spoiling addiction
Chapter 37 Small Advertisement
It was already noon when the car was picked up from the maintenance point, and the two of them drove back to Xu Rui's dormitory in the county. As soon as they entered the door, Liang Xiao's face became pale. There is a small rice cooker, and a half box of instant noodles under the table.
Xu Rui hurriedly patted the bed, "Master, sit here and rest, sorry, there are no chairs, are you thirsty? Shall I boil some hot water?"
Liang Xiao frowned, "Don't bother, pack up your things quickly, we'll leave right away, it's a good thing you can live in this kind of place."
"It's okay," Xu Rui sneered, dragged out a suitcase from under the bed, and packed things up quickly.
Liang Xiao helped him pack the bedding clumsily, and when the pillow was uncovered, he suddenly froze.
"Master, don't do it, let me do it, uh...that..." Xu Rui looked at the thing he was staring at, a little embarrassed, "I saw it in the library, I didn't expect you to publish a book. "
"You need to use the promotion title, it's just a cliché," Liang Xiao picked up the book with the navy blue cover, opened it, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Colleagues around me have published countless books for promotion titles, most of which are clichéd and not worth reading. The same is true for this book, which is so outdated that he doesn’t even want to look back. I read a page carefully and left a lot of thoughts on the side.
Xu Rui said seriously, "I think some of the contents are quite reasonable, look here..."
The warm winter day in the afternoon, lazily sprinkled in the room, made Liang Xiao's fingers white and delicate, with delicate joints, very beautiful, and Xu Rui couldn't help but be fascinated by it.
"...Silly boy, the saliva is coming out."
"Ah?" Xu Rui hurriedly touched the corner of his mouth, what are you doing?
Liang Xiao collapsed on the bed with a book in his arms.
"Fuck! You're playing tricks on me again!" Xu Rui was furious, and rushed forward with bared teeth, pressing him up and down, "It's really three days without a house."
"Then hit me!" Liang Xiao provoked, with a look of embarrassment on his face.
Such a charming old daughter-in-law was lying under him, and it would be fun to say that she was naked between the bed curtains and slapped her butt twice at night, but in broad daylight, he really didn't want to hit her, so she had to play with her two paws. "I don't hit you, I scratch you!"
As he said, he rushed up viciously.
"Ouch, ouch, don't scratch... aha, don't touch there... itch... ah..." Liang Xiao's body was extremely sensitive, and when he scratched him, he suddenly collapsed, and he curled up on the small bed, tossing and rolling, Tears welled up in the corners of my eyes.
Xu Rui pressed on him, and the two of them rolled into a ball. The narrow bunk bed creaked. cried out.
"How is it?" Xu Rui hugged him into his arms, pulled his hand covering his forehead, carefully fiddled with the hair there, checked for a long time, and then exhaled, "Fortunately, it didn't break, my wife, it hurts." Doesn't it hurt?"
Liang Xiao hit his head against the wall, grinning his teeth on the spot, shaking his head in pain, annoyed, "Nonsense, try hitting it!"
Seeing the vengeance of this frightened old goblin, Xu Rui gloated very much, but seeing his pitiful appearance, he felt distressed, so he blew his head helplessly, "Well, it's red."
Liang Xiao grabbed the mirror by the bedside and took a look, his face turned dark immediately, "It's all your fault! If you don't listen to me telling you not to scratch me, now you're happy, let's see how I get out?"
Xu Rui thought for a while, "How about putting a Band-Aid on you?"
Liang Xiao gave him a gloomy look, with an expression of "If you want to die, just say it".
Using the PhotoShop software that comes with the human brain, I photoshopped a master in a suit with a Band-Aid on his forehead. Xu Rui suddenly became gorgeous and cute, and began to rummage through boxes and chests to find a Band-Aid.
"Go to hell! I don't want to paste such an ugly thing!" Seeing the band-aids presented to him, Master became angry.
Xu Rui earnestly and kindly said, "Look at your forehead, which is so red that it almost broke your skin. It would be embarrassing to be seen by others. Post it, Master, do you want to be laughed at?"
