Pick up an orc

Chapter 19 There was no toilet paper in prehistoric times

Night fell quickly, and the rain that had just stopped for a day began to fall again. Hill said that the torrential rain would continue for more than ten days, and then the dry season was coming.

There are no four seasons in this world, it is hot all year round, rainy season half year and drought half year.Although the environment is harsh, many animals and plants have survived in such a harsh natural environment and have adapted to such nature.

Apart from a large number of foreign documents in the cave, there are no other entertainment facilities, so it is inevitable to be a bit boring at night.To pass the time, Lu Yuan flipped through "King Lear".But his English is not very good, and it is somewhat difficult to read, so he had to give up.I wanted to amuse Tuantuan, but the little boy was sleepy, curled up in a ball and ignored people at night, which disappointed him.

It wasn't until Hill cleaned up the dishes that the two chatted to pass the boring time. Lu Yuan asked many questions about the world, and Hill patiently answered them one by one.

While answering various questions, he took out two rolls of leather of different textures, some linen, scissors, and needlework, and started to work: "Flying Dragon's shoes are too big, they may not fit you well, I will make you a new pair Yes." Hill showed a bright smile, and held up the scissors to wipe the ground and cut a few times, the action was quite cute: "I will also change your clothes, thank you for having such an ingenious partner, otherwise you will have to keep naked Bare feet!"

Lu Yuan hugged his knees and watched him nimbly sewing shoes, thinking: such a cute child, how could Feilong be willing to leave him alone?

After chatting nonsense for a long time, Lu Yuan started to feel sleepy and yawned again and again.Seeing this, Hill quickly made the bed considerately, maybe because he was too tired from the journey before, Lu Yuan fell asleep not long after lying down.

When I woke up the next day, there were new folded clothes and a pair of shoes next to the pillow. Hill was not there, and Tuantuan lay on the side and stared at him with round eyes.

"Tuantuan, good morning!" Lu Yuan smiled and kissed Tuantuan on the forehead.The little thing wagged its tail and joyfully climbed onto his chest, licking his eyes, nose and mouth all over.

"Naughty boy, it's full of saliva, it's so itchy." Lu Yuan complained pretending to be angry while wiping the saliva off his face.

Maybe because he was afraid that Lu Yuan would be unhappy, the little thing didn't dare to lick him anymore, instead he pushed his chin with his little furry head.He turned over and hugged the little guy in his arms. It's only been a few days, and Tuantuan has grown up a lot.Although it still looks like a kitten, its limbs are strong, its hair is smooth and soft, and it has begun to show its predatory instinct.

Tuantuan's eyes are very pure green, even in the daytime they can shine like emeralds, looking at those eyes, I always feel that they will suck people into them.

Lu Yuan suddenly remembered something, he got up and rummaged through his backpack.On the day the male orc's body was found, the little guy took back a string of necklaces, and the beads on it were exactly the same color as his eyes.

"Found it!" Lu Yuan beckoned, and the little guy ran over obediently.

The necklace consists of seven emerald green gemstones, the middle three are slightly larger, and the two sides are strung with smaller ones.On both sides of the gemstone, there are two long teeth. The stone and the broken teeth have been carefully polished to make a necklace.Lu Yuan compared the necklace with the little thing's eyes, they were exactly the same.

So he tied the necklace around Tuantuan's neck, and touched its small head: "It's very similar to your eyes, as if it was specially made for you."

The string of necklaces obviously made Tuan Tuan uncomfortable, so it scratched and pulled it with its paws while whining.

"Early in the morning, there is a lot of affection. There should be a rule for you to prohibit making out indoors." Hill came in with a smile on his hands, and Lu Yuan quickly went to help set the table.

The golden pancakes are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the fragrant fruit porridge has a sweet and sour fragrance, plus a few dishes of side dishes.This breakfast was light and refreshing, just like Lu Yuan's taste, and Hill also thoughtfully made boiled fish fillets for Tuantuan alone, and the little things wagged their tails.

