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The Daming Mansion plays the flute day and night, and the white fog in the Ninja Village is thick, and people are weeping.

There are two worlds separated by a wall.

Sensual nobles, callous commoners, ninjas forced to kill their friends, and Mizukage who exist in name only.

This is a divided country.People are nurtured by the same ocean, but they are like monsters whose limbs are split and hidden in different storage compartments. It seems that there is only a thin layer of iron, but they will never be able to put together a complete human form.

Whether it is a fairyland or a hell behind the white mist is only a matter of a person's thought.

"This is a piece of fertile soil." Dazai Osamu stood on the attic of the Daimyo Mansion and looked out, holding on to the colonnade with one hand.

Ordinary people only see depression and confrontation, but he sees opportunities.

"The strength is weak, there is no order, the superiors are incompetent, and the black hands behind the scenes have no good intentions..." Osamu Dazai tied his forehead hair that was blown by the wind behind his ears, and his kite-colored eyes swept across this strange land emotionlessly.

"It's too easy to conquer it."

There should be an inseparable relationship between the country and the ninja village: the daimyo governs the people, the people supply the ninjas, and the ninjas defend the country.

On the political level, "Kage" is the subordinate of the daimyo, but because of his strength and high status in the hearts of ninjas, the daimyo will often give up three points on the surface.

For example, in this ninja world war, the daimyo is only responsible for letting Ninja Village release tactics in his name. The actual tactics and layout are all Ninja Village's own affairs. Like the water country daimyo, it has nothing to do with the nobles Not a few.

But no matter how it's none of your business, it's the first time that Daimyo of the Water Country has such an indifferent attitude.

Osamu Dazai had guessed from the very beginning, and the dust settled the moment he saw Daimyo.

"Uchiha Madara half-abandoned Kirigakure Village." Dazai Osamu held Lingling's finger and showed her, "The name of Blood Mist Village has only gradually spread since the current Mizukage Goju Yakura came to power. It can be seen that before They don't have a weird tradition of ninjas having to kill classmates to graduate."

There are several inhumane rules in the ninja code, the most deserving of criticism is the one that "Completing the task is more important than the life of the companion", which ruined a generation of legendary Konoha White Fang.

This stupid rule can be explained with "professionalism", but what is the reason for killing all the classmates when they graduate?Is this something normal people can think of?

Don't use the set of "Only those who survive the battle royale can become the light of Wuyin Village, our Yangko star" to wash the ground. When Lingling saw this rule, the only thought was a famous emoticon package: wait for me Come out and kill you all.jpg

In the hallucination, the plaque of "Reserve Ninja School in Wuyin Village" turned into a banner of "Asylum for Escaped Mental Patients in Wuyin Village", and bandaged monsters with teeth and claws slapped the railing angrily behind the prison door, with their eyes in disorder. Red as a tomato.

If this is the case, she can suddenly understand this stupid rule, and even think it makes sense.

Osamu Dazai: Although, I only have one question - why Bandage Monster?

He felt that Ling Ling was connoting him (with a cat-mao-criticism).

"A person with brains would not make such a brainless request, so the person who proposed it must have no brains." Osamu Dazai said firmly, "The current Mizukage Goju Yakura is a person without brains."

He didn't curse, just stated the facts.

"His brain was eaten by the zombie Uchiha Madara." Lingling took out a pale candle and shone it on his face from bottom to top, saying in a dark voice.

The BGM of Plants vs. Zombies sounded simultaneously, and Osamu Dazai pretended to be an emotionless pea shooter, spitting bubbles innocently.

Uchiha Madara is a generation of heroes.

Even if you don't listen to Ling Ling's story about the past, you can be sure just from the current state of the country of water, Osamu Dazai.

One of the five great kingdoms was abolished by him alive, and there is no rumor that "Uchiha Madara" still exists in the ninja world.

What a terrible scheming and strategy.

"...It's just too single-minded, why would he believe in such a nonsensical Moon's Eye plan?" Osamu Dazai couldn't understand.

Uchiha Madara vividly interprets what is called "there is only a thin line between a genius and a madman".

He jumped repeatedly at both ends, and Sakamoto called him an expert when he saw it.

"Zero-chan, is it because my knowledge is too narrow?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help doubting his life, "May I ask what the scientific rationale behind his Moon Eye project is?"

The ninja world is a very magical world. At first glance, it looks like a fool and believes in the metaphysical power of idealism that "the will of fire can conquer everything". As long as the studio next door shouts "Because we are Fairy Tail!" Winning that set has the same effect.

Young man, you know.

Next door is pure metaphysics, Ninja World, which actually talks about science.

Didn't expect that?The end of theology goes back to science.

There are quite a few people who understand ninja science.

