I'm really just an ordinary person

At night, I chatted with Fushimi Saruhiko.

Me: Xiaoyuan, what would you do if a man said he was your boyfriend in front of another man?

Little Ape: I'm not gay.

I:…………

Me: Suppose you are a woman.

Little Ape: What's wrong?Did someone say he was your boyfriend again?

When Prynne made a move before, the person who came to clean up the mess happened to be Fushimi Saruhiko, so he was also very clear about the incident at that time.

Me: Yes, this time it's Dazai.

Xiaoyuan: I can't see that you are so charming.Conquered two vicious mafia in a row, how do you feel, Ms. Hara Chiyo?

Me: ... I don't want to either, okay?And when they say these things, they don't know whether they are true or false.Anyway, I think what they said must be false.

Little Ape: Why do you think so?

Me: Because I'm just an ordinary person.

Little Ape: ...So I said it long ago, your perception of yourself is fundamentally problematic!

Xiaoyuan: Really, Chiyo, why do you always feel that you are just an ordinary person?

Me: I have lived an ordinary life for more than ten years. Even if you suddenly tell me that I am actually a big boss, I can't change my mind in a short time.

This time, the little ape returned my whole screen of Doudou.

Xiao Yuan: In front of whom did he say it belonged to your boyfriend?

Me: Explosive Lord.

Little Ape: Tsk.What's Bakugo's reaction?

I replied with lingering fear: This is the first time I know that a man's scream is scarier than a woman's.

Time went back to the moment when Katsuki Bakugo called.

"Who are you?" Bakugo Katsuki asked.

"I'm Chiyo's boyfriend." Osamu Dazai said in a cheerful voice, "It's the first time we meet, and I'm so proud of Katsuki-kun."

Katsuki Bakugo was silent for a while, and then said in a particularly cold voice: "Hey, Chiyo, who is he?"

There is always a bad premonition in this tone.

I pushed away Osamu Dazai, and explained to Katsuki Bakugo, "He's a friend of mine, he was joking with you just now."

"It's annoying, we all slept together, and you still said we were just friends." Osamu Dazai said softly.

Hey, brother, can you stop making trouble?

"Sleeping together?" Bakugo Katsuki's voice was eight degrees higher.

"It's roommate, roommate!" I explained hastily.

I don't want to be misunderstood, even if Bakugo Katsuki is just someone I haven't known for long.

"That is to say, do you share the rent with a man?" Bakugo Katsuki said quietly.

I was a little embarrassed, scratched my face with my fingers, and said, "Actually, there are two, and there are several children."

"...Start the video." Bakugo Katsuki said.

"Huh?" I didn't respond for a while.

Bakugo Katsuki hung up the phone directly, and then sent a video request.

"What a anxious young man." Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets and said leisurely.

After I clicked to agree, I saw the familiar creamy golden durian head and angry scarlet eyes.

"Yo, Bakugo-kun." Dazai Osamu greeted Bakugo Katsuki happily.

Unsurprisingly, Bakugo Katsuki's face darkened.

"Let me introduce, this is Nakamori." I pointed to Osamu Dazai and said.

Considering Osamu Dazai's identity, I didn't say his real name, but used the fake name he had fooled Akashi Seijuro with before.

I pointed to Bakugo Katsuki again and said, "Bakugo Katsuki, I met a new friend today."

"A new friend I met today." Osamu Dazai repeated inexplicably, "I recognize Bakugo-kun. This year's Yuei High School sports festival is really unforgettable."

Then I saw Bakugo Katsuki's face became even more stinky.

Did something unpleasant happen to Xiongying High School's sports festival?I suddenly felt like I missed a hundred million.

But the current situation does not allow me to search for resources on the Internet, so I had to change the topic.

"I'm really sorry, Baohaojun, I forgot to call you when I got home, and I made you worry." No matter what, I admit my mistake first, and it is always right.

"It's okay, just don't forget next time." Bakugo Katsuki said.

"Okay, I will definitely not forget next time." I assured him.

Then I saw Bakugo Katsuki's complexion improved a lot.

But soon, Bakugo Katsuki's expression turned bad again.

Osamu Dazai embraced me in his arms, put his chin on the top of my head, and hugged me like a rag doll.

Because of the angle, I can't see Osamu Dazai's face, and I don't know what kind of expression he has now, but I can also hear his voice. He is deliberately provoking Katsuki Bakugo, because he used to This is how to provoke the Central Plains.

"Let me accompany Xiao Chiyo, don't worry about Bohaojun." Osamu Dazai said in a provocative tone.

"Let go of her!" Bakugo Katsuki said.

