I'm really just an ordinary person

"Married?" Hara Chiyo asked in surprise, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Osamu Dazai exaggeratedly wiped his tears: "Why don't you want to marry me? Do you have other dogs outside?"

"So you're a dog?" Hara Chiyo's focus was a bit problematic.

Osamu Dazai was choked, and after holding it for a while, he said angrily, "I hate dogs the most!"

"Then are you still married?" Hara Chiyo asked.

"Knot! Of course we have to!" Osamu Dazai said.

Then Hara Chiyo began to worry about what to do with their wedding.

"Is it Chinese style, Japanese style, or Western style?" Hara Chiyo asked.

"How about we do it once for each of us?" Osamu Dazai said enthusiastically, "I really want to see you, Xiao Chiyo, wearing a phoenix crown and Xiapei and Bai Wugou."

"Then let's do Western style." Hara Chiyo made a decision.

Osamu Dazai: "... errrrrrrrrrrrrr."

Hara Chiyo smiled, and then said: "Then let's draw lots, whichever one is drawn first will be done."

Osamu Dazai: "Good!"

In the end, the Western-style wedding was drawn first, then the Japanese-style wedding, and finally the Chinese-style wedding.

"Let's go to Italy and hold the wedding at the Jesso family's stronghold!" Osamu Dazai suggested.

"Just let Bai Lan go." Hara Chiyo was a little speechless.

Ever since Bailan was thrown into the parallel world by Osamu Dazai, and got together with Chiyo Hara in the parallel world, Osamu Dazai always found fault with Bailan.

"So why did you throw him into the parallel world?" Zhongya Nakahara asked.

"I just threw it away, who knows...huh." Osamu Dazai was also rarely able to speak.

Nakahara looked at Dazai Osamu's deflated look, and said with a smile, "You really deserve it, mackerel!"

"That's better than you are still single!" Dazai Osamu was quite sharp when he met Chuya Nakahara.

"What's the matter with the single dog? Did you provoke you?" Nakahara Nakaya slapped the table, "I'm single, I'm proud, and I'm contributing to reducing the pressure on the earth's population!"

"You're quite proud?" Osamu Dazai gave him a sideways glance, "Isn't it true that you are not human at all?"

"It's better than you living like a human being!" Zhong Yuanzhong replied not to be outdone.

Osamu Dazai: "Hehe."

The two had a habitual confrontation with each other.

After a while, Chuya Nakahara asked: "Seriously, Dazai, are you sincere to Chiyo?"

Osamu Dazai casually tapped the glass with his fingers, and the wine in the glass rippled layer by layer.

"Oh, why do you ask?" Osamu Dazai said.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at him for a while, and then said, "It's always hard for me to imagine you being with someone."

"So in my opinion, should I be alone forever?" Osamu Dazai laughed.

"No." Zhong Yuanzhong also shook his head and said, "Although it's bad for you to say so, I really think you will successfully commit suicide some afternoon."

Osamu Dazai has always been convinced of Nakahara Chuya's intuition, but he never thought that Nakahara Chuya's intuition could be so accurate.

"I won't commit suicide again." Dazai Osamu said, "I will live well, with Chiyo."

After hearing this, Nakahara was silent for a while, wondering if he believed Dazai Osamu's words.

"Why don't you talk?" Osamu Dazai asked with a smile, "Do you think I'm lying?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also shook his head and said, "You will never lie to me about major matters."

"Oh, Chuya, do you actually believe me so much? I'm really touched." Osamu Dazai acted deeply moved.

"Go, go, go!" Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled his eyes at him.

Then he raised the cup in his hand and said, "I wish you two a happy wedding in advance. I haven't finished my affairs here. I shouldn't be able to make it by then. Of course, I will prepare the gift in advance. Hey? Yes Now, when are you going to book?"

"We plan to get married after Chiyoichi graduates." Osamu Dazai said.

"So fast?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little surprised, "You are afraid of Chiyo, and you will regret it later, so you are so fast?"

"Xiao Chiyo won't regret it." Osamu Dazai said in a terrified voice, "I won't give her a chance to regret it either."

Zhongyuan Zhongyuan showed a look so disgusting that he wanted to vomit, and said, "What kind of domineering president's speech are you talking about?"

"That's better than you, a guy who is single and has never been in a relationship. Seriously, Chuya, is it because you are so short that you can't find a girlfriend?" Osamu Dazai said .

"Pigeon Kiss Get Out!" Zhongyuan Zhong also cursed, "I'm still in the growth period, okay?"

Osamu Dazai looked at him contemptuously, and said, "You are already 19 years old, where did you get the growth period? Your growth period is over long ago, okay? You still have to realize that you will never have a chance to grow taller again. fact."

Nakahara Chu also didn't talk nonsense with him, rolled up his sleeves and beat Dazai Osamu, avoiding his face when beating someone, and hitting wherever it hurts.

"So you ran to Italy just to get a beating?" Hara Chiyo looked at her boyfriend speechlessly.

Sending an invitation card like this, there is no one else. Osamu Dazai deserves to be Osamu Dazai, but he is different from others.

