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"Bang!" The door was kicked open.

"Hey, mackerel bastard, Mr. Mori is looking for you." Nakahara walked into Osamu Dazai's office impatiently, frowned and looked at the person lying on the chair who refused to move: "Don't force me to kick you to the roof ,gone."

After another two seconds, the person nestled in the chair moved. Dazai Osamu slowly blinked his misty eyes, pulling his thoughts back from the distant different time and space.

Oh, back.

The obedient subordinates and funny detectives are gone, only the vicious little dwarf and the bad-bellied doctor are left.

Life is unfortunate.

Osamu Dazai was holding a little rabbit doll in his arms that didn't match Mafia's style of painting. He stretched out his hand to play with the rabbit's ears and said lazily, "What a fierce little slug, don't you have any manners? The weather is good for getting into the water, why do you want to meet the strange young-female-controlling uncle."

"Be polite to the boss." Chuya Nakahara frowned. He always respected Mori Ogai, although what Osamu Dazai said was a well-known fact.

"It's really troublesome." Dazai stood up reluctantly, holding his little rabbit in his hand, and followed Nakahara Chuya out of the office unhappy.

Nakahara couldn't help but cast a strange look at Osamu Dazai. He lifted his chin and asked, "What are you holding in your hand, a doll? I didn't know you had the same hobbies as Q."

"It's a super-cute little rabbit, and a rude little guy like Chuya will definitely not understand." Osamu Dazai wrinkled his nose in disgust, and changed into a coquettish JK voice: "I have to hug the doll to fall asleep at night Well."

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was going to spit out the overnight meal, and he held his fist forbearance.

You can't fight, at least you can't let Osamu Dazai see Mori Ogai with his swollen eyes.This bastard who likes to sue black, if he wants to look good when he is on a mission next time, his head will be blown off.

"Dazai-kun, Chuya-kun, you are here." Alice sat on the leader's seat, posing as a standard behind-the-scenes boss, and Mori Ogai held up a small skirt and looked at Alice eagerly.

"Alice Sauce! Just put on this one and show me!" The bearded doctor clasped his hands together and made a prayer, "Just one, one and it will be all right."

"No, blame uncle!" Alice pushed Mori Ogai away with a look of disgust.

Nakahara was also accustomed to everything in front of him, but Osamu Dazai hadn't seen this scene for several months, and suddenly felt a little nostalgic.

It turned out that the leader of the organization he joined was so unreliable?

Osamu Dazai recalled the night when he worked overtime at the port Mafia, and compared it to the days when he was oppressing his subordinates to work overtime in the black organization, he felt inappropriate.

Wouldn't it be nice to be the leader yourself, why do you want to work for the strange uncle?

Osamu Dazai, who already had some experience in managing the Mafia organization from scratch, looked Mori Ogai up and down, and his heart was about to usurp the throne.

Mori Ogai: I suddenly felt cold.

"Dazai-kun," Mori Ogai looked at the pink and white rabbit in his arms in surprise, "Is this... a gift for Alice?"

Did the eldest son he raised for so many years finally know how to be filial to his old father?Mori Ogai is so touched!

Not really.Osamu Dazai put Linger Rabbit on his shoulders and sat down, expressing his rebellion to Mori Ogai personally.

"This is the doll I hug when I sleep." Dazai Zhizhi said confidently, "I won't be able to sleep without her."

"Her?" Mori Ogai pondered over the personal pronouns, and his eyes suddenly filled with kindness when he looked at Osamu Dazai.

As expected of the cub he taught, he is exactly the same as him!

Alice is Mori Ogai's human ability, and her image and character come from Mori Ogai's settings.

Dolls have no gender, and those who are pink can also be boys, but Osamu Dazai thoughtfully planned the character design for his little rabbit, which won the true biography of Mori Ogai.

Mori Ogai was touched: No one would teach Dazai-kun these things except him.His precepts and deeds really worked!

