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Teacher Tsushima is a young literary genius.

He made his debut writing mystery novels, then transformed into a romance novelist and wrote youth pain literature, then transformed into writing bloody adventure novels, and finally challenged a wave of ghost stories.

As big as the world is, Mr. Tsushima's brain is as big as it is.

His innate sensitivity to literature made Osamu Dazai hopeless and unfavorable. Even the male protagonists of his love novels died of love, and they tortured the readers until they cried and blinded their eyes with slogans of sweet love. Mr. Tsushima's unscrupulous boss Mori Ogai sends women's clothing - he is also an excellent writer.

As long as Fan Madara is not so squatting at home and willing to learn more about the daily life of the people in Wuyin Village, it is impossible for him not to have heard of the name of Shuji Tsushima.

Mrs. Tsushima, who frightened the whole village into insomnia, was by no means in vain. Many brothers who claimed to be men were killed by him.

Don't be too confident in being a human being, otherwise you will slap yourself in the face like Nakahara Nakaya, who occupies the No. 1 list of local tyrants in the world next door.

Osamu Dazai didn't sell his Amway, so he was a little hurt.

Tsushima-sensei decided not to argue with the rough ninja.Seeing that Madara believed their reasons for pursuing world peace—Osamu Dazai was telling the most truthful truth, which was more true than truth or risk—he continued to speak.

"Our purpose is the same, which is the major premise of cooperation."

"I didn't say I want to cooperate with you." Madara rebuffed straight away, "I already know the purpose of Hei Ze, and the next thing has nothing to do with you."

Madara is not used to working with people.

Whether it is Obito or Heijue, they are "subordinates" and "doers" in Madarayan's eyes. They are a part of his plan and are not allowed to see the whole picture.

Uchiha Madara is an absolute dictator. He once cooperated with Senjujuma, and the ending of falling apart made him unwilling to entrust the plan to anyone.

None of the cubs who are willing to do things well come to bully the centenarian, until his hair turns white.

Osamu Dazai told Uchiha Madara about Hei Zee and the stele, and Madara accepted this love, but he didn't mean to let them intervene.

No matter how difficult the road ahead is, he can walk alone.

Coincidentally, Osamu Dazai also doesn't like to cooperate with others, he is also a dictator.

"Your plan? The Eye of the Second Month?" Osamu Dazai said bluntly.

He doesn't doubt Uchiha Madara's IQ, but a person who regards a broken plan that three-year-olds don't believe in as a guiding lighthouse, Osamu Dazai really doesn't know what kind of terrifying answer he will get after letting Madara open his mind.

Just when you think life can't get any worse, life will always say hello confidently and loudly: "Hey friend! I got you a new problem."

When human beings think about God, they laugh, and when Uchiha Madara opens his mind, the whole ninja world trembles.

This person is obviously good at playing tricks, and he sells Amway very well. He can be praised as "scheming", but he lacks a string in his mind, which seems very unreliable.

Although Osamu Dazai is also very unreliable, he is very confident: among the four present, the most reliable adult must be himself!

Gojo Satoru: Where did you get your confidence?cat cat shocked.jpg

"It seems that no one can convince anyone." Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "Let's make a bet."

Gojo Satoru, who was chasing the curse spirit like a chicken in the distance, turned his head, unwilling to recall his youthful and frivolous years.

Osamu Dazai's words sound familiar.Remotely remember the gambling contract signed under the witness of Xia Youjie and Lingling, at the moment of signing and pledging, a voice in the dark said to Gojo Satoru: My child, your future has been decided - working for nothing Your mission in life, love it, and embark on your journey.

Baigong has been working for ten years, and Gojo Satoru wanted to go back in time and strangle the self who didn't listen to persuasion for countless nights of staying up late and working overtime.

What's the bet with Osamu Dazai!That person has a black heart, do you think you can take advantage of it?

Dazai ruled him, and any bet he proposed was based on the premise that he would definitely win.No matter how favorable the content of the bet seems to be to the opponent and how disadvantageous he is, don't expect him to lose.

"In ten years, I will bring eternal peace to this world." Osamu Dazai looked into Madara's eyes calmly, "In exchange, you will be driven by me."

