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"Old thief Fujian! Update me!"

A tearful accusation shocked all conjurers in the conjuration college.

It is said that the curse spirit is the product of negative emotions of human beings, but is this too negative?They forcibly heard the taste of despair from the mouth of a curse spirit.

How long has this cartoonist been on hiatus, driving his readers into this hell?I can't even think about it.

What a terrifying world, even the curse spirits are living so hard, it makes your nose sour.

The development of the plot was unexpected, Gojo Satoru habitually reached out to push the sunglasses, but found nothing.

He elbowed Xia Youjie, "Jie, where did you throw my sunglasses?"

Before the show started, Xia Youjie stared at Wujo Wu's sunglasses for some reason, and forcibly took away Wujo Wu's body with the excuse of "what kind of sunglasses do you wear when watching TV at night?"

Gojo Satoru who lost his sunglasses: I can no longer hide my handsomeness, but in this dark screening room, who can appreciate my beauty? (beautiful boy shed tears)

Well, Gojo Satoru didn't really think so, he was just simply not used to it.

Gojo Satoru is different from Dazai Osamu, the latter wearing a bandage is purely a personal characteristic, which is proof that he has not passed the second period, but the former has a valid reason.

Six eyes, eyes born to analyze all things.If there is no certain cover, the world in Wujo Wu's eyes will be complicated and unimaginable. In his eyes, human beings may become walking mosaics, a live-action version of "My World".

By analogy, the world in Gojo Wu's eyes is very similar to Zero Zero.

Not only the simple exposed features of things, but also the invisible and elusive information flowing in the endless ocean of the world, they can get a glimpse of the whole world, so they are destined not to share a piece of scenery with mortals.

But Lingling doesn't have Wutiao Wuzhe's troubles. Her super multi-core processor is not a good-looking display. It's easy to double-open and multi-open. She can even play mahjong by herself, and she will be happy until dawn.

Ling Ling: Akimbo with pride, I am the strongest!

"Here." Xia Youjie took out his sunglasses and handed them to Gojo Wu.

Of course, it is impossible for him to maintain the sunglasses for Gojo Satoru. If this pair is broken, he will just replace it with another pair. The number of Gojo Satoru's sunglasses is basically the same as the number of Dazai Osamu's bandages, and they are all consumables.

Although, his pair of sunglasses is quite expensive. Is this the luxurious style of the hottest man in the world?You can't imagine the happiness of a rich woman.jpg Xia Youjie will find an excuse to take Gojo Satoru's sunglasses because of Osamu Dazai's nonsense.

For such a trivial matter, Osamu Dazai asked Ling Ling to send text messages to remind him at regular times every day. He was blocked countless times and still persevered. His determination is amazing.

"I will never allow others to wear colored glasses to appreciate my works. This is the last stubbornness of an artist!" Osamu Dazai's voice echoed in Xia Youjie's ear, which he could not forget for a long time.

Xia Youjie: What a wonderful person did I know?Is this the diversity of species?There really are no surprises in the world, master, I understand.

"The location is in Tokyo, right?" Gojo Satoru, who was wearing sunglasses, looked at the roaring curse spirit on TV, showing an expression of interest, and waved his hand: "Jie, let's go."

Catch this playful mantra and make soup!

Mimiko and Nanako are "at stake", and Xia Youjie didn't want to care about Wutiao Wu calling him in a tone called Pippi Shrimp, so he directly summoned his fastest spell spirit.

The two set off for a date destined to be fruitless.

After Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie left, there was a dead silence in the magic school, Ye Mozhengdao let out a sigh, Qihai Jianren hid his worries in his heart, An Geji took out her mobile phone and tried to check the news, but Mingming touched it He touched his chin and said, "Why are they running out?"

"Go and save people." An Geji looked at the beautiful woman strangely, "We are magicians, so if we see a first-level curse spirit, we must rush to eliminate it."

"But," Mingming was silent for a second, it was hard to imagine that these people were so ignorant of common sense.

"Is this program recorded and broadcast?"

Don't you need editing for your prime files?It's not a live broadcast, what's the use of hurrying over there, what's broadcast on TV might be three days ago.