As expected of him, a great educator in Yokohama!

Teacher Natsume will praise him when he hears it!

"It's so disgusting to laugh." Osamu Dazai turned his head in disgust, rubbing his cheek against Lingling Rabbit's body, and fell into the fluffy trap.

Who doesn't love fluff?It is human instinct to yearn for warmth and softness. Black mud such as Osamu Dazai prefers beanbags to hardwood chairs.

What's more, Lingling can also generate heat by itself, and a rabbit walks sideways in winter in his hands.

"Unfortunately, it's too small," Dazai Osamu muttered, he could only warm his hands or neck.He wanted a bigger one, and a humanoid pillow would be great.

Since Lingling can make the possessed rabbit doll self-heat through the magical black-tech alchemy, isn't she a super-class central air conditioner with a physical body, warm in winter and cool in summer?

Thinking about it makes me happy, Osamu Dazai suddenly has the motivation to save diamonds and draw cards.

"...To sum up, Dazai-kun, you and Chuya-kun take people to take over the supplies left by the surrender organization and the members who are willing to surrender." Mori Ogai finished speaking, and when he looked up, he saw that his beloved disciple was addicted to sucking rabbits Rabbit, didn't listen to him at all.

Mori Ogai is not angry, he is also so focused when he sucks Little Alice, the world's troubles can't break the barrier of his love at all.

"Mr. Dazai," Mori Ogai said earnestly, "Restrain yourself a bit outside, and go home and play as you please after closing the door."

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Dirty adults see everyone with colored glasses, the clean ones clean themselves, and Osamu Dazai disdains to collude with middle-aged uncles.

Responding to the task, Osamu Dazai shuffled along the corridor of the Mafia port, with Nakahara Chuya ten meters in front of him.

"Hey, will you die if you walk too fast, Dazai?" Nakahara turned his head angrily, "Don't drag me to work overtime with you."

"What, if you work overtime today, it's Chuya's fault, right?" Osamu Dazai retorted.

"Huh? Why?" Nakahara Chuya raised his eyebrows, as if Osamu Dazai couldn't explain why and sent him to the ICU ward.

"Mr. Mori's task is to receive the legacy and returnees of the surrender organization, but there is no organization that surrendered to the port of Mafia recently." Osamu Dazai shook his index finger, "That is to say——"

"Before I do it, the Central Committee must first turn the hostile organization into a surrender organization."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "Whether you want to work overtime today depends on Ya's efficiency."

There are no enemies in the world who are willing to surrender, but if they are beaten too much, there will be. ——Lu Xun "..." Zhongyuan Zhongya is dumb, dare to rob and sell the "inheritance" and "returnees" in the mouth of the BOSS?

The honest Nakahara Nakaya feels that the BOSS is worthy of being a BOSS while manipulating the gravity to take a step ahead. Dazai Osamu watched his partner flying over the eaves and disappearing, and compared in his heart "Yeah!"

It's so deceiving, without him needing to say anything, Zhong also consciously shouldered the task of the two people. He is really a model worker in the port Mafia.

"Go buy crepes." Osamu Dazai stroked his chin, "After eating, Chuya's work is almost over."

"What flavor of crepe does Zero-chan like?" Osamu Dazai asked Lingling Rabbit on his shoulder in a good mood, "Although you can't eat it, you can smell it."

"Master, are you a devil?" Ling Lingshui hit Dazai Osamu's hand with a carrot, "I like the smell of green pepper and carrot."

Ling Ling has no concept of taste, nor likes and dislikes, but she knows that Osamu Dazai hates green peppers and carrots.

"Zero-chan failed to learn." Osamu Dazai patted Lingling's exposed rabbit head in dissatisfaction, "You should say that you like strawberry flavor—this is the standard answer of a cute girl."

"It's a stereotype," Ling Ling sharply pointed out, "In most people's eyes, strawberries are a symbol of cuteness and girlhood, but the most typical symbol of red should be blood, right?"