"I'm going to go out after dinner. It's safe around here. You can go out for a walk, but don't go too far." Hill stuffed the pancakes into his mouth a few times, and took a few more mouthfuls of porridge: "Bowl chopsticks Please pack it up, and bring your weapon with you when you go out."

Seeing him packing up his things and hurriedly leaving, Lu Yuan quickly grabbed him: "Where are you going, are you coming back?"

"Don't worry, I won't leave you alone." Seeing Lu Yuan's worried face, the prince smiled and said, "I've been away for four days. I went home to visit my mother, and I'll be back in a day or two."

"Can I go with you?" Someone looked at him eagerly.

Hill sighed, shook his head and said, "Our family is very repulsive to outsiders, and all foreigners will be killed when they enter the territory." He paused and said, "So Feilong has been living alone, and we have never been able to live together in a fair manner."

When talking about Feilong, the prince's eyes showed that kind of grief again, which made Lu Yuan feel sad: "Sorry, I don't know..."

"It's okay, I'll be back in two days at the most, take care of my house for me, and wait for Feilong to come back." After he finished speaking, he took off the necklace with copper coins hanging from his neck: "Feilong is cautious, if he doesn't believe you, you will Show him this coin."

The copper coin was polished very brightly. It was an ancient Chinese coin, and it should have been given to Hill by Feilong.He carefully collected the copper coins and said to the prince, "Then be careful on the road and come back early."

The prince nodded with a smile, and said: "Your trousers are too thick, and they are not easy to dry when wet. I made you a suit. You can try it later." Some food and water ready to go.Before leaving, he was worried, and ordered a lot of precautions, asking Lu Yuan to pay attention to safety and be careful.

After Hill left, Lu Yuan suddenly felt a lot calmer. Fortunately, Tuantuan was by his side all the time, so it wasn't too difficult.

But soon, he finds himself facing a huge problem!

Lu Yuan felt a pain in his abdomen and urgently needed to go to the bathroom.He clutched his stomach and searched for toilet paper in his backpack, only to find an empty package.

"Fuck! The toilet paper is just for you to wipe your ass!" Lu Yuan asked for a large size, but Tuantuan used up the last bit of toilet paper.

He gave the little thing a hard look, and the little thing tilted his head innocently, wondering why he offended Lu Yuan.He clutched his stomach, only hearing the sound of gurgling inside, and his face was flushed from holding back.It sounds indecent, but he hasn't had a tuba since he came to this world.In the morning, I ate fruit porridge to help digestion, and now I feel all kinds of discomfort, what do I need...

Paper, toilet paper!Lu Yuan frantically rummaged through the stone room for toilet paper, but apart from those books and blueprints, there were no more paper products.His head was covered with cold sweat, his eyes moved from the book to the blueprint, and then from the blueprint to the book... No, Hill would have killed any one he used.

Doesn't this flying dragon go to the toilet? Why doesn't it even have toilet paper!

Lu Yuan was about to howl, but his physical needs forced him not to think too much, so he took a small shovel and ran outside into the forest.

After a while of kindness, I feel refreshed, but the lack of toilet paper is the biggest crisis in history.As a last resort, he had to wipe it with leaves a few times. Although he chose soft leaves, his butt was still very uncomfortable.

Hill said that this place is all toilets except for the cave... as long as it is buried with soil after school, Lu Yuan lamented his fate while shoveling the soil.

A good college student, now reduced to digging pits and pooping like a kitten...

Finally satisfying his physical needs, Lu Yuan turned around and found Tuantuan squatting behind, staring straight at him.

"What are you looking at, be careful of being smoked to death." Lu Yuan smiled, hugged Tuantuan, and squeezed its belly: "Be careful of needle eyes." Of course, Tuantuan didn't know what a needle eye was, it yelled happily , kept throwing himself on Lu Yuan.

