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Osamu Dazai has always found the relationship between mantras and humans very interesting.

People's negative emotions accumulate to form a curse, and the curse gives birth to the curse spirit, and the curse spirit will kill the human beings in the place of birth.

Take a closer look, isn't this like a love-hate relationship between an unfilial son and a decadent parent?

Human: I never thought I would "give birth" to you!

Curse Spirit: Since you were born, I will kill you!

What a dark family relationship, an ethical drama.

If the humanoid spirits in the magic world were divided into three categories, any magician would answer without thinking: magicians, ordinary people, and magic spirits.

Existence is reasonable, and it is quite absurd to deprive the existing creatures of the "right to birth".

Since the rules of the world allow these three parties to exist at the same time, no one is qualified to bluntly say that the other party deserves to die.

But now the situation is:

Some conjurers believe that it is ordinary people who lead to the birth of curse spirits!Ordinary people be damned!

Some curse spirits believe that: Human beings are all hypocrites!Human beings deserve to die, the world belongs to the curse spirit.

Friends, answer me, who is the worst in this incident?

——Ordinary people, so miserable that Feixue in June is not enough to describe their grievances.

They don't know that their negative emotions will produce curse spirits. There are nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life. Why do you deprive people of the right to be angry, angry, and sad?Are you heartless?

One or two of the conjurers were crazy enough to die, but ordered ordinary people not to have too much emotional fluctuations. What an unreasonable overlord speaks. Who is this to reason with?

As for the curse spirit, Osamu Dazai was really amused.

Negative emotions of human beings give birth to curse spirits. If everyone dies, where does the curse spirit come from?

You don’t have the ability to self-reproduce. Do you want to show him a mitosis live and give birth to yourself?

Have been laughed at.

But, it's not that he can't understand the thoughts of Liu Hu and others.

Level [-] to level [-] spell spirits usually have no intelligence, and only rely on instinctive malicious actions.They don't think about the meaning of their birth, and they don't fight for something for themselves, and because they can't restrain their instinct to hurt others, they should be eliminated by cymbals.

But the curse spirits that can be called "super class" have often passed the stage of unenlightened beasts and have their own thoughts. Apart from their appearance, they are indeed creatures close to "human beings".

The biggest difference between humans and beasts is thinking and restraint. It would be too small to underestimate people if they are only treated as evils that must be eradicated when they have spiritual intelligence.

They are a group of new age curse spirits with ideals, righteousness, planning, and dormancy!

If you don't pay attention, the magic world will suffer a big loss from them.

The natural and irreconcilable hostility between human beings and magic spirits is not a bad thing in the eyes of Osamu Dazai. What he values ​​is this "fair position" that will never be deflected for any reason.

Conjurers and curse masters hate each other, but the unity of curse spirits makes them have to hold their noses and cooperate.The more troublesome curse spirits there are, the harder it is for the magic world, which insists on righteousness, to become bigger than the curse master.

The only Gojo Satoru who has the ability to break through the situation and change the stalemate is the person on Dazai Osamu's side. Those old things in this wave of reforms can be recognized or not.

"I don't want to have a meeting with the old grandpas to discuss." Osamu Dazai said to Ling Ling in a coquettish tone on purpose, "I don't want them to think, I just want me to think."

Okay, that's pretty sensible, and fits perfectly with your image of the dictator inside Port Mafia.

"However," Ling Ling asked, "there are fewer people on the Curse Spirit side?"

Most of the curse spirits have ancestral cerebral palsy, and it is not easy to pick a few normal people out of them.

"So be quiet." Osamu Dazai touched his lips with his index finger, "Sufficient deterrence is always more fearful than exposed force."

Leuhu and others have a huge early advantage: No one in the magic world knows they exist.

The unknown is always a source of terror.

A group of unregistered, unknown, powerful, super-level magic spirits with intelligence and planning, sounds very villainous, enough to cause panic in the magic world.

There are not many super conjurers in total!But there are a group of super magic spirits!

The actual number is not important, what is important is to create momentum and create a very powerful atmosphere for them!

For example, let’s take Leuhu as an example.

When you introduced it to others, you said: "Hubao's combat power is enough to rank in the top ten in the whole play, even stronger than the protagonist!"

Audience friends: "Wow! It's amazing! It's definitely a super villain."

But if you change the angle, say this: "Hubao is super powerful, it was beaten to the head by Gojo Satoru and survived! Super strong!"