"Ha." Madara heard the big joke, he couldn't help laughing, and the familiar look of disdain appeared in his pupils again.

"Are you talking to me?"

"Why," Osamu Dazai asked back, "Can't you even afford to wait ten years—oh, you really can't afford to wait."

The black-haired young man couldn't see his eyes smiling: "After all, you are going to die soon."

Madara's expression turned cold, and the tense atmosphere tensed into a string around the two of them.

Madara's peripheral vision glanced at Gojo Satoru and Lingling not far away, preparing for the possibility of their sudden attack.

The strong man on the same level as him is a strong enemy to the master of this domain. Judging from the attitude of the two of them protecting Dazai Osamu, he is obviously an existence with an extraordinary status among the three.

Contrary to Uchiha Madara's expectations, neither Zero Zero nor Gojo Satoru moved.

Gojo Satoru didn't even look at him, as if he couldn't avoid what was happening here; Ling Ling raised his head, then lowered his head boredly and continued to toss Hei Jue who was stuffed into the lunch box by her.

"They gave up Osamu Dazai?"

No, it's not.

It is because there is no need.

Because I am confident that Osamu Dazai will definitely have the upper hand in the confrontation with Madara, so there is no need to pay attention.

This trust confused Madara.

"Why do they think that I will lose to someone who doesn't even have Chakra?"

The killing intent is even worse.

With this level of killing intent, even a shadow-level powerhouse would shudder.The instinct to survive screamed in his mind, and there was no room for thinking except to escape.

Dazaiji remained unmoved.

He stood calmly on the spot, ignoring the substantial Chakra coercion as nothing, and his kite eyes were calm.

Madara was genuinely surprised this time.

He has seen people who are not afraid of death, people who are ashamed.Their eyes were as calm as stagnant water when they faced Madara for the first time, but they soon revealed their true colors under the pressure of a real strong man.

Either crying and begging for mercy, or being so sluggish that he loses his expression, all these are ugly.

Only Osamu Dazai really doesn't care.

One part of his indifference is that he is not afraid of death, but more of it is almost arrogant self-confidence.

He is confident that Uchiha Madara will not kill him, no matter how terrifying and frightening Madara's killing intent is, the development of the situation will still follow his expectations.

"You are dying." Osamu Dazai said flatly, "You know better than anyone else that you can't make many arrangements with the time you have left."

Madara has a complete plan for how to resurrect himself and return to his heyday, but with Osamu Dazai intervening, he failed to bring Uchiha Obito into the ditch, and he was no longer able to drive Heijue to the Land of Rain to monitor the victim He chose Uzumaki Nagato as the reincarnation eye container.

The original plan fell apart, and Madara was undecided about his next move.

"So what?" After a while, Madara said, "My body won't last long, but that doesn't mean I can't kill you."

Osamu Dazai saw too many death threats, not only did he not care, but he could continue to provoke Madara's killing intent.

"I actually don't need to make a deal with you." Osamu Dazai said lazily, "It's not worth it."

"You are going to die sooner or later, so I'll just carry out my plan after you die." He said slowly, "As for your successor, it's a little more troublesome, but it's not too much trouble if you get serious."

Uchiha Madara subconsciously felt that what Osamu Dazai said was true.

He doesn't need to let himself know of Heijue's plot, as long as he hibernates and waits for Madara to die, the possibility of Madara's resurrection can be completely eliminated with the force they have shown.

At that point, no matter what Osamu Dazai wants to do, Madara Uchiha has no ability to stop it.

He chose to stand in front of Madara before his death, which was actually a manifestation of sincerity and respect.

This fact made Madara unable to get angry.

"As you said, is there any point in your bet with me?" Madara restrained her murderous aura and raised her eyebrows.

Ten years is not long, and Madara's plan basically starts with a hundred years, so a ten-year delay is nothing to him.

He is more concerned about the second half of Dazai Osamu's sentence: "driven by him".

The reincarnation of the dirty land, the caster sacrifices human life to summon the dead from the pure land of bliss, and drives the dead to fight the living.

Madara knows this technique well, and it is an important hub for his resurrection plan.