There is Senshouban in front and Orochimaru in the back. Madara Uchiha, who seems to be a pure martial arts school, is also a fastidious person who can say the proper nouns such as "hashirama cells".

Especially in Qianshoubeijian, the developer of the secret technique of "reincarnation from dirty soil", which is the source of all evils, has caused many people to die, repeatedly sitting up and sitting in the coffin perpetual motion machine.

Newton's coffin board is about to be broken, let's replace him with a diamond one.

"The scientific principle of the Moon's Eye Project..." Lingling held the candlestick and thought about it, and Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to secretly turn off her dynamic BGM.

Stop singing, sing again tonight zombies are going to play disco by his bedside.

"At least," Lingling reluctantly said, "judging from the results, this plan can indeed achieve his ideal."

Uchiha Madara hopes to create a world of eternal peace. The real purpose of the Moon Eye Project is to make people all over the world become the nourishment of Otsuki Kaguya, the mother of the Sage of the Six Paths.

Everyone's death is also a way of peace, isn't that what the Holy Grail next door does?

Dazai Osamu: "..."

People in your city really know how to play.

"I really want to bring the demon Fyodor to this world." Osamu Dazai made a troublesome voice, "I want to hear the debate between him and Madara Uchiha."

"He will be killed by Madara when he speaks the first sentence." Lingling said peacefully, "I don't know why, I always think his words are very annoying."

Fyodor's ideal is to create a world without supernatural beings, if converted to the ninja world...

Kind Russian: I want to create a world without ninjas.

Uchiha Madara: Are you teaching me how to do things?

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"This is supposed to be a world where force is paramount." Osamu Dazai said lazily, "The shackles that ninjas put on themselves confine themselves."

Ninja school students who have just learned how to play shuriken can kill the daimyo with a flying knife, but the kage-level powerhouse considers himself a vassal, which is obviously caused by the world system.

"That's fine." It's not good to fight too much, and you don't need to use a knife to solve things that can be solved with your brain.

Osamu Dazai looked at Zero Zero: "If I want to get the Land of Water, what are my obstacles?"

Ling Ling blew out the candle in his hand, and said in the rising smoke, "No one."

"No one is a hindrance to the master."

"Uchiha Madara doesn't have much time." She waved away the smoke, and whispered in a slightly pungent smell, "He is in his twilight years, and he is planning a way to resurrect in full bloom."

If the ideal is not achieved, Uchiha Madara cannot die.

Even if he is very confident in his ability to sell Amway, as proud as he is, he will never entrust his ideals to others.

Some people will consciously withdraw from the world of young people when they are old.

Some people never feel old until they die.

What is old is not the person, but the heart.

An ambitious heart beats vigorously, and the exhaustion of appearance is not worth mentioning.

Uchiha Madara will not withdraw from the stage of history, the temporary disappearance is for a strong return, he will stand at the highest peak to welcome the advent of the new world.

The resurrection method he planned for himself was quite complicated to be honest, full of the feeling of contradiction and integration of science and theology, which made Osamu Dazai confused.

Materialists should not easily cross the world to visit, the three views will explode.

"He died and lived again in order to return to his heyday..." Osamu Dazai chewed on this sentence, "It sounds so familiar to me."

Lingling tilted her head to look at him, waiting for Osamu Dazai to say the key word.

Her retrieval system requires specific vocabulary to open, and because it is extremely unreliable, Dazai has always been feared like a tiger, so she changed from automatic mode to manual opening mode.

Water will boil at 99 degrees, people will die at [-] degrees, even if Osamu Dazai is killed, he will never believe again.[-]% of the world's people don't know popular science knowledge".

Comparing the Baidu Encyclopedia entry, he is afraid that he is not terminally ill, so he will have a good meal and go straight to the road. Bu Yigai Suona and blowing the whole village come to drink.

Having made enough food and clothing by himself, Osamu Dazai pulled the unknown girl into his arms, and put his hand into Lingling's cuff.

The cuffs of the kimono are very large. Lingling may have watched too many costume dramas. She especially likes the feeling that the ancients can easily take out copper plates, broken silver and roast chicken from the cuffs, so she opened a line between her locker and sleeves. The space connects the door.

The small cuffs are like a suitcase packed by mother. It looks small and can hold everything. Every time you open it, there are new surprises.

Osamu Dazai took out and took out, and without changing his expression, he put the mace, racing helmet, physics artifact and green environmental protection hat back into Lingling's sleeve, and took out a crescent-shaped gemstone.

Huiye Stone, a gemstone obtained from the ruins of the hunter world, brings people back to the gemstone of the peak period.

How to take it—swallow it raw without stuffing the teeth.

