I'm really just an ordinary person

"Two lifetimes? It really is you, Dazai." I looked at Osamu Dazai with a half-smile, "Or should I call you the youngest boss of the port/black/hand/party—Mr. Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai smiled, and said: "You should call me Dazai, Osamu Dazai of the port/black/hand/dang has long since died."

"Okay, Niu Gulu Dazai." I immediately changed my address, "How did you come to this world?"

"...Why do I feel that you are hurting me?" Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes and said, "You came after you died."

"Illusion, it's all your illusion." I picked up the cup, took a sip of the juice, and said, "What's your situation now? Rebirth? Seize the house?"

"Who knows? It's just an extra memory." Osamu Dazai curled his lips, then touched the glass with me again, and after drinking the sake in the glass, Osamu Dazai said, "Tomorrow we will go to Xiongying High School Bar."

"Okay." I nodded, "Take the little ape, it's easy to do things with him."

After all, Fushimi Saru Hiko is a national civil servant, and his identity is his passport.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Fushimi Saruhiko who was being held by Andy Domyoji to compete in wrist strength, and said faintly: "You really like that little girlfriend of yours."

"You said that we are girlfriends, didn't you?" I don't understand why he looks a little unhappy.

"By the way, there is still something I didn't ask you." I looked up at him, "Why did you tell Bao Haojun that you are my boyfriend?"

"Because I like Xiao Chiyo very much." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

I stared at him for a while, and then asked, "Dazai, do you really like me?"

"Of course." Osamu Dazai said, "It's more real than pearls."

"...Okay." I stared into his eyes for a while, then turned my head and poured myself another glass of juice, "Are you going to tell All Might about that?"

"Yes." Dazai replied.

"What do you want?" I asked.

Who is Osamu Dazai, I know too well, his every move has been carefully planned, not to mention, he also kept Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

"What are you planning?" I didn't bother to guess what he was going to do, so I asked directly.

"Well, why does Chiyo always think that I'm the kind of person who doesn't have money and can't afford it early?" Osamu Dazai looked distressed.

"Because you have too many criminal records." I said, "I still remember how you tricked me in that world."

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After hearing this, Osamu Dazai laughed and started to change the subject. Then he competed with Domyoji Andy in arm strength, and Fushimi Saruhiko, who lost five in a row, was shot.

"Fushimi-kun's wrist strength is really bad." Osamu Dazai made a fuss as if he had discovered a new world.

Since he didn't want to tell me, I didn't ask any more. Anyway, if Osamu Dazai really planned to cheat me, no matter how careful I was, it would be useless.

there is always a solution to a problem.

After hearing this, Fushimi Saruhiko clicked his tongue and said, "You have no right to criticize me on this point."

After all, Osamu Dazai shortened his wrist and glanced at it.

Reisi Munakata, who likes to stir things up, suggested, "Why don't Dazai-kun and Fushimi-kun compete, how about?"

"Huh?" Fushimi Saru Hiko was a little dissatisfied, "Why should I compare with him?"

"Because you two are very similar." Andy Daomingsi said with fingers, "I've wanted to say that Mr. Fushimi and Mr. Dazai are really similar, whether it's a bad personality or something else , especially the sound."

"Dao Ming Si!" Fushimi Arubigu took a gloomy look at Andy Dao Ming Si, who had obviously drunk too much, and was much more courageous. He shivered in fright, and obediently shut up.

"However, the voices of Fushimi-kun and Dazai-kun are indeed very similar." Munakata Reishi said.

"Is there?" I was a little surprised.

The others all nodded, expressing similarity.

"If you close your eyes, it's almost impossible to tell whether Mr. Fushimi is speaking or Mr. Dazai is speaking." Domyoji Andy said.

"However, the voices of the two of them are very different." I said, "Little Ape's voice is lazy, with a hint of tiredness, while Dazai's voice is much more beating."

Fushimi Saru Hiko: "...tsk."

Osamu Dazai groaned aggrievedly: "Xiao Chiyo is too much."

"I'm just telling the truth." I'm too used to his fake crying behavior, and Oda Sakunosuke also looks calm.

But the people in the fourth branch were shocked because his voice was too similar to Fushimi Saru Hiko's.

Later, the two of them had a pecking among other people's booing, which won a lot of laughter.

Standing on the balcony, I heard the cheers coming from the room, and suddenly sighed for some reason.