If the "drive" in Osamu Dazai's mouth refers to being summoned by Madara after his death with the reincarnation of dirt...

Buy one get one free today, Madara first sends Heijue on the road and then cooks mackerel. He wants to let the world see how powerful a super chef is.

"I think your plan is too troublesome." Osamu Dazai counted on his fingers, "Before you die, first dig out your own eyes and put them in other people's eye sockets, and then kill yourself. Let someone use a spell to resurrect yourself, And put the eyes that were dug out back into their own eye sockets..."

What crime did your eyes do to be gouged out?

When Hatake Kakashi transplanted Obito Uchiha’s eyes, he still needed surgery. Your digging is smoother than an assembly line. If the wall falls down, you will accept it if you don’t help it.

What did the boy named Uzumaki Nagato do wrong?Good original eyes are not given to other people, but they insist on using second-hand ones, and half of the used ones are taken away by others.

No wonder Empress Nagato uttered the wonderful declaration of "let the world feel the pain". He does not report to the agency, but you are the source of all evil.

Osamu Dazai felt that Uchiha Madara was no good, very bad.

He doesn't pay attention to eye hygiene at all!Have you ever wondered what to do about cross-infection?With such an ancestor, it's no wonder that the Uchiha family is short-sighted, one or two see people as male and female, and they are lazy and don't do eye exercises.

The actual example of the upper beam not being straight and the lower beam crooked, good children must not learn from it.

Uchiha Madara listened to Osamu Dazai counting and counting, his eyes were gouged out again and again by Osamu Dazai, obviously it was something he planned, but he felt a kind of phantom pain inexplicably.

Madara: My eyes hurt so much, don't talk about it, don't tell me if you see it.

"Do you think it's easy to come back from the dead?" In order to maintain his dignity, Madara used his ninja terminology, "This is the best plan I got after researching ancient books and conducting experiments."

He is obviously a superstitious person, but he loves science very much. Osamu Dazai really can't see through this enigmatic man Uchiha Madara.

Was his biology teacher really not pissed off?Osamu Dazai is skeptical. He thinks that Madara's biology class must be taught by the physical education teacher!

The teachers of Quannin School all work part-time as physical education, this guess is correct!

"It's really hard to come back from the dead." Osamu Dazai didn't deny it, "But isn't your goal to return to your peak?"

In terms of life alone, Madara can actually live for a long time, as long as he can't go out to make trouble at home every day.Uncle Hei is absolutely capable of dogging, and so is elder nephew.

"To return to the peak period, you have to die first." Madara said stubbornly, "I need a younger body."

Well, this is what Osamu Dazai was waiting for.

What's so difficult about wanting a young body? Why do you have to think about it alone instead of asking the amazing Mr. Dazai?

In front of Madara's eyes, a bright crescent-shaped jewel appeared.

It is about the size of a fist, with crescent moons with curved corners, as warm and moist as jade.

Madara has seen countless rare treasures, and this gem is so beautiful that it is not within his liking.

【Really want! 】

【get it! 】

【Grab it! 】

The bustling black voice sounded in Uchiha Madara's head, and he suddenly realized that he couldn't take his eyes off the gemstone!

It's not an illusion, it's not an unknown mysterious art, it's a desire gushing from the depths of the soul.

To have it, to have it all, will come true.

Get it, get it There is no one in the world who can match him.

"What is this?" Madara restrained her desire to grab it with her strong willpower.

Osamu Dazai was a little surprised by Madara's reaction.Both he and Ling Ling were indifferent to Kaguya Stone, and Gojo Satoru lost interest after only a glance. He didn't expect Uchiha Madara's reaction to be so great.

"It's called Kaguya Stone. Yes, Otsutsuki Kaguya's Kaguya." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "Actually, they have nothing to do with each other. It's a coincidence, maybe it really has a destiny with you."

Kaguya Stone crosses the world and meets the descendants of a woman named "Kaguya", forming a closed loop in the dark.

"The role of the Kaguya stone is to allow the body to go back to the peak period." Osamu Dazai threw the stone in his hand, "It coincides with your request."

"Of course it's useless to a young man like me who has just turned [-]." Osamu Dazai bit the word "young man" a little angrily, and he didn't know whether he was connoting Gojo Satoru who was running three times or Uchi who was over a hundred Boban, "It's just right for you."

