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When Sakunosuke Oda walked into Lupin with the newspaper under his arm, he happened to meet Osamu Dazai who asked the boss for a cocktail with dish soap.

This scene is normal for Lupine, and both the boss and Sakunosuke Oda are not surprised.

"Dazai." He raised his hand to greet his friend, "Your new book has received a very good response."

Oda Sakunosuke praised him sincerely. He passed by a coffee shop when he came to Lupin, and saw a woman with short hair and a butterfly hairpin clutching a newspaper and crying loudly while scolding Mr. Tsushima for being a bad person.

Yosano Akiko: What compensation do you get for crying out my old lady's makeup!

"As expected of Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke thought, "His readers will always have very unique reactions."

For example, sending razor blades, Sakunosuke Oda has only received children’s toys and strange housewife suits from readers, but has never received such a creative gift.

Osamu Dazai: I would rather have a housewife suit, and exchange it with you or not?

"Has Oda Saku also watched "Praying"?" Dazai Osamu failed to ask for dish soap, so he had to poke the ice hockey in the cup to vent his anger.

"Well, the writing is very good." Oda Sakunosuke said sincerely, "It makes people want to fall in love."

"As expected of Oda Saku," Osamu Dazai gave a thumbs up, "I said it was a sweet romance novel, I don't understand why they all cried."

"Because readers like the characters in Dazai's works." Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, "For example, the heroine is a calm and powerful character, which is amazing."

"She is a very outstanding woman." Osamu Dazai nodded in agreement.

"Is it Dazai's ideal type?" Oda Sakunosuke asked abruptly.

"Ahem." Osamu Dazai choked on the ice wine, he waved his hand, "I don't have an ideal type, but I love women all over the world fairly."

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai hesitated for a moment, and added under Oda Sakunosuke's subtle eyes: "As long as it's not too shady, it's fine. It would be better if you don't force me to drink bitter gourd juice or rush me to draft." .”

"It sounds like you are surrounded by a woman who likes to drink bitter gourd juice, is serious about urging manuscripts, and has a lively and cheerful personality." Oda Sakunosuke took a sip of wine calmly, "And you quite like her."

"Cough, cough, cough." Osamu Dazai choked harder, he hammered the table twice to calm himself down, "Ori, Odasaku, don't just tell horror stories."

"Really?" Oda Sakunosuke nodded, and he patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder, "Be honest, Dazai, you have been much more lively recently than before."

"Hey! What does this coaxing tone mean?" Osamu Dazai said dissatisfiedly, "Didn't I be lively and cute before?"

Oda Sakunosuke did not answer, he looked calm but looked at Osamu Dazai in a daze.

Lively?cute?It is a word that has nothing to do with Osamu Dazai.

He is a pool of stagnant water without ripples, seemingly clear to the bottom but actually unfathomable, if you step on the air, you will be swallowed by the pool.

Until the day when the gangsters made their debut, Oda Sakunosuke felt that Osamu Dazai was a little different from usual.

The pool of water was deeper than before, but it was no longer so chewy, with cute little bubbles popping up on the surface of the water.

The energy of sand sculptures can be contagious to each other, just like Ling Ling was led bad by Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu was led stupid by her, which is very fair and justified.

Osamu Dazai decided to change the subject, and Odasaku's loving eyes sent a chill down his back.

"Odasaku, I have been enslaved by Mr. Mori." Dazai Osamu said with a cat face on his shoulders, "I will be on a business trip for a year, to South Africa."

"It's far away." Oda Sakunosuke asked in surprise: "Have you packed your luggage? Do you have any heatstroke prevention and mosquito repellent medicine? If the diet is not to your liking, do you want to bring bibimbap sauce?"

"Is Odasaku Mama-san?" Osamu Dazai said feebly, "Although Sister Momiji prepared these for me."

Even though she was tortured to the point of crying by "Prayer", Koyo Ozaki is still a motherly heart. It was the first time for Osamu Dazai to travel far away for so long, and she helped pack the luggage.