Audience friends: "emmmmm, I think the Wujo Satoru you mentioned is more like a super villain."

Both statements are obviously true, why do people feel completely different?

Simple, because the loser eats the dust.

As long as you lose, no matter how powerful you are, it will give people the impression that "this person can be defeated", and you will lose your natural deterrence.

But what about the other way around?

"Not a single defeat", what a word with a master's demeanor, you can imagine the demeanor of a white-clothed swordsman, killing one person with one step, and never stopping a thousand miles away.

As for whether Subcutaneous is a real hero or a novice who hasn't even passed the protection period, who knows.

An invincible person doesn't have to be really invincible, he just needs to let others imagine that he is invincible.

Self-strategy is the deadliest.

In plain language:

Osamu Dazai is planning to start a headhunting company, packaging the low-priced idol trainees Lehu, Hanayu, and Tuoliang as royal princesses who have mysterious origins and wandered into the entertainment industry because of a passing interest, and then send them to debut, and get out of the water army A mighty prosperous world.

From then on, the name of the Association for the Protection of Personal Safety and Rights of Mantra Spirits will be firmly on top of everyone in the magic world. you-know-who myth.

In the presence of the Demon King, all the brave men underneath are in danger.The divided ones should be united, the proud ones should be introspected, and the focus should be shifted from internal divisions to external conflicts. The spring of curse masters will come together with the bright future of the magic world.

As a result, the curse spirits can get the respect and human rights they want, as long as they restrain themselves a little, and don't cross the line drawn by Osamu Dazai for them.

"It's probably like this, do you understand?" Osamu Dazai said a lot, afraid that his new students would be confused, so he stopped to look at Leuhu and the others.

Leuhu & Hanayu & Tuoliang: sluggish.

Ru Hexiu, who also slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education?

They have no room for interjection and rebuttal, and even the most powerful barber cannot pick out a barbell that can be used from his extensive vocabulary.

Osamu Dazai only likes two kinds of students, one who understands what he says, and the other who doesn't understand but is obedient.

They are thousands of miles away from the former, but obedience is a good thing, fortunately they have them.

The three curse spirits who had been stunned by the brainstorm nodded dumbly, and walked out of the Panxing Sect in a daze.

They threw down hot pots and came to rescue people from deep mountains and old forests. Not only did they fail to show their heroic appearance, but they were also fooled into instilling the principles of life. It was like being imprisoned in an infinite space for half an hour. of baptism.

It seems to have seen the ultimate... Is this the philosophical power of the holy light baptizing Hallelujah?

Master, I got it!

"Family, we want to contribute our part to the Mantra Spirit Personal Safety Protection and Rights Protection Association."

Leuhu was the first to break the calm. Its big shining eyes looked at Huayu and Tuoliang with tears in its eyes, "Ms. Tsushima has worked too hard for us to guide us, how can I have to teach everything by the teacher!"

"We want to think what the teacher thinks, and be anxious about what the teacher is anxious about. The establishment of the association is the teacher's hard work, and we must not slack off." When Liu Hu thought of the president, Mr. Tsushima lovingly praising its future, the blood in his heart broke through. mind.

"Liuhu, you did a good job."

What can it not do for such a future?What can't it do? !

Hua Yu and Tuo Liang nodded together. They looked forward to the future, as if seeing the happy time in the teacher's mouth.

They will no longer be inferior to others because of their status as curse spirits, and they will no longer worry about the persecution of magicians all the time. Their names will be recognized, and they will walk in the sun with dignity!

"Very motivated." As soon as Louhu and the others walked away, Osamu Dazai resolutely leaned to the side, unable to maintain the sitting posture any longer.

He's so tired, he's talked too much, and now he just wants to curl up under the blanket and sleep until the world is destroyed.

"You should go to bed after eating." Osamu Dazai complained, pouted.

He planned well at first, eat a happy Jiugongge and sleep happily, and the life of salted fish after finishing the manuscript is Dazai Osamu's ultimate pursuit.

"Why did they choose to come here today?" Dazai Osamu said bitterly, "Is it because the hot pot is not delicious or there are too few things? Give me back my happy day without work!"

Although fooling people is fun, and beating old grandpas is fun, there is no joy like fishing.

The hateful and corrupt magic world ruined his happy holiday, unforgivable!