"Could it be that Gojo Satoru, who is the strongest, is also the strongest when traveling through time and space?" Thinking deeply, he felt that it was possible, "Will he go back to the past and tell me the winning number of the new double-color-ball?"

Whether you can make a fortune or not depends on Wutiao Wutiao's understanding and ignorance. My sister's next life's happiness depends on you, kid.

"Huh?" An Geji's cell phone fell to the ground, Jianren Qihai coughed violently, and the hands of Noctuma Zhengdao weaving felt dolls suddenly froze.

Having been a conjurer for too long, this group of people knew nothing about the entertainment industry.

Are they already old people abandoned by the times?Ye Mo Zhengdao couldn't help but reflect on herself, and the singer suddenly took out the mirror to check the condition of her face and skin: it's not good, she is not old, but her heart is old.

Even though he was the youngest young man in the audience, everyone unanimously attributed it to Qi Hai Jianren, a mature adult: How could he be abandoned before he entered society?This is unreasonable.

Since it's a recording, it's useless to worry here. Everyone focused their attention on the projection again: Nanako in the black impermanence suit seemed completely unaware that an unknown creature was trying to snatch her microphone. Bai Wuchang Mimiko squeezed past the curse spirit without changing her face, and forcibly entered the room.

Everyone in the high school: Wow, my sister is so brave.

The large curse spirit that was squeezed away from the microphone retracted its paws, looking pitiful for some reason, and even the dull hair on its head drooped listlessly.

It followed behind the sisters step by step, with small eyes looking straight at the camera, as if it was full of C position.

"Strange, why is this first-level curse spirit so cowardly?" An Geji asked puzzled, "It's a first-level man after all."

Why does it look like it has been severely beaten by society? Has anyone abused it?Well done.

The love of the curse spirit is a persistent love.

It shrank in a corner of the camera to watch the two little girls swaggeringly analyze the Feng Shui ornaments in the house and explain the metaphysics with scientific values, without making a sound.

Until Mimiko and Nanako started throwing garlic, splashing ink, sprinkled glutinous rice, and sticking yellow talismans on the ground according to folk remedies, and put on a full set of exorcism postures, the first-level curse spirits never tried to attack them once.

"Hey, interesting." Mingming pinched the end of her hair, and the crow that landed on her shoulder echoed, "croak!"

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Why was the first-level curse spirit brutally ransacked by a bear child but didn't know how to resist?The accusations in front of the camera, the screams full of despair, what horrific evils have humans done to it?

The "Approaching Science" program group will restore the truth for you, give the victim a clean account, and return justice to the world!

Now let's enter an advertisement, don't go away, the exciting will be back soon.

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Advertisement time is also the time to clarify doubts.

In order to solve Mina-san's question, let's turn the time back to a day ago.

A taxi screeched to a stop at the door of the cartoonist's house, the door opened, and a pair of long legs wrapped in suit pants gracefully stepped on the ground.

If one ignores his disabled attire, he looks like a business tycoon.

Osamu Dazai got out of the car with Mimiko and Nanako, and Ling Ling, who smuggled directly as a curse spirit, also flew out of the car happily.

Don't get me wrong, there is no fare evasion in Lingling, and taxis are not charged per person.In order to reduce the burden on the driver, Lingling also flew happily for a long time.

Mimiko and Nanako, while arranging the black and white impermanence suits that Osamu Dazai made for them, looked up at this house, which was particularly gloomy and gloomy compared with its neighbors.

"Okay, this is our shooting location." Osamu Dazai clapped his hands in satisfaction, "Zero-chan, take out our camera."

"Obey, Your Majesty!" Ling Ling saluted, the candlestick behind her was brightly lit, and a well-equipped camera was surrounded by candle smoke and floated beside her.

False director: cameraman, scene recorder, assistant director, assistant, logistics are all available.

The real director: There are three living people on our set, and the needle does not poke!

Three living people: Osamu Dazai, Mimiko, and Nanako;

This is the entire team of the "Approaching Science" program group. To put it bluntly, it is frugal, but to put it bluntly, it is sloppy.

Most of the funds of the board of directors and the advertising sponsorship fees received were used by Osamu Dazai to clear up the relationship and be kept as a backup. The publicity campaign was a free-for-all system, and the on-site shooting was absolutely zero cost.