In comparison, Scumbag Ogai was very perfunctory, he only gave Osamu Dazai an extra field allowance, and also rejected his small request for a perfect attendance award.

"I just want to get full attendance once, can such a humble wish not come true?" Osamu Dazai cried sadly, and he took away Mori Ogai's black card in a second hand, and was going to spend money abroad in South Africa.

"Don't mention this." Osamu Dazai raised his glass, "Oda Tsukuru, if you don't get drunk tonight, you will see me off. Goodbye to my friends. Peach Blossom Lake is three thousand feet, not as good as a glass of wine to see me off. Goodbye friends."

You are going on a business trip and not going to die, don't drink to make you look like you're windy and cold.

Oda Sakunosuke swallowed the sarcasm in his mouth, and then raised his wine glass.

"Ango's drinking capacity is really bad." A few hours later, Lupin's non-drunk myth Osamu Dazai calmly walked in Yokohama at night with the cold wind blowing.

Oda Sakunosuke went to send Ango Sakaguchi home, and Osamu Dazai walked all the way back to his apartment without turning on the light, lying on his back on the sofa in the dark.

"Come on, Zero-chan!" Dazai Osamu's eyes sparkled in the darkness, "BGM is on!"

Just at noon today, the diamonds earned by "Prayer" were just enough for Dazai to rule ten consecutive times.

There is absolutely no chance for him to publish another work before he goes to South Africa, this will be the tiebreaker!

"Zero-chan, success or failure depends on one move, have you chosen the BGM?" Osamu Dazai was rarely nervous.

Osamu Dazai decided to go to Hunter World after he got the news that the aborigines of Hunter World came to this world, not because he wanted to play holographic online games—well, he admitted that this accounted for 50% of the reason—but Because something went wrong with the mission entrusted to him by Mori Ogai.

Zero Zero pulled out a video from the world database to show Osamu Dazai: A gemstone "Crimson Heart" collected by the old Mafia port was stolen a week ago. Came here Kim Fraser".

In order to escape from being hunted down, this courageous friend resolutely crashed into the gap in the barrier behind Jin Fulishi...

Coincidentally, because he was short, he actually got in.

Kim Fraser was in the state of excitement of "Wow! New world!", and because it took him a lot of thinking to break the barrier, he failed to catch the thief friend whose escape skill was full.

This lucky and unlucky friend fell into the Dark Continent, and encountered the turbulent wind that is very common in the Dark Continent in a blink of an eye. He disappeared in a blink of an eye, and even the corpse could not be found.

Only that gemstone was extraordinarily lucky, and it was brought all the way to the human gathering place by the storm, and the place where it landed was called [Meteor Street].

Such a large gem is particularly conspicuous in the dusty Meteor Street. He picked it up with one hand and put it in his pocket as if nothing had happened.

Look at this proper robber style, no need to guess, like Li

"Krollo Luxilu." Lingling's pointer pointed at the face that lied to the little girl, "It's him who moved the master's gemstone."

Why did the thief classmate not steal other things but catch [Crimson Heart] to steal?Is it because he is an admirer of Kaitou Kidd?

No, it's just because this thief is worth more than others.

Being valuable meant that Osamu Dazai had to take it back to the port of Mafia.

"It's so troublesome." Dazai Osamu wanted to go on strike, and he wanted to travel so far for a mere cadre position. Mori Ogai really deserved to be the number one black-hearted capitalist in Yokohama.

Compared to Mori Ogai, Osamu Dazai felt that he was so gentle and kind. He had never oppressed his employees like this.

Gin & Xia Youjie: Are you serious?Look us in the eyes and say it again?

In short, for this [Crimson Heart], Osamu Dazai must go to the Hunter World.

Different from the BUG ability of the previous [Collecting Style] system, in order not to make Jin Fulis suspicious, Zero Zero will no longer completely stop the time on Dazai Osamu's side, and the speed of the world on both sides will run according to a special algorithm: no matter Dazai Osamu How long Zhi stays in the Hunter World, one day or ten years, this world is fixed in the past year - which is the business trip time agreed by Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu.