"Blood? Not bad." Osamu Dazai really followed Lingling's train of thought, "Then let's go buy special crepes for vampires!"

"Yeah!" Ling Ling applauded.

"What is Mr. Dazai going to do?" Subordinate A in a black suit passing by saw a gust of wind blowing across the Mafia corridor at the port, leaving only an afterimage at the corner.

"I just heard him yelling to grab the vampire's crepe?" Subordinate B recalled.

"Huh? Really? Mr. Dazai is going to fight vampires for a crepe?" Subordinate D repeated.

"Have you heard? Mr. Dazai who ate the crepe became a vampire!"

"What! Mr. Dazai who ate a vampire turned into a crepe?!"

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"Ah!" Osamu Dazai sneezed, he took a bite of the crepe with double strawberry jam, unaware that he had become a crepe in the hearts of everyone in Mafia at the port.

"Chuya~ so slow—" Dazai Osamu dragged his voice, and slowly walked to the warehouse where the bullet casings rolled all over the floor, passing by the corpses all over the floor without blinking his eyes.

"Get out, lazy guys are not qualified to make sarcastic remarks." Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted coldly, and removed the foot that was stepping on the head, "Next is your job."

"How rude." Dazai Osamu muttered, took the pink and white rabbit lying on his shoulder into his arms, and kicked the person Nakahara just stepped on.

"Alive?" He curled his eyelashes, "That's really great."

The man paralyzed on the ground like a dead dog struggled to lift his bloodstained eyelids.

He was the leader of this small organization, so he was deliberately spared by Zhongyuan Zhongye so that he could confess his "inheritance".

He looked at Osamu Dazai who looked down at him from a high position, and moved his lips: "I didn't expect the leader of Mafia at the port to be a brat..."

"Hey," Nakahara couldn't listen anymore, he said dissatisfiedly, "What nonsense are you talking about, Dazai doesn't look like a leader, does he? Did I break your brain?"

Few people dared to intervene when Osamu Dazai was interrogating his enemies.Even though he looked at the friendly smiling face, the port Mafia members standing neatly behind Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya looked at their noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, noses, and hearts of Nakahara Nakaya neatly, pretending that he did not exist.

But...they secretly thought in their hearts, the man on the ground was right.

Dazai-san is really like the leader.

Different from his usual fearful methods, he clearly didn't feel sorry for anyone today, and the way his eyes swept across with a faint smile was more intimidating than the gloomy eyes before. It's hard to imagine that he is actually a 16 year old boy.

The leader of the hostile organization lying on the ground coughed up blood, but did not answer Zhongya Zhongya.

Don't be urged, he intermittently explained what Mori Ogai wanted, and cooperated like doing a questionnaire on the street.

"He's a smart man." Osamu Dazai, who saved a lot of trouble, stroked the rabbit in a good mood, and he was rushing home to play the newly released game with Lingling, so he was very talkative.

"Give him a good time." Osamu Dazai waved his back to Nakahara Nakaya, "Please leave the mission report to Nakaya."

Before he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai deftly lowered his body to avoid Nakahara Chuya's flying kick, and walked away in two steps in three steps.

Osamu Dazai, who got off work early, was a happy Osamu Dazai. As soon as he entered the room, he kicked off his shoes, flew to the soft sofa and took out his mobile phone.

"Qiang!" Lingling stood on the screen and held up a CD to Dazai Osamu, "The new game that the master wants, I have grabbed the top ten limited bonuses."

"Zero-chan, eternal god!" Osamu Dazai raised his arms and cheered.

The two e-sports players quickly turned on the TV.Osamu Dazai sat cross-legged on the sofa, placed Lingling Rabbit on a small area surrounded by his legs, and pressed the game controller on the rabbit's head to hold it.