"It's decided." Osamu Dazai slapped the ground and sat up, full of fighting spirit, "I want to solve all the problems at once, and then play with no scruples!"

A man must have a beginning and an end. Osamu Dazai never forgets his original intention: he came to the cursed world for vacation in order to avoid Mori Ogai spreading the photo of BOSS and his colleagues in women's clothing to him.

Vacation is his fundamental purpose, doing things is additional entertainment.

Although it is quite fun to do things now, it is still not advisable to put the cart before the horse. It is rare for Osamu Dazai to show a little fighting spirit and is ready to finish things all at once.

This is exactly what Wujo Wuyou saw when he came back.

Osamu Dazai, who used to be able to lie down but never sit up, and could sit upright but never upright, was sitting in front of the coffee table, and made a gesture of invitation to him.

"Go back to your room and stay there, and call the police if you have something to do." Gojo Satoru pushed Mimiko and Nanako back to the room with a serious expression, and threw the chipmunk into Xia Youjie's office and sealed it, only then did he look suspicious to Dazaiji.

When a person who has been suffering from convulsions suddenly becomes normal, please don't doubt whether his condition has improved. This person is probably hopeless and is in the final stage of recovery.

"Gojo-kun, sit down." Osamu Dazai said kindly, pushing a cup of boiling water in front of Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Gojo's heart was full of alarm bells, he looked at the teacup with white smoke curling up, and suspected that Osamu Dazai had poisoned the boiling water.

No, boiling water is enough to kill people, he must have murdered the innocent him!

"I have something to talk about." Gojo Satoru quietly pushed the teacup aside, seeing Ling Ling's regretful eyes from the corner of his eye, he felt that he was in danger.

Lingling: Did he find out that it was overnight tea?What a good nose!

Wujo Wu: You really poisoned the water!What a cruel heart!

"It's like this. I need Gojo-kun's help with something." Osamu Dazai didn't understand the eyes of Gojo Satoru and Lingling looking at each other as if they were facing a formidable enemy, but this did not prevent him from forcing the topic to continue.

"Murder, arson, robbery and fraud are all out of the question." Gojo Wu sticks to his bottom line.

"... Who do you think I am?" Osamu Dazai was a little hurt, "Will I let you do such a simple thing?"

Gojo Satoru: Thank you, I have six eyes, so I can't see wrong people.

The male high school students in the second period of middle school are really not cute at all, Osamu Dazai curled his lips in disgust, perfunctorily maintaining the illusion of being amiable.

"That's right," Osamu Dazai said casually, "I just established a new organization."

Gojo Satoru: "?"

Isn't it enough to have a Panxing Cult?You playful man.

Osamu Dazai: "Its name is the Mantra Spirit Personal Safety Protection and Rights Protection Association."

Gojo Satoru: "??"

What did you say?What is the prefix of this thief's elongated name?Who are you going to protect?Curse spirit?

Osamu Dazai: "I am the president. At present, there are four super magic spirits joining in the association." Leuhu, Hanayu, Tuoliang, and Ling Ling who was brought in by the founder to fill in the head.

Gojo Satoru: "???"

The question marks were like torrential rain, and big pearls and small pearls fell on the top of Wujo Wu's head.

He suddenly understood the trick of infinite space: to instill overloaded information on the enemy at one time to achieve the effect of short-circuiting the opponent's brain and directly reducing the intelligence, so as to kill the enemy at the level of IQ.

As expected of the strongest field, even the strongest himself is powerless to resist.

"I..." Gojo Satoru hesitated for a moment, and he said with basic humanistic care, "I'll call you an ambulance. If you can be saved, don't give up."

Osamu Dazai's brain finally short-circuited.Gojo Satoru knew that such a day would come, but he was not surprised at all, but subconsciously felt sorry for Dazai Osamu's attending physician.

What a tough heart you have to be able to stand it, it is worthy of the benevolence of a doctor, so why not pay Dazai Osamu's hospital expenses for Gojo Satoru?

"I think you've been trying to speculate on me with the greatest malice." Osamu Dazai clicked his tongue, "Throw away all the impolite thoughts in your head, and listen to Teacher Tsushima's lecture carefully, wouldn't you?"

Speaking of Shuji Tsushima, Gojo Satoru thought of the way the man in front of him was rushing to finish the manuscript a few days ago. He gloated a lot at that time, and then bought "Monster" to read.

