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Yokohama, the top floor of the port mafia building, the chief's office.

Mori Ogai looked at Osamu Dazai in shock, and read a few clear characters from those seemingly calm eyes: Be silly, I have a girlfriend.

--you have not.

"So cute!" Alice exclaimed, "Like a doll! Rintaro, she's so cute!"

The little blond girl ran away from Mori Ogai, circling Zero Ling curiously, her bright blue eyes imprinted the shadow of a black-haired girl.

It's curiosity, and it's even more scrutiny.

Alice is Mori Ogai's humanoid ability. Her character and behavior are all set and controlled by Mori Ogai, and she is by no means as harmless and innocent as it looks on the outside.

Osamu Dazai left the port of Mafia for a year. During his absence, Mori Ogai clearly felt the lack of assistance, the inconvenience of movement, and the sudden drop in the organization's revenue, but he also breathed a sigh of relief.

Like the knife hanging on the tip of his heart all the time was removed, and the vague feeling of drowning no longer flooded his dreams.

Too dangerous.Osamu Dazai is by no means a qualified subordinate, he is born to stand at the top.

An organization cannot have two leaders, let alone subordinates that the leader cannot control.

"Congratulations, Dazai-kun." Even though his heart was full of twists and turns, Mori Ogai was the first to congratulate, "You have completed your mission very well, and at the next meeting of the five major cadres, I will nominate you as a member of the Mafia cadres at the port. "

, one of the five major cadres.

The youngest cadre in the history of Port Mafia, unprecedented, and perhaps never since.

No one would say that Osamu Dazai is unworthy, and the entire port Mafia has the same attitude towards the news: "This day has finally come."

No one is more suitable for this honor than him. Mafia's black blood flows in Osamu Dazai's bones.

If it were changed to before, Osamu Dazai might feel a little fluctuating in his heart, such as "more troublesome things", "buy a new game console after raising wages", "Mori Ogai is playing tricks again", but now He was abnormally calm, and the fluctuations in his heart were not as good as listening to the weather forecast that it would rain tomorrow.

The leader of the organization has been a person more than once, and the position of a mere cadre is not worthy of his embarrassment.

Ogai Mori didn't know that he was subtly disgusted by Osamu Dazai. The promise of the cadres was tacit between them, but Lingling's appearance was not what he expected.

Mori Ogai will be 12-pointed about all the abnormalities of Osamu Dazai, not to mention the big living people he brought back.

girlfriend?How could Osamu Dazai have a girlfriend?

Mori Ogai didn't have a problem with Osamu Dazai's face, they still have such a face in Yokohama Ichika, but he had a problem with Osamu Dazai's character.

Even the extreme face control can't get along with Osamu Dazai for too long. The badness and coldness of this person are not obvious at first glance, but the more you get along with it, the more chilling you are. It is absolutely an existence that ordinary women can control.

Taking a step back, if Ling Ling is really Dazai Osamu's girlfriend, she must be not a normal person!

Absolutely not!

Mori Ogai's mind was thinking vividly, and through Alice's eyes, he met the eyes of the black-haired girl who was as delicate as a doll.

For a moment, Mori Ogai thought he had been seen through.

Those eyes were definitely not scrutiny, nor did they contain any malicious or benevolent emotions. There was a little curiosity in the inorganic black pupils, but he didn't care much.

Mori Ogai felt as if he had been scanned by X-rays. The doctor in a white coat flipped through the images in his hand and said lightly, "No problem, you can go."

I looked at it once, but didn't see it in my eyes.

"Has it been classified into the non-threatening category?" Mori Ogai thought, "Is it arrogance, or is it something to rely on?"

Mori Ogai went all the way from a doctor running a black clinic to the position of the leader of the world's leading organization in Yokohama, and the people who underestimated him piled up layers of bones and rotted in the cold sea water.

Even if he is occasionally unkempt and unshaven, like a perverted uncle chasing a young girl to change clothes, the majesty brought by the long-term position in the top position will still give people an intuitive warning, and the alarm will be pulled to the fullest.

The girl in front of her was not afraid.

She was brought up by Osamu Dazai all the way, and she should have seen the strict and terrifying defense inside the port Mafia.

Walking through the scarlet carpet, the man sitting at the head like a prince of blood and the little blond girl smiling back at her at the same time, such a climax scene at the beginning of a horror movie, why isn't she afraid?

Zero Zero: Because there is no bgm.

A horror film without BGM is soulless!If it wasn't for the reason of avoiding Mori Owai's salary deduction for "disrespecting his boss", Lingling would be more than happy to play a song for him on the spot.

