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Ling Ling said that Osamu Dazai would be beaten, and he would not be able to escape in all likelihood.

It is one thing whether you can escape or not, how can a person give up lightly before making an effort?Let him struggle to the death.

Osamu Dazai is an indomitable spirited guy, and he is smart with a plan.

On the second day, before going out, Osamu Dazai carefully wrapped the bandages covering his eyes, put a few OK bandages on his face, wrapped his right hand in plaster, and even dug out a crutch that had not been used for a long time from home, and went out fully armed. work.

As long as he dresses himself up as a disabled person, others can't beat him up!

In order not to be beaten Dazai Osamu sacrificed too much, Ling Ling very cooperatively held Dazai Osamu's uncast arm, and the two moved forward at a slow pace.

It doesn't matter, anyway, Osamu Dazai has never won a perfect attendance award, so he doesn't have to worry about being late or anything.

"Good morning, Mr. Dazai, Miss Lingling." The boy in a black suit at the door bowed habitually. He was surprised when he looked up and saw that Osamu Dazai was "seriously injured".

Mr. Dazai actually came to work from the scene of the car accident, what a hardworking employee.

When the backs of Osamu Dazai and Lingling disappeared from sight, the younger brother immediately took out his mobile phone from his pocket and frantically pressed it.

【Shock!Mr. Dazai suffered a car accident and suffered a comminuted fracture all over his body. Is this a moral distortion or a loss of human nature? ! 】【Hitting people, not thugs!Hit Mr. Dazai in the face, what are you doing!I'm still waiting for an update, woohoo, won't there be an update to "A Fork in the Way" today, right? 】【Maybe...Mr. Dazai's hands are the treasures of the world, you must take good care of them!Why does he protect his face but not his hands Wuwu (crying)] [It’s really strange, I was a firm believer that “Mr. OK? 】【+1 You can eat with your face but you have to rely on your talent. Mr. Dazai is amazing. 】【Upstairs and Upstairs are newcomers?You won't be able to say that if you've been at Port Mafia for a full month. 】【correct.Mr. Dazai, that is a devil!It's the devil! 】

[Can't help conspiracy theory: In fact, Mr. Dazai knows that as long as his hand is broken, he can break it reasonably, so he...] [Upstairs shut up, our teacher Tsushima is very diligent, he has never delayed on the deadline After the manuscript, don't judge Tsushima-sensei by Odasaku-sensei's goo-goo. ]【Mr. Odasaku... That's true, he's too dorky, and he doesn't look very busy at work. 】【A few days ago, I took a class with Mr. Odasaku, and I couldn't help but help him finish most of the work.Originally thought that he could go back and write a manuscript in this way, but in the end he had to pick up the children from kindergarten QAQ] [Mr. Odasaku, wake up!There are so many brothers in the port Mafia who are willing to raise your baby for you, so you should write it! 】【Thinking about it this way, the three members of the rogue faction are the only teacher who is very reliable, high-yield and stable. 】【But I can't understand...the illiterate weeps. 】

【How long has Mr. Sakaguchi Ango not been off work?I was working and rushing to draft, and I was afraid that he would die suddenly in the office. 】【Blame Mr. Mori for being too black-hearted (gently)】

【Even if my feathers are rotting in the ground, I will shout out with my hoarse voice: It's the boss's fault that Mr. Tsushima has been absent for a year!Teachers don't travel voluntarily! 】【Did you die upstairs?The Internet is not illegal, Bossiswatchingyou. 】After all, everyone is a worker. If your immediate boss catches you gossiping during working hours and gossips about his old man, you may lose your head.

Ling Ling knew what happened in the forum, but Osamu Dazai didn't.

As he walked along, countless eyes focused on the plaster of his right hand. The hot eyes and complicated emotions made Osamu Dazai puzzled.

He is not a Venus with a broken arm, so Mina-san is so surprised by the fact that he has a hand?

The door of the elevator room opened with a "ding", and Zhong Yuan paused when he stepped out of the door.

He glanced at Osamu Dazai from top to bottom, and thought of the one month's salary that had left him, he snorted hard.