"What are you thinking?" Oda Sakunosuke walked up to me, looked at the sky with me, and asked.

"It always feels a little unreal," I said.

"Because of those memories?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"Well." I nodded, "Although I know that I have experienced those things myself, but I don't have the slightest sense of substitution at all. I always feel that it is someone else's story, and I am just a bystander."

"Really?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at me, then stared at the sky, and said, "I have never experienced this kind of thing, and I don't know how it will feel, but all I know is that you are Hara Chiyo, One of my best friends, that's enough."

I turned my head to look at his serious profile, and then burst out laughing: "Oda Saku really can't comfort people."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded: "Many people have said that to me."

"It's not easy for you to find a girlfriend like this." I said with a smile.

"Ah? Really?" Oda Sakunosuke said.

"I lied to you." I smiled, "Odasaku is such a nice person, you will definitely find a very good girlfriend."

"Am I nice?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, as if surprised.

"Yes, you are super nice." I counted his strengths with my fingers, "You are handsome, have a good temper, can write, make money, take care of children, and cook. You can go to the hall, You can go down to the kitchen, you can beat the hooligans, you can protect the old lady, bah, you can protect the weak. It is simply the perfect boyfriend template, and I want to marry him."

"Okay." Oda Sakunosuke said.

"Ah? What can I do?" I didn't react right away.

"I mean, Chiyo, you can marry me." Oda Sakunosuke said, "I like Chiyo very much."

"Haha, I like you too, Odasaku." I said with a smile, "Really, Odasaku, among all my friends, you are the one I like the most."

Among all my friends, Oda Sakunosuke can be said to be the most perfect one.

Although he is not as good-looking and smart as Dazai Osamu and Fushimi Ape Biko, his personality is much better than them.

"Strong strength, not in the second grade, able to earn money to support the family, and can wash his hands to make soup, who can refuse such a good man?"

"So, Chiyo, would you like to try dating me?" Oda Sakunosuke said with a calm face.

"...Ah?" It took me a long time to realize, "Are you joking?"

Oda Sakunosuke looked into my eyes and said, "No, I'm asking this question seriously."

"It always feels so sudden." I was a little at a loss, "Why did Oda Saku say such a thing so suddenly?"

"Because I found that if I didn't say it directly, Chiyo wouldn't find out at all, so I decided to say it directly." Oda Sakunosuke said, "Even if I caused trouble to Chiyo, I don't want to say sorry, because I really want to convey my heart to Chiyo."

After hearing what Oda Sakunosuke said, I forgot what I wanted to say, so I could only stare blankly at Oda Sakunosuke.

"Sorry," I said, "this was so sudden, I didn't expect..."

This is too bad.

It never occurred to me that such a thing would happen.

"Don't say sorry at this time, Chiyo." Oda Sakunosuke said, "What I want is your answer."

"...sorry," I said.

"So I was rejected?" Oda Sakunosuke couldn't see any loss.

I nodded.

"Although I like Odasaku very much, but I like Odasaku like a friend, so I'm sorry."

Oda Sakunosuke smiled and said, "Chiyo is really a very gentle person."

"Huh?" I don't know why.

Oda Sakunosuke stretched out his big hand, rubbed my head a few times, and then said: "Chiyo doesn't need to say sorry to me, anyway, we can't be lovers, we can still be friends."

"Yeah!" I nodded vigorously, "Odasaku is my best friend!"

"Then, can Chiyo have a drink with me?" Oda Sakunosuke said, "Anyway, you are already an adult."

I have been reincarnated in the main god's space for about a dozen worlds, and it has been hundreds of years, and now I am just an old guy in the shell of a minor.

"Okay." I said.

During this dinner, because there were no emergencies, we continued to make noise until midnight, and almost everyone drank too much, especially Oda Sakunosuke, who passed out immediately.

I helped him into the room, let him lie down, and came out, and then I saw Osamu Dazai with his hands folded around his chest, looking like he had been waiting here for a long time.

"What's the matter with you?" I asked.

"Did Odasaku confess to you?" Osamu Dazai said doubtful words in an affirmative tone.

"...Yes. What's wrong?"

"You refused." Osamu Dazai said.

"say to me.

"What about me?" Osamu Dazai walked in front of me, he was very close to me, our noses almost touched, he asked, "If it was me who confessed to you, would you refuse?"