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If you want to find a person who is proficient in intelligence in Konoha, the best place to go is not the interrogation class, not Anbu, not [root], but Konoha Bookstore.

In order to hide behind the eyes of the evil force Shimura Danzo, Konoha's booksellers and reading lovers spontaneously created a set of extremely complicated and terrifying encrypted codes.

The 108 encrypted questions that only the book fans of Mr. Tsushima can answer are breathtaking.

It is said that newcomers who have been introduced and developed offline need to shout "Shimura Danzo bastard!"

Osamu Dazai walked around Konoha casually with Shimura Danzo's face on his face, and received no less than twenty slaps.

This person is really unpopular, so he still wants to be Hokage?Do your Spring and Autumn Dreams.

"Zero-chan, I was scolded by someone." Dazai Osamu pretended to cry on Ling Ling's body, "They are so fierce, I obviously didn't do anything."

"The residents of Konoha scolded Shimura Danzo because of Mr. Tsushima." Lingling stretched out his hand to smooth Dazai Osamu's hair. I don't like it, it's cool."

Osamu Dazai pointed his fingers aggrievedly.

He inherited the face of Shimura Danzo and all the subordinates of [Roots]. Danzo's ban-killing of Shuji Tsushima turned nature into a non-existent legend.

But in order not to make the third generation suspicious, Osamu Dazai did not explicitly lift the ban on himself.

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"If it wasn't because I didn't want to receive a second bottle of Suxiao Jiuxin Pill, I wouldn't care so much." Osamu Dazai said with a toothache.

What happened to the Third Hokage?He is an old man himself, can't he understand the moody menopausal violent behavior of the old man?

What kind of quick-acting heart-relief pills, shame on you!

"Mr. Dazai." Jinsheng knocked on the door and came in, holding a tall stack of books in his hands, "A new batch of "Cocoon" has been printed, should we send it to the bookstore now?"

Osamu Dazai nodded: "Use the method I taught you to hide a little bit, so as not to be seen as traces left by [Root] or Anbu."

It's sad to say, Konoha's people can't tell the difference between Anbe and [root], anyway, wearing a mask is a group of people - the bad guys who banned Mr. Tsushima!

The member of [Root] who was stared at when he sent the book secretly was wronged to death.

Hey, we are obviously half-brothers, why do we beat our own people?They also want to blow Mr. Tsushima's three tons of rainbow farts in public!

Seeing that he was not the only one being scolded, Osamu Dazai immediately felt a lot better.

Yes, he's the unscrupulous boss who takes pleasure in the bad luck of his subordinates.

If this group of subordinates hadn't had the audacity to urge his draft, Osamu Dazai would be in a better mood.

Everything is changing, only the rush to draft remains unchanged. Today is also a day when Mr. Tsushima never changes his original intention.

Uchiha Obito happily stationed in [Root] to do things.

Everyone here wears masks, and Gojo Satoru has dissed his taste in masks crazily. He came here as if he was at home.

"Don't you want to meet your teacher and companion?" Osamu Dazai reminded Uchiha Obito, "Danzo will not trouble your teacher anymore."

Yes, he is safe!

Originally, Obito hadn't thought of this, but as soon as Dazai Osamu reminded him, a piece of itchy grass grew under Obito's butt, making him restless.

"Really? Can I really go?" Uchiha Obito hesitated, "But I can't tell the teacher what I did when I went back to Konoha, how should I tell him?"

Imagine, Namikaze Minato looked at the disciple who had come back from the dead in surprise: "Obito, what have you experienced during the days before returning to Konoha?"

Uchiha Obito replied: "I went to do the MLM work and preach for others."

It's too sloppy, no matter how stupid a child is, he knows that he can't say that.

"That's right." Osamu Dazai nodded thoughtfully.

Namikaze Minato has not yet ascended the throne, and he and the third generation plan to wait until the end of the third Ninja World War to hold a succession ceremony.Although there is no title, in fact, the third generation has gradually relieved the responsibility of Hokage, and the paperwork has already been handed over to Namikaze Minato.

It is precisely because of this that Namikaze Minato is not willing to favor his disciples too much.

I also want to know that Obito Uchiha has been missing for a long time and came back to life. He might be bought and brainwashed by an enemy country, and it is impossible to pass the test without strict interrogation.

"It's not easy." Lingling looked strangely at Dazai Osamu and Uchiha Obito tangling together, "Why don't you just ask the master to come here?"

Detecting the enemy's spies [root] is more fun than Anbu, and Anbu is directly under Hokage's subordinates. Dazai Osamu can use the identity of Shimura Danzo to say "Uchiha Obito is your disciple, your Anbe" I will definitely favor him, so this person will be interrogated by the old man!" He was directly taken away for the reason.

