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On a lonely night, Rum's lonely heart was held in his palm.

The first emperor broke down in the middle of his business before he started his business. Therefore, the heaven will send a great responsibility to the people. He must first bald his head, break his dentures, and blind his artificial eyes.

Only in this way can great achievements be made.

As Renye Karasuma's designated second in command, after the death of the boss, Rum's responsibilities were far heavier than those of Gin and Belmode.

Qin Jiu is only responsible for leading the younger brother to kill if they disagree with each other. With his hard work day and night, the number of people in the organization is getting smaller and smaller.

While wondering about the large number of undercover agents in the organization, Rum was also devastated with the matter of replenishing employees, and he was exhausted.

Belmode is an international superstar, and he keeps announcing his salary every day, and he has to hold a press conference from time to time to maintain his status in the industry as an actress.

She is in the United States today, England tomorrow, and Australia the day after tomorrow, flying around the world. She has no energy to manage the problem of organizing so many people to eat.

Although the organization in black is a completely unscrupulous enterprise, it does not provide employees with five insurances, one gold, meal allowances, and car subsidies at all, which is enough to be sued by the labor law.

But it is a serious organization after all, and employees' salaries still have to be paid.

It's easy to understand, why do people work hard for you if you don't pay your salary?Although organizations generally adopt the form of coercion to attract talents, there is also a need for temptation. Only by working together can we better create organizational KPIs and make the business flourish.

Under the background that the two colleagues were hands-off shopkeepers, Rum had no choice but to pick up this heavy burden and use the thick body of a middle-aged man to shoulder the heavy responsibility of sponsoring, paying wages, and distributing weapons to everyone.

It's not easy for a middle-aged man. Fortunately, he has a bald head and doesn't have to worry about hair loss caused by overwork. It can be said that he is a natural choice.

Even if it is a social animal chosen by God, raising a large family by one person will make Rum lonely. How much he wants to have a hapless person to accompany him.

When Rum was depressed, a ray of righteous light shone into his heart.

"Reliable, it's too reliable." Rum looked at his mobile phone kindly, like a farmer looking at the most promising big corn cob in the field.

He couldn't bear the huge work alone, but fortunately, Rum has a capable person under his command!

Mysterious, powerful, and predictable, with the power of a mobile phone, he can play the enemy in the palm of his hand and save the people from fire and water, which makes Rum deeply admire.

He is Osamu Dazai, who turned the tide on his own and made outstanding contributions to the Yokohama Incident.

Yes, Rum finally learned of Osamu Dazai's name after persistently sending harassing text messages to the "hero" every night.

Rum: He didn't block me, there must be a possibility between us!

The ordinary but self-confidence of a middle-aged man allowed him to successfully add Osamu Dazai as a friend, which can be described as a model example of annual online chat inspiration.

From what Rum knows, Osamu Dazai is a top talent secretly cultivated by the former leader Renye Karasuma.

Osamu Dazai lived alone in the police, lived alone in a cold haunted house, and devoted all his blood to the organization.Without taking a penny from the organization, they can only rely on takeaway to survive every day.

That's right!After exchanging names, Rum knew that he had delivered food to Osamu Dazai's house. He was the dead man in Mihua Town who was not afraid of choking to death when he ate sushi in the morning.

The takeaway boy, what a kind and great profession, walks through the streets and alleys, and there are their relatives and friends everywhere.

Sure enough, people can't just do one job these days, there are many ways to do part-time jobs, don't you think it's just a coincidence?loved ones!

After the "accidental" death of the leader, Osamu Dazai was helpless. He was in Cao Ying and his heart was in Han, and he was in agony in his heart every day.

At this time, he suddenly remembered the rum that delivered him food that day.

Against the backdrop of the takeaway, Rum's figure is so tall, stalwart, and reassuring.

Follow him, even if you don't have meat to eat, you can also eat special sushi, iron rice bowl!How can you not be moved?

It is better to act than to be moved, and Osamu Dazai did what he said.

Rum heard from Osamu Dazai that he originally wanted to surrender directly instead of using such a roundabout method, because Rum is a straightforward person, and he also wanted to learn from Rum's general style.

But Osamu Dazai believes that the reason why the Black Organization can exist for half a century has caused headaches for the police, and the biggest advantage is their cautious way of dealing with the world.That's why he adopted the method of text message contact. It's definitely not that he doesn't trust Rum, absolutely not.

Osamu Dazai: Looking at my sincere eyes, I am moved.

Zero zero:?Didn't I write the speech for you?Can you blow rainbow farts that are so natural and unpretentious?Tsk, man, throw it away when you're done using it.

Yes, the above "what Gu Rum understands" is all trash talk that Osamu Dazai forcefully poured into him. After a few touches of writing, it is almost possible to publish a book of "The Art of Language" and "Workplace Psychology-How to PUA Yourself" Black Hearted Boss".

Osamu Dazai in Rum's eyes: weak, pitiful, and unable to eat.