"No~" Osamu Dazai replied in a long tone.

"Chiyo just said that you are not her boyfriend." Bakugo Katsuki said.

"So what?" Dazai Osamu's tone became more cheerful.

I couldn't help but light a candle for Katsuki Bakugo. Osamu Dazai is definitely a bad guy again. He used to be like this often, but the unlucky ones are usually his good partners-Nakahara Nakaya , but this time it was replaced by Bakugo Katsuki.

I couldn't bear to watch the innocent young man in front of me being teased by the great demon king Dazai, so I touched Dazai's waist with my elbow.

"Let go of me." I said.

"No~Yes~" Osamu Dazai said, "Little Chiyo is so soft, it's really comfortable to hug."

"You describe me like I have no bones." I couldn't help but complain.

As a behemoth with a height of 1.7 meters 50 and a weight of [-] kg, I don't think the feeling of holding it is very good.

"I told you, let her go!" Bakugo Katsuki's tone became even colder.

"No———" Osamu Dazai said in a very unbeatable tone, "What is the position of Bohao-kun to let me let go of Chiyo? If I remember correctly, the two of you are just We haven't known each other for long."

"What does this have to do with you?" Bakugo Katsumi asked with a stinky face.

"Of course it has something to do with it." Osamu Dazai said, "Chiyo and I have lived in this house for many years, and we can be regarded as childhood sweethearts. Do you know what a childhood sweetheart is? It means the two of us grew up together , grow up together, I have seen all her appearance~"

"Hey!" I couldn't help but want to interrupt Osamu Dazai's nonsense, but was stopped by Osamu Dazai.

His fingers lightly scratched the center of my palm, very lightly, itchy, like a feather sweeping, I suddenly couldn't say anything, I could only be hugged by him obediently , Listen to how he fooled Katsuki, the poor boy.

"...shut up!" Bakugo Katsuki finally couldn't bear it anymore and said.

Osamu Dazai chuckled, and said, "Bakugo-kun, you like Chiyo, right?"

Me: "Hello!"

"Little Chiyo, don't talk yet." Dazai Osamu patted my head like a kitten's head, and said softly, "Be good, be obedient."

Realizing that Osamu Dazai's mood was not so good, I was very cowardly and obediently shut my mouth.

Bakugo Katsuki glared at him, and then said, "I like her, but what does that have to do with you?"

My eyes widened in surprise.

It turns out that what Fushimi Saruhiko said is true, Katsuki Bakugo really likes me.

But why?The two of us just met for the first time, and we didn't even say a few words, didn't we?Why do some people fall in love with someone the first time they meet?Is it really just because of appearance?

I don't understand these.

"Of course it has something to do with me." Osamu Dazai said, "Because Chiyo is mine."

Bakugo Katsuki sneered, and said, "Your fox tail is finally showing. But, what a pity, Chiyo doesn't like you."

"Chiyo doesn't like you either." Osamu Dazai replied without showing any weakness.

Then the two of them start trying to kill each other with their eyes.

And I'm completely dumbfounded.

What did Osamu Dazai mean by that sentence?What do you mean I am his?And why does he have so much hostility towards Bakugo Katsuki?

I have a faint feeling, but I can't believe it.

It was Katsuki Bakugou's scream that pulled me back from my thoughts.

"Shut up!" Bakugo Katsuki said angrily.

And Osamu Dazai still had a brisk tone: "What? Did I say something wrong? How can a trash who can't even protect himself be qualified to stand by Chiyo's side?"

"Too... Nakamori, aren't you exaggerating what you said?" I pulled Dazai Osamu's sleeve in disapproval, and whispered.

Osamu Dazai hugged me even tighter, he lowered his head, put his lips close to my ear, and said, "It's not too much at all, the person who can be worthy of Xiao Chiyo, no matter what, it can't be this Lian No. The position of 1 is a waste given up by others!"

"Sine --!!!!!!"

Me: The above is what happened today.

Fushimi Saru was silent for a while, and then he replied: "Why don't you ask Higurashi Kagome for some amulets."

Me: Why did you say that suddenly?

Little Ape: I'm afraid that one day you will die in the Shura field.

Me: Hey, can you wish me an order?

Xiaoyuan: I think so too, but it turns out that your physique for provoking perverts and chuuniji is really too strong.

Me: No, Bohaojun is not at the same level as Dazai Osamu and Bailan, is it?

Little Ape: You won't say that after a while.

Then he gave me a smiley face back.

Facts have proved that what Xiaoyuan said is correct, Bakugo Katsuki is no less troublesome than Osamu Dazai and Bai Lan.

However, this is also what happened later.