Mori Ogai wondered why Lingling was not afraid of Mafia at the port. The black-haired girl slowly smoothed the hem of the mottled kimono, sending a soothing signal to the curse spirit in the candlestick.

Isn't this nonsense?Super imaginary spell spirits live in the same room as ordinary people, so it's definitely not the former that should be feared.

Friend, you know nothing about your situation.

Ling Ling looked back at Alice, and lowered his head to count the patterns on the carpet boredly.

Even people who know that Alice is Mori Ogai can't help but see them as two people because of their very different personalities and vivid postures.

Nothing is different, she has never seen the appearance of a normal person in her eyes, only the essence and reality of things.

In her eyes, Alice directly equates with Mori Ogai, the little girl's eyes are big and round, but also the eyes of an old man.

Lingling doesn't understand why Mori Ogai watched her for so long, this person is so perverted!

I don't have a girlfriend, so I go to see my subordinate's girlfriend. What kind of wonderful meal replacement behavior is this?

"Zero-chan will be my deputy after that—if you are a cadre, you can choose a deputy and a direct subordinate, right?" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to smooth Lingling's long hair, causing her to look sideways.

Osamu Dazai hooked his lips lightly, and wiped the girl's cheek with his thumb slightly.

Don't look at Mr. Sen, look at him.

Mori Ogai: I'm not a living person, am I?

Why provoke him in front of the old father?Alice, cute Alice, come and post

Alice turned her head in disgust: Hey!No, disgusting.

"Cough." Mori Ogai regained his sanity from the blow, "Dazai-kun, I'm glad to see you have a lovely girlfriend. I'm very pleased, but Port Mafia is not a random organization."

Relational accounts are prohibited!He will never give people wages in vain, the finances are about to go into deficit, save the old father!

"Great." Osamu Dazai clapped his hands together, "We are not a casual organization, that is to say, the five social insurances and one housing fund, meal allowance, and field work allowance can all be arranged, right?"

save money?If it does not exist, none of the benefits that should be available are allowed.

Mori Ogai: You might as well kill me, prodigal son!

"What I mean is: Miss Ling Ling, what can you bring to our Mori Club?" Mori Ogai put on the majesty of an interviewer, looking at Ling Ling seriously.

Speak your dreams or I won't turn around for you!

"Money?" Lingling tilted her head and thought for a while, then raised her phone.

In the stock market, there is a red that makes people gallop.

Mori Ogai almost told Ling Ling not to go and copied his homework for him first, but when he thought of his identity as the leader, he could only forcefully suppress the impulse in his heart.

Even the leader of the leading organization can't resist the temptation of the stock market being all red, this girl is a stock trading genius!

"We are not short of money." Mori Ogai, who was still racking his brains just now to reduce employee benefits to subsidize the deficit, said hypocritically, "There are not many people who can bring benefits to the port Mafia. What about the new recruits being promoted to the position of cadre deputy?"

"So you don't need money?" Ling Ling felt admiration for changing Mori Ogai's image in his heart from "perverted child-female control", "wonderful meal replacement", "hairline bulldozer" to " Refreshing and refined, a monk who is not afraid of collecting money", while putting away the mobile phone whose stock market is red under the struggling eyes of Mori Ogai.

Mori Ogai: Wuwu, at least tell me which stocks to buy and take them back, Wuwu.

"If you don't like money..." Lingling squeezed her chin and thought hard, "Mr. Sen is really a fun and advanced person, I'm stumped."

There are people who don't like money, the little AI can't understand, Mr. Mori's taste is too extraordinary.

Ling Ling had seen job hunting videos on the Internet before. Job seekers either showed their diplomas or showed off their skills.

It is impossible to have a diploma. In the whole port of Mafia, only Mori Ogai University graduated.

Zero zero once suspected that he did not send Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya to school to make his high education unique and unique, so as to achieve the goal of being superior to others in a certain field and maintain the dignity of his leader.

How serious middle-aged men's pursuit of face can be, it can be clearly seen from the fact that Mori Ou still has to comb his hair back even though his hairline has moved back.

He can't beat Nakahara Chuya, and he can't even count as Osamu Dazai. God knows how hard Mori Ogai has worked behind his back in order to cure the difficult subordinates who make people's brains hurt!

The path of diploma is not going to work, and Lingling is going to show him his skills.

Her skill list is numerous, complicated and ruins the three views. Osamu Dazai has seriously warned her not to overdo it.

At least you can't scare Mori Ogai into the ICU, the medical bills are so expensive and you don't get reimbursed, you'll die.

"The expansion of the field cannot be used, and non-warlocks can't see the magic spirit, and [SSR super imaginary magic spirit-Hundred Stories] has no other cool skills, so it should be more simple, okay?" Ling Ling pondered in his heart.