Liang Xiao went crazy, "It's easier to be laughed at if you post this thing!!!"
"Who would laugh at that?"
"Gao Rong!"
Thinking of the monstrous director who was afraid of chaos, Xu Rui sighed in his heart. It was foreseeable that at the banquet tonight, Liang Xiao would be watched horribly by Gao Rong because of the red mark or Band-Aid on his forehead.
In the end, Liang Xiao threw all the band-aids into the trash can, found a small top hat from his box, and put it on his head.
Xu Rui only lived in this dormitory for more than a month, and he packed only one suitcase and a few bags, and the two of them took them out at once.
Gao Rong's banquet was held in a small hotel not far from No. [-] Middle School. The small restaurant had rich dishes and was loved by all the teachers and students of the school.
When Gao Rong arrived at the private room, he was having cuckolding with Pei Fengtong. Gao Rong was obviously out of luck, and a small note was posted on his face in a short time.
Seeing this, Liang Xiao immediately began to attack personally, Gao Rong was furious, wiped off the small note on his face, and pointed at Pei Fengtong, "Let's do it again, this time the bet is big, whoever loses will take off his clothes! "
Pei Fengtong remained calm, "What's so important about your figure?"
Xu Rui couldn't hold back his laughter all of a sudden, Gao Rong suddenly felt that his self-esteem had been hurt, glanced at the people in the private room, and found that he made some fucking bad friends, one card skill was too good for him to lose face, one She would never give herself face, and there is another...gentle and generous, innocent, flowery and jade-like, all over the country...
So he moaned, closed his eyes and slipped into Xu Rui's arms, whispering, "Brother Rui, they bullied me..."
Xu Rui: "..."
Liang Xiao smiled and pushed his head away from his arms with one finger, and said softly, "Brother Rong, are you looking for smoke?"
When Gao Rong heard the voice, he was startled, opened his eyes, and found that he was hugging Liang Xiao, the male Yasha, immediately aroused goosebumps, and rushed out, "You, you... in front of yourself... Husband dares to eat other people's tofu?"
"Eat your tofu?" Liang Xiao said lazily, "Am I so overwhelmed?"
Gao Rong pouted and looked at Xu Rui pitifully, "Brother Rui..."
"That..." Xu Rui rubbed his nose. He was ready to be pounced just now, but Liang Xiao pushed him to the side with lightning speed, and he was lucky enough to escape.
Pei Fengtong couldn't stand it anymore, "You guys look a bit grown-up too, you really should let the children see your virtues, I'll let the waiter serve the food."
Gao Rong is a typical crazy person. While drinking, he yelled to fight with Pei Fengtong. Pei Fengtong didn't know what was wrong and couldn't think about it, so he threw off his arms and fought with him. The two fought from beer to liquor, from liquor to liquor. When it came to the depth charge, Gao Rong fell limp within two strokes, lying on the table in a sad state.
Liang Xiao looked at them worriedly and stopped his glass.
Xu Rui didn't know why, he looked blankly at Gao Rong, then at Pei Fengtong, and whispered into Liang Xiao's ear, "What's wrong with them?"
"You have something on your mind," Liang Xiao said lightly.
Pei Fengtong pulled out the chair and stood up, looking very conscious, smiled, "I've been drinking too much, go to the bathroom."
Liang Xiao tapped Xu Rui's plate with his chopsticks, "Didn't you just say you were going to the bathroom?"
"How can I..." Xu Rui was stunned, and suddenly reacted, laughing, "Yes, yes, I'm going too, let's go together."
Standing in the small cubicle and carefully draining the water, Xu Rui smiled and said, "Senior is in a bad mood? Could it be that Xiaolong caused you some trouble again?"
Mentioning the fierce young man, Pei Fengtong smiled involuntarily, "He is very cute and never causes trouble."
Never get into trouble?Xu Rui was shocked, is Xi Shi in the eye of the beholder or is he pretending too well in front of you?This little bastard's bones would itch if he didn't cause trouble for a day, and if he wasn't caught by Gao Rong and sent to the director's office to criticize him wildly every month, he would feel as uncomfortable as if he didn't have menstruation when the day came.
