" Yu Wenzhong shot a small pentagram into the air: "Well, everything you make must have it. Are there many silver mines?"

Yao Mozi said: "Not a lot, the silver mines in the three warehouses, what are they going to do?"

Yu Wenzhong thought about it and said: "It is estimated that pure silver is not enough to make, so it should be plated with silver! But it must be plated evenly."

"No problem, what is silver-plated?"

"Tableware, a complete set of Western food, prepare a hundred sets, knives and forks, dinner plates, bell lids... If you don't know the specific types, check the Internet, there are also tablecloths, napkins, hand towels, water bottles for washing hands and pot……"

Yao Mozi understood, and hurriedly asked: "Are you going to entertain Ronald and his group?"

Yu Wenzhong nodded, and Yao Mozi said: "I see, you want to give them the same hospitality as the ink-stained name they gave?"

"Correct!"

Yao Mozi smiled confidently: "Leave the food to me! I'm sure you'll be satisfied!"

Yu Wenzhong curled his lips: "I want dishes that look good or not, can you satisfy me? Then tell me how to bring a peacock that seems to be alive to the table?"

Yao Mozi was dumbfounded: "Kong, peacock..."

"Isn't there a bird that looks like a peacock in the swamp? Go and kill five of them. You can't lose a single hair. When you beat them back, pull out every hair intact. Cook the peacock whole, take out the internal organs and stir them with nuts. Break it into small balls and fry it, stuff it back into the peacock’s stomach, wrap the whole one in batter and fry it out, insert the peacock’s feathers back as it is, the neck must not fall down, it must stand upright! The eyes are stuffed into the eye sockets with grapes and other fruits Instead, put a layer of beans under the plate, in short, I want good-looking ones, not delicious ones!"

Yao Mozi couldn't hold back, and said the word "wipe".

Yu Wenzhong continued to explain: "I just forgot about knives and forks. The Holy Roman Empire didn't start using knives and forks until the age of decline. That's it! Take the knives and forks and napkins off the table, and remember to put spices and forks in the wine." Sugar, the sweeter the wine, the richer the aroma, the more identity it has, this is very important.”

Yao Mozi and the guy in charge of recording were already dumbfounded when they heard——

But Yu Wenzhong wanted to "entertain" Ronald well, so why did he give these instructions?He wakes up the buddy with a smile:

"Remember," he recalled seriously, "we want to restore the dining table from that period, so as to show our respect to the Holy Roman Emperor! The table part is handed over to you, and the rum is served before the first course." , dried fruit, cakes, puddings, pancakes filled with jam and other desserts, for a first course prepare to order cooked and fresh fruit, sweet wine, vegetables, beans, roast meat, mince pies to four or five kinds , remember that there must be spices and honey in the meat stuffing, as well as small sausages, wild boar heads, peacocks, and it is best to add some fish; the second course must have jam puree, jelly, spicy roast suckling pig, and fried meat. There are more kinds, others include rabbit, dog meat, fried chicken, big cakes... Mmmm! There are also pickled fried meat slices, the taste of pickling must be strong, and the color is red or yellow. Add water-diluted wine, boil a large pot of various fruits, put enough sugar and spices, this dish contains half of birds and half of fish, five kinds of birds, five kinds of fish, fried can be, crispy Crust pies and desserts are also a must, preferably with some grilled seafood."

It took several minutes for Yao Mozi to ask, "Seafood? My level is not high enough, what should I do if I can't get seafood?"

Yu Wenzhong said very unhappy: "I'll get it, but you must prepare what I said. The high-back chairs, long tables, and waiters who serve the food are all entrusted to you. Don't let me down."

"No, no problem..." Yao Mozi has decided to serve the "state banquet" in person, so as to see what expressions the guests will make~

Yu Wenzhong gave [-] million directly, and Yao Mozi laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth and went to prepare.

Riding the ugly snake, Yu Wenzhong rushed to the farm that Yang Hao had previously hoped for. From the air, he could see that the trees in the valley had almost been felled, and the big logs were being tied to the car, and the NPC was cultivating the fields.

Yu Wenzhong let the ugly snake hover and fall, and then he got off the dragon's back. Yang Hao ran over, took off his cloak to cover Yu Wenzhong, and dragged him to the temporary wooden shed.

"Why did it come out during the day? The sun is so big! Let me see..."

"It's okay." Yu Wenzhong laughed, the sunburned area quickly recovered under the shade, but Yang Hao's face was full of distress, as if it hurt more than him.

"Why didn't you ask me to pass it on?"

Yu Wenzhong said: "I want to try the feeling of riding a dragon under the blue sky, it's not bad!"

Yang Hao disagreed: "It's even better under the stars! Is it cool to come here with smoke all the way?"

"Pain insensitivity! It's not real, so what's the matter?"

"Hey!" Yang Hao checked his hand twice, and after confirming that everything recovered, he whispered, "I will hurt..."

"Ok?"

"You can sow seeds right away, and you can eat bread in a few days! Go back and get some fruit trees and other seeds. The coconut trees on the crab port side are also good things. It seems that you can plant them regardless of the region in the game. What do you want to plant?"

Yu Wenzhong raised his eyes and looked at the field for a while. He couldn't imagine what the orchard and vegetable field looked like. He had only seen the vineyard. The "grapes" that make wine in the game are all wild, and they can be seen everywhere in the forest. The big tree is full of beautiful fruits.He doesn't know what other fruit trees look like.

