Your AI is online

Three years or life imprisonment?

This is a serious question.

Ayumi looked at the scary Mr. Ghost with teary eyes, and didn't understand why such a good-looking person had such a vicious heart, caring about children, and having no virtue as an adult at all.

Of course it is because Osamu Dazai is also a minor, he is still a child, so why can't he care about it stingily, Ling Ling, who is super protective of shortcomings, thinks confidently.

"I'm sorry, big brother." Conan took a deep breath, switched to actor mode, and said in a child's tone: "We didn't break in on purpose, because this house has not been lived in for a long time, and everyone said it was a ghost room. We just wanted to take a look."

"This is not a reason to break into a private house." Osamu Dazai shook his finger, "I am very angry, big brother, and the consequences will be serious."

"Wow, is Mr. Phantom going to eat us?" Ayumi wiped her tears, "I'm very thin, I don't eat well..."

Ayumi cannot be blamed for her misjudgment.

The eerie haunted house, the dusty floor, the strange man who suddenly cheated on the corpse, and the BGM of horror movies that seemed to be there all made her brain tense, and her impression of non-human beings was deeply ingrained.

Quietly touched Lingling Shen who turned on the music player, she stood in the center of the screen and whistled with her eyes upward, quietly covering the progress bar of the background music of the chainsaw behind her.

"Well, that being said, I'm a little hungry." Osamu Dazai showed a nasty smile, and looked at Ayumi: "You are very thin, but isn't there a little fat guy here? Let him stay, and I will let you go How about going?"

"Hey!" Mitsuhiko gasped, did he really come?How can there be such a bad adult!

"I, I don't taste good either..." Yuan Tai said with a choked voice, her voice gradually turning into tears.

That's enough, stay up in the middle of the night and play ghost stories about evil wizards and children. They have to go to school tomorrow. Have you finished your homework?

Call and criticize the teachers of Didan Primary School, why don't you assign more homework?What to do if the bear makes trouble, it is probably because there is not enough homework, let's learn about the advanced version of the elementary school Olympiad.

It is indeed their fault to break into other people's homes without permission. Conan thought about the morning Mao Lilan said that he would take time to visit his new neighbors, and he brought the topic back to the right track: "I am Conan Edogawa who lives nearby. Is your brother free tomorrow? Uncle I want to treat you to dinner."

Conan pointed to the window, "It's the Maori Detective Agency nearby, which can be regarded as our apology to Big Brother."

"Detective agency?" Osamu Dazai deliberately asked, "Are you detectives? That's amazing."

"That's right, we are the omnipotent young detective team!" Yuan Tai patted his chest confidently, "Big brother can come to us for any commission."

"It's amazing," Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "As expected of the famous boy detective team, the technique of breaking into private houses is quite good."

That's enough, why is this guy so bad.Conan showed speechless eyes, and he pulled Yuanta's sleeve, "If you don't go back, the adults will find out, let's go."

"By the way, do you have any food taboos or allergies, big brother?" Before leaving, Conan asked politely. He thought Osamu Dazai would politely say no. Who would have thought that this strange young man would be lost in thought.

There are too many things to avoid.

Ling Ling took out her own notebook from her pocket: the crabs only need to be fresh from Hokkaido, the steak garnishes only need Damascus roses, the porridge water must be the lotus leaf dew collected in the early morning of the day...

To put it simply, Osamu Dazai is treated as Princess Dioni is treated.

Being rich is so capricious.

"It's all right, I don't choose." After pondering, Osamu Dazai reluctantly said that he had eaten for two days and had no takeaway, and he really didn't want to be sent to the hospital because of waste oil.

Zero Zero is just an innocent electronic program. You can't count on AI to cook. At most, she can provide enough reliable recipes, but Osamu Dazai is a hidden killer in the kitchen.

"Add 23.7 grams of salt to 102.5 grams of water, stir with a glass rod until it is completely melted, then add the treated livestock meat, heat it at high temperature for 23 minutes, then take it out..."

Ling Ling recited the recipes like memorizing the instructions, and Osamu Dazai, who was recommended to buy a beaker, griddle, glass rod, electronic balance, and measuring cylinder, thought he was doing some esoteric biochemical experiment.

The rice made in this way is rice without soul!Shut up you inhuman artificial retard.

The really inhuman Ling Ling scratched his head, and projected the TOP10 favorite recipes of housewives for him according to Osamu Dazai's request. The two of them faced the words "a little", "appropriate amount" and "full portion" on the screen together in silence.

Too precise like a biochemical experiment, too rough like Party A's request, why do you think cooking is so difficult?

"I'd better eat takeaway." Osamu Dazai dropped the beaker in his hand, and ordered two children's meals for M Ji with great hatred.

