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Day 65 of Chapter 65 Launch
Brain flower, a very special dish in shabu-shabu, the main body is the pig's brain, especially suitable for spicy butter pot bottom.
Delicious, recommended to eat.
"Hot pot is still suitable for winter." Osamu Dazai wore a simple white shirt and fanned it with his hands, "It's so hot, I want to eat smoothies."
He wants strawberry smoothie instead of matcha smoothie, and he refuses to eat any green food for a short time.
Zero zero: This is not a reason for you to refuse to eat green vegetables.
Osamu Dazai: Tsk.
The hot wind blows through the woods, and the thin rustling leaves barely cover a little sunlight, bringing a moment of coolness to the people standing below.
"It's all because of the location of Kamo's house," Lingling looked at the dense forest and Mogi, shaking his legs boredly, "Are they primitive people in the wilderness?"
Lingling really doesn't like to see big feudal and ancient families, especially those top-level old antiques that still use candlesticks for lighting in this era, which is decadent and ignorant.
People who can't keep up with the times will be abandoned by the times, but there are always some unwilling rotten oranges who don't have the slightest B number in their hearts, and try to pull the times to rot and collapse with themselves.
The dead power they are obsessed with is killing generations of fresh lives.
How shameless.
As a state-of-the-art high-tech product, there is no worry about disconnection of the network, power, or signal, and the wilderness is still operating normally.
But this does not mean that she does not hate the environment of disconnected network, power, and signal. Everyone understands the pain of current limitation, and artificial intelligence must know how to treat itself better.
"Let's make a quick decision." Lingling floated to the sky and looked around, and the cold data flow was clearly visible in her eyes.
She glanced at the barrier opened above Kamo's old house, raised her two fingers, and swiped lightly.
Invisible waves stormed out from where Lingling's fingertips were pointing, the enchantment made of magic power instantly turned into a firewall composed of data, and a remote but fine door opened silently.
The whole process was carried out silently, not even a bird in the forest was disturbed.
When it comes to intrusion into the firewall, Lingling dares to say that it is second, and no one dares to fight for the first.
"It's done, L'sGO!" Lingling jumped up and down twice, "After finishing this order, go back to drink bitter gourd juice!"
It's the taste of Yakult, she likes it very much.
"No, forgive me for refusing such a terrible thing." Osamu Dazai covered his cheeks, and the root of his tongue became bitter when he mentioned bitter melon juice.
The power of bitter gourd is too terrifying, so he will write this item into the Torture Book of Port Mafia the next day.
The boy in white and the girl in kimono floating in mid-air walked into Kamo's old house as if no one was there, and none of the guards patrolling around with magic tools noticed the change.
The main house of the Kamo family is in a typical Japanese style, with bonsai and artificial mountain springs everywhere, bamboo tubes rising and falling, and a gurgling stream.
The Kamo family, as the royal family in the world of conjuration, should have something wrong with owning all the old antiques. It shows what it means to be "rotten from the root" at the textbook level.
It is different from the Wujo family of Gojo Satoru, who is known as the "miracle that changed the world", and the Zenyuan family, where everyone is rebellious but thieves can fight.
The Kamo family is unremarkable, well-behaved, and feudal.
Can you believe it?In this era when bigamy was a felony under the monogamy system, the Kamo family still had a distinction between the main room and the side room.
Would it be better for the emperor to choose a concubine or for the prince to marry a concubine?Ugly people often make mischief, no wonder he hides in the wilderness and does not dare to see people, for fear that the legal sanction balance will hit him with a hammer.
Neither Lingling nor Osamu Dazai had any interest in the plot of House Dou Gong Dou, even though they knew more about the Kamo family's nonsense than anyone in this house.
"The heir of this generation of the Kamo family is called Kamo Kenji, a child born to the concubine. Because the main family did not give birth to a legitimate son who inherited the family art, they were raised as heirs."
Ling Ling simply read to Osamu Dazai the drama "Miyasuka Kamo" in the storybook in her hand.
In her left hand is a book of laws and in her right hand is a book of Gongdou, and the soul of cosplay is online again, and she played a part for Osamu Dazai, vividly showing what is meant by the essence of drama.
Osamu Dazai hadn't reached the enemy's lair yet, he was already exhausted by her laughter, he insisted on holding his stomach and squatting at the door of Kamo Xianlun's room for a long time before recovering.
