spoiling addiction

Liang Xiao once thought that Xu Rui was the best man in the world, he could go to the hall and go to the kitchen, go to bed during the day and go to bed at night. There was a man waiting on him, and it wasn't until he entered Xu's house that he realized what it means to have a man outside the sky and a man outside the sky.

Liang Xiao burst into tears after eating a table full of dishes. Compared with Xu's father's cooking skills, what Xu Rui cooked was like pig food!

Xu's mother took food for him graciously, "Eat more, I heard that you are still sick, so you need to supplement your nutrition."

"Sick?" Liang Xiao looked at her blankly while cooking vegetables.

"Don't worry," Xu Rui picked up chopsticks for his mother, and another for Liang Xiao, and said with a smile, "It's nothing serious, just a bit of a headache, just rest more."

Mother Xu stared at him reproachfully, "It must be because you didn't take good care of him."

"Alas, it's my fault again! Well, I admit my mistake, and I will take good care of him in the future, okay?" Xu Rui begged for mercy in frustration.

Mother Xu laughed and hit his head with chopsticks, "Isn't it right?"

At lunchtime, the harmony is almost tearful, if you ignore the large dog in rut in the corner.

Liang Xiao looked up inadvertently, and saw it lying on an inflatable doll, rubbing it non-stop, and then the chopsticks fell off...

Xu Rui picked up the chopsticks for him, and called to his father reproachfully, "Dad!"

"Oh?" Xu's father was holding a fish tail in his mouth. Hearing this, he raised his head and followed his line of sight. He smiled, spat out the fish tail, and said lovingly, "Sasa is in estrus. Well, isn't it the same when you're in heat?"

Xu Rui was embarrassed, "How can humans and dogs be the same?"

"Don't discriminate against animals," Xu's father said seriously, "he belongs to the order of carnivora, and you belong to the order of primates. We all belong to the order of mammals and the subclass of mammals. You are just one step ahead of him in biological evolution."

"I'm not only one step ahead of him, I'm his superior on the food chain pyramid!" He was already very angry when he saw the big dog estrus with Liang Xiao just now, and now Xu's father seems to have raised Sasa to the height of his brother , making him embarrassingly aware that he was jealous.

Father Xu said loudly, "The victory in the struggle for survival is only temporary, and the physical combat effectiveness of modern humans has shrunk. If you are under the same conditions, you may not be able to defeat Sasha!"

"Nonsense!" Xu Rui waved his hand, pointing at the big dog in the corner whose lower body kept shaking, "Just rely on it?"

On the other side, Xu's mother and Liang Xiao got together, pointed at Xu's father secretly with chopsticks, and whispered in disgust, "Look, what a disgraceful father and son, sometimes I don't even want to recognize them."

Liang Xiao was sweating, "This is the first time I've seen Xu Rui like this."

"If you like to watch it, I'll let them quarrel for you every day." Xu's mother is not surprised, "I don't know how many times I quarrel because of Xiao Sa. Every year when it comes to estrus, Ah Rui clamors to castrate it , but your father raises the dog as his son, and asking him to eunuch Xiao Sa is more uncomfortable than eunuching himself, alas, this dog is really a beauty."

The corner of Liang Xiao's mouth twitched, "Actually, neutering is more beneficial to dogs, it can increase life expectancy and reduce the incidence of morbidity."

"Absolutely not!" Father Xu gave up the main battle with Xu Rui, and said loudly to Liang Xiao, "You have no right to deprive others of their fertility, that is inhumane!"

Xu's mother sneered, "Everyone is forced to be sterilized, let alone a dog? How can we talk about democracy under the power, and besides, that's the way of a dog."

Father Xu immediately shut up.

Xu's mother seemed to be inspired by it, and suddenly said to the young couple in surprise, "I remembered!"

"Huh?" Liang Xiao was at a loss.

Xu Rui turned his face away in pain: Mother's whim is often either wild or bloody.

Xu's mother said excitedly, "You can use test tubes to fertilize a child!"

Liang Xiao's smile froze a bit.

Seeing this, Xu Rui said to his mother, "We are not in a hurry now. After two years, the economic conditions will be better. It's okay for the two of us to live in Ah Xiao's single apartment. It will be too crowded if we have another child. At least you have to save money to buy a bigger house..."

"Okay, don't cry about being poor," Xu's mother gave him a white look, "We have prepared the money for your house a long time ago, let's find a suitable place to buy it after the new year, let's not mention this, let's talk about the child first."

"No, no, mom, this has to be mentioned," Xu Rui laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes, he leaned forward and asked, "How much money have you prepared for me? I want to buy in the urban area, and the slightly better houses over there are all expensive." It’s almost [-] square meters.”

Xu's mother ignored him, turned to Liang Xiao and said, "You are not too young now, over 35 years old is an advanced maternal age, I heard from A Rui that your health is not very good, and if you are older, it will be more difficult to give birth in the future..."

Hearing the first sentence, Liang Xiao managed to maintain a smile, but when he heard the second sentence, his whole face became embarrassing, "...I don't understand your words."

"Ai?"

Liang Xiao's face twitched rapidly, "Are you going to... let me give birth?"

Mother Xu nodded, "Yes."

"How is that possible???" Xu Rui almost overturned the table and yelled at his mother, "Mom, Ah Xiao is my lover, please don't insult him!"

"What?" Xu's mother gave you a strange expression, "Isn't it just giving birth to a child, why did it become an insult?"

