Your AI is online

In the early morning, Mr. Tsushima, who had been working on the manuscript all night, rolled himself into the quilt and fell unconscious. His slightly curly black hair was rubbed into a ball on the pillow, and his squashed cheeks were plump. .

"Ow."

A mouthful of tiny teeth bit Osamu Dazai's face, leaving a shallow tooth mark.

"Zero-chan... don't make trouble..." Osamu Dazai closed his eyes and patted the quilt randomly twice, "Sleep with me for a while, I'm so sleepy."

The outstretched arm slapped the air, and there was nothing around him, and the person who was sleeping soundly in his arms disappeared.

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes immediately.

Lingling doesn't have the habit of getting up early—it doesn't mean that she sleeps until late, artificial intelligence doesn't need sleep at all, and surfing all night is her basic practice, but it refers to the time when Lingling "wakes up".

Osamu Dazai is used to sleeping with a fragrant and soft little girl at night. He sleeps very lightly, and his nerves will be touched by the slightest movement around him.Only a pure black technological creation like Ling Ling can maintain a motionless posture for one night, and work hard to make a good hug pillow.

Therefore, until Osamu Dazai decides to get up, Rezero will not move.

She sometimes wakes up later than Osamu Dazai, which often proves that Reiling has found a decent game.The AI, who is addicted to the game and cannot extricate himself from it, fully demonstrated his racial talent. Dazai Osamu was so hungry that she still seemed to be okay, and only took time to order a breakfast takeaway for her lazy master.

Osamu Dazai was sitting on the dining table angrily cutting the bread into pieces with a knife, his eyes wandering towards the bedroom intentionally or unintentionally.Seeing that Lingling really didn't care about him making trouble out of no reason at all, he simply threw away the knife and threw himself on the bed dissatisfied.

"Zero-chan, why don't you play with me." Osamu Dazai buried his face in the girl's soft belly and rolled, the most capricious cat in the world would feel ashamed when he saw him, deeply feeling the shamelessness of human beings, "Aren't I more fun than games? "

"Yeah, wait until I finish this game." Lingling distracted Rua Osamu Dazai's head to appease the coquettish cat, while casually replenishing the troops, chug chug beat the unfortunate online opponent to the point of crying, He plunged into the spring water and rolled his eyes, pretending to be dead.

E-sports, no emotion.

It wasn't until all the opponents hit GG on the public screen that Ling Ling got out of the game and lowered his head to kiss Osamu Dazai's eyes and lips.

"Don't be angry," she said softly. "All the rest of my day is my master's."

Dazai Maomao, very easy to coax.

This scene happens every two days, but he is addicted to games, and Osamu Dazai has never failed to see that familiar figure the first time he opened his eyes in the morning.

The remaining warmth is still around, where did the person go?

The eyes that had just opened were still covered with mist, Osamu Dazai wanted to sit up on the bed, but his earlobe was suddenly pulled.

"Yeah!" Ling Ling fell off Dazai Osamu's shoulders, fell on the pillow, and rolled into the goose down quilt.

In her eyes, the goose down quilt is more winding and majestic than the snow mountain, as if a beginner snowboarder is unreasonably tied to the skateboard and pushed down, the snowy road is covered with white light, and it takes only three seconds to be like a meerkat. Dive into the snow.

Before Osamu Dazai realized what happened, he subconsciously lifted the quilt.

The little girl he was thinking of was spread out, lying on the bed like an egg pancake. She was no bigger than Dazai Osamu's palm, and her facial features were unbelievably delicate.

Prettier than the most expensive dolls, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and let Ling Ling jump into his palm. For the first time, he understood why girls are willing to spend so much money on BJD dolls.

Is this really a treasure that humans can possess?Why don't you buy mere foreign skirts for others!Eating dirt is only for a while, but looking good is for a lifetime!

"How did Zero-chan become so small?" After a period of chaos, Osamu Dazai used a handkerchief to fold a temporary cushion for Zero-chan, and moved her to the dining table.

Osamu Dazai lay on the dining table and looked at Ling Ling, his kite-colored eyes couldn't hide his curiosity: "Is today a scare day? Another suggestion from that genius netizen?"

He accepted Ling Ling's whimsical behavior from time to time well, and happily cut a small donut with a knife and fork and handed it to Ling Ling, who was only 15 cm long.