"Zero, Zero Sauce." Dazai Osamu rubbed his face with a stiff smile, "Don't talk about cross talk before you make trouble next time, the atmosphere will be very unserious."
Ling Ling put the "Miyasho Kamo" on his head, and carefully kept the balance and turned it twice.Turning around and asking in doubt: "Do you need any serious atmosphere?"
Brainflowers are parasitic animals that attach to and control the body activities of their hosts.
Kamo Xianren was an active conjurer during the Meiji period, no matter how well he maintained his body, it couldn't change the fact that he was very old.
In terms of fighting, it may not be as good as elementary school students.
Elementary school students are so fierce now that they can't afford to be provoked.
What Kamo Xianlun is proud of, powerful and terrifying is his spell power and spells.
But, I'm sorry, facing the mage's reading, we have silence skills here.
It doesn't matter if your spell power is overwhelming, 【Disqualification in the World】iswatchingyou.
Too bad, this Potiank.
Kamo Kenron is different from Gojo Satoru.Gojo Satoru belongs to the hexagram of Chuya in the Central Plains, and he is not very afraid of [disqualification in the world]. With the multiple usages of physical skills and spell power, he can distance himself from Osamu Dazai after a short surprise and then deal with the enemy.
Keeping distance is an important point in the fight with Osamu Dazai. [Disqualification in the World] is a passive skill, and he can't touch it if he is too far away.
It is a pity: Kamo Xianlun is too old, and he seems to have old cold legs. Do you think it is appropriate for such an old man who should be buried to run 1000 meters?
Osamu Dazai felt that it was inappropriate, so he was going to be more straightforward and send him back to the west directly.
This matter can only be done by Osamu Dazai, and Ling Ling's entry will give Kamo Xianren an opportunity. She has other tasks arranged.
"Born from the darkness, from the darkness to the darkness, the filth and filth are eliminated by all the cymbals."
The squirming curtain wrapped Kamo Kenron's room, put down the two fingers together, and hooked them together to make a perfect heart for Osamu Dazai.
"Have fun." She said with a smile, humming a song and ran away step by step.
Osamu Dazai watched the girl briskly cross the corner, until the fluttering hair disappeared, and then rolled up the sleeves of the white shirt leisurely.
"It's hard to wash white clothes when they're dirty." He curled his lips in a vague way, "Next, it's time for adults."
Dazai Osamu knocked twice perfunctorily on the delicately carved wooden door, then pushed the door open and stepped into the threshold.
The wooden door closed behind him, and the spell power on the tent flowed like water waves, without causing any waves.
Cut off sight, sound, and prying eyes.
In the huge Kamo family, no one heard the short and desperate screams in the room.
"Ah!" Kamo Kenji exclaimed, Chixue manipulated it at a crooked angle and hit a passing fat mouse, tearing its celestial cover across.
He was very young, so he managed to get rid of the care of his servants and wanted to practice spells quietly, so as to make his mother happy, but he missed it at the beginning.
"Hey, it's just right, Lucky." A lively voice broke into the courtyard where Kamo Kenki lived, and Su Bai's hand hooked the mouse's tail and lifted it up.
Lingling looked at the angle of Kamo Kenji's piercing, and gave him an appreciative look.
Little brother, you have good eyesight, look at the line of the skull, how straight!
"Who are you? Why did you break into Kamo's house?" The childish voice came from the squinting child's mouth, full of arrogance, but there was no deterrence.
Lingling held the mouse in one hand, and touched his chin with one hand as if thinking: "My friend, why are you squinting at such a young age?"
Although squinting eyes in Two-dimensional is a symbol of black belly, once you open your eyes, it will explode and expand, which is a very fashionable setting, but you can't squint your eyes when you are so small!Bad for eyesight.
"I suggest you do eye exercises with music at least twice a day." Ling Ling said seriously, "If you don't need your eyes, dig them out and donate them to those who need them. Squinting your eyes is fashionable, but it's easy to be misunderstood as fortune-telling. "
It would be more like wearing sunglasses, here @五条悬.
Kenji Kamo is young and has been in a repressed family education all year round. He has never heard stand-up comedy, and was momentarily stunned by Ling Ling's words, and he opened his mouth and didn't know how to answer.
"Okay, friend, you may not be able to go too far on the road of being a fan in the future." Ling Ling said regretfully, "But it doesn't matter, Squint Eyes still has an advantage in the manga world, people must be brave enough to chase their dreams!"