Ling Ling on the screen looked at the rabbit avatar that he had been forced to shorten, and pressed the mini handle on the little black dog's head in a learned manner.

Heitu: Huh?

The dog is still your dog.

Only the middle head of the three-headed hellhound was unfortunately shot.Its two brothers frantically stuck out their tongues and taunted it, and the head in the middle whined in anger. It didn't dare to shake its head due to Lingling's threat, so it could only wag its tail in humiliation.

"It's dark all night, e-sports doesn't need sleep." Osamu Dazai tore off a crab stick and bit it in his mouth without hesitation, "Come on Zero Sauce, it's time for a showdown!"

"Hmph, I will never release water to the master except for games." Ling Ling was full of fighting spirit.

gamart!

The next day, at night, dew pins.

"Bang!" A heavy head hit the bar, Osamu Dazai weakly took the ice wine handed by the bartender, the black eyes frightened Ango Sakaguchi who was working overtime all night.

"Dazai-kun, didn't you sleep last night?" Sakaguchi Ango asked suspiciously.

No, Mafia in the whole port knows that Osamu Dazai ate a vampire yesterday and turned into a crepe, dragged the mutilated body of the crepe to complete the mission of the boss, and used "I'm just a small biscuit and I can't write a report" again He cheated his old partner Nakahara Chuya.

"Ango..." Osamu Dazai put his hand on his friend's shoulder, strangled the honest man's fate like a dead zombie, "Why did everyone eat crepes when I came to the office today, and they were so relieved?"

Because your subordinates think that you have become a crepe, so they have booked all the crepe shops in Yokohama. They want to eat cakes to avenge the torture of you on weekdays. The enthusiasm was once very high-for this reason, Ango Sakaguchi died Will not tell Osamu Dazai.

Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and Ango Sakaguchi felt that the life he saved was enough for him to become a Buddha on the spot.

"Maybe yesterday was a festival like International Crepe Day?" Oda Sakunosuke guessed, "Everyone wants to celebrate the festival, so I should have brought crepes to the children."

No, Mr. Odasaku, there is no such festival!Don't mislead the children!

Sakaguchi Ango was speechless, and turned to look at Osamu Dazai, who was the bartender.

"Hey—why is there no crab wine?" Osamu Dazai said dissatisfiedly, "It's a bar, but can't even satisfy the trivial requests of customers?"

Isn't crab wine wine?You are discriminatory!Naked-naked discrimination!

"Compared to the cocktail with detergent, Dazai's request today is surprisingly normal." Oda Sakunosuke said calmly, "Forgive him, boss, Dazai is just a child."

"That's right, I'm just a child." Osamu Dazai answered without shame, "Remember to prepare a bottle of crab wine next time, it's really delicious."

"I will remember." The boss was also very calm, just as calm as when he refused Dazai Osamu's many unreasonable demands.

"Well, writer Oda raised a girl, right?" Osamu Dazai asked suddenly after taking two sips of ice wine.

"Sakura?" Oda Sakunosuke asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Osamu Dazai actually had a day when he was interested in family parenting issues?

"So Odasaku has experience in raising girls, right? It's a great help." Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together and said in a begging tone: "Teach me, Odasaku, how to use 'Northeast Cuihua Big Cotton Jacket' and 'An The waist drum team uniform' matches the effect of the elegant and noble Countess of the Night?"

Oda Sakunosuke & Sakaguchi Ango:? ? ?

Facing his friend's strange eyes, Osamu Dazai calmly said:

"To be honest, I got stuck in the dress-up game."

The author has something to say: Zai: It’s not that I’m poor in technology, I’ve never been embarrassed so much since I was born.

Zero zero: The time-limited proposition match event is online, as long as you pass the test, you will get ten consecutive draws, as long as you pass the pass, you will get ten consecutive draws!

Ling Ling: I put a piece of Pacific water for the master, but why can't he carry it?

Zai: Tired, let the world be destroyed.