The real Osamu Dazai: I cried, I pretended.jpg

The made-up explanation did a good job of convincing Rum.Although he is an upright man, he is also careful. He appreciates Osamu Dazai's caution and thinks he is a talent.

An excellent undercover who contributed the first half of his life to the organization should be reused, Karasuma Renye Zai Youling will be very pleased that Osamu Dazai is so "loyal" to him.

As the boss' lackey, Rum seemed to have heard the voice of the boss praising him.

The kind old man gave a thumbs up and showed his teeth: Rum, my big boy, you did a good job.

Rum: Ah~ it's the boss's compliment!If you listen to Xianle, your ears will be bright! Boss, you old man can leave at ease, I will treat your heroes well.

Renye Karasuma: I'm fucking &*#%#@ (too angry to speak zombie language)

In order for the BOSS to feel at ease in hell, it is not necessary to take a magma bath and feel at peace.Rum began to gradually let Osamu Dazai participate in the internal affairs of the organization, starting with small things and gradually promoted.

As vigilant as he is, of course he would not reveal the secret to Osamu Dazai so quickly, Rum throws small questions to Osamu Dazai one by one in a magical way to see if he has the value of being cultivated.

Contrary to Rum's expectations, Osamu Dazai was born to eat this bowl of rice.

The opinions he put forward are either swaying with a sharp sword, which makes people feel amazing, or they are as stable as Mount Tai, which makes people feel at ease; every sentence he utters has the mysterious aura of the boss behind the scenes, and a casual tone can dominate a transaction. success or failure.

Rum's expression changed from "Yeah, you're a talented guy" at the beginning, to "I don't understand what you're saying, but I know you're right", and finally turned into a demented nod: "Yes It’s Brother Jeda drinking Kuoluo.”

So strong, he is really too strong.Compared with Osamu Dazai, Rum felt like a younger brother lying on his lap.

Rum: I am a good cook.jpg

Is this what it feels like to eat soft rice?so happy.

In fact, it was not that Rum had struggled before the situation became like this.

After all, he was the second in command of the organization, so how could he listen to what people say and become a respondent?Is he shameless?

Middle-aged men, stand up!You can no longer be led by the nose by a young man who can be your nephew, show your majesty as an adult!

"The road I have traveled is more salt than the salt you have eaten." How could such deep, connotative, and life-experienced words not be spoken to Osamu Dazai?

He couldn't speak.

Rum looked at the instruction sent by Osamu Dazai, it was concise and powerful, and he knew that there was no possibility of failure in the other party's scheme without thinking.

As if Renye Karasuma was still alive, the deep and terrifying sky above his head was propped up by someone, and those who were blessed could only live with their heads held high.

Such a demeanor and style made Rum want to say hello loudly and directly: Hi!boss!

No, no.Rum thought shamefully, people treat him as a brother, how can he just think about pushing his job to others, where is his qualification as the second in command of the organization?

Osamu Dazai didn't care about Rum's tangled heart at all, and he didn't care about his powerful influence that could disrupt Rum's heart with a few words.

Poor Rum is like an innocent female partner who is being caught by a scumbag man. While resisting the man's attraction to him, he can't stop following Osamu Dazai's orders.

In the past, there was Sherlock Holmes, a consulting detective, and Osamu Dazai, an organizational consultant later. After struggling with face and righteousness, Rum finally asked Dazai Osamu coyly one day: "Brother, why don't you have a code name? "

In the Black Organization, a person with a code name is considered a master.Osamu Dazai claimed that he was sent out to be an undercover agent by the BOSS a long time ago, and he never got his own title. He was very envious of Rum.

Rum thought this would not work: if someone has it, his good brother must have it!

Tell me bro, which code name do you like?It's okay to have the same name, I'll grab it for you!

"Code name..." Osamu Dazai put his finger on his chin and fell into deep thought.

To be honest, he felt that the code name was ashamed and secondary, and he was not interested in being as mature as he was.

"Zero sauce, what do you think?" Dazai Renjie asked his Ling Yuanfang, "Which wine name is more suitable for me?"

"Aww?" Ling Ling, who was squatting on the sand and digging a hole faster than the black soil, raised his head blankly, with shiny sand on his cheeks.

The little girl buried her face in her arms and said without thinking, "Crab wine?"

Not bad, won his heart.

Osamu Dazai nodded in agreement, knowing others is zero, great!

"I think crab wine is very good." Osamu Dazai turned around and sent messages to Rum non-stop.

Rum who received the reply: ? ? ?

His good brother, is there something wrong with his head?

Yes, crab wine is also wine, there is no reason to expel people from drinking.But it doesn't sound right!The high level of your organization is called "crab wine"?Do you want to use the code name to starve the enemy to death?

Rum doesn't think so, is the organization shameless?How could he be allowed to act recklessly!

"No, no, no, this is the code name Zero-chan gave me, I like it very much!" Osamu Dazai rolled on the bed with his mobile phone in his arms.