"Ah... oh." The kid Kamo said dumbfounded twice, and he quickly reacted, and said fiercely, "Who are you? I haven't seen you before!"
"I'm just a kind-hearted person passing by." Lingling shook the fat mouse in his hand, "I was entrusted to catch mice for your family."
"That's right." Facing the shocked eyes of the children, Lingling proudly puffed out his chest, "I am the legendary mouse catcher, and I have been professionally exterminating mice for 20 years."
Great Ako, the young Kamo Kenji opened his eyes wide in admiration.
Wow, it's the elder sister of the mouse catcher. He has never heard such a fresh and refined name. She must be a top expert from a certain family!
Kenji Kamo asked the rat-catcher's sister a few questions carefully and enthusiastically. Seeing that he was interested, Lingling squatted down and gave him a course on the management methods of rat infestation and its practical application.
"If you decide to run away from home and leave this impersonal family in the future, use the craft of catching mice to make a living." Lingling suggested seriously: "Little cats are the best at catching mice. If you can catch mice, you kitty."
"Who doesn't like a kitten? It's a Pokmon that is a real man who wants to eat, drink, live, and whore for nothing in other people's homes. What a cunning little devil."
Kenji Kamo was moved, the kitten is so nice, and he also wanted to be a kitten.
"Okay, my sister still has something to do, let's go first." Lingling noticed the movement from Osamu Dazai, and waved to the little friend who was looking up at her, "Come on, kitty, you are the fattest!"
"It's the best, isn't it the fattest?" Kenji Kamo muttered in a low voice, watching the sister of the mouse catcher leave gracefully.
How can young children tell what is a curse spirit and what is a human being?There is a very simple way: if it looks good, it must not be a curse spirit.
People may not be good-looking, but mantra spirits are definitely not good-looking. This is a world that depends on faces.
Because of this, although Kenji Kamo felt that Lingling's body structure seemed strange, he never thought that the girl who had been talking to him for a long time was the super imaginary magic spirit that his family told him to be careful.
"The kitten is so nice." Kenji Kamo clenched his fist secretly, "I must become a kitten!"
Cats, of course, are good.
When Ling Ling hummed a song and stepped into the tent, her black cat had been waiting for a while, with Kamo Xianlun's head under her feet.
"Zero-chan, it's so slow." Osamu Dazai complained in a drawn-out voice, asking casually, "Did someone stop you on the road?"
Lingling didn't hear the subtlety in Osamu Dazai's tone, and said indifferently: "I met a cute human cub. He said he wanted to learn how to catch mice, so I taught him for a while."
She said with emotion: "It's pretty quick to learn."
Mouse catching... Osamu Dazai wisely did not explore why Lingling wanted to talk about mouse catching with children. The cause of the incident must be the beginning of another skit.
Although he is a little bit uncomfortable... about the fact that there are other people besides him who can keep up with Ling Ling's escape thinking.
"This is that, uh, pig's brain?" Lingling squatted down and poked the person who was firmly stepped on by Osamu Dazai.
Brain flower is another name for pig's brain, and the rigorous Lingling prefers a more academic way of addressing it.
"Yes." Osamu Dazai reached out and grabbed Kamo Xianren's hair, and lifted his head up, revealing a stitched black thread on his forehead.
"It's well sewn." Lingling said unexpectedly, "Can we catch him and mend our clothes?"
As for conjurers, it is inevitable that you will tear your clothes when you fight and kill, and not everyone can realize the Wujo without a lower limit.
In order to maximize savings, it is a very reasonable setting that the conjurer will sew his own clothes.
"Won't Xia Youjie know it?" Dazai Zhizhi said violently, "He won't, his almighty good brother Gojo Satoru will always know it."
After winning the bet, Wujo Gojo has to come over and do some free work for him.
"It's a pity." Lingling muttered, reaching out to lift Kamo Xianlun's sky cover.
An indescribable brain-like creature was clinging to Kamo Xianren's head, wriggling gently.
It is the biggest villain in the whole game, a parasitic creature, stationed in other people's corpses and manipulating this activity, and it will also inherit the original owner's ability by the way, a bit similar to the old monster who seized the house.
"Brain Flower, what a vivid name."
Compared with Osamu Dazai's disgusted eyes, Ling Ling, who has no aesthetics, has no mental burden.