Dazai Osamu, a prodigal man, ever since he got involved with him, the money has always disappeared without knowing it, it is simply poisonous.

Slaughtering is an item on Zhongya's schedule today.

There is no need for reasons and excuses, he can fight whenever he wants, and Ren Dazai, who is so eloquent, will send him straight to the ICU.

Until Nakahara also saw Osamu Dazai's right hand wrapped in plaster.

That hand is the king's hand!

Bah, it's crazy, let's do it again.

That hand is the hand of renewal!

How can Osamu Dazai update without hands?If Osamu Dazai doesn't update it, wouldn't it take a few days for Nakahara Chuka to see the next chapter?

"Dazai, what's wrong with your hand?" Nakahara Chuya moved his wrist, "Is it dislocated? I'll fix it for you."

Osamu Dazai flashed behind Lingling in an instant, and he poked his head vigilantly: "Chuya, you don't want to murder."

He knew that the beating he was going to suffer today came from Chuya in the Central Plains.

The dark dwarf with a vicious mind must have seen that he has grown taller in the past year but he has not grown taller, so he wants to cut off his leg bones alive!

Osamu Dazai can't beat Chuya Nakahara by fighting alone, but he is now surrounded by a girlfriend, and he is not afraid of the wrath of a single dog.

"I asked what happened to your hand?" Zhong Yuanzhong said impatiently.

Compared with fighting Dazai Osamu, which can be done anytime and anywhere, he is of course more concerned about the update of Shuji Tsushima's new book.

You don't need to fight, but the text must be updated!

"A comminuted fracture?" Nakahara guessed casually, his eyes fixed on Osamu Dazai's intact left hand, "The other one, is it good?"

With just a severed hand, Hugh thought he could legally ask for leave.

"Why are you all so concerned about my hand today?" Osamu Dazai was puzzled.

He was dressed as a disabled person, and the bandages on his face, legs and feet were much worse than plaster. Why didn't anyone care?

"Dazai-kun, is your leg okay?" The only person who didn't care about the cast on Dazai's hand was Mori Ogai who didn't read web novels.

His concern was not sincere, and he asked a very perfunctory question.

As the "doctor in charge" of Dazai Ogai, Ogai Mori has seen countless moments of Dazai Osamu's tricks, and the mere fatal injury can't help this man with tenacious vitality.

Mori Ogai was just worried that Osamu Dazai would ask for leave under the pretext of being injured, and he planned to ask Osamu Dazai to go out to work today.

The employee is injured, the colleague only cares about whether his side job can continue, and the boss only cares about whether his job can be dedicated.

Osamu Dazai proved one thing with his own experience: Port Mafia is a cold organization with no emotions, and he can't stay there for a second.

"I want to leave this impersonal place." Dazai Osamu hugged Lingling and whimpered falsely, "We will sail away now, with the little oars of freedom and happiness."

"Don't cry, don't cry." Ling Ling stretched out his hand and rubbed Osamu Dazai's soft black hair, "They went too far, the master obviously worked so hard."

"That's right!" Maomao Dazai nodded.

He tugged on Lingling's sleeves, showing expectant eyes: "Lingjiang, I updated three chapters yesterday, am I very diligent?"

Ling Ling praised him: "Unprecedented diligence."

"So," Osamu Dazai grasped Ling Ling's hand, "I don't update today, is it right?"

Lingling: "..."

I just praised you for your hard work, but the next day I stopped changing and became Mrs. Bajin Island.

They were on their way to work, and the mission target was a bookshelf away from them, vaguely blocked by orchids on the bookshelf.

The retro stereo was spinning slowly, and the aroma of coffee beans loomed in the air. The man who had the information needed by Mafia at the port flirted with the waiter while looking around unobtrusively.

Junior high school students catching up with homework at the table, elderly people slowly sipping coffee... and couples embracing behind the bookshelves.

The young man was sitting on the sofa, and his lover was standing among the orchid bushes and gently embraced him, combing the ends of his hair with his hands, like comforting a big black cat that had lost its temper.

