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Yoko Yamako sat nervously on the sofa at home, holding her hands firmly together.

She was nervous not because she was about to hire someone to break the scumbag's three legs, but because she was afraid that no one would take her order.

"After all, it's just a newly opened website. It's normal for everyone to have concerns." Yoko Yamaming comforted herself.

She is not a curse master, but a scumbag is.

In order to show off his strength and extraordinaryness in front of his girlfriend, the scumbag told Yoko Yamaming a lot of information about the curse master, trying to pua her by force.

However, Yoko Shanming is a rich woman, and a rich woman will not be PUA by soft rice men.

"Eat mine, spend mine, use mine and want to step on two boats..." She grabbed the cashmere blanket fiercely and twisted it vigorously, imagining the heroic posture of twisting off the head of a scumbag.

【Curse Teacher Recruitment and Trading Platform】is a website she discovered by accident. It is very confidential, and the administrator is friendly and easy to talk to. She tentatively asked a few words, and the other party immediately said that she could directly offer a reward and wait for someone to take the order.

In order to increase the possibility of receiving orders, Yoko Yamakami did not hesitate to spend money.

With so much money she earned, it's not enough to beat up a scumbag. If the curse master who took the order is not satisfied, she can add more.

This is the confidence of a rich woman!

"It's really here?" Gojo Satoru took a look at the map, and Lingling, who was floating behind him, pushed Gojo Satoru's back in dissatisfaction.

"Here it is! Is your GPS as good as mine? The map has been out of date for three months and no one has updated it." Lingling said reluctantly.

"It's your fault for finding the wrong way." Gojo Satoru put away his phone, and tapped on the window with his fingers.

That's right, he flew here with Ling Ling.

After getting the task of catching rape and scumbags, Gojo Satoru stretched his face. He squatted on the ground unhappily for a long time and no one paid attention to him.

Osamu Dazai was communicating cordially with the customers who placed the order online, Xia Youjie was swimming in the sea of ​​paperwork next door, and only Ling Ling, who was devoted to happiness and focus, squatted with him, playing the game of who is the little mushroom.

"Do you not know the way?" Lingling asked kindly, "Shall I draw you a map?"

Gojo Satoru looked at Ling Ling through the sunglasses, and in her incomprehensible gaze, he grabbed her hair and said, "You go with me."

"Gojo-kun, I heard." Osamu Dazai turned his head sadly, "Why are you abducting and selling my little ancestor?"

Are you a high school girl who needs company in the bathroom?Xia Youjie is next door, go find him.

"I don't know the way." Gojo Gori said confidently, "If you want me to work, you can at least give me a tour guide?"

Heh, perfect as he is, of course he can't be a road idiot, he's just simply displeased with Dazai Osamu's appearance of having everything under control.

Aren't you all at the age of high school students? Why can you be a life mentor?

Gojo Satoru felt that Osamu Dazai's words were reasonable and that there was no conflict between him wanting to respond to the other party.

Osamu Dazai seems to be invulnerable, but after six-eyed observation, Gojo Satoru found that the only person who can really cripple Dazai is this seemingly harmless but very terrifying special magic spirit beside him.

Lingling has never failed to persecute Osamu Dazai, which makes Gojo Satoru respect her in awe.

Ling Ling doesn't mind going out, anyway, her body is still writing codes in Dazai Osamu's computer, and if there are really horrible events like the destruction of the world, dinosaur hatching eggs, and aliens invading the earth just to play tennis, she can also Leaving Gojo Satoru teleported back to the city in a second.

"Okay, the tour guide Ling Ling will start the navigation for you." Ling Ling pulled out a small colored flag from the almighty sleeve, and met Dazai Osamu's unbelievable eyes that "Zero-chan actually wants to abandon me and elope with a wild man outside", Waving the flag: "L'sGo!"

"Go!" Gojo Satoru pulled Ling Ling's sleeves and walked through the window without saying a word, and the two flying people jumped into the clouds in an instant and disappeared.

"Zero-chan, you don't love me anymore." Osamu Dazai looked sadly at Ling Ling who was walking around the computer with black soil all over the screen, and complained: "How can you follow Gojo Satoru!"

"Aren't I here?" Ling Lingyi looked at her unreasonable master with a puzzled face, "What does the decision made by the avatar have to do with the main body?"

Osamu Dazai pouted: "How can this be..."

Lai Pi, the big bad guy with zero sauce.

Lingling: Although, it's really fun to catch rapes and beat up scumbags, I want to join in the fun.

Yoko Sanming, who was sitting in the room waiting, heard the bullet-proof glass in her home being knocked twice, and a white-haired young man entered the room through the window, like Romeo meeting Juliet at night.

There is one thing to say, this face is worthy of the Romeo in any girl's heart.

"You, you are Gojo Satoru?" Yoko Yamame was shocked, "The special host of "Approaching Science"!"