She took out the mouse that was killed by Kamo Kenji's blood, and forced the brain-like creature into the mouse's skull.
The biggest weakness of the parasite is that it cannot survive independently after losing its host. It moved nimbly and loaded it in twos and threes, and reinstalled the back of the mouse's head.
A freshly baked chipmunk is done!Is it very simple?
Lingling dug into his pocket and took out the prop that Osamu Dazai had drawn before [R·Rubber Band of Humiliation].
[R. Rubber band of humiliation]: This is a rubber band that is often ridiculed for being ugly. It is useless and will only cause continuous humiliation to the wearer.
The Debuff prop is an ugly rubber band that the user will become slumped and depressed after wearing it. It is very suitable for use when teaching villains who do not speak human language.
I don't want to listen to you, I just want you to shut yourself up.jpg
Lingling used a rubber band to tie the seam of the mouse's Tianling cover twice, clapped his hands in satisfaction, and took out the binding rope from Xia Youjie's sneakers from his pocket to make a simple traction rope.
"Okay, so we can walk the mouse happily." Lingling put the chipmunk on the tatami and looked at it with encouraging eyes.
"Take two steps, you take two steps." She stretched out a finger and pushed the back of the chipmunk without moving.
Because the brain inside is down.
In the body of Kamo Xianlun, the brain that made waves and cared for it was first killed by a strange boy, all the spells, spells, and spells were all invalidated, and he was slaughtered, and then he was forcibly locked into the mouse's shell Li, now the whole person is stupid.
Brainstorm: who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
He was named Naohua. He used to sleep on the tatami mats and listen to music in Kamo’s old house, but now he has turned into a mouse. Some people are desperate to buy him a hamster running wheel.
How did things become like this?Brain flower pupil earthquake.
Isn't he the most powerful villain in the whole work, the most scheming, and the villain who plays with everyone, including Gojo Satoru?
Who secretly replaced his invincible script? !
What about the director and director?He wants to complain!
Director—The director is watching his little girl excitedly searching the Internet for hamster rollers.
"Shall we buy this pink one?" Zero zero looked at Osamu Dazai expectantly, "The pink is tender and tender, doesn't it suit his girlish heart?"
Does Brain Flower have a girlish heart?Osamu Dazai didn't know, but it didn't prevent him from praising Ling Ling's taste calmly and watching her happily place the order.
"Let's dispose of the corpse." Osamu Dazai waited for Ling Ling to finish his online shopping with satisfaction before saying, "We have to go back."
Ling Ling said yes, and she looked back at Osamu Dazai as if thinking of something while using the candlestick to deal with the follow-up.
"Master, although, the identity of the brain is quite important."
He has been in business for many years, has colluded with many super-level curse spirits, and has secretly established a certain friendship with the employees selected by Osamu Dazai, Leo Hu, Hana Yu, Tuo Liang and others.
The sudden disappearance of the brain flower may cause trouble.
"That's right." Osamu Dazai kicked the mouse lying on the ground pretending to be dead with his toe, "His power network is quite rare, and it would be too wasteful to abolish it directly."
In Conan's world, after Osamu Dazai killed Renye Karasuma, he could find a way to inherit the power of the Black Organization because the Black Organization is a group organization.
It is not difficult to usurp the throne, Osamu Dazai is already a skilled worker.
But Naohua is different. He belongs to a purely personal friendship network and cannot be directly inherited.
The only way to completely take away a person's entire human relationship is to completely replace him.
Osamu Dazai looked at Ling Ling silently, and from her Pika Pika's eyes, she could see that they wanted to go together.
But to be honest, Osamu Dazai was a bit reluctant, he still wanted to struggle a little more.
Zero Zero looked at Osamu Dazai who was lost in thought, wondering how such a simple question could be made so complicated by the master.
"Isn't this a very simple matter? As long as the owner sticks a black suture on his forehead, and pretends to be parasitized by brain flowers, wouldn't it be fine?"
Simple and easy.
Osamu Dazai covered his face in pain: He just doesn't want to post it!There is already a layer of bandage on his forehead, wouldn't it be superfluous to stick a thin thread?Detrimental to the dignity of his pharaoh cosplay lovers!
Lingling: ok, fine, she understands.
No stickers, just paintings.
Before Osamu Dazai put on the pain mask, Ling Ling eagerly pulled out a black oil-based pen from his pocket.
"Shall I help you draw?"
