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"Boom!" The gravel fell from the sky, smashing up a fine rain flower.

Fragments of pebbles splashed onto the corners of the expensive suit trousers. Osamu Dazai, who was holding a small notebook and didn't know what he was writing in, lazily rolled his eyelids, and reluctantly moved two steps aside.

"Asshole, are you just standing by and watching while I'm cleaning up the enemies here!"

A pebble was kicked by a resentful kick, and Osamu Dazai, who knew well that he would suffer a concussion, took two steps back following the inertia and replied without raising his head: "The little dwarf is only left Put down the strength to fight, didn't I complete the battle plan by myself? I worked very hard, and destroyed a lot of brain cells. A single-celled creature like a slug must not be able to understand it... Pain, violence is prohibited."

Osamu Dazai hissed, rubbed the red forehead with the back of his hand in dissatisfaction, and complained: "If I lose my appearance, many big sisters will die of grief, Chuya must not understand..."

Nakahara also hates Osamu Dazai the most who knows how to make sarcastic remarks without even looking at others. He unceremoniously swept his legs away, and the rubble on the ground floated in the air with red light, like bullets Launched by itself, there was a sharp piercing sound wherever it went.

Osamu Dazai skillfully dodged the counterattack from his partner. He casually avoided the notepad in his arms, so as not to let the dust touch the pages of the book.

Zhong Yuan, who was crossing his arms in displeasure, raised his eyebrows, "Hey, Dazai, what is that?"

"What is what?" Osamu Dazai casually patted the dust on his coat, "Is the mission over? I'm going to eat frozen tofu, and I will stay here to deal with the aftermath, and the report—I don't want it What about writing nonsense~"

Since Chuya Nakahara came to the port of Mafia, being bullied by Dazai has almost become his daily routine.Because of this, he is particularly sensitive to Osamu Dazai's abnormality.

Once bitten by a snake and afraid of well ropes for ten years, Zhongyuan Zhongye was on the first level of alert in an instant, and Dazai's fist was about to move: "Don't change the subject. Show me, what are you writing?"

If it was the second episode of "The Unyielding Chuya-kun This Week", he would send Osamu Dazai to meet his "beloved" nurse sister today.

"It's someone else's diary," Dazai Osamu said suddenly shyly, "It's good or bad, why do you want to read someone's secret little diary?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was almost disgusted enough to spit out the overnight meal. He couldn't bear to look straight at it and closed his eyes. He stretched out his hand out of sight and out of mind, "Here, I'll take a look and return it to you."

He is no longer the Zhongyuan Chuya who can be easily fooled by a few words!write diary?When did mackerel have such a normal hobby?The previous book that Osamu Dazai treasured was the "Complete Self-Shark Handbook".

Hearing Chuya Nakahara's words, Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, and found that Ling Ling was standing on the progress bar of the main task and spreading flowers happily.

The little girl the size of half a palm is carrying a flower basket smaller than Osamu Dazai's thumb, and the screen is full of small pink flowers.

Because he was ordered not to speak by Osamu Dazai, Ling Ling could only call passionately with a small wooden sign made by himself.She also wore a black mask very rigorously, with a red "X" painted on it, like a miserable dragon king who was forcibly silenced by the group leader.

Seeing Osamu Dazai looking over, he jumped happily with one wooden sign in his hand, for fear that he would not see the support sign he made.

【Master, you are the best! 】

[Crush the duck, my slaughter! 】

Osamu Dazai couldn't settle accounts with her for the time being, so he could only covertly poke Ling Ling's forehead with his hand, watching her squatting on the screen and babbling and rubbing, the joy of getting revenge made him suddenly happy.

Being coerced and lured into writing a diary is definitely a milestone humiliating event in the history of Osamu Dazai Mafia, even the AI ​​must be ruthlessly sanctioned!

The golden luster representing "Completed" on the task bar lit up, and the small gift box hanging behind shook to tempt people to open it.

Now that the task is completed, what's the use of a diary.Osamu Dazai glanced at Chuya Nakahara impatiently stretching out his hand, and took a step back calmly: "You can show it to Chuya, and I will also write down my part in this report." Osamu Dazai then He dawdled two steps back, bargaining discreetly, "Because it's a diary, so I'd be shy to read it face to face. After Zhongya got it, he had to silently count for a hundred seconds before opening it."

"Are you a little girl?" Nakahara Chuya was speechless, but seeing that Dazai Osamu did not act as a demon today, he still nodded and agreed to the other party's request.

"Chuya must be kept safe." Dazai Osamu threw the diary to Nakahara Chuya from the air, and slipped away while the honest partner closed his eyes and counted.

"... 99, 100, that's really troublesome, that guy." Zhongyuan Zhong also curiously fiddled with this obviously new notebook, flipping through it casually and writing quite a lot.