"If you mean your new book..." Gojo Satoru restrained his unruly expression, and tapped his knuckles on the coffee table, "Thinking is very dangerous."

It is so dangerous that if the high-level people in the magic world take a look at it, they will call it a heresy and punish it with death.

"Then what do you think?" Osamu Dazai picked up a stray strand of black hair and tied it in a knot, and the little girl patted the back of his hand forcefully.

"I was wrong, I was wrong." Osamu Dazai admitted his mistake while secretly brushing the knotted lock of hair behind Ling Ling, and retracted his hand as if nothing happened.

Lingling: Are you a primary school student?It's my turn, and today I will give the master a fuwa braid.

"Cough." Gojo Satoru coughed, and turned away from looking at the little chirp raised above Osamu Dazai's head.

As soon as they interrupted, the air that had been stagnant due to different opinions warmed up again, and Gojo Satoru also took off his sunglasses, carefully pondering the meaning of Dazai Osamu's words.

The conjurer's prejudice against the curse spirit is natural, just like the passerby who scolded the heroine loudly in "Monster".

When I read the book, I felt that the heroine was pitiful, but if it was assumed to be a curse spirit, I took it for granted. Such a double standard is not good.

If someone else had said these words to Gojo Satoru, he would have sent him back to his hometown with a backhand, but if Osamu Dazai spoke, he would have to think deeper.

Having known each other for so long, Gojo Satoru has never seen Osamu Dazai make a mistake in his strategy.

No matter what kind of fantasy idea, he can win by surprise and achieve jaw-dropping brilliant results.

The only thing Gojo Satoru can be sure of is that Osamu Dazai is on the side of world peace.

That's right, although he looked like he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, but according to Gojo Satoru's observation, this person seemed to be particularly obsessed with the holidays, and he didn't allow anyone to find fault with him during the vacation.

Only a stable daily life can fish happily. For this alone, Osamu Dazai is an out-and-out pacifist in the cursed world.

Since the fundamental purpose is for peace, the disputes provoked must have their own reasons, which is why Gojo Satoru is willing to continue listening.

He is not as easy to deal with as they are, Dazai Osamu carefully sorted out his schedule for Gojo Satoru from scratch.

Ling Ling temporarily turned on the projector, and gave Gojo Wu a small class of "Teaching You How to Play the Magic World" with pictures and texts.

Gojo Satoru: Cat Starry Sky.jpg

Is Osamu Dazai really a person?Thoughts as avant-garde as trendy as he thinks are too outrageous.

You play tactics with a really dirty heart.

"If you're still worried, you can be assigned the position of administrator of the Curse Master recruitment and dating website, and you can also be the vice president of the Curse Spirit Personal Safety Protection and Rights Protection Association."

Osamu Dazai patted Gojo Satoru on the shoulder hard, and said earnestly: "With great power comes great responsibility. The strongest, the future of the magic world still depends on you. I will go to Hawaii for vacation after finishing this order."

Gojo Satoru is the eternal patron saint of this world, and a shopkeeper like Dazai Osamu should not share his responsibility.He can just pat his pants and leave, and Wujo Wu will do the rest of the work.

If you want to blame it, blame yourself who lost the bet. If you agree to give him a prostitute for nothing, you will be free to the end.

Gojo Satoru: "What do you want to do?"

Gojo Satoru, who has undergone emergency temporary training, probably knows Dazai Osamu's plan: with Gojo Satoru as the back-and-forth in the magic world, gather a group of super-level magic spirits who are good at governing and intimidating, and continue to create pressure on the magic world. Forcing the magic circle to turn internal fighting into external fighting.

At the same time, the dormant curse masters will solve the dark side tasks for the curse masters when the curse world pinches their noses and admits them.

The newly grown children will act righteously with encouragement, freedom, and light, and will no longer have to brandish butcher knives at their peers and die in despair.

With more choices and greater freedom, a more dynamic and diverse world is coming.

No one can reject such a future, except for those rotten black oranges above.

"It's very simple." Osamu Dazai spread his hands with a smile, "Just cooperate with me and put on a show in front of the old grandpas."

The author has something to say: Enlightenment: From today onwards, I am the vice president of the Magic Spirit Protection Association.

Zai & Lingling: Applause everyone!

Leuhu's small eyes were full of doubts: Is this a beaver?

感谢在2021-02-2117:00:00~2021-02-2511:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 fox tail;

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