The author has something to say: Zai: You go find a ruler first (distrustful eyes)
If the painting is crooked, will he lose face?
Delicious, recommended to eat.
"Hot pot is still suitable for winter." Osamu Dazai wore a simple white shirt and fanned it with his hands, "It's so hot, I want to eat smoothies."
He wants strawberry smoothie instead of matcha smoothie, and he refuses to eat any green food for a short time.
Zero zero: This is not a reason for you to refuse to eat green vegetables.
Osamu Dazai: Tsk.
The hot wind blows through the woods, and the thin rustling leaves barely cover a little sunlight, bringing a moment of coolness to the people standing below.
"It's all because of the location of Kamo's house," Lingling looked at the dense forest and Mogi, shaking his legs boredly, "Are they primitive people in the wilderness?"
Lingling really doesn't like to see big feudal and ancient families, especially those top-level old antiques that still use candlesticks for lighting in this era, which is decadent and ignorant.
People who can't keep up with the times will be abandoned by the times, but there are always some unwilling rotten oranges who don't have the slightest B number in their hearts, and try to pull the times to rot and collapse with themselves.
The dead power they are obsessed with is killing generations of fresh lives.
How shameless.
As a state-of-the-art high-tech product, there is no worry about disconnection of the network, power, or signal, and the wilderness is still operating normally.
But this does not mean that she does not hate the environment of disconnected network, power, and signal. Everyone understands the pain of current limitation, and artificial intelligence must know how to treat itself better.
"Let's make a quick decision." Lingling floated to the sky and looked around, and the cold data flow was clearly visible in her eyes.
She glanced at the barrier opened above Kamo's old house, raised her two fingers, and swiped lightly.
Invisible waves stormed out from where Lingling's fingertips were pointing, the enchantment made of magic power instantly turned into a firewall composed of data, and a remote but fine door opened silently.
The whole process was carried out silently, not even a bird in the forest was disturbed.
When it comes to intrusion into the firewall, Lingling dares to say that it is second, and no one dares to fight for the first.
"It's done, L'sGO!" Lingling jumped up and down twice, "After finishing this order, go back to drink bitter gourd juice!"
It's the taste of Yakult, she likes it very much.
"No, forgive me for refusing such a terrible thing." Osamu Dazai covered his cheeks, and the root of his tongue became bitter when he mentioned bitter melon juice.
The power of bitter gourd is too terrifying, so he will write this item into the Torture Book of Port Mafia the next day.
The boy in white and the girl in kimono floating in mid-air walked into Kamo's old house as if no one was there, and none of the guards patrolling around with magic tools noticed the change.
The main house of the Kamo family is in a typical Japanese style, with bonsai and artificial mountain springs everywhere, bamboo tubes rising and falling, and a gurgling stream.
The Kamo family, as the royal family in the world of conjuration, should have something wrong with owning all the old antiques. It shows what it means to be "rotten from the root" at the textbook level.
It is different from the Wujo family of Gojo Satoru, who is known as the "miracle that changed the world", and the Zenyuan family, where everyone is rebellious but thieves can fight.
The Kamo family is unremarkable, well-behaved, and feudal.
Can you believe it?In this era when bigamy was a felony under the monogamy system, the Kamo family still had a distinction between the main room and the side room.
Would it be better for the emperor to choose a concubine or for the prince to marry a concubine?Ugly people often make mischief, no wonder he hides in the wilderness and does not dare to see people, for fear that the legal sanction balance will hit him with a hammer.
Neither Lingling nor Osamu Dazai had any interest in the plot of House Dou Gong Dou, even though they knew more about the Kamo family's nonsense than anyone in this house.
"The heir of this generation of the Kamo family is called Kamo Kenji, a child born to the concubine. Because the main family did not give birth to a legitimate son who inherited the family art, they were raised as heirs."
Ling Ling simply read to Osamu Dazai the drama "Miyasuka Kamo" in the storybook in her hand.
In her left hand is a book of laws and in her right hand is a book of Gongdou, and the soul of cosplay is online again, and she played a part for Osamu Dazai, vividly showing what is meant by the essence of drama.
Osamu Dazai hadn't reached the enemy's lair yet, he was already exhausted by her laughter, he insisted on holding his stomach and squatting at the door of Kamo Xianlun's room for a long time before recovering.
"Zero, Zero Sauce." Dazai Osamu rubbed his face with a stiff smile, "Don't talk about cross talk before you make trouble next time, the atmosphere will be very unserious."