Mori Owai was waiting for a vague answer, and by the way, glanced at Osamu Dazai from the corner of his eye.

He saw pity on Dazai Osamu's face.

Osamu Dazai, who is known as the evil ghost Rakshasa in the other world, who is not an individual and seeks to be an individual, showed a compassionate expression to Mori Ogai. The compassion was also mixed with a trace of sympathy and gloating, as if he wanted to see a good show Obviously.

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A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.

Lingling took a step forward, lightly holding the corner of Mori Owai's desk with his left hand.

Mori Ogai's desk is not a simple desk, it has a lot of mystery.

Ever since Nakahara Chuya smashed his table with his palm because of his excitement, Mori Ogai ordered someone to rebuild a new table with heavy iron.

Not only that, he also welded the table legs to the ground with cement, which is connected with the whole floor.

If someone wants to kick his table away, the only way is to send the whole floor and the people in the building flying together, but this is impossible, even Zhong Yuanzhong must use the ability to flip the table , pure physical strength can't do it.

After Mori Ogai changed the table, his sense of security increased greatly.What kind of pineapple wood, sinking wood, and red branch wood are all heresies, and only a steely will is worthy of his dedication to the organization!

Reiling grasped the corner of Mori Ogai's table, Osamu Dazai took a step back to hide behind Reiling, and put his hand loosely on the girl's shoulder under Mori Ogai's puzzled eyes.

Under the effect of disqualification in the world, the ability is cleared to zero. Mori Ogai thought that Lingling would show him the ability of the ability user, but the result is completely opposite?

He got two things wrong:

First, under the constraints of an unbreakable contract, Osamu Dazai's [Disqualification in the World] is only ineffective against Ling Ling's skills.

Second, Zero Zero does not intend to use skills.

Friends, do you have any misunderstanding about the body pinched by AI?Just because she looks like a human doesn't mean she's really human.

The human body cannot do it, but the body created by God can.

"Rumble rumble—"

In an instant, gravel splashed and dust flew into the sky!

Zhong Yuanzhong was also working on the second-to-last floor from the top floor. While talking to his subordinates, he touched the hat he had just brought back from the maintenance shop with care.

His precious hat will be sent for maintenance every once in a while, and the money spent on maintenance of the hat is enough to buy a big Porsche.

I just took it back today, and I can't touch any dust.

"Hoohoo!"

There was a sound of cracking, and along with the gravel falling from the sky, a handful of dust was sprinkled straight to the Central Plains.

It was too late to say it, but Zhongyuan Zhong also used the hand speed of being single for more than ten years to instantly activate the ability to control the gravity of the dust, keeping them away from his beloved hat.

【Boundless Space·Physics】

Wujo Wu made a point.

"What's the matter, has the headquarters been attacked?" Nakahara Chuya protected his hat, looked up, and a familiar figure fell in front of Nakahara Chuya.

"Mr. Mori!" Chuya Nakahara was shocked, "Did the enemy attack the chief's office? Damn it!"

A red light lit up Zhong Yuan Zhong also, and his tone was decisive: "Mr. Sen, I will avenge you!"

Mori Ogai lying on the ground pretending to be dead: No, I'm not dead yet.

Coincidentally, the dust on the ceiling cleared away, and Zhongyuan Zhong also saw the chief's office and a long table that had been overturned through the huge hole above his head.

Dazai Osamu, Zero Zero and Alice probed one after another: "Wow, really, the table and the floor are connected together."

"Dazai?" Zhongyuan Zhong also stopped the power that was ready to go, he frowned and asked, "What's going on?"

"Mr. Mori messed up the job fair held by himself." Osamu Dazai simply jumped from the top floor, Lingling and Alice fell to the ground like dumplings.

"Rin Taro is so inferior." Alice put her hands behind her back and said in distaste, "Obviously I want to see Sister Ling Ling's ability, but he is lying here like a dried frog, so inferior."

"Hey, Dazai." Nakahara Nakaya scrutinized Ling Ling who was suspected of destroying the ceiling and causing a critical blow to Mori Ogai, "Who is she?"

"Zero-chan?" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand with a smile, "It's my super-cute girlfriend."

He stretched out his hand seemingly casually, but actually struck Zhongyuan Zhongye with a lightning strike.

[Disqualification in the World] Activated instantly, the dust suspended around Zhongye in the Central Plains lost control of gravity and returned to the embrace of the earth.

With a sound of "呲啦", he threw Zhongyuan Zhongye's head full.

"I, my, hat, son—" Nakahara Chuya gritted his teeth, "Osamu Dazai, die!"

Chuya Nakahara swung his fist, Osamu Dazai did not dodge or dodge.