Seeing the little thing staring at the sky, staring at the limbs and acting like a baby with himself, he couldn't help laughing: "I really envy you, you don't need to wipe your butt, it's very convenient." Lu Yuan sighed, and wiped the chrysanthemum with leaves It's really uncomfortable, so I might as well take a bath.Thinking of this, he strode towards the river.

The pool water under the waterfall gathered and flowed out, forming a clear shallow river, which meanders towards the depths of the forest.The river is about three to four meters wide and one meter deep at most, and many small fish swim between the cracks in the rocks.Lu Yuan became playful, stripped off and plopped into the water.

The cold river water drove away the heat in an instant, and he waved to Tuantuan: "Little thing, come here!"

But Tuantuan, who was always obedient, didn't run towards Lu Yuan this time, he stopped a meter or two away from the river bank, and lay down on his stomach.Are cats afraid of water?Lu Yuan suddenly had the idea of ​​playing a prank. He picked up the icy river water with both hands and threw it at Tuan Tuan.

"Aw!" Tuantuan screamed, and disappeared into the forest with a whoosh.After a while, the little guy poked his head out from behind the bushes in fear, and looked warily at Lu Yuan who couldn't straighten up with laughter.

"Don't be angry, come here." He waved to the little thing, but it still refused to come over: "Hey, I won't mess with you, don't be angry, okay?" Lu Yuan had no choice but to climb up from the water and go to hug Tuantuan.Seeing him standing up covered in water, the little guy ran away with a flick of his tail.

"Don't run, come back soon." Lu Yuan shouted while chasing after him, not caring about getting dressed, since he came here, he has run around naked several times.

The little thing ran into the forest, but was finally caught by Lu Yuan. He pinched Tuantuan's belly so hard that the little thing yelled, "Will you run or not, naughty ghost."

"Woo..." The little thing whined like a whine, and curled its paws in front of its chest, as if to say forgive me.Seeing this pitiful look, Lu Yuan's heart also softened, he stroked its fur lightly: "I'm just joking with you, I won't bully you again, okay?"

After speaking, he kissed the little guy, this kiss revived the downcast Tuan Tuan just now, he stretched out his tongue to lick Lu Yuan's lips.

"Drool!" Lu Yuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, why did this little guy like to kiss himself so much that his face was covered with saliva.

Suddenly remembering that the pants were still by the river, Lu Yuan returned from the original road and found many berries along the way.Among them, the fruits on a herbaceous plant are particularly attractive. The fruits are small, but all of them are tender and plump, dripping red.

Lu Yuan squatted down, tempted by the fragrance, he picked a few and put them in his mouth, but it was not as delicious as he had imagined.The fruit smelled delicious but tasted very light, with only a slight sweetness, which disappointed him: "Let's go, take your pants, and pick wild berries later!" The taste of wild berries is much better than this. Too many, he hugged Tuan Tuan, ready to go to the river to get the jeans.

After walking a few steps, a burst of dizziness struck, Lu Yuan felt his legs go limp and fell down.Fortunately, Tuantuan jumped down before he hit the ground, so he was not crushed.

How is this going?Lu Yuan panicked, he tried to get up, but he couldn't move his limbs.As if the strength of his body had been drained, Lu Yuan lay on the grass like a puddle of soft mud.

Damn it, there was something wrong with the fruit just now!Lu Yuan thought angrily, but he couldn't change the current situation.Tuantuan yelled at him a few times, biting his fingers and trying to drag him up, but Lu Yuan couldn't even speak now.The little thing circled around Lu Yuan a few times, screaming anxiously.

Suddenly, it found the small tightly closed hole behind Lu Yuan, out of curiosity, it pressed it with its paw.The small pads on his paws pressed back and forth on his back hole, Lu Yuan snorted, and wanted to curse, but he couldn't speak.

Tuantuan withdrew his paws, leaned forward to sniff, then stuck out his tongue and licked it...

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