Osamu Dazai: Just one day.Use the skill · kitten's most powerful eye attack.jpg Ling Ling bowed his head and looked at Osamu Dazai.

The top-down view allows all expressions to be seen at a glance.

Micro-expressions, breathing, heartbeat, hormone secretion... overloaded information flows around.

She could see that Osamu Dazai's determination to "ask for leave" was actually not strong.

Probably because he thought that Ling Ling would not indulge him too much in the matter of "cultivating literary heroes", so he didn't hold out much hope, and only mentioned it tentatively.

"Rejection is also expected." Dazai Osamu thought so.

Even he himself didn't realize that the faint disappointment dissipated in the void in an instant.

Not because I want to be lazy, but because I was rejected by someone who has always indulged me.

Anxiety is his normal state, and doubt is an instinct he can't control.

Refuse to believe that you will be loved unreservedly, so tempt.Like a cat stretching out a little bit of its claws to observe the expression of the person in front of it, ready to take it back at any time.

"Okay." Ling Ling leaned over and kissed Osamu Dazai's eyelids lightly.

"Today only."

I promise you, don't be unhappy.

"As I said, the master won't be disappointed." The girl's long cold hair brushed against Osamu Dazai's ears, and her cool breath was like the dissipating wind.

As long as it is your will, no matter how absurd it is, it will be realized.

"But I'm not a doting personality." Ling Ling rubbed Osamu Dazai's red earlobe, "It's useless to act like a baby on the deadline."

If you act at the speed of life and death, you will have to swallow the bitter fruit you get.

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips: "Because I'm a little angry today, Zero-chan doesn't know how much those people are going too far."

Angrily, he took out his mobile phone, and re-discovered the deliberately suppressed posts in the port Mafia's internal forum for Lingling to read.

Sure enough, it was the excessive statement of "Mr. Dazai's face can be broken but his hands can't be broken" by the group of people in the morning.

"It's too much, with vicious thoughts." Osamu Dazai said angrily, "Mr. Mori thinks the same way. I have suffered such a serious injury, and they don't care about me at all. They only care about whether I can continue to work without rushing the draft. "

"I'm angry, I'm going on strike!"

Lingling: Although, isn't the master's injury fake?

You deliberately go out dressed as a disabled person because you are afraid of being beaten, so don't get too involved in the drama.

Osamu Dazai didn't care about his fault first, he was deeply involved in the play, holding a small mirror and looking at his "injured" appearance, full of love: "Even the children on the side of the road know to let the disabled go first. Port Mafia , without any civic qualities!"

"Does the master want to take revenge on them?" Lingling raised her hand.

The mission target who was about to step out of the coffee shop door stopped, and a cursed ghost baby opened its tiny teeth and bit the back of his neck fiercely.

"Come and collect the mission target. The information is between the third and fourth books in the fifth row of the bookshelf in the cafe." Osamu Dazai lazily ordered to the other end of the phone.

He hung up the phone and looked at Lingling with bright eyes, "What's the best way for Lingling?"

Dazai Osamu can easily retaliate against a person, but Tsushima-sensei has too many fans in the port Mafia, and he can't find a precise target for a while.

And there is Mori Ogai who is out of the situation, how can he take revenge on all of them at the same time?

"It's very simple." Zero Zero and Dazai Osamu whispered with their heads close to each other, "...that's it, let's work together."

Osamu Dazai suddenly realized: "Zero-chan, you are such a genius!"

In the evening, it's time for Shuji Tsushima's daily update.

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned on the computer half an hour earlier, he almost pressed the refresh button on the keyboard, and finally waited for the time to update.

He refreshed excitedly, and whispered while moving the mouse: "Chapter 4, without Chapter 4, I'm going to die."

Not only Zhongyuan Zhongye, countless eagerly awaited readers are waiting in front of the computer.

Yesterday, Mr. Tsushima updated three chapters in one breath. Today, I don’t ask for more, just come to the second power, nine chapters!

When the refresh button is pressed, the webpage pops up, but it is not an update, but a leave note.