A plain white hand protruded from behind Dazai Osamu, firmly grasping Nakahara Chuya's fist.

"Nakaya-kun's hands are so small." Lingling looked at the fist she was holding onto her wrist in surprise, "I thought I couldn't hold it."

"Because Chuya is shorter than Zero-chan." Dazai Osamu spoke lightly and heart-wrenchingly, "Short people, of course they have small hands."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Gan, I haven't seen you for a year. Osamu Dazai has grown taller, but he hasn't.

"Don't fight, Zhongya-kun, Miss Lingling." Mori Ogai struggled to get up from the ground, and he patted the soil on his clothes with a calm smile - because Zhongyuan Zhong also removed the gravity, a large part of the soil covered On Mori Ogai - "We are all colleagues, we have to get along well."

Just because his movements can keep up with Zhongya Zhongya, he has hired a new employee.

An excellent BOSS will not let go of any talents, as long as they become his employees, they are all his beloved workers.

Lingling let go of Nakahara Chuya's hand under Dazai Osamu's urging gaze, and Dazai Osamu led her to Mori Ogai: "That's great, then Zero Sauce's five insurances and one gold meal subsidy... yes Don't you want to arrange it too?"

"Of course no problem." Mori Ogai rebelled against the army, "But, should we also calculate the maintenance and decoration costs of the office?"

What's the matter with lifting the iron and lifting the floor?He is just a weak doctor, he cannot cure the violent tendencies of his subordinates.

"I'll fix it for you!" Lingling immediately became excited when she heard about decorating the house.

She is an old audience of Exchange Space and has a soft spot for all design activities.

I don't like the layout of the chief's office at all. It feels dark and damp, like a hibernation lair for cold-blooded animals.

The leader of the organization is a proper clerical job, and he can tell at a glance that Mori Ogai lacks exercise, and he doesn't like sports like Osamu Dazai.

In order to improve this, she decided to build a big swimming pool for Mori Ogai in the office!

A 50-meter swimming pool with paperwork and quills at one end and ink at the other.

If the quill pen is dipped in ink and can't write a few words, it has to be dipped again. In order to complete the work, Mori Ogai must repeatedly go back and forth between the two ends of the swimming pool like a perpetual motion machine.

Just write a few words and swim 100 meters back and forth, and write a few words and swim once to fully achieve the effect of physical exercise.

If the ink is unfortunately washed away by the water in the pool during swimming, you have to swim back again, which can also test a person's care and patience.

Since then, Mori Ogai can take off the complicated leader's suit and wear only a pair of swimming trunks when he goes to work.

The water in the pool is at a constant temperature, warm in winter and cool in summer, and it can even be turned into a hot spring for the entertainment of the leader. Isn’t it beautiful to have both work and leisure?

In this way, Mori Ogai can evolve from a weak doctor to a muscular brother in less than half a month. He will have more face when he goes out to negotiate with hostile organizations, and he will become a shining sign in Yokohama!

"What do you think?" Zero zero excitedly finished talking about his epoch-making design, and looked at Mori Ogai with bright eyes.

As long as he nods, Ling Ling is even willing to pay for his transformation, so that he can feel the new employee's deep blessing for the boss's health.

Mori Ogai, pupil earthquake.

What, what a crazy design!But no creature with a shred of humanity can utter such terrifying words!

Devil, she is definitely a devil!

This is a naked destruction operation against Port Mafia!

"That's right." There was a dead silence, only Zhongyuan Zhong also nodded his head deeply.

He really thinks Ling Ling's idea is very good, it can strengthen the body, and it will benefit Mori Ogai's body a lot.

"Swimming tens of thousands of meters a day, what's the big deal?" Chung Ye, a pure fighter from the Central Plains, asked strangely, "Why do you act like you can't do it?"

Zero Zero: That's it!

Two people who are not human can't understand the desperation of Sen Ou outside.

It's really useless, Mr. Sen.

"Dazai-kun." Mori Ogai grabbed Dazai Osamu who was trying to blend into the crowd and slipped away, and asked quietly, "Your girlfriend, don't you care?"

"Mr. Mori." Osamu Dazai removed Mori Ogai's iron hand without leaving a trace, "If I could control it, I wouldn't be able to run faster than you."

Osamu Dazai knew about Zero Zero, and if Mori Ogai rejected her exquisite design with death, she would not give up easily.

In the end, this "improvement of the body swimming pool office plan" is likely to fall on Osamu Dazai.

After all, compared to Mori Ogai, who is like a stranger, the person Lingling likes to persecute most is her dearest master.

When not running at this time?Mori Ogai will go to hell, Dazai will not go!

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