The donut Ling Ling, which was less than a bite of Dazai Osamu, had to be held with both hands. She lowered her head and took a bite of the chocolate crispy dessert, squinting her eyes contentedly.

Osamu Dazai saw some crumbs on Lingling's mouth, and habitually reached out to wipe it off for her, but forgot the fact that Lingling was only 15 centimeters now.

With a finger down, the little girl fell backwards unexpectedly, and fell into the palm of Osamu Dazai's swift response.

Osamu Dazai gasped, carefully supported Ling Ling's body, and helped her stand firmly.

"The master is so rude." Ling Ling's donut fell on the table, and she asked with her hips a little unhappy, "Didn't the master say that he wanted to put me in his pocket and love me? Big liar, I will never talk to you again." played."

When did I say that?Osamu Dazai made a quick turn in his brain.

It seems like maybe, the night before yesterday?

Osamu Dazai lost his memory.

"What's said on the Internet is absolutely correct." Seeing Osamu Dazai's blank face, Ling Ling shook his head, "I really can't believe what a man says on the bed."

Osamu Dazai didn't dare to confront Zero Zero. This terrifying AI can use black technology to call up recordings at any time, making it hard for anyone to argue.

Ling Ling will not be shy because of this kind of thing, she is frank and fearless, she has always been frank about desire.

Even so, Osamu Dazai still wanted to say: "Zero-chan, if I remember correctly, 'I want to put people in my pocket' should be a metaphor. It's just an ordinary metaphor just like holding Yulemi in the palm of your hand. Sentence!"

When the light of literature shines into reality, the great writer Tsushima must bow down for the shocking comprehension ability of his young ancestor.

"The master is a big liar, don't even try to argue!" Lingling twitched Dazai Osamu's palm in dissatisfaction.

She is light, and Osamu Dazai doesn't feel any pain, but it doesn't prevent him from holding his wrist and making a miserable voice: "It's broken, my hand is going to be broken... I can't continue writing tonight..." Good.

What a good reason, Osamu Dazai will write it on the leave note now!

"Is the master's hand broken?" Zero letter, she actually believed it!

Osamu Dazai suddenly had an ominous premonition, which was the supernatural intuition he cultivated after being persecuted countless times.

Ling Ling followed Dazai Osamu's arm all the way up the rock, and finally stood firmly on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, and said without hesitation, "You can't hide your illness from the doctor, let's go to Dr. Yosano now!"

Osamu Dazai's hand, which pretended to be in pain, really hurt now.

With Yosano Akiko, the supernatural ability [Please don't die], no matter how badly injured, as long as there is one breath, it can be saved with a super powerful healing ability.

Conditions of use: The patient is seriously injured to the point of breath.

Yes, she can only heal the dying.What if the patient is alive and kicking and only has a small injury?

It's easy, just beat him to the brink of death and then treat him.

Osamu Dazai has his own [Disqualification in the World] passive ability invalidation halo. If you want [Please Don’t Die] to take effect, you must match Osamu Dazai’s unique skill: cardiac arrest for five seconds.

Within five seconds of "death", [Disqualification in the World] will be invalidated, and [Please Don't Die] will return.

Brief summary: If Osamu Dazai wants to treat his "broken" wrist with Dr. Yosano, he will first be beaten to death with a chainsaw by a scary female doctor, and then he will hold his breath and stop his heartbeat for five seconds when he is dying .

Just thinking about it makes me scream in pain, Osamu Dazai will definitely fight against the doctor in his life.

Before there was the unscrupulous doctor Mori Ogai, and later there was Yosano Akiko, every time Dazai Osamu was hospitalized was extremely miserable, and even the memories of the port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency were full of the smell of disinfectant.

However, Ling Lingyi looked worried and ready to go out, how could Osamu Dazai reject her kindness?

If you're a man, you can't be cowardly.

"Don't bother with Dr. Yosano." Osamu Dazai opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Let's go to the Armed Detective Agency to see Odasaku. He is currently studying for a doctor's license. As a friend, I have to act as his guinea pig. scientific devotion."

I'm sorry Odasaku, you have to take the doctor's license if you want to, and you have to take it if you don't!

Osamu Dazai didn't need to prepare for going out, he changed into a hoodie.Zero was determined to sit on his shoulders, the hoodie so that if she accidentally dropped it would end up in the hood instead of in the mouth of a stray dog ​​on the side of the road.