Forced to spit bubbles along with the mobile phone and the washing machine, Dazai Osamu leaned closer to the screen, rubbing the tip of his nose against the cold glass: "Zero sauce, think of a way. People really want to use 'crab wine' as a code name." .”

Pretty boy acting like a baby is the deadliest.Although Lingling doesn't like Dazai's beauty, she, who claims to be an old mother, can't bear the bright expectant eyes of the silly boy.

"Then let's usurp the throne quickly," Ling Ling seriously suggested, "When the master succeeds, we will change the name of Black Crow Winery Co., Ltd. to Black Crow Canned Crab Meat Co., Ltd."

"At that time, all the code names must be changed to be related to crabs. Rum will be renamed Steamed Crab, Gin will be renamed Spicy Crab, Belmode will be renamed Garlic Crab, wouldn't it be nice?"

"!" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in surprise.

God!What a sparzy suggestion!Why hadn't he thought of it sooner?

Ling Ling must be an angel sent by God to save him!Praise you, my confidant!

"I went around a few times to release the news about the trap set by the master, and it will soon reach Rum's ears." Lingling analyzed, "In order to replenish the black organization's weapon storage, he must take a risk."

"So the master just needs to wait for the news before taking any action~" Lingling held her face dreamily, "Take advantage of this time to catch up on the manuscript! The deadline is approaching."

Osamu Dazai: Indifferent.

He retracted his preface, Ling Ling was not an angel sent by heaven to save him, but clearly a devil sent by hell to torture him.

Leaving aside for the time being the thousands of words spent on dragging Osamu Dazai and Zero Zero to fight wits and bravery, Rum lived up to expectations and successfully obtained news of a new batch of overseas military-fire.

He didn't doubt the source of his news, because this secret news was heard from a neighbor of the second nephew of the husband of his informant's elementary school classmate from a port cleaner.

Simple working people will not lie!

"It's my turn." Rum was gearing up.

But when things came to an end, he hesitated a little.

The location of this transaction is Yokohama again, which is an unknown place.

Last time the undercover whistleblower forced them to cut off their tails to survive. If Osamu Dazai hadn't come in time, all the boys would have been killed in one go.

What a shame, the Black Organization has never been humiliated like this since its establishment.When he finds out that traitor, he must be slaughtered in the hot pot, or the mandarin duck pot!

"I prefer tomato and seafood pot bottoms," Dazai Osamu thought for a while, "beef and mushroom pots are also good."

He had just received a text message from Rum, which was euphemistically worded, to the effect:

I'm sorry brother, this operation is led by him and Gin Jiu. Gin Jiu doesn't trust you so he doesn't want to take you to play.I'm sorry, but I still hope you can provide more secret passages in Yokohama to the organization, and I will definitely give you a raise if things happen!

"Oh, man." Osamu Dazai curled his lips mockingly, not realizing how similar his tone and expression were to Ling Ling's accusation, "You want to whore for nothing?"

Just kidding, is Mr. Tsushima short of your salary?Are you looking down on him?

"This kind of thing is easy to be thankless, isn't it?" Lingling leaned over to read the text message with Osamu Dazai, "If something goes wrong, wouldn't Gin have a reason to blame the owner?"

The big villain actually tried to make her boss take the blame, so Ling Ling let him know why the flowers are so red.

Optimistic about modern people, this will be the most cruel torture that has the strength, and just listening to the name will make countless people cry in fear and misery: secret technique · infinite network disconnection technique!

Ling Ling: Humph, are you scared?Don't mess with anyone, don't mess with witty artificial intelligence, your WIFI password is in my hands!

Osamu Dazai looked at the mighty Lingling with his hips akimbo in the phone, wondering what she was doing again.

Anyway, Ling Ling would be retarded from time to time, he was used to it.

"Mistakes will definitely happen," this was originally a trap he set, "I didn't intend to get involved in their actions."

"Gin is more suspicious than expected, he won't trust me easily." Osamu Dazai replied slowly, "But it doesn't matter, I will make them think that every decision is their own idea."

A good hunter will not go to the field to hunt himself, but will lead the prey to jump into the trap by himself, and when he is about to die, he has to thank the executioner for giving him freedom from the bottom of his heart.

"There is nothing more desperation than driving yourself into a dead end." Dazai Osamu lowered his crow-like eyelashes, and reached out to touch his tiny head protruding: "In hell, the hanging spider silk will Being treated as a life-saving straw."

"Saving the beauty by a hero is a trick that has been played for thousands of years," Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "Occasionally, I will take on the role of the savior."

Ling Ling was pinned down by Osamu Dazai with one finger and could not move. The whole person was shrouded in shadow, pitiful and helpless.

She couldn't bear to look directly at her, covered her eyes with her hands, and complained in a low voice, "Shameless."

The author has something to say: Zero Zero: I jio that this is not a hero saving the beauty, but shameless.

Zai: Fishing law enforcement is a good civilization (applause for myself)