[Boss asked to work overtime today, and will not update for one day off. ——Shuji Tsushima] "Bang!" Nakahara Chuya's mouse was torn apart, tiny black fragments hit the floor, and a pale gray face of a broken plaster figure was reflected on the computer monitor.

"Why, how could this happen!" Chuya Nakahara picked up his phone, "Hey, go and check for me, Osamu Dazai is really working overtime today?"

Nakahara didn't believe it either, the world that Tsushima-sensei didn't update was a false world, he didn't want to believe it!

Osamu Dazai is a professional latecomer and early leaver at the port Mafia, Nakahara Chuya thought viciously in his heart: excuses, definitely excuses! BOSS is not such an inhuman person!

I'm sorry, do you have any misunderstanding about the black-hearted capitalist Mori Ogai?

"Mr. Chuya." Nakahara Chuya's assistant quickly called back, "Mr. Dazai is indeed working overtime at the headquarters today. Entrusted by the BOSS, he has been away from work all day, and he is currently writing a report in his office."

Is it true?

Is Osamu Dazai really unable to renew because of Mori Ogai's overtime request?

Even the people in the Central Plains who respect Mori Ogai so much are getting murderous at this moment.

It's just a report, who can't write it for, and must take up Mr. Tsushima's precious time?

Do you know the desire and expectation of Tsushima fans for a day?No more, all broken!

The dreams of thousands of boys and girls were shattered just like that!

Mori Ogai, you are not human!

When Zhongyuan Zhongye wailed silently, countless readers and friends waiting for the update were angry.

Overtime, overtime!There is a boss who dares to use work to obstruct Mr. Tsushima's food production!

Book fans all over the world are about to starve to death in front of the computer, but the wives who produce food are bound to work by black-hearted capitalists.

You can't bully the cook if you bully anyone, don't you guys eat?

"If there is one, there are two. Mr. Tsushima has been absent for a year because of his work, and now he is double due to his interruption of work. If we can't solve the problem for the teacher, we fans of Mr. Tsushima's books will never have peace. "

The anger of countless people was brewing in their chests, and the idea of ​​defeating the black-hearted capitalists and rescuing Mr. Tsushima grew like a flame, soaring into the sky.

The happiness of Mrs. Tsushima is taken care of by them, guarding the best teacher Tsushima in the world!

Shuji Tsushima's book fans, a group of amazing people with great powers.

Under the leadership of the moderator [I have only pushed Mrs. Tsushima since I was born], the forum is undercurrents, and all parties support when one party is in trouble.

A large-scale "persecution of black-hearted capitalists and rescue of our grain-producing wives" kicked off vigorously.

The next day, dozens of container vehicles parked in front of the Mafia building at the port.

The subordinates who were about to raise their guns to warn them looked at the logo on the container truck and put down their weapons in unison.

There is no other reason, these are famous foreign dress shop brands.

Don't ask why a group of Mafia remember foreign skirt brands so clearly, just ask the leader is perverted.

"Did the leader buy so many clothes for Miss Alice?" the younger brother who came forward to pick up the goods asked suspiciously.

The driver of the clothing store said in a loud voice, "Okay, we'll deliver the goods - a small foreign skirt customized according to the size of an adult male, with a height of 175, weight and measurements..."

Numbers popped out of the mouth of the driver's own loudspeaker, and the expressions of the surrounding Mafia members became more and more blank.

This height, weight and measurements seem to be satisfied by only one person in the organization...

"These are not dresses for Miss Alice," the younger brother's pupils trembled, "but are you buying for the leader himself?"

He knows it!From the moment he saw Mr. Mori wearing a Lolita dress with a smile on his face and taking a photo with Mr. Nakaya wearing JK with a sad face, he should have understood!

Alice is the humanoid ability of the BOSS, and her preferences are the result of Mori Ogai's settings, which completely coincide with his.

Therefore, it is not Alice who wants to wear a foreign dress, but Mori Ogai who wants to wear it!

"In order to maintain his image, the BOSS must have endured so hard for so many years!" The younger brother suddenly realized.

"Finally, he no longer hides his repressed heart, and he is perverted openly!"

The author has something to say: Sen: Is my style review irreparable?

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