I'm really just an ordinary person

"I don't know if the pet shop sells slugs, but I'll just give them to Chuya as a birthday present." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"Really, Dazai, you deserve to be hammered to the ground by Chuya." I said, "Last time you gave Chuya flowers to explode on his birthday, last time you pretended to be a girl to confess to him, why couldn't you How about letting Zhongye have a good birthday? Really, if you let Zhongye go, let yourself go too well, have you been hammered into the intensive care unit by Zhongye every time, have you forgotten? Or, you fell in love with the medical department Is that pretty young lady?"

I am also wondering why Osamu Dazai likes to bully Chuya so much. You know, although Osamu Dazai always looks like he wants Chuya to die, the person he trusts the most is Chuya. Is this the friendship between men? ?

Totally do not understand.

"There are so many ladies in the medical department, which one are you talking about?" Osamu Dazai blinked and said innocently.

"Scumbag! You used to find someone to die in love with, saying that he was the lover of your dreams." I said sternly.

"Because people have dreams every day, so the lover in their dreams is different every day." Osamu Dazai said, "And even if I liked her at that time, it was only at that time, and that time is already in the past, so I who liked her are already The past me, how can the past me be confused with the present me? We have to live in the present, Chiyo."

"...Do you study philosophy?"

"No, I'm studying economic criminology."

"Is there such a subject?"

"The professor is Mr. Mori, a popular major at Port Mafia University." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

I:"……"

In this way, we were poor all the way, and then we arrived at D's pet shop.

"How should I put it? It's completely different from what I thought." Osamu Dazai looked at the pet shop's pretense and said, "If you didn't say this is a pet shop, I would have thought it was selling antiques, not an ordinary pet shop at all. look."

"You're actually right." I said.

"what?"

"It's nothing, you'll know when you pass the interview." Then, I opened the door and went in, "D, I've found Kanban Lang for you!"

Osamu Dazai, who was following me, raised his eyebrows: "...Kanbanro?"

"Oh, is this your friend? He really has a beautiful face." A man with different eyes in a gorgeous cheongsam appeared in front of the two of us at some point.

I have known D for a long time, so I have long been used to his elusiveness, but it was the first time for Osamu Dazai to see him, so I was a little surprised.

"Satisfied?" I asked.

"As far as the simple face is concerned, I'm very satisfied." D said with a half-smile.

"What about other than the face?"

"It's completely unqualified." D said, "How can a person who doesn't even love himself love animals? Go back, this job is not suitable for you."

"In this case, let's go, Chiyo, but Mr. D is wrong, but I like my dog ​​very much." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

After I was pulled out of the pet store, my mind still hadn't turned around.

"If my guess is correct, the dog you mentioned just now should be Zhong Ye, right?"

"Yes, that's right."

"Don't you really hate Chuya?"

You obviously said you hated everything about Chuya in front of me before, why did you turn around and start saying that you like him?Is the CP I'm drinking real?Double black locked!Ango is asleep!A Wei mass grave!

"What are you thinking?" Osamu Dazai patted my head.

"Thinking that sooner or later I will grow taller than you!" I want to pat your head too.

"Give up, your height won't grow any longer." Osamu Dazai hit him mercilessly.

"Ahhhh! Shut up! It's because you cursed me that Chuya didn't grow taller, so I don't want to be like Chuya!"

"...you are already 17cm taller than Zhongya, are you still different from that little slug?" Osamu Dazai sighed, "And his height is really not cursed by me, but that he has been using different methods The ability to oppress the bones will not grow taller, my supernatural ability is really not a crow's mouth."

"Really?" I expressed doubts, after all, Dazai's mouth is a deceiving ghost.

"Little Chiyo, is my trust in your heart so low?"

"Well, your credit is inversely proportional to your height."

Dazai: QAQ

After a while, Osamu Dazai asked, "Chiyo, how did you know the owner of the pet shop?"

"We met when we were young." I said, "It's been about ten years, ah, I didn't expect that we have known each other for so many years, and he still hasn't changed at all."

"You are 17 years old now, the boss hasn't changed for more than ten years, don't you think it's suspicious?" Osamu Dazai said.

"What's suspicious about this?" I looked at him curiously, "Aren't many celebrities unchanged? And I've seen reverse growth."

"Reverse growth? For example..."

"Like the wind."

"Feng?" Osamu Dazai was thoughtful, "This name sounds familiar."

"It's the martial arts style, the famous one. I heard from my grandma that he used to be about the same height as me now, but now he's turned into a baby."

"You mean the Guardian of the Arrow in Arcbareno?"

"What is Alcobaleno?" I asked.

"Alkbaleno, the cursed sons of the rainbow, they are the best in every field in this world, they are chosen to be the cornerstone of the world, as a price, part of their power will be sealed, and their bodies will become children's. Status." Dazai Osamu looked at me with complicated eyes, "Chiyo, you always know some amazing people."

"what?"

"I began to wonder what happened in the year you lost your memory, and I always thought it would be a very big thing." Osamu Dazai said.

Before I could ask any more questions, we arrived home.

It was the store manager who opened the door, and the store manager asked, "Hey, you came back so soon, didn't you apply for the job?"

"That's right, I didn't apply for the job. I thought that with Dazai's face, the job would be very secure, but I didn't expect... Hey, I should have brought some desserts to bribe D if I knew it." I regretted a little.

"It's a blessing in disguise, but you don't know it's a blessing. I'll make some delicious food to cheer you up." The store manager comforted.

When we heard that there was something delicious, our eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, the store manager is the best!"

In the end, the day ended with all of us eating plumply.

That being said, I still care a lot about D's statement.

——How can a person who doesn't even love himself love animals?

Dazai, what on earth are you...