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Country of Water, Fog Shadow Village.

The outbreak of the Third Ninja World War has made this country that relies on ports and fishing boats even more depressed.The port where the ships were parked was empty, and there were three or two cats in the surrounding restaurants, still lingering.

Ninjas fight ninja battles, ordinary people live ordinary lives.

Obviously living in the same country, but it is like day and night, which never overlap.

In other shadow villages, although the relationship between ninjas and ordinary people has become more and more tense as the war continues, ninjas are the protectors of their own country after all. Even if ordinary people are bored in their hearts, most of them appear to be kind on the surface.

Only Wuying Village is different, they are not even willing to do superficial efforts.

After all, this is a village where the holders of the blood succession limit will be exterminated.

The country of water has almost no land for farming and animal husbandry. Most of their food depends on overseas imports and seafood from the sea. Therefore, rice, pork, sheep and beef are very expensive, which is like stealing money.

However, seafood is cheap!

Big and cheap!

"This is my paradise!" Osamu Dazai happily rushed into the restaurant near the port, and he was so happy that he passed out just by looking at the menu hanging at the door.

Yokohama is facing the sea, and seafood is already considered cheap, but the special price in Kirigakure Village still stunned Osamu Dazai.

That is a discount that will make grandpas and aunts all over the country rush to buy it by plane, basically equal to free gift.

"The price of one king crab in Yokohama can be worth five here, so I'm so happy." Osamu Dazai took off happily.

He announced that this shop was contracted by him, and all the king crabs in the shop were served on the table. If you can't finish eating, take them away!

Dazai Osamu was wearing a black dragonfly-patterned haori, and he was dressed up in a kimono, and the ukiyo-e flying on the sleeves was incredibly delicate.

The owner of the shop has never seen such a good-looking person, with elegant manners, expensive and gorgeous clothes, and is somewhat more noble than the children of nobles.

They have only seen vulgar ninjas, their indifferent eyes swept over ordinary people walking on the street, and the smell of blood on their bodies could not be washed away by sea water.

"Which family's young master and Ji Jun went out to play secretly?" The shopkeeper thought while boiling water, "I don't even bring servants with me, so I'm not afraid of being robbed?"

No matter how noble a child of a noble family is, he is still a piece of meat in the mouth of refugees without protection, and it is written on his face that he is stupid and how fast he spends money.

"Two, go home quickly after eating. It's not peaceful recently." The owner reminded the customer because of his generosity, "Be careful of being killed by a ninja, and you won't even be able to pick up the body."

"Do the ninjas here kill people casually?" Osamu Dazai bit a crab leg, almost melting with happiness.

Port city, eternal god.

Osamu Dazai will pay special attention to Yokohama, and definitely more than half of the reason is that it has a lot of crabs near the sea.

Osamu Dazai, who was only a crab, fell in love with Wuyin Village.This country with simple folk customs, sea-view houses, and super fat crabs (emphasis) is very suitable for him. He thinks it is suitable for retirement, very suitable.

"Kirigakure Village has the title of Blood Kirigakure, and the ninjas have to kill all their classmates before graduating from school." The shopkeeper said blankly, "Do you think they kill or not?"

Talented people come from the country of water, and the folk customs are simple and simple.

society, society.

The store owner thought that the young couple would show fear and might run away from the door. Before he spoke, he blocked the door calmly, fearing that they would skip the order by eating the king's meal.

It's normal to be afraid. After all, the rules of Wuyin Village are so unreasonable that people can't figure it out. The locals call him a good guy.

It took time and effort to train so many ninjas, and in the end one was left alive and the others were buried. They also complained about the lack of manpower and strength in the village-nonsense, everyone was killed by you, if you lack people, just keep a few, is it sick? ?

The civilians don't know much about the ninja's "merit-based admissions" rules, they just think they are sick.

This may also be the reason why the relationship between ordinary people in Wuyin Village and ninjas is particularly bad.

