Silver Theorem

The sky is blue, and so is the sea... The smoke on the island has cleared, but there is a strange atmosphere on board the SUNNY.

Every member of the Straw Hat Pirates seems to have something to say, but they don't seem to know where to start. In this case, the boss spoke,

Luffy: "Are you really from the Whitebeard Pirates? Then do you know Ace? He is my brother~"

Mia was very excited after hearing this question: "Brother Ace~Of course I know him, I like him the most~"

At this time, everyone in the straw hats except Luffy thought: Ace... brother?cold……

Luffy: "Oh, that's it~" Turning to the straw hats: "This guy belongs to the Whitebeard Pirates, I have already proved it!"

Straw Hats (angry): "You think too simply!"

Nami (holding her forehead): "... Well, let's ignore that 'Brother Ace' (Khan), let's assume that you are really the one of the Whitebeard Pirates... the Minister of Intelligence, then why are you Will be chased by the navy on this remote island?"

Mia didn't seem to be hiding anything, and her expression changed from the idiot-like expression when she mentioned Ace just now to a resentful look: "Ah~~ I also want to know the reason! I really don't know which bastard is with the navy It’s a secret, the navy has never known the whereabouts of this lady! TMD, if I find that guy, I will definitely [BI——] first, then [BI——], and finally let him [BI——] BI——], until [BI——]【BI——]..."

Facing the endless silence, the Straw Hats confirmed one thing while sweating profusely—this guy capsized in the gutter.

The one who interrupted Mia's silenced bombing was Robin, who had always reacted relatively low-key: "Even if what you said is true, why didn't you fight those navies and just ran away? You...should be very strong?"

Luffy: "That's right, you stepped on Zoro's foot~"

Zhuo Luo (depressed): "Don't mention it again!" After seeing Mia's true face, Zhuo Luo no longer has the idea of ​​"seeking justice". Women argue.

Usopp: "Well, it's also from the Whitebeard Pirates..."

After hearing these words, Mia showed a look of being in the middle of her arms, and proudly shook her long silver hair: "Listen well, you guys, that's because since my lady's 'going into the sea', although It is the top reward target of the world government, but it has not been grasped by the government so far, because this lady, hehe, the strongest stunt is ~ perfect disguise!" Specially emphasized the word "perfect", and then glanced at the straw hat Seeing the surprised expressions of some people in the crowd, Mia continued: "However, this lady is appearing in real body today. In order to prevent them from discovering her real appearance, that's why I didn't confront them head-on. In terms of strength, As you said, that kind of small miscellaneous fish..." Mia said and stretched out her index finger: "I can handle it with one finger."

Mia, who thought she spoke very handsomely, was proud of herself, but she didn't pay attention to the helpless or smirking expressions of the two women in the straw hats.

Nami: "...Let me tell you, you haven't been grasped by the government. Even if your current appearance is exposed, you can act in disguise

Already... use your that or something, 'Perfect Disguise'. "

The cold wind passing over the side of the ship...

Mia: "...No, no matter what, the real body is important~~ that, although I only show my real body in front of the Whitebeard Pirates and certain people, in fact, even I Few of my companions know my real identity, all in all, I value my real appearance very much, no matter what, I am also a beautiful girl..."

Usopp & Franky & Robin & Nami's heart: This is the tragedy of the profession...

The two people in the non-staff atmosphere:

Luffy: "Perfect disguise! So terrible~"

Chopper: "Oh~~One finger! So awesome~"

At this time, Brook's gloomy voice, who had been ignored for a while in the corner, came:

"No...it's nothing at all, the really scary thing about her is not here..."

Usopp: "Oh! Scared me to death... Speaking of which, Brook, what happened to you, you have been by ORZ since just now."

Brooke: "Ah... I don't want to recall..."

On the other side, Nami still doesn't trust Mia very much, not to mention what the sudden beautiful girl's intentions are, just because she stepped on Zoro first and then petrified Brooke, it is enough to show that she is definitely not an ordinary person.At this time, I felt that I seemed to have the upper hand, so I took advantage of the situation and asked:

"Also, why do you tell us so much, shouldn't intelligence personnel give priority to confidentiality?"

Unexpectedly, this question made Mia, who had been despised in terms of IQ just now, regain her confidence: "Ah~ because it's your Straw Hat Pirates, I know you better than you yourself~" After finishing speaking, an expression appeared on her face. A sly smile, this smile is no stranger to the Straw Hats. Although they have only been in contact with it for more than ten minutes, they have already deeply realized what this smile means when it appears on the face of the girl in front of them...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" A ghostly scream (it was indeed a ghostly scream...) 'shocked' everyone present, and Brooke then said in a trembling voice:

"That's it, it's too scary~"

Zhuo Luo: "I said, what the hell did you do? You've been in a state of nervousness since just now. Did that woman do anything to you?"