Osamu Dazai: Zero sauce, you are too sweet (cover your heart)

He was really touched, but since the speed of time can be manipulated at will, why can't he be given a long vacation of ten or twenty years?

Zero Zero: Cheating Prohibited×

The hunter world is a high-risk level compared to this world. When Lingling said this, a world where everyone is Chuya Chuya appeared in Osamu Dazai's mind.

He killed himself on the spot, it was too scary, even a nightmare would choke to death from such a horrible nightmare.

"Impossible." Ling Ling comforted Osamu Dazai, "Chuya Nakahara's combat effectiveness is also at the top level in the Hunter World."

"It's just that there are so many perverts over there." Ling Lingchunliang said, "It's okay, the master will meet you."

"No, this is not consolation at all, is it?" Osamu Dazai said suspiciously, "Isn't that Mr. Pipiru Ruxixi the only one I have to meet?"

"But the pervert really likes this Mr. Lu Xixi." Lingling said naturally, "Don't be afraid, I didn't mean to say that Mr. Lu Xixi is normal."

There are not many normal people in the hunter world, and everyone is more or less abnormal.

After listening to Zero Zero's introduction, Osamu Dazai suddenly has a full sense of urgency.

Ling Ling would obviously trick him, so he would naturally turn back.But Lingling doesn't have a physical body, and he doesn't feel any sense of rebellion. He has to build a body for Lingling.

Come on, hurt each other!

In the pitch-black room, the music player was slapped one after another. The dynamic beat of "Pure Land of Paradise" resounded throughout Yokohama, and the heads of the three dogs in Heitu jumped up and down with each movement.

Osamu Dazai blew on his fingers a little, and a list of people's names that could be used to pray to gods and Buddhas flashed in his mind, and finally he worshiped Nanmojia-T-Lin Buddha with an extremely pious attitude.

Oufei made a decision and made this one move.

brush!The golden holy light illuminated the surrounding darkness, and the familiar vegetable market symphony was pleasant to the ear. Osamu Dazai opened his eyes, and a card turned his back to him chicly, with a wild and uninhibited posture.

""Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" is really a vivid name, leading people to the paradise where SSR is drawn again and again." Dazai Osamu gave a thumbs up.

He swiped his finger and turned the card over:

【ssr·gypsy witch】

The dimly embroidered tent was filled with incense made of flower petals, dreamcatchers and crystal balls rolled all over the ground, and the cloak woven of silk rose covered the whole body, revealing only a pair of dark star-like black eyes.

The more mysterious it is, the more confusing it is. The silver bracelets are worn on the slender wrists in strings, and the small bells ring in the smoke, telling the fragmented dreams in the distant time.

[SSR Gypsy Witch], comes with the attribute [Gypsy House].

"What is a gypsy house? A divination house?" Osamu Dazai treated the new witch calmly. He had never seen any weird things before, and the mere witch could not shake his iron will at all.

"It's a mobile hut." Lingling shook her head, "Hasn't the master seen it? It's that ultra-fashionable portable space that the protagonist has!"

"Although it's only the size of a low tent," Ling Ling made a gesture, "but it's very useful, especially useful when surviving in the wild."

Osamu Dazai heard Ling Ling say:

Kim Fulishi, a free wave who grows wild in the wild, a human monster, the son of nature, nature is his home, a truly free man who takes the heaven and the earth as his blanket and the earth as his seat.

As a ceiling-level top hunter, Kim Fulishi does not need tents and supplies to survive in the wild, and his painting style is completely different from that of the delicate boy Osamu Dazai.

"Ling Ling, my Superman!" Osamu Dazai figured out the key point, and was moved to tears.

The rice and sauce brought to him by Sister Hongye is now useful. Thanks to black technology, the virgin forest can also be connected to the Internet.

"Gypsies have a tradition of relocation, and are also good at divination and making spices." Lingling gently lifted a corner of the black veil, revealing her bright red lips and snow-white neck.