Pei Fengtong continued to laugh, "If I were ten years younger, I might be really tempted."
"There's not much difference in your ages, you're about the same as Liang Xiao and me," Xu Rui chuckled twice, pulled up his pants, opened the door of the cubicle and walked out. Just as he was about to turn around, he was taken aback suddenly, looking at the cubicle Xiaomen laughed, "This is... Hey, come and see, this pornographic advertisement has been sent to the toilet..."
"The customers here are all teachers and students nearby, what kind of pornographic advertisements can there be?" Pei Fengtong turned around with a smile, took a look, and suddenly froze, as if shocked by an 800 million volt electric shock.
I saw a note pasted behind the door of the cubicle: Hungry and thirsty pure 0 looking for a macho passionate spring night, mobile phone number 138xxxxxxxx.
Xu Rui leaned over to study the small advertisement carefully, "Hey, this number is so familiar... Could it belong to one of my friends? I have to look for it... It's so funny, why didn't I know that I still have friends like this?" Lonely..." He took out his mobile phone and pressed the number on the advertisement.
Looking at the three square characters that jumped out on the screen, Xu Rui's smile froze on his face.
Laughing, "This is a broken phone, and the program is out of order..."
"It's not messed up," Pei Fengtong stepped forward, tore off the note expressionlessly, and said calmly, "This number is indeed mine."
Xu Rui hurriedly patted the bed, "Master, sit here and rest, sorry, there are no chairs, are you thirsty? Shall I boil some hot water?"
Liang Xiao frowned, "Don't bother, pack up your things quickly, we'll leave right away, it's a good thing you can live in this kind of place."
"It's okay," Xu Rui sneered, dragged out a suitcase from under the bed, and packed things up quickly.
Liang Xiao helped him pack the bedding clumsily, and when the pillow was uncovered, he suddenly froze.
"Master, don't do it, let me do it, uh...that..." Xu Rui looked at the thing he was staring at, a little embarrassed, "I saw it in the library, I didn't expect you to publish a book. "
"You need to use the promotion title, it's just a cliché," Liang Xiao picked up the book with the navy blue cover, opened it, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Colleagues around me have published countless books for promotion titles, most of which are clichéd and not worth reading. The same is true for this book, which is so outdated that he doesn’t even want to look back. I read a page carefully and left a lot of thoughts on the side.
Xu Rui said seriously, "I think some of the contents are quite reasonable, look here..."
The warm winter day in the afternoon, lazily sprinkled in the room, made Liang Xiao's fingers white and delicate, with delicate joints, very beautiful, and Xu Rui couldn't help but be fascinated by it.
"...Silly boy, the saliva is coming out."
"Ah?" Xu Rui hurriedly touched the corner of his mouth, what are you doing?
Liang Xiao collapsed on the bed with a book in his arms.
"Fuck! You're playing tricks on me again!" Xu Rui was furious, and rushed forward with bared teeth, pressing him up and down, "It's really three days without a house."
"Then hit me!" Liang Xiao provoked, with a look of embarrassment on his face.
Such a charming old daughter-in-law was lying under him, and it would be fun to say that she was naked between the bed curtains and slapped her butt twice at night, but in broad daylight, he really didn't want to hit her, so she had to play with her two paws. "I don't hit you, I scratch you!"
As he said, he rushed up viciously.
"Ouch, ouch, don't scratch... aha, don't touch there... itch... ah..." Liang Xiao's body was extremely sensitive, and when he scratched him, he suddenly collapsed, and he curled up on the small bed, tossing and rolling, Tears welled up in the corners of my eyes.
Xu Rui pressed on him, and the two of them rolled into a ball. The narrow bunk bed creaked. cried out.
"How is it?" Xu Rui hugged him into his arms, pulled his hand covering his forehead, carefully fiddled with the hair there, checked for a long time, and then exhaled, "Fortunately, it didn't break, my wife, it hurts." Doesn't it hurt?"