"Hey, that little slug beat me so badly, Xiao Chiyo, you must find the place for me." Dazai Osamu lay on Hara Chiyo's shoulder and pretended to cry.

Hara Chiyo smoothed her boyfriend's hair while saying, "Okay, no problem."

After getting his girlfriend's guarantee, Osamu Dazai's mood improved a lot.

"Then our first wedding will be set in Italy?" Dazai Osamu looked at Hara Chiyo with sparkling eyes and said.

Dazai Osamu's eyes are very beautiful, especially when he looks at a person intently, almost no one can refuse him, even Hara Chiyo.

"Okay." Hara Chiyo said.

"I want Chuya to be my bridesmaid." Osamu Dazai said.

Hara Chiyo raised her eyebrows, smiled meaningfully, and said, "Okay, then I'll let him be your bridesmaid."

Osamu Dazai shivered subconsciously, he actually had a bad premonition.

This premonition came true during their wedding.

Osamu Dazai looked at the beautiful wedding dress in front of him and asked, "Is this wedding dress a little too big?"

Hara Chiyo said: "Is there? This is just right."

"No, it's really too big. If you wear it, it won't fit very well." Osamu Dazai said.

Hara Chiyo said with a smile: "Who said the wedding dress is for me?"

The alarm bells in Osamu Dazai's mind rang frantically.

"What do you mean it's not for you to wear?" Osamu Dazai asked.

He suddenly thought of one possibility, and couldn't help but widen his beautiful peach eyes.

Hara Chiyo said with a smile: "Because this is what you want to wear."

Osamu Dazai: "???!!!"

Premonition test.

"What did I wear?" Osamu Dazai asked weakly.

"Yeah, I'll wear it for you." Hara Chiyo said with a smile, "Didn't you say you wanted Chuya to be your bridesmaid?"

"So, do you think I want to be a bride?" Osamu Dazai asked in horror.

"Don't you mean that?" Hara Chiyo winked at Osamu Dazai innocently.

Osamu Dazai: "...Okay."

What else can my wife do?I can only pet it.

So Osamu Dazai obediently changed into the wedding dress and held a bouquet in his hand.

Hara Chiyo looked at Osamu Dazai who had changed his clothes, and was amazed.

"Although I knew that you look beautiful in women's clothes, I didn't expect you to look even more beautiful in a wedding dress." Hara Chiyo said, "I really have the foresight, this dress really suits you."

Osamu Dazai said weakly, "As long as you are happy."

On the other side, Tai Zai's good friend, Zhong Yuan Zhong, also fell into misery.

"What? Why do you want me to wear a skirt?" Nakahara Nakaya looked furiously at the beautiful skirt of Oda Sakuyuki's assistant.

Oda Sakunosuke still had that calm expression, and said, "Because Dazai said he wants you to be his bridesmaid."

Fushimi Saru Hiko, who was dressed as the best man, pulled his tight collar a little unaccustomed, and said, "Tsk, it's almost time, you should change your clothes quickly, or we will be late."

"Why do I want to be a bridesmaid?" Nakahara also felt that he was isolated by the whole world, "No wonder Mr. Mori smiled so strangely when he approved my vacation. Are you here waiting for me emotionally?"

"It can't be helped, who made you the shortest?" Fushimi Saru Hiko said cruelly.

"Huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong became even more furious, "How many times have I told you that I'm still growing, and I'll grow taller again!"

"Give up, your growing season is over long ago, Huangba vomit." Fushimi Saruhiko said indifferently.

"Dead monkey!"

Nakahara Chuya rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight Fushimi Saru Hiko, but was stopped by Oda Sakunosuke, who had quick eyesight and quick hands.

"Today is a good day for Chiyo and Dazai, you two should not do anything." Oda Sakunosuke said.

Nakahara Chuya and Fushimi Saru Hiko glanced at each other, then snorted and turned their heads away.

Soon, when it was time for the wedding, Nakahara Nakaya stared at Hara Chiyo, who was dressed by the groom, and widened his eyes. When Dazai Osamu, who was wearing a wedding dress, came out, the whole person burst into laughter that moved today.

"Hahahaha! Osamu Dazai, you look good in your wedding dress hahahaha!" Nakahara Nakaya said loudly.

Osamu Dazai said with a half-smile: "Chuya, you also look very suitable in a skirt."

Nakahara Chuya's laughter stopped abruptly, and then he rolled up his sleeves and was about to press Dazai Osamu to the ground and hammer him.

Fushimi Aruhiko, who was closest to him, immediately stopped him. After all, this was the wedding of his good friend (boudoir) friend (honey), and it was better not to commit a murder, especially if the party involved was the groom, no, the bride.

A group of people were noisy, and then it was time to take the oath.

Reiji Munakata, who is acting as a priest, asked: "Are you willing to live together in a sacred marriage contract with each other? Are you willing to love each other, comfort each other, respect each other, and protect each other whether it is sickness or health, poverty or wealth?"

Hara Chiyo: "Yes, I am willing."

Osamu Dazai: "Yes, I would."

Then, they kiss with everyone's blessing.