Sanji (heart and heart): "Mia-chan, my love, have you been paying attention to me? I'm really flattered~~"

Brook: "No, Sanji-kun, she knows you to the point of horror..."

Luffy (excited): "Really? Really? Then who is my mother, tell me, I've always wanted to know~"

Robin (interested): "That's interesting, and I want to see how much you know about my dark past."

Frankie: "Then, count me in."

Chopper (happy): "Me too~"

Usopp: "...Why do I feel like you are going to tell a fortune..."

Brooke (wailing): "Everyone~don't try~~"

Nami: "...I seem to have a bad feeling..."

Mia cleared her throat. Now everyone in the straw hats, except Brooke, was lined up in front of her. To Brooke, this scene was like a wolf facing a group of lambs at its disposal...

Mia: "Do you really want to hear it? Well, first of all, Luffy, although I know the answer to your question, but WT won't let it go, so I don't dare to say it. It's not good if you get NETABARE. "

Luffy: "Okay, tell me where that WT is, and I'll beat him up!"

A certain cat drifted past: "I advise you not to do this... alive..."

Usopp: "F, Franky, I seem to have seen a strange creature just now..."

Frankie: "Huh? I didn't see it, you must be dazzled."

Zhuo Luo: "What are you so enthusiastic about, that little girl is just playing tricks."

Mia (smiling): "Hehe, Zhuo Luosang, I finally found a chance... You seem to be dismissive of women. Is it because you lost to girls when you were young?"

Other Straw Hats: "Hey!! Really? Zoro?"

Zhuo Luo (blushing, depressed): "You, how do you know!"

Brooke (grievous): "Ah... the second victim..."

A certain cat drifted past again: "Everyone recall, Zhuo Luo really never told anyone about his past."

Usopp: "Franky, the strange creature..."

Frankie: "Now is not the time to talk about this, this guy is really not so accurate~"

Usopp (Khan): "Are you really going to tell a fortune teller!?"

After stimulating the green algae, Mia walked to Franky, Chopper, Robin, Nami, and Sanji, and whispered to them one by one...

Usopp, who quickly withdrew after seeing the horror of the green algae, turned to Brook,

Usopp: "By the way, what did she do to you?"

Brooke: "...you, really want to hear it? Well then, Brooke player, clack clack clack..."

Usopp's heart: It's over, has he been stimulated to be stupid...

Brook: "Brooke saw the face of a beautiful lady under the cloak of the visitor, so without thinking, she said, 'Pretty lady, can I see your panties?'..."

Usopp (Khan): "Okay, you go on..."

Brook: "Then that beautiful lady, ah, Mia-san standing there, said to poor Brook, 'Brooke of the Straw Hat Pirates, if you say that again, be careful I'll beat you to pieces, Although you have neither body nor skin', that's it, OVER, hehe..."

Usopp (Han): "This... I can understand your feelings... Uh ah!!" The sudden shout was because, the moment Usopp turned his head, he saw a row of ORZ-shaped companions , the tragic situation reminds me of the terrible experience of total annihilation on the "horror ship", and I survived again, is it true that RP is better...

Franky (ORZ): "5555...for the first time in my life, being seen through like this...555..."

Chopper (ORZ): "The outside world is really scary..."

Sanji (ORZ): "Mia-chan, I'm really glad that you care about me so much, but... you don't have to say such things... (sob)"

Nami (ORZ): "..."

Robin was nowhere to be seen.

Usopp: "Where's Robin?"

Mia: "Hiding in the shadow over there."

Usopp (Waterfall Khan): "It's scary..."

Mia: "Hahaha~~~This is the power of intelligence!"

Nami (ORZ looked up): "What the hell information! It's gossip!" From Nami's slightly red cheeks, one can basically infer what Mia told her...

Luffy: "Hahaha, what's wrong with everyone, cheer up~"

Mia (close to Luffy): "Hehe, Luffy-chan seems to be too energetic, why don't you let me tell you some interesting things..."

Straw Hats (sad and angry): "Shut up!!"

Mia: "Oh, it seems that everyone has recovered~"

Straw Hats: "..."

Mia: "It was just a joke just now, please don't take it too seriously~"

Straw Hats: "That's right, it's not you who got hurt..."

Mia: "Okay, okay, to express my apologies, I'll make dinner for the meeting later, my cooking skills are top-notch~ Anyway, we will be together for a long time in the future, let's get along well~"

Nami recovering from the disturbed state (a certain cat: Romance of the Three Kingdoms 11 is a very fun game, public: don’t spit out such a niche in front of readers here): "Wait a minute, do you mean you want to stay? Why, isn't it safer for you to go back to the Whitebeard Pirates when your identity is exposed?"