The camera was borrowed from the TV station. Mimiko and Nanako were not paid by their own family members. On-site soundtrack, post-editing, and perfect special effects were all a matter of waving hands. Taxi fare to the manga artist's residence.

It can be said that it is truly zero cost and high return, no pollution and no pollution.

Osamu Dazai, a first-class money-saving master.

Zero zero, his superman!Praise you who are omnipotent!

Wouldn’t it be delicious to buy more king crabs if you have money?Why spend it on doing things, Osamu Dazai shook his head, dismissing the extravagance and waste of modern young people.

"It's enough for me to have zero sauce." Osamu Dazai let Ling Ling suddenly attack him and threw his teeth and claws on his back, and said with a smile in his eyes, "Isn't it?"

"Hmm, that's right." Ling Ling rubbed his arms around Osamu Dazai's neck, "It's enough for the master to have me."

Mimiko took Nanako and walked a little to the side, avoiding the sticky conversation of Mr. Bad.

Eyes are about to be blinded.

Zero zero and Osamu Dazai are tired of being together like Siamese twins, and the work of resisting the camera must not be done by "weak" girls.

The girl in an elegant kimono raised her finger, and smoke rose from a candlestick behind her.

The black and blue meat ball of the first-level curse spirit that Ling Ling snatched from Xia Youjie's hand came out of the candle smoke, and bounced twice on the ground like a leather ball.It rolled under the camera with a grunt, and its figure swelled.

The inflated body is just enough to put the camera on its shoulders. The blue and black meat ball is carrying the camera and bouncing all the way like a spring outing. Lingling uses the mantra to command the tool Mana to stand in place. Osamu Dazai looks around , raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

Very good, their photographers are already very professional when they first get started, which is worthy of Tokyo, a city full of talents.

The camera is in place and the presenter is on stage.Under the command of director Dazai, Mimiko and Nanako stand in front of the camera in custom-made black and white impermanence suits.

Seeing to make money, the world is peaceful, and everyone obeys his orders.

"Yes, it looks very imposing." Osamu Dazai nodded in satisfaction.

You don't lose if you lose, even if you have 72 martial arts skills, you can't escape the palms of black and white.

"This suit is really good, do you want to promote it in the magic world?" Osamu Dazai thought about it.

He felt that the school uniforms of the Conjuration College were too single in style, and they didn't have the self-consciousness of all villains at all, and they weren't domineering enough.

Team clothing can increase morale and attribute bonuses, and being able to stack a Buff is one. Osamu Dazai, who is already a qualified ashes player of the dressing game, thinks so.

Think about it, Gojo Wu has white hair and Xia Youjie has black hair, what an obvious combination of black and white impermanence, how can we not match them with special clothing!These two people represent the face of the entire magic world!

He turned around and said to Xia Youjie that the design drawings are ready-made, which is convenient and fast.

"Are you ready? Let's start now. Zero-chan, music!" Osamu Dazai held a black slate and clicked it professionally, and the filming officially started.

Hearing the sound of the slate, Ling Ling instantly connected to the nearby WIFI, and played her treasured BGM of the underworld at the highest volume.

The sound of the water piano sounded like the shadow of countless people's childhood, and goosebumps fell all over the ground. The half-headed Sadako from the neighbor's house was so scared that she hid in the TV and hugged her weak and helpless self.

The zero-zero dj song library is good for everyone who has heard it.

"Welcome to our show..." Nanako and Mimiko said nervously.

"Crack!" the strict director called to stop, Osamu Dazai frowned, obviously already deeply into his role: "It's too lively! We don't need the tone of a living person, to show the feeling of a hell girl."

They are underworld shows, they don't need an underworld host!

"Zero-chan, add an auxiliary buff to them." Osamu Dazai thought for a while, then turned his head and said to Ling Ling who secretly braided him.

"Okay." Ling Ling covered his masterpiece with his hands as if nothing had happened, pretending that nothing happened, and waved his sleeves slightly.

The white candlestick behind her floats to the camera, circling its love magic, vividly using the funeral setting to set off the atmosphere for the two little girls who are not in the state.

