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The dark corridor was completely silent, except for the sound of Heitu eating and spitting his mouth continuously for three days.

The dry rice dog eats at an amazing speed. The three heads started working together. Before they tasted the taste, the biscuit box bottomed out.

"Wow." Heitu licked his mouth dissatisfied, and swept the ground with his thick tail like a broom.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"Woo." Heitu lowered his head X3 listlessly, disappeared in the blink of an eye and returned to Dazai Osamu's phone screen, and turned back into a puppy the size of a human thumb.

"What are you talking about?" Osamu Dazai, who was watching the whole communication between one person and one dog, felt abandoned.

It's obviously a movie for three people, why is he the only one who can't understand the dialect?

"Heitu said 'more', I said 'no, come back soon!'" Lingling translated for the host thoughtfully.

Dazai Osamu looked at a loss: How could there be so many meanings when there were only two pronunciations of "嗤" and "嗤"?The new language seemed difficult to learn.

"So Zero-chan can speak dog language?" Osamu Dazai said subtly, "Unexpectedly understandable."

Osamu Dazai, accustomed to being persecuted by Ling Ling's dog talk, accepted her new setting without any qualms, and firmly rejected Ling Ling's enthusiastic proposal to teach him a new language.

Osamu Dazai: You dog, I'm not a dog, don't drag me into the water.

"I can also speak 58 special languages, including cat language, bird language, and goldfish language," Lingling said proudly, "A truly perfect artificial intelligence sweeps across all species without any shortcomings. Human beings, praise my excellence!"

"Great, great," Dazai said perfunctorily.He stood up from the chair, put his hands in his pockets and walked step by step to the place where Renye Karasuma died.

The crisp sound of marbles colliding with the ground is still being played in the theater sound system, echoing and vibrating again and again.

Everyone has heard similar movements on the ceiling of their own house in the dead of night. When they were young and ignorant, they might even yell at the neighbors upstairs for not talking about martial arts and disturbing the people in the middle of the night.

But as you get older, you will find that there are more and more neighbors who don't talk about martial arts?Why can you meet them no matter which corner you move to?

Until one day, you moved to the roof...

The disturbing neighbor followed you around again, and you couldn't bear it anymore and decided to grab a feather duster and rush to the door to settle the score with him, but the moment you went out in flowery pants, you broke out in cold sweat: "I don't fucking live on the top floor? Where is the upstairs neighbor?"

In this way, the sound of marbles on the ceiling has since become another masterpiece of human beings to scare themselves besides the sound of dripping water from the faucet that cannot be turned off in the kitchen. It has been used in various horror films and has lasted for a long time.

Lingling, who is scientific and polite, reminds you: the sound of marbles in the ceiling is actually caused by a kind of mold hidden in the concrete, and it is also caused by the thermal expansion and contraction of building materials, not ghosts.

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Renye Karasuma is dead, so there is no need to continue playing horror movie BGM to enhance the atmosphere.

Ling Ling wanted to turn off the stereo, but when it came to the action, she suddenly felt a sense of reluctance. The soul of the legendary DJ went online again. She turned her fingers and changed the disc manually.

Osamu Dazai was walking in the ink-like darkness with his hands in his pockets.He has excellent dark vision and can easily avoid all obstacles without lighting.

The leather shoes made a regular rattling sound when they stepped on the ground, stepping on people's hearts one sound at a time, and the bandages wrapped on the fair skin showed a gloomy aura, and the deterrent power of not showing any signs was evident.

Osamu Dazai is familiar with this kind of road, and the road leading to the interrogation room is also covered with a thick red carpet like a theater.

Different from the original intention of the theater to prevent guests from falling, the red carpet in the interrogation room smelled of blood that was not cleansed, and was weeped by countless wailing enemies.

Walking on a similar road, the bloody memories of the past emerged in front of my eyes.Osamu Dazai's expression was indifferent, no expression could be seen in his downcast eyes, and he looked like a candidate for the most outstanding cadre of Mafia at the port.

Every day is a meaningless day.

What's the point of living like this

"That is a magical road to heaven~hey~take us into the paradise on earth~"

When Dazai ruled the black mud, the high-pitched and passionate female voice exploded in the air with the fiery passion of the Tibetan children. The air seemed to be full of flaming vitality, which made people's wisdom teeth inflamed.

Osamu Dazai staggered and almost fell headfirst on the soft carpet.

do you remember?This teenager, who was in his second year of middle school, refused to walk properly and insisted on putting his hands in his pockets like those pretenders.Therefore, if he really fell, without the cushion of his palm, the first victim would be the face of Osamu Dazai, the number one male model in Yokohama!

Good risk, good risk.In this world where you will be beaten if you pretend to be aggressive, the biggest difference between "secondary school" and "seeing through the disputes in the world of mortals and knowing the dangers of human nature, so that you can be independent and unique in the muddy world, everyone is drunk and I am alone" is : Do you look good?