Mia (cat face): "That's... for many, many reasons... My ship has been overturned by the navy, and there is no way to go to the village or back to the store..."

Nami (angry): "Answer people's questions well! Don't think we really want to be with you!"

Robin's voice came from the shadows: "Heh, because I want to play outside..."

Mia: "Yes, yes, if you go back, you will definitely be overprotected because your identity is exposed~ As expected of Sister Robin~"

Robin (with all dark attributes): "Don't be so intimate—"

Mia wiped her sweat, is she really still angry... Did she go too far...

Nami: "Stop kidding, why sacrifice our privacy rights for all of us to satisfy your personal desires? Go down, get the hell out of here now!"

Luffy: "Well~ well~ Nami, why are you so angry, this guy is very interesting, and he knows who my mother is..."

Nami: "LU... Luffy... this super idiot!!" After speaking, she turned her head away with a blushing face.

Brook: "In short, due to Miss Mia's arrival, the Straw Hat Pirates fell into an unprecedented panic. After all, is she an undercover agent sent by the Great Route Gossip Magazine? Please listen to the next chapter to explain, I am Brook, yo Alive~"

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Usopp: "Okay, what do you say now?"

Mia (scratching her head): "Oh~ Even I, I didn't expect it to turn out like this... Ah, by the way, we'd better get out of here quickly, the navy chasing me just now seemed to say something about reinforcements of……"

Zoro: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

In this crisis of life and death——

Luffy seemed to see something in the distance: "What is that... a ship?"

Usopp (surprised): "Could it be that the Navy has..."

Zoro (holding a knife): "Today is really troublesome."

Luffy: "No, wait a minute, that's..." Luffy said so, his eyes gradually brightened.

As the incoming ship approached, the straw hats who had recovered from the blow and those who hadn't fully recovered all turned their eyes to the direction Luffy was looking at...

Nami: "No way..."

Usopp: "I will never forget today..."

Zoro: "Really, it's a troublesome day that can't be any more troublesome."

Sanji was about to light a cigarette, but his hands trembled a little.Joe's mouth is wide open, Brooke's jaw is long...

Robin came out of the darkness (...): "That flag can't be wrong, it's the Red Hair Pirates."

-tobe or nottobe-

--------------------------------------SilverChannel----------- -------------------

Usopp & Franky: "SilverChannel~"

(The curtain opens)

Usopp: "OHASilver! I am the host Captain Usopp, and this is my assistant Franky."

Frankie: "Hi everyone."

Usopp: "Today is the memorable first episode of SliverChannel~"

Frankie: "Yes, yes, who would have thought that the author would actually update? I am so happy today!"

Usopp: "That's right, I thought the two of us would definitely be hidden by the snow... Well, let's not talk about this, let's talk about the first chapter."

Frankie: "..."

Usopp: "What's the matter, Franky? Are you out of Coke?"

Frankie: "No... just thinking of a certain part of the plot of the first chapter..."

Usopp: "Uh, well, well, a top-notch host shouldn't bring personal feelings into the show, have you forgotten the lessons learned by Xiaoshen ○?"

Frankie: "You're right, bro."

Usopp: "... Let's talk about the heroine. Well, how should I put it (take out the big photo), in terms of image, it is indeed unprecedented in the OP, and there will be no one in the future. Well, it's a pity, readers Friends can't see, that, what does she look like, it's really that..."

Franky: "Because the host is too artistic, sometimes I don't know what words to use to describe this situation, haha, right, Usopp..."

Usopp: "Well, from what you've said..."

Franky: "So at this time, the most innocent people will give the most obvious description. Please invite the friendly intruder Straw Hat Luffy"

(Luffy mechanically enters)

Luffy: "Well, ahem... What about Mia's appearance... (seems a little nervous) Oh, yes (takes out a note from somewhere, and reads it word by word) it's just shutting down. Moon Shame Flower, like fish and wild goose, is 100 times prettier than Nami, I'm done, thank you."

(Luffy teleports)

Usopp: "Hey, Luffy, wait... (wiping sweat) That, the above is just the personal opinion of the intruder, and has nothing to do with this show... Ah, Nami, you, listen to me, you take the weather What are you doing!!"

Franky: "Brother, it seems that SUPER is not good, let's flash it~"

Usopp: "Ah, yes, (speaking twice as fast) Everyone, see you next time, BYE~ pinch~"

Frankie: "If there is a next issue..."

(curtain ends)

Backstage--

Luffy: "I read it as you wrote, according to the agreement, you can cook barbecue for me~ (drool)"

Mia (who else is there besides her): "Well, be good~ wait, it will be ready in a while, and you can eat it directly roasted with lightning..."