Young people don't need AI that pinches their bodies, but it doesn't mean that there is no market for its priceless identity.

"Uchiha Madara will like this gift." Dazai Osamu looked at the bright gems in his hand, "Kaguya Stone, Otsutsuki Kaguya Hime, it's a coincidence."

"How does the master want to trade?" Lingling asked, "Uchiha Madara is not someone who will be threatened."

In front of the real strong, conspiracies are all subterfuges.Madara disdain, Dazai Osamu also disdain.

A respectable opponent must use a strategy worthy of him.

"I'm not good at fighting." Osamu Dazai shrugged mockingly, "Before negotiating, at least one must be qualified enough to sit on the negotiating table."

This is true of any transaction. Before the psychological warfare starts, you must first show your qualifications to your opponent.

It has always been other cooperative organizations seeking relationships and wanting to get on the negotiating table of the port Mafia. Osamu Dazai experienced it for the first time and found it very fresh.

The smooth and smooth road is flat and boring. Even if the people who lick blood on the tip of the knife miss the comfortable and stable life, what makes them tremble most is the moment when the sharp knife kisses the skin.

The heart beat faster, and the blood in the whole body poured into the brain.

The more excited and calmer you are, the closer you are to death, the more you have to laugh out loud.

"It's really interesting." Dazai Osamu rubbed Lingling's cheek, his half-closed pupils were as comfortable as a big cat biting off the throat of its prey.

"Inspired." He said with happy eyes, "Stay with me all night tonight?"

Lonely men and widows are alone in a room, happily preparing for the whole night - rushing to draft.

Mr. Tsushima, I touched the world's dedicated person of the year without you and I smashed the TV.

"Nobles close their eyes and don't watch the world, ninjas blindly listen to Mizukage, only the suffering, poor and hateful ordinary people are insensitive." Osamu Dazai picked up a brush and dipped it in ink, and made a circle on the tip of Lingling's nose.

"There are also cat whiskers." Ling Ling didn't hide, and nodded her cheek, "I am the cutest kitten in the world."

No, Osamu Dazai thought silently, you are undoubtedly a devil if you don't agree with each other and put on the [SR Strict Reminder] suit.

He has PTSD about this suit, and hates himself for drawing cards for countless times.

"What story does the master plan to write this time?" Ling Ling watched as Osamu Dazai spread out the manuscript paper and dropped the first drop of ink on the paper.

"Zero-chan thinks, what makes people obey?" Osamu Dazai wrote steadily, sharp and treacherous.

His words are like his own, he is good at military moves, and he is even better at controlling the enemy with one move.

It is Osamu Dazai's usual style to choke the throat before talking about other things, and the initiative must be in his hands.

"Fear." Ling Ling played with the tip of her hair with one hand, and said leisurely, "Fear makes people obey. This is the fastest, easiest and most suitable method."

She understood what Osamu Dazai meant, "Does Master want to write a horror novel?"

Ling Ling said hesitantly: "Although it is very good, the effect of horror novels may not be that great."

For example, if you read a horror novel tonight, you may not dare to turn off the lights to sleep for a week, but it is absolutely impossible not to dare to go out in broad daylight.

"Let me explain it in another way." Dazai Osamu chatted with Lingling while writing furiously.

He doesn't like voices disrupting the rhythm of his work, except for Ling Ling, who will make Dazai Osamu unable to continue writing if she doesn't make a sound for a long time.

"Zero sauce thinks, why do people who like horror movies still love horror so much that they can't give up when they are scared of incontinence?"

Before Lingling could give a standard textbook answer, Osamu Dazai asked again: "What if... horror movies aren't movies?"

Why does the audience only feel fear, excitement, and excitement after the protagonist in the story is dismembered by a murderer, instead of running away from the door and trembling?

Because there is a silver screen.

No matter how strong the sense of substitution is when you enter the play again, the essence of watching movies is to watch other people's lives.The audience may empathize with the scene, but they will not feel that they have traveled into the screen and completely reproduce the feeling of the protagonist.

The knife didn't cut himself, so of course he didn't know what pain was.

"This horror novel is to create an atmosphere." While speaking, Osamu Dazai suddenly smiled brightly at Ling Ling.

It's not an ordinary, familiar smile, but it's the source of nightmares for every Osamu Dazai victim. It often appears when he tries to make you do something, or torture, or social death, in short, it's not a good job.

Port mafia is called internally——魔话の笑.

"Only when the story is engraved into reality and people who have experienced substantial pain know fear." Osamu Dazai put his hands together and bowed, using the kitty's most powerful eye attack, "Please zero-chan, this is the fastest way. "

"For the sake of our common ideal, the task of pretending to be a ghost and dancing to the gods is entrusted!"

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