You look good, everything you say is right.The three views follow the five senses, goose, Ma Ma will always support you.

Osamu Dazai is well aware of the advantages of his appearance.

He kept trying to die but was never really beaten to death. In addition to being really powerful, the reason why he has a lot of weight is that he has a good face.Therefore, the young lady who was stopped on the street and invited to die in love would politely refuse, instead of passing a call to the police to send him into the police station for tea.

Daka Oudowow Road!The Messenger of Justice, Lingling, does not follow Osamu Dazai's set!

As an artificial intelligence composed of 1 and [-], Lingling has its own face-squeezing system: whether it is a red-haired demon with a suave and evil smile, or a cold and cold master who looks like a banished fairy, or an appearance of age A genius prodigy who is only ten years old but has deep pool-like eyes of a seventy-year-old who can see through the world, he can cosplay with one click, and his ability to copy and paste is dozens of blocks away from Hatake Kakashi.

Beauty-temptation is useless to Ling Ling!Her steel-like tenacious will will never be consumed by beauty, and men will only affect the speed at which she draws her sword.

Ling Ling, who is full of resistance to beauty, naturally doesn't care about what to do when Osamu Dazai almost fell to the ground after changing the BGM. She is happily hanging her voice to the music, and she sings an octave-rising soprano.

The festive music breaks through the horror atmosphere deliberately created in the cinema in a second. Ling Ling holds her pink lala ball as a handkerchief and twists the Yangko dance.

"...Zero-chan, give me a copy of your playlist later." Osamu Dazai was silent for a long time, then quietly said.

He had a hunch that Ling Ling must be the type who mixes love business and the Great Compassion Curse in one playlist and plays it randomly. The last second was playing "Am I the person you love the most? Why don't you speak?" One second is "the light of the righteous way, shining on the earth".

Only you can't think of it, but you can't do it without her.To ruin the atmosphere, she is professional.

"Hey, can the master actually appreciate my superb taste? Lingling is so happy!" The little girl on the screen nodded happily, and impromptuly gave Osamu Dazai another second set of national radio gymnastics.

Osamu Dazai got used to it, and Osamu Dazai didn't speak, and Osamu Dazai shed tears of relief for being a normal person today.

Sooner or later, he will be assimilated into a sand sculpture by Ling Ling, and such a future is beckoning to him not far away.

Accompanied by passionate music, Osamu Dazai stopped in front of Renye Karasuma's corpse.

"Looks really good," he commented briefly, bending down to pick up the discarded gun.

"Caliber 6.35mm... It's not bad, let's use it for now." Osamu Dazai put the gun in his arms, and looked at the corpse in front of him thoughtfully: "There are three days before the performance, how should we preserve him?"

"Hang it up to dry?" Lingling raised her hand obediently, and automatically googled [-] ways to make bacon.

"Zero-chan, open your closet and show me." Osamu Dazai waved to the little girl without being distracted by Lingling.

There is a special wardrobe for Osamu Dazai, which is filled with all kinds of weird things that Osamu Dazai got by drawing cards: air-dried frog specimens and small hairpins inlaid with diamonds are placed in the same grid; The red socks; the green environmental protection hat is placed in a separate cabinet, showing dignity.

Osamu Dazai's target was not Ling Ling's beloved cuckold, he pulled it twice with his hand, and pulled out a small jewelry box from the corner.

There was a blue particle the size of a rice grain lying in the jewelry box, and the inside of the box was covered with frost cracks. The moment the box was opened, the mist billowed, as if someone had thrown a dry ice fire extinguisher all over his face.

[R·Snow White's Apple Core]: The crystal coffin is too expensive, what if the runaway princess can't afford it?Don't worry, the apple core endorsed by the Ice Queen will solve your problems.

Only one capsule is needed to keep you young forever, with a non-fading makeup effect, and you can choose from 72 colors.

This card is drawn by Osamu Dazai [SR·Run, youth! ], I picked up an R card by the way: put the apple core into the throat of the person, and the extremely low temperature will instantly freeze the person's body, keeping the corpse in the state of death.

Due to the low temperature, the capillaries and blood plasma in the human skin will be frozen together into smoothies. Only the original Snow White and the current Snow Queen with their own cold special effects can withstand its side effects, and they will be in perfect suspended animation waiting for the prince to kiss her Awake.

However, Renye Karasuma, who is not a princess, does not have this ability, and there is no prince with a strong taste who is willing to kiss him awake in the world.

Osamu Dazai is not only interested in its fresh-keeping effect, as a style recommended by the princess, [R·Snow White's Apple Core] is a very fairy product.

Gentlemen, do you still remember the story of Snow White?In the story, the neighboring prince fell deeply in love with the dead Snow White, and they lived happily together after experiencing the miracle of being resurrected from the dead.

However, people with a little bit of logic can see that something is wrong, there is a problem with its logic!

In the story of "Snow White", more than 90% of the chapters are the story of Snow White and her vicious stepmother passionately killing each other.