"...That's right, it's me." Gojo Satoru was silent for a second, then nodded calmly.

At the beginning, when he was called by his name, he thought that his strongest name had already passed from the magic circle to the ears of ordinary people, and he was preparing to meet the adoring eyes of the little fan girl, until he heard Yoko Shanming's postscript.

It seems that the popularity of their program is indeed high, and his and Xia Youjie's mancai combination has been well received.

Yoko Shanming looked at this extremely hot man with 25 yuan in a shirt, and the self-confidence of the rich woman gradually disintegrated.

She, she can afford it, bah, can she afford Gojo Satoru?This is the popular lover of thousands of girls!

Why did such a hot man born in magma accept his task of catching rape?Is he out of money?Does he accept foster care?Not too much, just tell her a few comic jokes.

Yoko Shanming had a brainstorm, but she still calmly invited Romeo who came through the window to sit down and told him the information about the scumbag in detail.

Gojo Satoru didn't listen much to the client's lingering love story, he only cared about how many to fight, where to fight, and how to fight.

He's just a ruthless beating machine.

"That person is said to be a very powerful character in the curse master. Is Gojo-kun okay?" Yoko Yamaming said worriedly, "How about I spend more money to hire a few more people to gang up on him?"

She has nothing else but enough money.

"It's okay." Gojo Satoru waved his hand, "I'll bring someone back to see you in 10 minutes."

"How many legs are you going to hit?" Ling Ling asked curiously, "Five million for three legs."

"Am I short of money?" Gojo Wutiao clicked his tongue, "I'll hit three."

He is not short of money, but Gojo Gojo knows it well: If he really only took 200 million back instead of 500 million, Osamu Dazai would definitely laugh at him to death.

Can he give Osamu Dazai a chance to taunt him?Certainly not.

At this moment, the scumbag is picking up girls in a nightclub.

He affectionately held the hand of a rich lady carrying an LV, and told her a bloody and tearful story of how a young man who was poor, self-improving, self-confident and strong suffered setbacks in society since he was a child.

"Sister, I don't want to work hard anymore." The scumbag pretended to be sad and said, "The world is dangerous, and only my sister is my safe haven."

The rich lady was still listening to him patiently, until she inadvertently raised her head and saw a white figure.

The rich woman's sister suddenly tightened her grip on the scumbag, and the powerful body of the curse master was pinched until she convulsed it!

"Sister, take it easy, you take it easy." The scumbag secretly glanced at his newly picked rich woman with the eyes of an ape or a gorilla, a little suspicious of his own taste.

Shouldn't girls be soft and weak?His hand bones were nearly broken.

At this time, the scumbag didn't know that the rich woman in front of him would only break his hands, but the rich woman at home wanted him to break his legs.

"Oh! My God!" The rich lady gasped, "Isn't this mother's Wubao?"

"Huh?" The scumbag was confused.

"Will Wubao!" The rich woman almost lost her breath in excitement, "Where's Jiebao? Mommy's Jiebao is here?!"

That's right!This rich woman who writes "money" on her face is a mother fan of Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie's duo!

"I found it." Gojo Satoru saw the figure of the scumbag, and walked over unceremoniously.

"Wubao is coming ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The rich woman choked, "Red envelope, mommy wants to wrap a big red envelope for the baby! Look at the baby's skinny, go back and buy big chicken drumsticks, eat three a day!"

The scumbag felt bad, and he thought to himself, where did the little boy come from to snatch the rich woman from him, and he was afraid that he would die.

Forgive this man who has been on a few boats but has not learned excellent time management. He is very outdated, and it is his loss that he has not watched the national program "Approaching Science".

Following the eyes of the rich woman and sister, the scumbag looked at her with disdain, jealousy, and disapproval.

Mom!It's Gojo Satoru!

Mom!He was followed by a super curse spirit!

Mom!Am I going to die!

"My stomach hurts, let's go first." The scumbag bent down and ran to the back door of the nightclub.

Secret Technique: Urinary Escape Technique!

"Ahem, I've had a lot of bad luck today." The scumbag walked cautiously with his head bent and his head in his hands. When he didn't pay attention, he was tripped by a leg that came across him and fell into the mud.

Gojo Satoru: "So weak." A disgusted voice.

Ling Ling: "So weak." A surprised voice.

"I thought conjurers were quite strong." Looking at the five weak and inexperienced scumbags, Lingling said suspiciously, "In this world, aren't conjurers the ones being bullied?"

Ling Ling still remembers when reading the manga of "Spells Returning to War", the super-class mantra spirit Leuhu made his debut with such a high level of force, and when he said that he was going to kill Gojo Satoru, his tone was so confident, no one would say a word after reading it How manly is he?

However, after a few words, it was wrung off by Gojo Satoru.