Shimura Danzo is notorious for his black heart and black hands. Uchiha Obito can pass him, it is definitely a white lotus flower that is more pure than Xiaobaihua.Suspicion does not exist.

Good guy Danzo, thanks for the bad name!

"That makes sense." Osamu Dazai nodded, "It's nothing to do with Dazai Osamu being scolded by Danzo Shimura. Since I inherit his identity, I must inherit his character and endure the humiliation!"

Uchiha Osamu looked at Osamu Dazai and Lingling discussing and discussing.He also wants to be imprisoned in [root], there are many good brothers of his here, the food in the prison is much more delicious than Anbu, and there are big chicken legs to eat.

A few actors made a final decision, tidied up their clothes and came to the door to deceive the honest boy.

Today is a magical day for Namikaze Minato.

He was originally processing a mountain of documents in the Naruto Building, when the door of the office was suddenly opened, and Konoha's ninja on duty today walked in with a man in full armor.

"Fourth generation." The ninja on duty had already treated Namikaze Minato as Hokage, "We found a suspicious man who claimed to be your disciple Uchiha Obito."

Namikaze Minato stood up suddenly, his fingers trembling, he looked at Obito who had lost one eye.

Just by looking at her eyes, she knew that she was his good apprentice!

"Minato-sensei!" Uchiha Obito cried out sincerely, "I miss you so much."

In every day when he was dissed by Gojo Satoru, Obito missed the gentle and reliable Minato-sensei very much.

Compared with the black-hearted dark forces on Dazai Osamu's side, Namikaze Minato is as warm as spring, and there will be no more Dazai Osamu, Zero Zero, and Gojo Satoru. They are almost finished chatting with Obito Uchiha and are still thinking about their first time. A case of one sentence meaning.

In the group chat of four people, he was the only one who was not in the channel.

Obito Uchiha cried so loudly that he cried out the grief and indignation of his crushed IQ.

Namikaze Minato originally wanted to ask about the specific circumstances of his resurrection, but seeing Obito crying like a [-]-pound child, he couldn't help but his eyes were red, and the two cried together.

The gatekeeper ninja and Anbu, who was hiding on the beam, watched the pair of master and apprentice cry and cry, and the documents on the table were all wet. If Konoha continued to cry, there might be an extra Nangachuan.

"Fourth generation..." The gatekeeper ninja hesitated to speak, "Do you think you want to check the identity of your disciple?"

It is still wartime, although Konoha has had a chance to rest after the country of water withdraws from the battlefield, but war is war, and the enemy's spies have as many tricks as holes in briquettes, so we have to guard against them.

Namikaze Minato calmed down a bit, he knew that this was a necessary process.Fortunately, the Konoha Interrogation Squad is his direct unit, so he can hint at how lightly they can attack.

It's just that even so, Obito might have to suffer a bit, Namikaze Minato couldn't bear to think, but it was better than being dragged into the root by Shimura Danzo.

Namikaze Minato knew how much Shimura Danzo hated him, and how unreasonably he treated the Uchiha family. Uchiha Obito was stained on both sides, and it would be hell if Danzo didn't cut a layer of his skin.

Obito must be settled before Danzo starts!

"Excuse me, Fourth Generation." A familiar, annoying voice sounded outside the door.

Namikaze Minato silently looked at "Shimura Danzo" who pushed the door in.

He had never found this old man so annoying, it made him want to hit someone.

Osamu Dazai turned a blind eye to Namikaze Minato's murderous eyes, he and Uchiha Obito who wrote "Prison food must have big chicken legs!" looked at each other, and said calmly: "Fourth generation, this person will be handed over to […] Root] to interrogate, how about it?"

Namikaze Minato: No way!

Obito Uchiha: Big chicken legs!

"Uchiha Obito is your disciple. Anbu will interrogate me. The two advisors and I are not at ease." Dazai Osamu raised his hand, Tsushengsan and Tsushengsi set up Obito and ran away, "If you can pass my test , compared to no one will be worried."

Namikaze Minato's eyes were sharp: "If something happens to my disciple at [root]..."

"What are you talking about?" Osamu Dazai pretended not to know how bad [root]'s reputation was, "We are civilized and polite ninjas of the new century, Fourth Generation, don't slander good people."

Do you know how many chicken legs Uchiha Obito has to eat in the logistics department in the past few days?As a guardian, you don't pay for food, but you dare to question their character!

Osamu Dazai was injured, he decided to eat two big chicken drumsticks today!Hungry Uchiha Obito.

Namikaze Minato was really worried, he sent two Anbu to follow them quietly, and rescued Uchiha Obito when the opportunity came.