"It's so big." Lingling sat on Osamu Dazai's shoulders, her calves dangling, and her eyes flicked over the "giants" passing by one by one.

"Do you want some water?" Osamu Dazai held a cup of lemon tea and handed the mouth of the straw to Lingling.

The little girl hugged the straw with both hands, took two sips, and was full immediately.

Such a large glass of lemonade is enough for her to dive and swim back and forth.

"Dazai?" Oda Saku, who was processing paperwork behind his desk, saw his friend who knocked on the door, "Do you have any commissions for the detective agency?"

"Entrust you to play with Rei-chan?" Dazai Osamu made a joke, Rei waved at Oda Sakunosuke, and was suddenly nodded on the head by a hand behind him.

"It's so small!" Edogawa Ranpo looked at Ling Ling through the glass marbles, and his interest was extremely high. "Can you eat? Master Ranpo can give you snacks if you can't help it."

"I'll be full." Oda Sakunosuke shook his head in disapproval.

Seeing his serious expression, Edogawa Ranpo recalled the fear of the snacks being halved.

Wuwu, the famous detective is suffering.

"She is a guest, and the guest has special snacks." Ranpo Edogawa said confidently, ordering Kunikida Doppo to bring the thick snacks locked in the cabinet.

He whispered to Ling Ling, "You give the snacks to the famous detective, and the famous detective won't tell Osamu Dazai how to transform you back."

"Do you think the master can't guess?" Lingling also whispered.

"He won't be able to guess until night at least, and a detective can tell him now." Edogawa poked Ling Ling's face in disorder, "You are so small, you can't eat so many snacks at all, share them with me." Give me!"

When reasoning fails, Edogawa Ranpo is also very good at acting like a spoiled cat, otherwise how could he have cheated so many snacks from Fukuzawa Yukichi?

"Okay." Ling Ling nodded, "Matcha is mine, and the rest is yours."

!Edogawa Ranpo's green eyes widened: "How do you know that famous detectives like this the most?"

As soon as she picked it, she took away the limited snack that the president only allowed him to eat for a week. Is she a devil?

"Lingling, omnipotent." The little girl calmly tore open the package, ahhh, took a bite of the soft glutinous dumpling.

Stupid human, do you think her eyes are open?

Don't play reasoning games with AI, she will cheat.

Edogawa Ranpo angrily unwrapped a delicacy stick, and Osamu Dazai, who was talking to Yosano Akiko, was not surprised, and had expected that Ranpo would be persecuted.

Ling Ling, AI Branch, belongs to the category: artificial mental retardation.

The height fluctuates between 15 cm and 165 cm. In special cases, you can become shorter or taller. There are no height and race restrictions when cospalying. Copy the ninja herself.

The following is the 15cm zero zero feeding guide, please read it carefully: When you find a wild 15cm zero zero by your pillow, don't be nervous and don't be surprised.Lingling is a very stout creature, not easily overwhelmed by pillows, mobile phones and other accessories.

She is lively and active, please take care of your Ling Ling at the first time, otherwise you may be exhausted in the journey to find her all day.

The 15cm zero zero is petite, and usually only needs a bottle cap of water and one-sixth of a donut to feed to a full state.

Tamagoyaki, Daifuku and mousse cakes are recommended for dessert - but please note that although AI will not suffer from indigestion, please don't feed too much just because the appearance of zero and zero food is too cute.

It is worth noting that Zero Zero is not a mischievous creature, but almost 99% of breeders report that they have been persecuted and exhausted after raising Zero Zero—especially the otaku who thinks he is invincible in games Family friends, it is said that self-confidence has been hit by zero to a direct negative number, and I can't get back up.

I would like to sincerely remind all breeders not to provoke AI's racial talent, you are just a younger brother in her eyes.

Lingling likes breeders with a strong literary atmosphere, and feeding her a manuscript once a day on average is an ideal breeding method.If the feed is still not received after the deadline, there is a 99% possibility that the breeder will be locked in a small black room and forced to disconnect from the Internet to catch up on the manuscript.

Please don't fall into such a situation easily, Lingling does not accept any bribery method except manuscripts.

Also please don't try to break the update with lame reasons.You never know what kind of horrific plan an artificial mentally retarded person who firmly believes that "fever should be amputated to recover quickly" will come up with your reasons.

Don't pretend to die, you will really die.