As long as the forehead is marked with the sign of Wuyin, it must have killed all his classmates. You let a group of unarmed ordinary people deal with murderous monsters every day.

Faced with the shopkeeper's secret poking and scaring thoughts, the men and women dressed as nobles in front of them showed suddenly enlightened expressions.

Lingling: "Wow, it's pretty wild."

Osamu Dazai: "The corpses are all thrown into the water? Like it or hate it!"

The shopkeeper determined that the two men were either out of their minds or sick.

He's telling a super scary and scary story, save yourself some face and cry!

"Aren't you afraid?" The shopkeeper couldn't help asking, "You look like you are from outside, right? Although I don't know why you came to the country of water in such a leisurely manner, but once you come, you can't go back."

He wasn't lying.In the future, the war will become more and more serious. The country of water, which needs to rely on water transportation, is naturally isolated from the world. Without huge manpower, material and financial resources, it is by no means easy to leave.

As for why he could tell at a glance that Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling were nobles from other countries and not from his own country, it was because of the smell.

The local nobles ate more seafood. Even though the nobles did not have to worry about eating rice and meat, sea fish was still their staple food.

If you eat too much, even your skin has a fishy smell, and you have to use a lot of perfume to cover it up every day. The whole person seems to be marinated by spices, which is particularly smoky.

But the two people in front of them are different, light and elegant, like rosemary that can't catch the end note.

"You didn't bring any servants. If you run out of money, it's unknown whether you can survive." The shopkeeper said with pity and pleasure in his heart, "Maybe one day I will see the bodies of you two on the side of the road. Not even mass graves!"

"You are so long-winded." Osamu Dazai said dissatisfied.

He was happy to eat crabs at first, so it's fine if the shopkeeper doesn't do business, and he couldn't say a good word all the time, so the crabs in his mouth didn't taste good.

My friend, your tip is gone, please send me a five-star review, thank you.

"Uncle, you don't seem to be worried at all." Ling Ling asked, holding his chin, "Aren't you afraid that ninjas from other villages will come in?"

"I have the ninjas from Wuyin Village to deal with it, so what does it matter to me?" The shopkeeper disagreed.

"You hate ninjas so much, why don't you wait for them to save you?" Are you a tsundere again?The character repeats hello.

The shopkeeper gave Lingling a strange look, and confirmed that the clothes and accessories on Ji Jun were expensive, and he must be a child from a wealthy family: "You are a nobleman, don't you know?"

The nobility is not a panacea, and it's been a long time since you guys still engage in class worship.

"Ninjas will be reprimanded by daimyo if they don't resist foreign enemies, and they can't afford to eat without daimyo's appropriation." The store sneered, "Bingliang pills are not cheap."

I understand, this is looking down on ninjas and waiting for ninjas to save them, with a sense of superiority, as if ninjas are inferior to ordinary people.

"Aren't they afraid of death?" Osamu Dazai asked Ling Ling in a low voice.

The port Mafia also has a business of collecting protection fees, and the merchants blessed by them will send discount coupons during the holidays, and the attitude cannot be lowered.

The hunters in the hunter world also have a detached status. Even the rich businessmen who hire them often treat each other with reason and are not so arrogant.

"Because of the ninja's positioning." Zero Zero and Dazai Osamu came together and explained in a low voice, "They position themselves as war machines, the kind that can do anything to complete the mission."

I regard myself as a machine, no wonder I look down upon and disdain to be with ordinary people.

In addition, ninjas are a group that pays attention to blood, and they rarely intermarry with non-ninjas, because the children they give birth to may not be able to refine chakra and become ninjas.

"Ninjas look down on ordinary people who can't refine chakra, but are willing to work for them for money and name. Ordinary people look down on ninjas who are hundreds of times stronger than them, even if they can kill people with just a move of their fingers." Osamu Dazai laughed. "interesting."

Ninjas and ordinary people live together, and most of Chakra's power system is open to the outside world. Compared with the isolation between ordinary people and magicians in the magic world and the semi-concealed state of the hunter world, this place has truly achieved integration.