Half an hour later, Anbu, who led the order, came back empty-handed.

Namikaze Minato: "Where are people?"

Anbu: "I was so happy eating chicken legs that I fell asleep in the cell. He was too heavy for us to lift."

Namikaze Minato fell into deep thought.

Being able to be hooked away by a chicken leg, he is a good apprentice who is not very smart. That's right.

Disciple, you said you were sick from lovesickness, why did you hear that you were fat as a teacher?

Osamu Dazai ate two big chicken legs angrily, and Gojo Go ran to tease the children in the [root] department after eating one chicken leg. He bluntly said that he has been a teacher for many years and has a teacher addiction. He wants to tease children who are funny. .

Osamu Dazai deeply suspects that the 28-year-old Gojo Satoru is actually only eight years old in mental age. Seeing him wandering in the children's area without any violation, he knows that the world's strongest is just an older child.

Ling Ling walked up to Dazai Osamu with a bitter gourd in his mouth, regretted giving up his kind act of trying to share the food in his frantically rejecting eyes, and raised the bento box in his arms instead: "Master, how to deal with this?"

"What's in it?" Osamu Dazai lost his memory, "Jellyfish bitter gourd set with zero sauce?"

If he doesn't want him, if he can't, he will die.

"It's black mud oil sashimi." Lingling lifted the lid, and Kuroze, who had been dazzled by Uchiha Madara, remained motionless, and his pupils trembled for almost a month.

He is a villain anyway, and a very scheming villain, so he can't always keep it in a bento box, what a waste box.

"That's right." Osamu Dazai nodded, "Such a beautiful bento box is not used to hold sushi but to hold him, what a waste."

"Yes, yes." Zero kept nodding.

Hei Jue was said to be unworthy even to live in a bento box, so cruel to two devils.

"Killing it would be a waste." Dazai Osamu poked Heijue's body, "Such good research materials, why not give them away."

Who should I send it to?There is only one scientific research expert in Konoha—Oshemaru.

Orochimaru, a god-man who firmly believes that science can change the world.In the unscientific ninja world, he is the only one who devotes himself to research and makes unremitting efforts. He has the most reliable and scientific laboratory in the world. Even if he still doesn't wash his hands or knives before performing surgery, it doesn't matter, this is already a huge improvement.

Osamu Dazai has some friendship with Orochimaru.

Besides Jiraiya, Orochimaru is the second person Konoha has read "Cocoon". He even wrote a reader's letter to trust Jiraiya to pass it on to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai could see that this was a man with great ideas.

His thinking is too far ahead of the times, so he feels that there are many shackles and it is inconvenient to act. In time, he must be an outstanding traitor.

Is Orochimaru Konoha's rebellion against Dazai Osamu?He picks and chooses and takes a big rag to pack the bento box, and asks Lingling to take a detour for him when he is walking.

Orochimaru is a ninja ninja, and it is quite a test of skill to deliver a courier to his door without disturbing him.

Lingling placed the bento box containing Heijue at the door of Orochimaru, and deliberately moved the position to make it appear more dignified and reserved.

She knocked on the door with lightning and ran away in a hurry, competing with the mischievous kid who rang the neighbor's doorbell and ran away.

When Dashewan heard the knock on the door, he habitually used the sense of snakes to roughly determine who it was. There was no trace, not even a breath left.

Orochimaru paused when he was about to open the door.

Even the Third Hokage couldn't do such a perfect breath cover, who is it?

He opened the door and saw a... bento box?

Orochimaru fell into deep thought. He had only seen this script when he was a child: the little girl who admired the boy next door put down her lunch box and knocked on the door and ran away with a shy face.

Could it be that the hero is actually himself?

Orochimaru has no fluctuations in his heart. He is a man married to science and has no interest in human love.

Falling in love will only affect the success rate of his experiments, you don't understand the suffering of scientific research dogs at all.

He wanted to directly throw the suspicious girl's bento box—seriously, why is your girl's bento wrapped in a rag—into the trash can, only to feel that this bento is heavy, as if it contained a person.

If a human head is produced, the youthful sweet and sour love comedy will be transformed into a thriller and reasoning blockbuster in a second, and things will be fun.

"It should be something like a Temari bento." Orochimaru casually opened the bento box, "Because it contains a lot of sushi, it looks extra heavy..."

As soon as the box was opened, Heijue's yellow eyes and Orochimaru's snake pupils looked at each other.

Hei Jue blinked his cute one-eyed little yellow man: "Hi?"

Not good, Orochimaru calmly closed the bento box, it is really a supernatural film.

The author has something to say: Ling Ling: Sending someone's head from a thousand miles away, the gift is light and the affection is heavy.Friends, there is no opt-out option.