It fits so well.If what Osamu Dazai said is true, what can be achieved with only one stone, why would Madara die so hard, digging out the eyes of himself and Uzumaki Nagato without stopping.

"Is this part of the bet?" Madara shifted his gaze from Kaguyastone, and looked squarely at Osamu Dazai.

"No, this is a little gift from me." Osamu Dazai put the Kaguya Stone in Uchiha Madara's hands, "Our bet is still the same: I will make the world peaceful within ten years, and during this period you will Driven by me."

"It's really cunning." Madara said unceremoniously, "What you can get if you win, and what you will pay if you lose, there is no explanation at all."

"Win, I get a world where I won't be disturbed on the deadline." Osamu Dazai shrugged, "If you lose, why don't you go up again if I lose? Your body has been rectified, and you have plenty of time to complete it." 2.0 version plan."

The implication is that he still wants Madara to give him a free job, so that he will not suffer a disadvantage.

Madara felt the heavy weight of the gem in his palm.

Osamu Dazai did not use the Kaguya Stone as part of the deal. It was a good move. Rao Shiban felt that he must have done it on purpose, and he had to admire Osamu Dazai's control over people's hearts.

If he chooses to use Kaguya Stone to threaten Madara, Madara will never make a deal with him, even if he fights Gojo Gojo Zero Zero to the point where both sides are hurt, Madara will kill Dazai Osamu.

But now he can't do it.

Heijue's information, the gift of Kaguya Stone, and Osamu Dazai's calmness and self-control in the face of death and his excellent grasp of people's hearts are all deeply recognized by Madara.

There are not many people recognized by Ninja Shura, and he is willing to make concessions for this recognition.

Isn't it just a ten-year white job, anyway, it is for my own ideals, so it shouldn't be a big deal, right?

Uchiha Madara didn't know, playing with ago, Gojo Satoru thought so too.

Gojo Satoru: The person concerned is regretting it now, very regretful.

Gojo Satoru watched Uchiha Madara board Dazai Osamu's pirate ship with sympathy and gloating.

He's not the only one doing white jobs, that's great!

"How to use Kaguya stone?" Madara asked Osamu Dazai holding the gem in his palm, wanting to return to the pulsating green years as soon as possible.

"Eat." Osamu Dazai cleared his throat, trying to express his sincerity, "Don't chew, swallow it raw."

Madara looked at the fist-sized, crescent-shaped, sharp-pointed Kaguya stone, lost in thought.

It's time to challenge the limits of the human body.

Osamu Dazai watched Madara without saying a word, picked up the Kaguya stone and stuffed it into his mouth.

So decisive, so brave, what a man!

"Don't you want water?" Ling Ling asked kindly, Gojo Satoru threw down the curse spirit and ran over to watch Uchiha Madara's circus of swallowing a boulder alive.

Madara shook his head nonchalantly.

Only children need water to drink medicine, and they swallow Chinese medicine raw as ninjas, which are mere stones!What can he do!

Madara raised his head, his Adam's apple rolling.

The shape of Huiye stone is very tricky. It is neither round nor square, like a horn, but not as soft as a horn, which is very abrasive.

The process of swallowing it seems to have two small hooks drawing a straight line in the throat, and I get goose bumps thinking about it.

Ban Qi sinks to the dantian, slowly luck.

Zero and three people held their breath, not daring to make any noise to affect the scene of this earth-shattering human extreme sports performance.

Finally, Madara swallowed it!

The three breathed a sigh of relief, Lingling picked up her Heijue bento box and continued to play Heijue, Gojo Satoru was going to pick up Uchiha Obito who was being thrown by the cursed spirit as a ball, Dazai Osamu was about to squat down Joining Ling Ling's bento game, he was suddenly caught by Madara's cold and serious eyes.

"What's the matter?" Osamu Dazai said in his heart that he was wrong, Madara was not a person who contradicted himself in his judgment, what did he want to do now, so serious all of a sudden?

"..." Ban paused, and forced out a few words from his throat, "Give me a glass of water."

The stone choked in his throat.

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