But also split.

"Different from powerful forces, the spiritual world, cultural level, and technological power of this world can't even match half of the Hunter World." Osamu Dazai looked at the wax tears dripping from the candlestick, and uttered the tragic voice of an Internet addicted boy, "What is the value of existence in a world without computers and mobile phones?"

He can completely understand why everyone wants to fight to death. In this world without entertainment, what else can everyone do besides fighting?

Among other things, in the lonely, sleepless nights, having a fight with an idiot, you can't wake up in the end.

It has been treating insomnia for 100 years, which is not bad.

After eating the crab happily, Osamu Dazai casually took out some money from his pocket and gave it to the shopkeeper, and walked out with Ling Ling.

"The sea breeze is so strong." Osamu Dazai didn't like the smell of fish lingering on his nose, "Let's find a place to live far away from the sea."

The five buildings of the port Mafia are close to the sea, and Osamu Dazai is used to living in a sea view room in his office, so he has no interest in the same scenery.

"The hostels here don't seem to be very hygienic." Lingling thought for a while, "I know there is a good place to live."

Dazai Osamu looked back at her, tacitly said: "Zero-chan and I have the same idea?"

"Of course, I know the master very well." The girl dressed as Ji Jun blinked slyly, "Didn't the master guess it when he changed clothes?"

They don't know if they ask three questions, and they can still be treated as noble children by the store, relying on their temperament and clothing.

Although the nobles of the five major countries have contacts, the geographical location of the country of water is really bad, and the news is more than ten days behind other countries.

In addition, during the period of war, the banquets and letters between the nobles were greatly reduced. As long as the clothes are suitable, the characters are suitable, and the background is well edited, the image of a runaway boy and Ji Jun is afraid that they will not be able to live up to it?

The world is so big, as long as you can be deceived, you will be home anywhere.

"Let's go," Ling Ling said happily, "Let's go to the famous family in the country of water to eat and live."

Fat Sheep No. [-], slaughter!

At the same time, in a hidden cave, Obito Uchiha opened his eyes in bewilderment.

He has only one right eye left, and the left eye was given to his friend Kakashi Hatake by himself before he died.

"Am I still alive?" He looked at the hole above his head in bewilderment, and the fine soil fell into his slightly opened mouth.

Bah bah, the patient needs a sterile environment, but the person who rescued him moved him to the soil with the most bacteria and microorganisms.

According to Obito's preliminary judgment, the person who rescued him was not hygienic and had no common sense.

"You're awake." A deep voice sounded in front of Obito.

He struggled to look with one eye and saw an old man with white hair.

His hair is gray, but his eyes are fearless, seeing everything as grass and dirt.

Even in a hole in the ground, his domineering and majesty will not be damaged.

Obito understands, this is a father-like man who can say "I have traveled more salt than you have eaten".

"I remember that my body was pressed by the stone." Obito still couldn't move his body freely, but this body was undoubtedly completed.

"It's the cells from the column space." Uchiha Madara said heavily, "I used the cells from the column space to complete your body."

Hashirama, Senju Hashirama is the only person who can call this name in the whole ninja world.

The God of Ninja World, that man is called by people.

By the way, his younger brothers are called Senju Feima, Senjuwama and Senju Banma.

It is not difficult to see that the reason why the family of the Thousand Hands is called "Thousand Hands" is because they have more hands to build the house, which is very reasonable.

The Qianshou family is responsible for the infrastructure.

Once you mention Senjujuma, you have to mention Uchiha Madara.

God of the Ninja World and Shura of the Ninja World, you can tell by their nicknames, the latter has a bad reputation.

The same is true for the Senju family and the Uchiha family, the latter's reputation is overwhelmed by the former.

According to the results obtained by Zero Zero from the world data, the biggest reason for the bad reputation of the Uchiha family is that everyone thinks that their family members are too cold, and they don’t greet people when they meet on the road, and walk by completely ignoring them.