Yang Hao laughed when he saw his appearance: "Okay, I won't ask you, I haven't seen the guy in the farmland!"

Yu Wenzhong suddenly said: "The poppies are very beautiful when they bloom."

Yang Hao thought he was talking nonsense and didn't take it to heart at all.Others gathered around, yelling that they were hungry and wanted to eat. Yu Wenzhong sat watching Yang Hao and these people gather materials locally, chop firewood to make a fire, and peel and throw away the roots of plants that were dug up when the land was cleared—like potatoes and sweet potatoes. Cook it in a pot, then call in two wolves, cut the meat in large pieces, add various seasonings and cook until it smells so fragrant that your index finger will move.

There was no cutlery, and an archer graciously handed out arrows, and everyone ate meat and potatoes on skewers.

Yang Hao wore a string full of clothes and handed it to Yu Wenzhong. Yu Wenzhong took it, and several people by the fire laughed.

"We pigs are so considerate! Pass all the food to our mouths, we singles are so jealous!"

"Whoever wants to treat me like this, I will marry him too!"

"Just like you, you look like a shoehorn..."

"I don't like you either! I'm a shoehorn, and you're a big face!"

Yu Wenzhong looked at the faces of the two people, and it was really appropriate, so he smiled, and one of them looked at him and said: "My mother said that the better the face, the darker the heart, look, Yu Wenzhong is laughing at your faces." ! My heart is so dark!"

When Yang Hao heard this, he looked over worriedly. Yu Wenzhong smiled back at him, and took out a bottle of wine from his storage bag: "I went to look for Yao Mozi just now, and he gave me a bottle of good wine, saying that I'm really dark-hearted." Drink it!" After speaking, he handed the bottle to Yang Hao, and Yang Hao drank it really good, mellow and fragrant, and praised: "Good wine! Here!" Passed it to the next one.

A certain person who said he had a dark heart stared at it, but the others really didn't hand it to him, and immediately became anxious.

"Don't! If you don't give me a drink, I'll be black!"

Yang Hao smiled: "It's useless to tell us, you have to beg that unscrupulous person."

"Brother Black Heart..." He looked eagerly at Yu Wenzhong, Yu Wenzhong let out a "hum", he immediately changed his words, and imitated the tone of the MM of the pro-guard team: "Brother Yuwen!~! Give me a drink! Brother Yuwen, you It’s not black, but you’re white~ It’s as white as a freshly peeled boiled egg~! Give me some to drink... Ouch! This skin really can’t be seen from close, why is it so thin!? No wonder our pigs are reluctant to let you bask in the sun, it would be a pity if you get tan~! I said! Leave me a bite!!!"

Yu Wenzhong almost died laughing, and almost spit out a mouthful of meat.

The wine bottle happened to pass into the hands of a girl, she protected the bottle and asked, "Brother Yuwen, do you want to give it to him?"

That person immediately learned again: "Brother Yuwen~! Give it, give it!"

Yu Wenzhong nodded hurriedly, unable to hold on any longer, this treasure amused everyone, and became more and more happy when he saw him nodding, twisting his buttocks and walking over to get the wine bottle, Yang Hao laughed out of breath, and finally finished the string The meat skewers couldn't be held firmly and fell back into the pot.

After a picnic was finished with laughter, Yu Wenzhong’s pig-like life philosophy contained a truth of “sleep when you are full”. go home.Fearing that other people would make fun of him if they found out, Yang Hao was talking about going back to work. Along the way, he thought of Yu Wenzhong's more and more common smile, and kept laughing silly.

When night fell, when Yang Hao came back, Yu Wenzhong, who had had enough sleep, dragged him to salvage "seafood" with him regardless of whether he was tired or not.

There are quite a lot of players on the beach, Yu Wenzhong remembered the broken boat, so the two went straight to the broken boat.

Fortunately, there is an NPC with him, otherwise Yang Hao would not want to stand on it.The two NPCs were standing on one side and the other on the right, and they even brought the magic lamp they just bought.

I don't know which legal system player invented this kind of lamp. It doesn't consume fuel, but consumes the user's mana. Wherever you put it, it will always be suspended there, unless the wind blows it away.

Yang Hao tied the rope to the lamp, and the illuminated deck was finally less intrusive.

Yu Wenzhong stopped and walked on the deck, only to see some dim light flying out from the palm of his hand, Yang Hao watched inexplicably.

Yu Wenzhong said: "Give me back the mana, it consumes a lot!"

Yang Hao slapped him and asked, "What are you doing?"

"The monsters in the sea are powerful, make a barrier to protect you, keep going back."

"Oh……"

What do you mean, Yang Hao didn't understand.Facts have proved that Yu Wenzhong was very predictable. When the enchantment was still a little bit short, the waves on the east side of the ship suddenly became bigger and bigger, and it seemed that something big was coming under the black waves——Yang Hao's charm + 8 pants appeared again It worked!

Yu Wenzhong hastened to complete the work. Once the magic circle was composed, there were very beautiful cyan magic patterns flowing around the entire hull, like a big glass-topped ball, which contained the boat, and returned to calm after about ten seconds. .

The sound in the water seemed to be a big monster, Yang Hao asked nervously: "How long will the barrier last?"

Yu Wenzhong said: "This can only be used for two hours. If you use the magic stone to set it, it will always exist as long as it is not destroyed. Try the effect today. I want to get a large one in the Tower of Babel. It would be great if it really works. "

"Wow!"

A super big tentacle was raised in the water, and the water splashes that were raised made a waterfall!