Two excellent and outstanding women come and go, fighting each other as men as pawns. In the end, the queen puts on an old face to sell the poisonous apples she planted herself before beheading Snow White.

The whole story basically has nothing to do with the prince, he is just a little soy sauce, used to give the fairy tale a happy ending, the real value male N number.

Therefore, there is very little pen and ink left for the prince in the story, and it is very perfunctory to let him fall in love with Snow White at first sight.

Pay attention, here comes the key point!

As we all know, love at first sight is nothing but love at first sight.Why does the prince like Snow White instead of Black Earth?

Of course it's because Snow White is beautiful!

But how can a person in suspended animation look good?This is against the Basic Law!If people who are naturally beautiful are really that strong, wouldn't the cosmetics company go bankrupt in minutes?

That's right, blind student, you discovered Huadian.

As Her Royal Highness, who can turn the strongest hunter in the kingdom against her by virtue of her beauty, make the seven spare tires willing to eat and drink, and finally successfully usurped the throne as the queen, Snow White knows the importance of beauty.

The head can be broken, but the hairstyle cannot be messed up!Don't cry, don't spend makeup!Don't bow your head, the crown will fall!Even if he is suspended animation, he is still the most beautiful cub in the world!

The fake death tool [R·Snow White's Apple Core] personally recommended by Snow White not only has an absolutely frozen effect, but also allows you to apply makeup with one click, and you can DIY in 72 colors.

The co-branded [R·Sleeping Beauty's Steam Eye Mask] is also considering developing the same function. As expected of a princess, the titled products are full of fairy aura.

Ling Ling threw the props into reality, and a thin eyebrow pencil suddenly appeared in Dazai Osamu's hand, the tip of the pen shone with rainbow-colored bling bling light.

"Hey, why should I put makeup on a weird old man?" Osamu Dazai wrinkled his nose in disgust, he looked at Renye Karasuma's face for a while, and was so ugly: "It's hopeless, Miss Hongye came here in person No pen."

The eldest sister of Mafia in the port is very good at makeup. Nakahara Nakahara was put on a small skirt by Alice after taking a photo for a photo with the help of Koyo Ozaki.

Dazai Osamu was not willing to give Karasuma Renye a tender eyebrow. He thought for a few seconds, and with a wave of his writing brush, he painted his face into a big purple eggplant.

"It's better to draw it as if you were suffocated to death, and it corresponds to the way of death." Osamu Dazai quit after a few strokes, and pulled Lingling over to write it for him.

The hardworking little bee took over the work of Osamu Dazai. She likes DIY very much and is very happy.

After Osamu Dazai's staff and Ling Ling's ghostwriting, the disguise process quickly ended. Osamu Dazai hummed a song and used a small wire to pry open the door of the prop library, and sent the most important props of this drama to the stage.

"I hope the big detective likes this gift." Seeing the item box closing a little bit, Osamu Dazai patted the dust on the corner of his clothes, "Don't let me down, I specially gave you the first-class ticket."

A police newsletter is inserted here: Recently, many criminals have carried out fraud in the form of deceptive lottery draws. The general public is requested to take care of their right hand of God and always remember our anti-fraud formula-non-chief!The first prize is a lie!Look down at your pitch-black hands, thank you for your patronage is your destiny, don't even think about smuggling!

"Yawn, I'm so sleepy." At the end of the memory, Osamu Dazai rubbed his eyes and complained dissatisfiedly, "Can Tokyo's detectives be a little more efficient?"

The famous detective on the stage hurried back and forth, while the suspects in the audience yawned one after another.

Osamu Dazai followed Ling Ling to play two levels of Tetris, and was rushed by the little girl to finish the draft. Finally, he waited for the police station invitation from Police Officer Megure, and happily got into the police car.

The police station is super good, the tea is delicious, and the lunch box is also delicious. He likes going to the police station very much, and it feels as warm as coming home.

"Really, things happened one after another." Officer Megure handed Osamu Dazai to Officer Takagi for the record, and rushed to the next crime scene without stopping.

"Officer Megure is really busy," Osamu Dazai took a small sip of the oolong tea that Officer Takagi poured for him.

"It was a joint operation with the Yokohama police." Officer Takagi said casually, and he sighed, "The world is not peaceful recently, and the terrorist actions in Tokyo have obviously increased a lot. Teacher Tsushima should be more careful when he lives alone."

There is no evidence that Osamu Dazai committed the murder. Police Officer Takagi looked at his beloved teacher and couldn't help but exhort him.

Yokohama, what a familiar place.

Osamu Dazai responded with a smile, and answered the various questions raised by Police Officer Takagi very cooperatively, so well-behaved that Mori Ogai could cry and sigh that my son is sensible.

If he remembers correctly, the Black Organization recently had a very important arms deal.

Under the crisis of the death of the former leader, Belmode told Rum to be on the scene to escort the big operation.

The address is in Yokohama.

The author has something to say: Zai: Back to my happy hometown.

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