But according to AI's ingenious supernatural analysis, the reason why the Uchiha family never greets others is actually—severe myopia, but they don't wear glasses.

Sharingan, as the name suggests, is a skill that uses the eyes.As you use it, the degree will increase. It is a principle that you play too much with everyone on mobile phones and computers.

Anyone who wears glasses knows that when the glasses are held one meter away, there is no distinction between humans and animals, and the world is a hazy beauty.

People can't see it at all, how do you let others say hello?How embarrassing to admit the wrong person.

But if you want to say that the Uchiha family is right, then it is definitely not.

If you are short-sighted, you should get a pair of glasses as soon as possible. Don't deceive yourself here. No matter how big a pair of rabbit eyes are, you should be short-sighted, isn't it also short-sighted?Why bother.

When Uchiha Obito heard the words "Hashirata cells", his fuzzy mind became a little clearer.

He is a scumbag, he does not understand high-end black technology, and he still knows the term cell.

Humans are made of cells, Obito tried hard to recall the medical ninja knowledge Lin told him.

He didn't quite understand it, and the only impression left in the end was: a human being is made up of cells, and a person inherits the blood of his parents at the same time. Whoever's cell should call them parents."

Wait, this guy says his missing body is made of "columnar cells"?

Didn't Qianshou Zhujian also become his father? !

No, no, no, no, absolutely no!Uchiha and Senju are feuds, how could he allow the ancestors of his enemies to be his father?

Even if, even if the cells from Senjujuma complete his body...

"Ahhh, this ethics is wrong!" The boy Obito was entangled like never before.

He is not a person who does not know how to repay his kindness. Everyone respects the gods of the ninja world, but isn't it a bit too much for him to be a father after many years of death?

Uchiha Obito substitutes himself: He lives peacefully in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, but suddenly finds out that he has an extra son in this world, and he is a child from the family of the enemy. I am afraid he will vomit to death.

Even though Senju Zhuma is known as a gentle, talkative and kind person, such a matter of principle cannot be easily overcome with a laugh!

But Obito thought about it again, no.

He was already ready to die at that time, and he had almost explained the things that should be explained. It was not his idea to use interstitial cells to complete himself, and this cannot be left on his head!

It was because the person who saved him was too wild and unruly. Although Uchiha Obito was grateful to the other party for saving his life, the kind-hearted boy decided to tell the truth: you used the cells from Senjujuma to replenish the body of the Uchiha family's cubs, Ethics are wrong.

Obito Uchiha looked up at his savior carefully.

The light in the cave was dim, and Obito could only see Uchiha Madara's white hair clearly.

In the era of war, there were very few ninjas who could live to old age, and most of the old people would also dye their white hair black, so they misled this silly boy: Obito thought that ninjas were born with black hair, and they will always have black hair, the stronger they are The less ninjas have gray hair.

Most powerful ninjas also have black hair, and occasionally white hair is rare. For example, Senju Fumama, his elder brother Hashirama has standard black and long straight hair, but he has white long thorny hair.

Uchiha Obito's idea is actually correct.The more powerful the ninja, the more active the Chakra in their bodies. Chakra is the essence of life force, so they will naturally look extra long-lived, young and beautiful.

Although the man in front of him is old, but he does not pretend to be a powerful ninja who can overwhelm people without showing off his breath. He must be a powerful ninja capable of shaking the world.

A powerful person will never disappear from the crowd, and his name must have appeared in some brilliant battles.

Uchiha Obito used his clever little brain to think carefully:

A powerful ninja, he who saved his life as a Konoha ninja, has "Hashirama Cells", calls Senju Hashirama by name, and is obviously an acquaintance of the God of Ninja World, and has conspicuous white hair.

The answer is about to come out.

"I understand." For the first time, Obito felt that he was so smart, not inferior to Kakashi who was praised by everyone.

"You are the younger brother of Senju Hashirama, the Second Hokage Senju Higama-sama, right?!"

The author has something to say: Madara: ...

Did he save a fool?

ps. Madara is very upset (quietly)