Ling Ling put the "Miyasho Kamo" on his head, and carefully kept the balance and turned it twice.Turning around and asking in doubt: "Do you need any serious atmosphere?"
Brainflowers are parasitic animals that attach to and control the body activities of their hosts.
Kamo Xianren was an active conjurer during the Meiji period, no matter how well he maintained his body, it couldn't change the fact that he was very old.
In terms of fighting, it may not be as good as elementary school students.
Elementary school students are so fierce now that they can't afford to be provoked.
What Kamo Xianlun is proud of, powerful and terrifying is his spell power and spells.
But, I'm sorry, facing the mage's reading, we have silence skills here.
It doesn't matter if your spell power is overwhelming, 【Disqualification in the World】iswatchingyou.
Too bad, this Potiank.
Kamo Kenron is different from Gojo Satoru.Gojo Satoru belongs to the hexagram of Chuya in the Central Plains, and he is not very afraid of [disqualification in the world]. With the multiple usages of physical skills and spell power, he can distance himself from Osamu Dazai after a short surprise and then deal with the enemy.
Keeping distance is an important point in the fight with Osamu Dazai. [Disqualification in the World] is a passive skill, and he can't touch it if he is too far away.
It is a pity: Kamo Xianlun is too old, and he seems to have old cold legs. Do you think it is appropriate for such an old man who should be buried to run 1000 meters?
Osamu Dazai felt that it was inappropriate, so he was going to be more straightforward and send him back to the west directly.
This matter can only be done by Osamu Dazai, and Ling Ling's entry will give Kamo Xianren an opportunity. She has other tasks arranged.
"Born from the darkness, from the darkness to the darkness, the filth and filth are eliminated by all the cymbals."
The squirming curtain wrapped Kamo Kenron's room, put down the two fingers together, and hooked them together to make a perfect heart for Osamu Dazai.
"Have fun." She said with a smile, humming a song and ran away step by step.
Osamu Dazai watched the girl briskly cross the corner, until the fluttering hair disappeared, and then rolled up the sleeves of the white shirt leisurely.
"It's hard to wash white clothes when they're dirty." He curled his lips in a vague way, "Next, it's time for adults."
Dazai Osamu knocked twice perfunctorily on the delicately carved wooden door, then pushed the door open and stepped into the threshold.
The wooden door closed behind him, and the spell power on the tent flowed like water waves, without causing any waves.
Cut off sight, sound, and prying eyes.
In the huge Kamo family, no one heard the short and desperate screams in the room.
"Ah!" Kamo Kenji exclaimed, Chixue manipulated it at a crooked angle and hit a passing fat mouse, tearing its celestial cover across.
He was very young, so he managed to get rid of the care of his servants and wanted to practice spells quietly, so as to make his mother happy, but he missed it at the beginning.
"Hey, it's just right, Lucky." A lively voice broke into the courtyard where Kamo Kenki lived, and Su Bai's hand hooked the mouse's tail and lifted it up.
Lingling looked at the angle of Kamo Kenji's piercing, and gave him an appreciative look.
Little brother, you have good eyesight, look at the line of the skull, how straight!
"Who are you? Why did you break into Kamo's house?" The childish voice came from the squinting child's mouth, full of arrogance, but there was no deterrence.
Lingling held the mouse in one hand, and touched his chin with one hand as if thinking: "My friend, why are you squinting at such a young age?"
Although squinting eyes in Two-dimensional is a symbol of black belly, once you open your eyes, it will explode and expand, which is a very fashionable setting, but you can't squint your eyes when you are so small!Bad for eyesight.
"I suggest you do eye exercises with music at least twice a day." Ling Ling said seriously, "If you don't need your eyes, dig them out and donate them to those who need them. Squinting your eyes is fashionable, but it's easy to be misunderstood as fortune-telling. "
It would be more like wearing sunglasses, here @五条悬.
Kenji Kamo is young and has been in a repressed family education all year round. He has never heard stand-up comedy, and was momentarily stunned by Ling Ling's words, and he opened his mouth and didn't know how to answer.
"Okay, friend, you may not be able to go too far on the road of being a fan in the future." Ling Ling said regretfully, "But it doesn't matter, Squint Eyes still has an advantage in the manga world, people must be brave enough to chase their dreams!"