Since then, the concept that conjurers are black-evil-power-power has been deeply rooted in Ling Ling's mind. After coming to this world, the first conjurer that Ling Ling met was also possessed of "curse spirit control" Xia Youjie, who practiced the technique, deepened her understanding.

Although Xia Youjie looked at Lingling respectfully and politely, he occasionally showed subtle expressions of "it looks so delicious" and "I want to keep it in the complete picture book".

Zero zero:!Ling Ling is so cute, how can he eat Ling Ling?You are wrong!

The curse spirit was miserable, and she was about to be beaten, killed, and eaten, and she shed tears.

"Who told you your wrong view?" Gojo Gojo clicked his tongue, "Only in front of me and Jie are the weak spells, and there are not many super magicians in the world of spells."

The scumbag was being stomped on his head by Gojo Satoru and couldn't move, when he heard their conversation suddenly, he suddenly realized: It's an opportunity!

"Haha, the young master of the Wutiao family actually colluded with the curse spirit." The scumbag said excitedly, "This is explosive news. If I pass it on to the old men above, what do you think they will think?"

If you don't want to leak the secret, let him go!I still need to give money, a lot of tickets!

"What can you think?" Lingling looked at him strangely, "Can those Grandpas of Juzi beat Wutiaojun?"

Grandpa Orange?What are you doing calling those rotten people with such cute names?Gojo Satoru muttered in his heart.

"Haha, aren't you afraid?" The scumbag found that Gojo Satoru's weight on his head was not only not weakened, but gradually became heavier. Half of his body was about to be stepped into the concrete floor.

He was panicked and could only bluff, trying to trade volume for courage.

"You are very confident." Gojo Satoru laughed, with no emotion in his voice, "Do you think I can go back alive today?"

"Wh, what do you mean?" The scumbag swallowed, "Wu Tiao Wu, are you crazy? We are the only one! You don't want to get rid of the curse spirit, but you want to kill me?"

"Osamu Dazai is right." Gojo Satoru removed the foot that was stepping on the man's head, and before the scumbag showed a rescued expression, he stepped on his thigh.

"Ah!" Amidst the scumbag's screams, Gojo Satoru continued unhurriedly, "The magic world should be cleaned up, the old grandpas have put the informant on the curse master's side. , quite powerful."

On the surface, he looks like he wants to kill all the cursers in the world, but in fact, he secretly raises a lot of his own people to do the dirty work for them.

"A lot of unsolved cases in the past were done by you, right?" Wujou switched legs and continued to crush, "Not bad, not bad, and learned how to frame him."

"How do you know he's from Grandpa Orange's side?" Linglingyou asked casually as he stood leisurely by and watched.

"General curse masters don't report to the higher-ups. They all carry bounties on their backs. The only result of reporting is to be caught." Gojo Satoru said flatly, "You and Osamu Dazai knew about this a long time ago. That's why you let me do this commission?"

"Why do you say that?" Ling Ling asked with a smile behind her hands.

"Tsk." Gojo Satoru said unhappily, "I'm still pretending. Although Osamu Dazai seems to be a person who likes to have sudden convulsions, nothing he does is purposeless."

"It's also because you came here." The white-haired young man rolled up his sleeves calmly, "I don't think I made such a clumsy excuse to make you leave Dazai and come with me."

Knowing that Ling Ling will not leave Dazai Osamu's surroundings easily, and knowing that the Curser must be able to see super curse spirits, and then thinking that the reward task that will be released on the [Curse Master Recruitment and Trading Platform] must be related to the Curse Master, it is clear at a glance.

"You didn't come to be a guide for me, but for this guy." Gojo Satoru kicked the half-dead scumbag, "In order to guide him to say those words, and then see my reaction?"

"Yeah." Ling Ling nodded generously, "It's a completely correct answer."

"You should try to quibble." Gojo Gojo was suddenly powerless, and he pressed in a low voice, "It's fine for Dazai to treat his own black mud, but why is the curse spirit he raised so black?"

"I'm not dark, I'm so white." Lingling said unhappily, "The mantra has not been exposed to the sun, how could it turn black, don't show off your cold skin, who is it?"

"That's not the point, is it?" Gojo Satoru suddenly understood the source of Osamu Dazai's huge sense of powerlessness when facing Zero Zero: This person can't grasp the point at all, why is her focus so crooked?

"Did you see the reaction you want?" Gojo Satoru packed up the scumbag and prepared to go back to pay the employer, and asked her sideways, "What kind of results did you expect?"

"It's great, as expected of you!" Ling Ling gave a thumbs up and praised without hesitation: "Pan Xing Sect has you, it's amazing!"

Gojo Satoru: "Don't change the subject! Speak clearly for me!"

The author has something to say: Enlightenment: Grass (a kind of plant), why is it so tiring to talk to her?

Zai: I understand you. (sympathetic look)