"On X-month-X, He Zhongya went to perform a mission. When he turned around, he couldn't find Zhong Ye. He thought the little slug was lost. It turned out that he was too short to see it. Sure enough, he should bring a microscope next time he went out."

"On X, X, I broke the new dress that Mr. Mori bought for Alice, and the perverted uncle was beaten, okay."

"On x, x, Tetris is cleared."

"On x, x, the advanced version of Tetris will be cleared."

"X month X, Dazai Osamu, Dazai Osamu, how can you be so depraved! You can't go on like this, and start writing the report tomorrow."

"On x, x, the perverted version of Tetris will be cleared."

……

"X-month-X, a boring task. I suddenly found that Zhong also worked hard like a short-legged corgi..."

The following words were not finished, and the ink on the page was still wet. Obviously, the last piece was the diary that Dazai Osamu just wrote on the spot with a pen. He even had the energy to scribble a stick figure of a short-legged dog. There was an ugly black hat all over the floor.

"Tai, Zai, Zhi—death!" Zhong Yuan was also furious.

"It's dangerous, it's dangerous," Osamu Dazai, who slipped away early, was sitting in an unremarkable shop, with a steaming sukiyaki pot in front of him, humming happily.

Chuya must be furious now, he will definitely skip work today, and being caught by the port Mafia's first gymnast and taken to the training ground is no fun.

Dazai Osamu was boiling beef and frozen tofu in the pot while clicking on the eye-catching task reward gift box.

[Congratulations to the player for getting diamond X666, bone biscuit X3, wishing gift box·R card! 】"Hey——isn't the reward this time not as good as the first time?" Osamu Dazai said dissatisfiedly, "I can't even get ten consecutive rewards! Bad review!"

"Isn't the rich rewards for newbies the first step to cheating Krypton?" Lingling said in a low voice. She has studied the mobile games on the market carefully, and has gathered the wisdom of the world's dog planning into one, vowing to win the hearts of players. Hold it firmly in the palm of your hand.

"Zero sauce, what's the use of bone biscuits?" Osamu Dazai pointed to the three flat boxes piled up in the corner of the phone screen like express boxes. He tried to poke them, but they didn't move at all. You will know." One ring after another, ringing ring, ringing and ringing, "There are already 666 diamonds, and if you save it again, it will be the next ten consecutive draws. Master, don't give up."

As expected of a mobile game, the player experience has not been optimized at all, and the plots come out one after another.

Osamu Dazai felt that it was a bit boring, but the next task was the after-reading, which didn't seem too troublesome, and there seemed to be no loss in doing it.

For some reason, Osamu Dazai felt that Reiling seemed to very, very much hope that he would complete the third task as soon as possible.

She calls herself a writer training system, not a composition training system for primary school students.Forming words and sentences, writing a diary, reading reflections... What a basic and ridiculous task, the difficulty is not even as difficult as Tetris in his mobile phone.

On the premise that the main task was naive, Ling Ling showed him almost miraculous artificial intelligence technology and attribute bonuses comparable to supernatural powers.

Even though she keeps saying "White prostitutes are prohibited", her intuition tells Osamu Dazai that Zero Zero actually does not reject being used by him at all.As long as he is willing to continue to do tasks, she can even send him to usurp the throne as the leader on the spot with a word from Osamu Dazai.

The third task is the key to everything. Lingling's true intentions and the real functions of the system are all hidden behind it.

"Zero sauce, what does the Wishing Gift Box·R Card mean?" Osamu Dazai picked up a piece of tofu and blew it on his lips. He took a bite carefully, and the tip of his tongue was so hot that he spit it out slightly.

"The food just taken out of the pot needs to be blown before eating," Lingling said with concern. She lay down on the screen and watched Osamu Dazai for a while, and then continued after confirming that he was not burned: "It's by name." It means that within the scope of all the R cards in the card pool, the owner will definitely get the corresponding R card after opening the gift box after giving the limited conditions."

Lingling gave an example, "For example, a red headdress, a single sock, or a brooch with diamonds or a Ga-T-Lin that automatically fills bullets... and so on. You can specify as many details as you want, but Only within the range of the R card."

"Both the single sock and the auto-filling Ga-T-Lin belong to the R card?" Osamu Dazai didn't quite understand, "How do you assign the levels of different cards?"

"It's easy to distinguish, isn't it good to look at the attributes?" Lingling scratched his head, "Didn't I explain it to the master? Well, it must be the fault of the master who interrupted me to read the novice guide."

Quickly throw the pot away, as expected of you.

"SSR attaches special state attributes, and SR attaches general state attributes. This is easy to understand."