"So the card itself has a divination bonus effect. In the world of hunters, there is an existence called the Fate Hunter, and some people even have the ability of [prophecy]. It's interesting, right?"

She can calculate the most likely future through big data, so she doesn't care much about the rumored terrifying prophecy ability, but prophecy is undoubtedly the most eye-catching of all superpowers.

Peeking into the future is God's prerogative.

"I'm more interested in guiding the future I imagined than using mystical methods to know the future." Osamu Dazai looked at the little black dog chasing the crystal ball in his mobile phone, and said nonchalantly, "What about prophecy? I am defining the future people."

What a sad, Oedipus-the-King story, with the prophecy terrified and entangled in the determined future.

It is not the future that decides him, but he decides the future.

This is correct.

"Five SSRs." Dazai Osamu was not interested in the prophet, but he was very interested in Zero Zero. He asked curiously and expectantly: "Can Zero Sauce have an entity now?"

"Yes!" Zero Happy raised his hand, "The physical state can last for two days!"

"!" Osamu Dazai's pupils trembled.

what happened?There is still a time limit, and the dog planner is not a human being!Rubbish game, cheating his feelings.

"The physical exchange system is officially open," Lingling bit the word "exchange" heavily, and waved the card pool above his head, "It takes diamonds."

Declined whoring for nothing, please krypton gold.

"Zero-chan, you just told me that Hunter World and our side don't understand the language." Osamu Dazai finally struggled, "Do I have to learn a new language temporarily before submitting?"

"It's okay." Ling Ling waved his hands and said coolly, "With me, what is the master afraid of?"

The little genius who is proficient in 108 kinds of animal languages ​​is omnipotent. She can even speak Arabic, so she is afraid of ghost symbols in the world of hunters?

Who are you underestimating?

Is the language barrier the reason for your delay?nonexistent.

Osamu Dazai, a man who is in the midst of blessings but does not know his blessings, he has no idea what a terrible nightmare it is for a person to be unable to speak the language.

Kim Fulishi left home when he was young and wandered around the rivers and lakes.As a glorious dropout child, he got his hunter certificate very early, and his road to the hunter star test was also smooth, and later he became a world-renowned relic hunter. In terms of knowledge alone, he is not inferior to Youke Xin The bald professor at the university.

Jin has a strong learning ability, but no matter how strong his learning ability is, he cannot quickly master Afrikaans from scratch.

He also doesn't speak English, and unfortunately, no one in the area happens to speak Japanese.

In order to perfectly cover up the fact that he hid his personal wealth here, the grandfather of Mafia in the port was very careful not to hire a native. This cautiousness hurt his friends from other worlds. Jin felt that the world was too unfriendly to him. .

Doesn't it mean that the whole world can speak neon language?That's how it's done in your cartoons, big liar!Bully aliens!

Fortunately, Jin is an excellent survival player in the wild, and the remote island where the birds don't shit is very compatible with him. Jin dug a hole on the spot and settled down calmly.

The intuition of the strengthening department told Jin that there would be another village in the shadow of the willow, and someone would descend from the sky to him on colorful auspicious clouds.

Who~ sent you to my side~

"This..." Osamu Dazai, who was carrying the luggage, pondered the words in his heart, "Is this friend from the Loess Plateau our guide?"

"It's him." The girl holding Osamu Dazai's arm calmly lifted her hood, and her long hair like a waterfall fell on the cloak woven of silk and vine.

Strange classical charm pervades the exquisite black gold embroidery pattern and the hanging tassels. The faint smell of rosemary reveals the mysterious and ancient atmosphere.

Like most girls, Ling Ling prefers the newly drawn SSR. It just so happens that the clothing taste of Hunter World is more retro and casual.

I have to say that she made the right choice.

Seeing her incompatible style of painting, Jin immediately showed eyes looking at his relatives, and jumped up from the pit: "Are you also a hunter who got lost here?!"

Family!He has found an organization!

The author has something to say: Ling Ling: What nonsense!Only you get lost, my navigation system is super strong (Super loud)

This is a question of the dignity of artificial intelligence, and it cannot be sloppy!

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