Don't get me wrong, both of them belong to him, and Lingling only has her Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles.

It was rare for someone to treat guests, and the style of Mafia's cadre candidates was unappealing. Dazai Osamu did not hesitate to abandon his once extremely picky self, and readily agreed to the invitation of the Mori family to cook a meal.

The next day, Mao Lilan, who got a new neighbor to be a guest, bought vegetables and went home early, and Mao Li Xiaogoro, who was able to have a hearty meal with him, was already drunk before the meal was served.

"I, I said, that guy is definitely not innocent," the tall man occupied the entire sofa with a big grin, and said with his tongue out, "That house was lived in ten years ago, and the original occupant was an elderly grandma. .”

Conan had a vague impression of this. He recalled it for a long time before he found an old lady in gray clothes with a hunched back from his memory. He asked curiously, "Uncle, why do you say that he is not innocent?"

"Brat, don't interrupt your lord...Grandma has lived alone for a long time, and her son only visits her once in a few months,"

Mori Kogoro raised his head and drank a big gulp of beer, "Later, my grandma passed away at home, and her son listed the house on the stock exchange, but it never sold."

"Why? The location here should be okay." Conan asked.

Mihua Town is the residence of the famous mystery novelist Kudo Yusaku and the international actress Kudo Yukiko and his wife. It is still a school district house, so it should not worry about not being able to sell it.

"I heard that it was her son's problem. He offended many people in his business, and the buyer was afraid of being avenged." Mori Kogoro tried to recall, "In short, the house has been idle for a long time."

However, two days ago, that strange young man moved into this famous dilapidated house without a sound. Nothingness.

"Either, he is an idiot who doesn't understand anything and bought a dilapidated house by mistake, or he has some ulterior connection with Grandma's family."

Mori Kogoro shook the beer bottle in his hand, and said in a confident detective voice, "He must be innocent!"

"Dad, why are you drinking too much again?" Mao Lilan walked to the living room with the food, and complained helplessly, "Don't speak ill of others behind their backs, what should I do if I am misunderstood by others?"

"No, nothing." Mori Kogoro waved his hands drunkenly, "We're on the third floor, so he can't hear you."

Sorry, he heard it, the powerful AI with 360-degree automatic monitoring is online in real time.

Lingling put on two mustaches on himself, and stood solemnly on the screen: "Ahem, this is Kogoro, a sleeping detective! Today I will bring you a talk show: 'Hugh and others are innocent', thank you, audience friends Applause, thank you."

"Papa papa", the only audience member Osamu Dazai applauded, sitting on a small bench and listening to Mr. Ling Ling talking about cross talk.

Lingling is really amazing and dedicated.

She is a high-end cosplayer who can change her hair color and eye color with one click, saving the money to buy fake hair and colored contact lenses for special effects, and can also make herself grow ten millimeters taller out of thin air, leaving her in Nakahara, Yokohama. Tears of envy.

Holding two mustaches and a red bow tie cos Kogoro Mori and Conan Edogawa, they danced around in circles, one of them played two roles and talked about double-mouth comics, and vividly told Osamu Dazai about the detective's curiosity (commonly known as eight Po) and Dazai Osamu's first impression in their hearts.

Not only is it a high imitation in image, but her false voice is also superb, seamlessly connecting between juvenile voices and uncle voices, showing professionalism.

After the retelling, Ling Ling, who was wearing a Mao Lilan hairstyle that was so sharp that it could stab people to death, bowed to the applause, proudly and proudly accepted the master's praise.

"Zero-chan, Sbarasi." Dazai Osamu said sincerely, applauding very much.

He had only known Lingling for more than a dozen days, although Osamu Dazai had been tricked by her again and again, and he had cheated on her several times in turn, but he had to admit that Lingling and himself were in sync with each other like a thunderbolt.

What a mentally retarded program, who can use her so perfectly except him who is smart and quick-witted?I'm afraid it wasn't that he was cheated so that there were no underwear left.

As the owner of human dementia, Osamu Dazai is destined to embark on a wonderful road of love and killing with artificial mental retardation.

You fight against each other, the enemy retreats and we approach, and the enemy flees and fights. The war of human beings surrounding electronic programs is about to start, leaving behind precious images of human beings' early conquest of wild AI.

Zero Zero's selection of Osamu Dazai was not a whim.After careful consideration, she searched all qualified writers in the world and finally selected the one who matched her brain waves the most.

That's right!Those lofty reasons are all bluffing!Ling Ling just took a fancy to Osamu Dazai's manga talent who can't OOC no matter what he does, and his own sand sculpture attribute!

The sand sculptures will attract each other, just like only the substitute messenger can see the substitute messenger!

The harmony of the aura does not need a reason!