"Ah... oh." The kid Kamo said dumbfounded twice, and he quickly reacted, and said fiercely, "Who are you? I haven't seen you before!"
"I'm just a kind-hearted person passing by." Lingling shook the fat mouse in his hand, "I was entrusted to catch mice for your family."
"That's right." Facing the shocked eyes of the children, Lingling proudly puffed out his chest, "I am the legendary mouse catcher, and I have been professionally exterminating mice for 20 years."
Great Ako, the young Kamo Kenji opened his eyes wide in admiration.
Wow, it's the elder sister of the mouse catcher. He has never heard such a fresh and refined name. She must be a top expert from a certain family!
Kenji Kamo asked the rat-catcher's sister a few questions carefully and enthusiastically. Seeing that he was interested, Lingling squatted down and gave him a course on the management methods of rat infestation and its practical application.
"If you decide to run away from home and leave this impersonal family in the future, use the craft of catching mice to make a living." Lingling suggested seriously: "Little cats are the best at catching mice. If you can catch mice, you kitty."
"Who doesn't like a kitten? It's a Pokmon that is a real man who wants to eat, drink, live, and whore for nothing in other people's homes. What a cunning little devil."
Kenji Kamo was moved, the kitten is so nice, and he also wanted to be a kitten.
"Okay, my sister still has something to do, let's go first." Lingling noticed the movement from Osamu Dazai, and waved to the little friend who was looking up at her, "Come on, kitty, you are the fattest!"
"It's the best, isn't it the fattest?" Kenji Kamo muttered in a low voice, watching the sister of the mouse catcher leave gracefully.
How can young children tell what is a curse spirit and what is a human being?There is a very simple way: if it looks good, it must not be a curse spirit.
People may not be good-looking, but mantra spirits are definitely not good-looking. This is a world that depends on faces.
Because of this, although Kenji Kamo felt that Lingling's body structure seemed strange, he never thought that the girl who had been talking to him for a long time was the super imaginary magic spirit that his family told him to be careful.
"The kitten is so nice." Kenji Kamo clenched his fist secretly, "I must become a kitten!"
Cats, of course, are good.
When Ling Ling hummed a song and stepped into the tent, her black cat had been waiting for a while, with Kamo Xianlun's head under her feet.
"Zero-chan, it's so slow." Osamu Dazai complained in a drawn-out voice, asking casually, "Did someone stop you on the road?"
Lingling didn't hear the subtlety in Osamu Dazai's tone, and said indifferently: "I met a cute human cub. He said he wanted to learn how to catch mice, so I taught him for a while."
She said with emotion: "It's pretty quick to learn."
Mouse catching... Osamu Dazai wisely did not explore why Lingling wanted to talk about mouse catching with children. The cause of the incident must be the beginning of another skit.
Although he is a little bit uncomfortable... about the fact that there are other people besides him who can keep up with Ling Ling's escape thinking.
"This is that, uh, pig's brain?" Lingling squatted down and poked the person who was firmly stepped on by Osamu Dazai.
Brain flower is another name for pig's brain, and the rigorous Lingling prefers a more academic way of addressing it.
"Yes." Osamu Dazai reached out and grabbed Kamo Xianren's hair, and lifted his head up, revealing a stitched black thread on his forehead.
"It's well sewn." Lingling said unexpectedly, "Can we catch him and mend our clothes?"
As for conjurers, it is inevitable that you will tear your clothes when you fight and kill, and not everyone can realize the Wujo without a lower limit.
In order to maximize savings, it is a very reasonable setting that the conjurer will sew his own clothes.
"Won't Xia Youjie know it?" Dazai Zhizhi said violently, "He won't, his almighty good brother Gojo Satoru will always know it."
After winning the bet, Wujo Gojo has to come over and do some free work for him.
"It's a pity." Lingling muttered, reaching out to lift Kamo Xianlun's sky cover.
An indescribable brain-like creature was clinging to Kamo Xianren's head, wriggling gently.
It is the biggest villain in the whole game, a parasitic creature, stationed in other people's corpses and manipulating this activity, and it will also inherit the original owner's ability by the way, a bit similar to the old monster who seized the house.
"Brain Flower, what a vivid name."
Compared with Osamu Dazai's disgusted eyes, Ling Ling, who has no aesthetics, has no mental burden.
She took out the mouse that was killed by Kamo Kenji's blood, and forced the brain-like creature into the mouse's skull.