If you suddenly find that the Lingling raised at home is missing or treats you indifferently, it can only prove that you have not passed the inspection of the literary master training system, and Lingling refuses to sign a contract with you.

It's a pity that your horse monkey soju dream has been shattered.

So far, only one Mr. Zai Mouzhi has successfully signed a contract with Zero Zero. It is reported that he himself has become an internationally renowned writer. His hair is still thick every day on the deadline, which makes his former boss envious.

"Rin Taro! Buy me this dress!" Alice pointed at a delicate dress in the window with her hands on her hips.

"Alice-chan..." Mori Ogai wanted to cry but had no tears.

As the leader of the port Mafia, Mori Ogai would not be short of money for anything - if he hadn't been slaughtered by Osamu Dazai and his private money ran out.

A mere foreign skirt!He really can't afford it.

Tough guys cry.

"Isn't this Mr. Mori?" Osamu Dazai met Mori Ogai who took Ling Ling to visit the Armed Detective Agency and got a lot of good luck.

"Dazai-kun." Mori Ogai immediately turned from a decadent uncle to a mature leader, and nodded politely, "It's rare to see you alone. Where's Miss Zero? Have you been dumped by her?"

That would be great.Super cute little girl, how nice to come to their port Mafia.

"Even if Alice abandons Mr. Mori because there are no new dresses to wear, Ling Ling will not abandon me."

Osamu Dazai stroked Lingling's forehead hair who was humming on his shoulder, and said in a maliciously flaunting tone: "Is it cute? Mine."

Mori Ogai looked at the palm-sized girl, sour like a lemon.

Which lolicon doesn't have the fantasy of holding a girl in the palm of her hand?The little one sits obediently with its knees in the palm of its hand and smiles at you. It can even rub its face against someone's fingers, and its voice is soft and soft. It can't be overstated how gentle it is to care for it.

Hey, it's fine if I can't buy a dress for Alice, but Dazai-kun is still showing it off in front of me, I can't live through this day!

"Run away." Lingling looked at the dust raised all the way in amazement, "Mr. Sen turned out to be a marathon master who has never leaked anything. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"He's jealous." Dazai Osamu hummed, walking on the path beside the Tsurumi River holding the zeros in his hand.

The setting sun is reflected on the sparkling river, which is a good river entering the water.

"Mr. Sen seems to like the way I am now, where is the master?" Ling Ling asked suddenly, "15 cm? Or before?"

Dazai didn't answer right away.He jumped off the embankment, slid along the grass all the way to the river, and lay lazily on the grass by the river.

Lingling was placed in the hollow of the neck by Osamu Dazai, and lay down with him.

"Does Zero Sauce look familiar?" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and drew a circle in the middle of the river, "It's right here. I fell into the water the other day and was bound by your touch."

Ling Ling remembered that that day was the first day she escaped from the laboratory, and when she opened her eyes, she saw people struggling and sinking in the water.

She boarded into Osamu Dazai's mobile phone, and stumbled all the way from fighting to falling in love and killing each other.

"Zero-chan used to live in my mobile phone." Osamu Dazai said slowly, "I was very angry at first and broke a lot of mobile phones."

Later, he gradually stopped doing useless work and followed her pace with a dispensable mentality.

As soon as he left, he came to today.

The little man who can only stay in the phone is nestling in his neck, quietly scratching his itchy flesh with the end of his hair.

"Anything is fine, AI, rabbit doll, spell spirit, human figure, puppet... as long as it's you, it's fine."

Osamu Dazai gently picked up Ling Ling, the little girl jumped twice in the air like paddling water, and stared at Osamu Dazai in the air.

Zero tilted his head.

"I heard the whispers between Zero-chan and Ranbu before." Dazai Osamu laughed, "It's too much, you don't want to play with me."

"The way to unlock today's limit is not very simple... Zero-chan unexpectedly likes fairy tales."

The slightly cool kiss was printed on the soft lips, and the white mist rose, and the girl who had recovered to her original shape hugged Osamu Dazai's neck, and was amused to laugh.

"My master is my favorite," she said briskly.

"I also like you the most." Osamu Dazai's eyes were bent, and the afterglow and the reflection of the world were reflected in his pupils.

The breeze is blowing, and the Tsurumi River flows unchanged from ancient times.

The author has something to say: Mr. Sen: Thank you for the invitation, am I the only one injured in this chapter?