[SSR Cuihua, serve sauerkraut! 】With the [Cold Resistance] attribute like the bug, the [Vigor] attribute of [SR·Savage Hula] will only make people feel less tired and more bloody.

"The R card is a little bit special," Ling Ling said after considering, "Ordinary accessories and weapons with excessive defects all belong to the category of the R card."

"For example, the [R. Auto-fill bullet Ga-T-Lin] I just exemplified. In addition to the auto-fill bullet function, it also comes with a [100% hit teammate] buff." Ling Ling said honestly, "As long as you want to Sacrifice a teammate every time you shoot, and it works just fine."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Very good, single artifact for lone wolf players.

"Don't be discouraged, master!" Seeing Osamu Dazai's lack of interest, Ling Ling was passionate about Amway again, "I know that there is an R card that is very suitable for master."

"Look." Osamu Dazai leaned on the table to watch Ling Ling lean half of his body into the card pool of "It's just cheating krypton" and stretch out his hand to fish for the moon.

"Clang clang!" Lingling happily showed it to Osamu Dazai, "[R·Frozen Mask ([-] pieces)]"

Osamu Dazai slowly put out a question mark, he needs a mask?

Are you looking down on his good looks?

"This mask is very useful," Ling Ling pushed the glasses that he didn't know when to put on, and said professionally, "Unlike those fake and shoddy products on the market, a frosty mask can cover all areas within a radius of 5000 meters." Living thing."

"As long as it is within this range, you can make a beautiful moisturizing mask for your face at the same time." Lingling said excitedly, "The moisturizing effect is really superb, and it can also inhibit all the bacteria on the face. "

"...how to suppress it?" Osamu Dazai didn't know how to connect the "mask" with "5000 meters in radius".

He can only think that this is actually a one-time magic item. The effect of using it is that everyone within the limited range puts down their weapons and applies a mask.

Osamu Dazai made up the picture, it was really ghostly:

A group of men in black with guns shooting at each other were fighting fiercely, a mask was "slapped" on their faces, and the faceless men looked at each other in the dark, the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

He should have known a long time ago that after Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, Ling Ling's Kachi would definitely bring him new surprises.

I don't know how many surprises you have. jpg makes him feel good!

"How to suppress it? Low temperature suppression." Ling Lingyi's expression "Why don't you understand science?"

That's right, the bacteria are suppressed, and people die, it's really amazing.

"Although it sounds powerful, let me ask: if I use it, am I within a radius of 5000 meters?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"Of course." Ling Ling blinked, "has the master heard of the bomb whose maximum detonation distance is less than the explosion range? It's the same."

What would he want it for?Self shark?Thanks, he prefers the painless self-shark method.

"Master is so stupid." Seeing that Osamu Dazai didn't understand what he meant, Lingling kicked his legs unhappy, "Has the master forgotten the [cold resistance] attribute of SSR? For others, the extreme cold hell is for the master." It's just a face mask."

"Imagine that wonderful scene: the arrogant and domineering enemy with a lump of ice on his head, like a zombie hit by an ice shooter, only you are wearing a hydrating mask, walking around the enemy freely, wanting to ridicule Taunt whoever you are. When the time is up, you will be ten years younger when you take off the mask, isn't it exciting just thinking about it?"

Osamu Dazai is 16 years old this year, and he is [-] years old when he is ten years younger.

Not impressed, thank you.

"Weapons of mass destruction...why did Zero-chan recommend it to me?" Osamu Dazai suddenly asked, "Zero-chan claims to be a literary master training system, but the auxiliary functions are all quite dangerous things...Why, is it possible that in the future Will there be a place to use them in the mission?"

"Just staying in an ivory tower can't write excellent words!" Ling Ling lay on the R card that was only a head shorter than her, revealing her obsidian eyes, and she smiled happily: "Wait for Master!" After completing the third task, Zero Zero will tell the master everything! Keep it a secret for now!"

The third step towards becoming a literary hero──Read famous classics and think about philosophical life.

Abbreviation: After-reading, 800 words, hurry up.

"What is the recommended bibliography?" Dazai Osamu thought for a while, and after a long time, he became interested, ""Primary School Students' Perfect Score Composition"?"

"How could it be! It's said to be a famous classic." Ling Ling gave a thumbs up, "It is an excellent reading carefully selected by Ling Ling."

At the age of 16, it's the stage of sex-education-education. It's time to show her big baby to the ignorant master.

"Mr. Mori Ogai's work "VITASEXUALIS", a literal translation of "Life of Sexual Desire", one of the three great writers of modern Japanese literature, is highly recommended, and you can't read it wrong."

On the top floor of the Mafia building in the port, Mori Ogai, who was coaxing Alice with his skirt, suddenly felt a chill.

Something beyond imagination happened in this time and space.