The biggest weakness of the parasite is that it cannot survive independently after losing its host. It moved nimbly and loaded it in twos and threes, and reinstalled the back of the mouse's head.
A freshly baked chipmunk is done!Is it very simple?
Lingling dug into his pocket and took out the prop that Osamu Dazai had drawn before [R·Rubber Band of Humiliation].
[R. Rubber band of humiliation]: This is a rubber band that is often ridiculed for being ugly. It is useless and will only cause continuous humiliation to the wearer.
The Debuff prop is an ugly rubber band that the user will become slumped and depressed after wearing it. It is very suitable for use when teaching villains who do not speak human language.
I don't want to listen to you, I just want you to shut yourself up.jpg
Lingling used a rubber band to tie the seam of the mouse's Tianling cover twice, clapped his hands in satisfaction, and took out the binding rope from Xia Youjie's sneakers from his pocket to make a simple traction rope.
"Okay, so we can walk the mouse happily." Lingling put the chipmunk on the tatami and looked at it with encouraging eyes.
"Take two steps, you take two steps." She stretched out a finger and pushed the back of the chipmunk without moving.
Because the brain inside is down.
In the body of Kamo Xianlun, the brain that made waves and cared for it was first killed by a strange boy, all the spells, spells, and spells were all invalidated, and he was slaughtered, and then he was forcibly locked into the mouse's shell Li, now the whole person is stupid.
Brainstorm: who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
He was named Naohua. He used to sleep on the tatami mats and listen to music in Kamo’s old house, but now he has turned into a mouse. Some people are desperate to buy him a hamster running wheel.
How did things become like this?Brain flower pupil earthquake.
Isn't he the most powerful villain in the whole work, the most scheming, and the villain who plays with everyone, including Gojo Satoru?
Who secretly replaced his invincible script? !
What about the director and director?He wants to complain!
Director—The director is watching his little girl excitedly searching the Internet for hamster rollers.
"Shall we buy this pink one?" Zero zero looked at Osamu Dazai expectantly, "The pink is tender and tender, doesn't it suit his girlish heart?"
Does Brain Flower have a girlish heart?Osamu Dazai didn't know, but it didn't prevent him from praising Ling Ling's taste calmly and watching her happily place the order.
"Let's dispose of the corpse." Osamu Dazai waited for Ling Ling to finish his online shopping with satisfaction before saying, "We have to go back."
Ling Ling said yes, and she looked back at Osamu Dazai as if thinking of something while using the candlestick to deal with the follow-up.
"Master, although, the identity of the brain is quite important."
He has been in business for many years, has colluded with many super-level curse spirits, and has secretly established a certain friendship with the employees selected by Osamu Dazai, Leo Hu, Hana Yu, Tuo Liang and others.
The sudden disappearance of the brain flower may cause trouble.
"That's right." Osamu Dazai kicked the mouse lying on the ground pretending to be dead with his toe, "His power network is quite rare, and it would be too wasteful to abolish it directly."
In Conan's world, after Osamu Dazai killed Renye Karasuma, he could find a way to inherit the power of the Black Organization because the Black Organization is a group organization.
It is not difficult to usurp the throne, Osamu Dazai is already a skilled worker.
But Naohua is different. He belongs to a purely personal friendship network and cannot be directly inherited.
The only way to completely take away a person's entire human relationship is to completely replace him.
Osamu Dazai looked at Ling Ling silently, and from her Pika Pika's eyes, she could see that they wanted to go together.
But to be honest, Osamu Dazai was a bit reluctant, he still wanted to struggle a little more.
Zero Zero looked at Osamu Dazai who was lost in thought, wondering how such a simple question could be made so complicated by the master.
"Isn't this a very simple matter? As long as the owner sticks a black suture on his forehead, and pretends to be parasitized by brain flowers, wouldn't it be fine?"
Simple and easy.
Osamu Dazai covered his face in pain: He just doesn't want to post it!There is already a layer of bandage on his forehead, wouldn't it be superfluous to stick a thin thread?Detrimental to the dignity of his pharaoh cosplay lovers!
Lingling: ok, fine, she understands.
No stickers, just paintings.
Before Osamu Dazai put on the pain mask, Ling Ling eagerly pulled out a black oil-based pen from his pocket.
"Shall I help you draw?"
The author has something to say: Zai: You go find a ruler first (distrustful eyes)
If the painting is crooked, will he lose face?
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