Lingling: Is that enough hell? (looking forward)

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Under the strict requirements of the director, the two of them recited the same opening sentence eight hundred times in one piece, until the end, there was nothing to love.

Coupled with the gloomy sound of the water piano, in such a wide street, no passer-by dared to join in the fun, and everyone slipped away so fast that they even forgot to call the police.

The piercing wind was whistling, Lingling continued to braid Dazai Osamu while controlling the gear of the blower.

"Okay, let our guest appear." Dazai Osamu said softly, without looking back, he accurately grasped Lingling's messy hand on his head.

Ling Ling regretfully looked at the shofar braid that she had to stop halfway through her braiding, and blew a crisp whistle with her fingers in her mouth.

At the same time, Nanako and Mimiko opened the door with a key, and held their breath to watch a ferocious animal claw stretch into the camera as expected.

Special guest [unlucky first-level curse spirit] appears!

That's right, the curse spirit that shocked everyone at the high school of conjuration was also part of Osamu Dazai's script.

The timing of its reaching out, its position, and the angle of entering the camera are all carefully calculated and meticulous plans, and it is not a program effect that can be achieved casually!

Even its frightening roar of weeping ghosts and gods is in the director's script, and the lines and intonations have been repeatedly reviewed by Osamu Dazai to forcibly create the ultimate special effects of June Snow.

Dazai Osamu, a big director who was delayed by mafia career.

This first-level curse spirit, which was born from the grievances of manga readers, was chosen by Osamu Dazai from the database provided by Zero Zero at the very beginning, and he arranged it clearly.

Osamu Dazai: "We need a useful tool, the magic spirit."

Ling Ling: "OK, wrap it on me."

So, on the day when Osamu Dazai was selected, Lingling ran over and beat the first-level mantra to the flesh, beating the 200-pound child to the point of self-isolation.

Don't think that artificial intelligence can't fight, the real Kami has no shortcomings.

Manu Ling is so self-contained that he can't help but feel pity for the wicked Ling Ling.

"You just turn a blind eye to those who cooperate with our performance." Lingling squatted next to the victim and patted it on the shoulder, "Young man, don't cry, we are here to pay you justice."

Wuwu, you stole its home and beat its people, and now you are still saying to seek justice for it, human beings are all big liars!

Cursing Spirit's tears fell on the ground one by one, and Lingling rubbed its dog's head, full of love and affection: "Don't cry, don't cry, I know you are suffering."

What kind of bad intentions can it have for a manga created by readers who are resentful because their beloved cartoonist is only interested in playing mahjong?

It didn't even kill a single mosquito, it just squatted humblely next to the cartoonist's bed and read aloud for a month or two!How pure and good!

Not only that, but it was miserably favored by Osamu Dazai, and he was beaten up indiscriminately. These strange people even ransacked its nest and took it to the camera for public execution.

Miserable, curse spirit, miserable.

Humans are the real devils, when will their curse spirits stand up!

Damn it, everyone is life, why is it the only one that has no human rights!Just because it looks ugly!

The curse spirit is not convinced, they want to defend their rights!They want to fight!Fight for a better tomorrow for yourself and your compatriots!

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.In this era where the level is everywhere and the super level is not as good as a dog, the status of the curse spirit is getting more and more humble.

It's just that being wiped out by a conjurer can still save some face. If unfortunately Dazai takes a fancy to him, he can only make a wish to the heavens that he will die early and be reborn early, and that there will be no Dazai in hell.

The little curse spirit who led the wolf into the house looked at Black and White Wuchang and stood ready to speak in front of the camera. It's not that it didn't want to take them hostage, but, but!

Wuwu, the super imaginary curse spirit guarding the side is so scary, Mama help me.

Everyone is a curse spirit, why does she want to help humans, they are obviously a family.

The bewildered little eyes of Manju Ling met the eyes of the meat ball carrying the camera. It looked at the heavy camera on the opponent's shoulder, and at the blower under its arm, and suddenly realized.

dear ones!It turns out that you are its good brother!

The author has something to say: Zero Zero: No, it is different from you, it works for me voluntarily.You say yes, my little brother?

Little brother: Wuwu (tearful cat head)