Liang Xiao said calmly, "I thought men couldn't have children."

Xu's mother understood what they meant, she supported the table and laughed, "You two uneducated little things, who said that men can't have children? We just need to take a genome from each of you, let them match, and put The recombinant gene is introduced into the appropriate cytoplasm, and then the recombinant cells are put into the artificial uterus in A Xiao's body, just waiting for the delivery!...Hey, what expressions do you all have?"

Everyone present opened their mouths wide open, and the entire restaurant was silent, only the popping sound of the Big Dog Strong X inflatable doll in the corner.

After a while, Liang Xiao remained expressionless, and said slowly, "This experiment is illegal."

Xu Rui seemed not as tolerant as him, and stood up angrily, "Don't tell me this kind of fantasy in the future, Mom, I didn't bring A Xiao back here to hear you make such remarks. You are a man inside and out. Even if you are a professor of biology, you cannot use so-called science and technology to change this fact. Moreover, even if this experiment is now mature and not illegal, I will never allow it! Master, we Walk!"

After all, pull up Liang Xiao and leave.

Seeing her son like this, Xu's mother was dumbfounded, and quickly stretched out her hand to pull him, "Son, don't go..."

Father Xu hurried over to smooth things over, and grabbed his angry son, "Don't leave in a hurry, your mother is just like this, she always likes to be whimsical, she doesn't mean to disrespect A Xiao, you sit down first."

Liang Xiao also followed suit, not wanting Xu Rui to get into trouble with his mother because of him.

After a stalemate for a long time, Xu Rui sighed heavily, and took Liang Xiao to stride towards his bedroom, "I want to be quiet, you guys eat first."

Liang Xiao staggered and let him be dragged into the room obediently.

Outside the door, Xu's mother babbled, "I don't mean anything malicious, this technology is really mature, hey, it's fine if he doesn't eat, why don't A Xiao eat? He's not in good health, and he's starving again what to do?"

Father Xu squeezed her shoulders and sighed, "Even if the idea is good, but... well, your occupational disease is really out of place."

Xu Rui pressed Liang Xiao's shoulders, let him sit in the chair, and lowered his voice anxiously, "Don't be angry with her, she is such a person, she has dealt with animals a lot, and her attitude towards humans sometimes changes." It's weird..."

Knowing that he was afraid that he and his mother would turn against each other, Liang Xiao smiled lightly, stretched his arms around his neck, and said softly, "I'm not angry, it's human nature to want to hold a grandson, I know she treats me well in her heart , it's just that I can't correct my attitude for a while, which is also normal, after all, a male daughter-in-law."

Xu Rui half-kneeled between his legs, looked up into his eyes, felt that his eyes were lacquered, heartbreakingly beautiful, and how could he be so lucky to have such a man in his pocket.

Seeing this, Liang Xiao slapped him on the forehead, "Why are you looking at me with twin dead fish eyes?"

"It's not dead fish eyes." Xu Rui smiled, wrapped his arms around his slender waist, slowly tightened it, and murmured, "Master, I love you."

"Silly boy," Liang Xiao held up his face and pressed a kiss on his lips, "I love you too."

After a bad lunch, Xu's mother was very anxious all afternoon, walking around outside their bedroom, thinking about how to apologize. Looking at her, she smiled, "Go in if you want, what are you wandering around for?"

Xu's mother was anxious, "Tell me, if the two of them are having sex and I interrupt it like this, wouldn't they hate me even more?"

Father Xu's black thread, "Isn't it good to have sex in broad daylight?"

"Not necessarily, it's normal for the young couple to have some fun during the day, don't we like to have sex during the day at that time..."

Just as he was talking, the door opened from the inside, and Xu Rui stood impatiently at the door, "Do you have to think so crookedly?"

To be honest, he really wanted to push Liang Xiao to post, but his wife was bullied by him a few days ago, and her back is still sore. After eating, she climbed into bed to catch up on sleep. The clean sheets and honey-colored body just live like this Lying in front of him, it was so fragrant that he could see it and not eat it.

And with both parents under one roof, it doesn't seem too good to make some noise.

"Uh... son, look here!" Mother Xu took out a soup cup from behind and presented it to her son like a treasure.

Xu Rui stirred the spoon and found something white and sticky inside. He was surprised, "What is this?"

Father Xu chuckled, "The tonic your mother stewed for A Xiao, snow clam and red lotus quail, nourishes the blood, nourishes the skin, strengthens the kidneys and nourishes the essence."

"Yes," Mother Xu added, "it can also prevent premature aging of libido, impotence and premature ejaculation..."

"Mom!" Xu Rui was speechless.

Mother Xu looked over his shoulder into the room, "What about him? Uncomfortable?"

"Sleepy, taking a nap, should I wake him up?"

"Don't bark," Xu's mother held him and lowered her voice, "Let him sleep a little longer and watch the New Year's Eve together at night."

"Well," Xu Rui nodded, took the soup cup in her hand, and helped her mother pinch the short hair on her forehead behind her ears, "Mom, Ah Xiao has a straightforward personality, and his mood is more obvious. Please take care of me."

"Don't worry," Mother Xu smiled and slapped his hand away, "I won't embarrass you no matter what you like."

Xu's father whispered behind his back, "You'll lose me at noon."

Mother Xu said harshly, "Shut up!"

"Hehe," Xu Rui laughed and said softly, "Mom, thank you."