Liang Xiao hit his head against the wall, grinning his teeth on the spot, shaking his head in pain, annoyed, "Nonsense, try hitting it!"
Seeing the vengeance of this frightened old goblin, Xu Rui gloated very much, but seeing his pitiful appearance, he felt distressed, so he blew his head helplessly, "Well, it's red."
Liang Xiao grabbed the mirror by the bedside and took a look, his face turned dark immediately, "It's all your fault! If you don't listen to me telling you not to scratch me, now you're happy, let's see how I get out?"
Xu Rui thought for a while, "How about putting a Band-Aid on you?"
Liang Xiao gave him a gloomy look, with an expression of "If you want to die, just say it".
Using the PhotoShop software that comes with the human brain, I photoshopped a master in a suit with a Band-Aid on his forehead. Xu Rui suddenly became gorgeous and cute, and began to rummage through boxes and chests to find a Band-Aid.
"Go to hell! I don't want to paste such an ugly thing!" Seeing the band-aids presented to him, Master became angry.
Xu Rui earnestly and kindly said, "Look at your forehead, which is so red that it almost broke your skin. It would be embarrassing to be seen by others. Post it, Master, do you want to be laughed at?"
Liang Xiao went crazy, "It's easier to be laughed at if you post this thing!!!"
"Who would laugh at that?"
"Gao Rong!"
Thinking of the monstrous director who was afraid of chaos, Xu Rui sighed in his heart. It was foreseeable that at the banquet tonight, Liang Xiao would be watched horribly by Gao Rong because of the red mark or Band-Aid on his forehead.
In the end, Liang Xiao threw all the band-aids into the trash can, found a small top hat from his box, and put it on his head.
Xu Rui only lived in this dormitory for more than a month, and he packed only one suitcase and a few bags, and the two of them took them out at once.
Gao Rong's banquet was held in a small hotel not far from No. [-] Middle School. The small restaurant had rich dishes and was loved by all the teachers and students of the school.
When Gao Rong arrived at the private room, he was having cuckolding with Pei Fengtong. Gao Rong was obviously out of luck, and a small note was posted on his face in a short time.
Seeing this, Liang Xiao immediately began to attack personally, Gao Rong was furious, wiped off the small note on his face, and pointed at Pei Fengtong, "Let's do it again, this time the bet is big, whoever loses will take off his clothes! "
Pei Fengtong remained calm, "What's so important about your figure?"
Xu Rui couldn't hold back his laughter all of a sudden, Gao Rong suddenly felt that his self-esteem had been hurt, glanced at the people in the private room, and found that he made some fucking bad friends, one card skill was too good for him to lose face, one She would never give herself face, and there is another...gentle and generous, innocent, flowery and jade-like, all over the country...
So he moaned, closed his eyes and slipped into Xu Rui's arms, whispering, "Brother Rui, they bullied me..."
Xu Rui: "..."
Liang Xiao smiled and pushed his head away from his arms with one finger, and said softly, "Brother Rong, are you looking for smoke?"
When Gao Rong heard the voice, he was startled, opened his eyes, and found that he was hugging Liang Xiao, the male Yasha, immediately aroused goosebumps, and rushed out, "You, you... in front of yourself... Husband dares to eat other people's tofu?"
"Eat your tofu?" Liang Xiao said lazily, "Am I so overwhelmed?"
Gao Rong pouted and looked at Xu Rui pitifully, "Brother Rui..."
"That..." Xu Rui rubbed his nose. He was ready to be pounced just now, but Liang Xiao pushed him to the side with lightning speed, and he was lucky enough to escape.
Pei Fengtong couldn't stand it anymore, "You guys look a bit grown-up too, you really should let the children see your virtues, I'll let the waiter serve the food."
Gao Rong is a typical crazy person. While drinking, he yelled to fight with Pei Fengtong. Pei Fengtong didn't know what was wrong and couldn't think about it, so he threw off his arms and fought with him. The two fought from beer to liquor, from liquor to liquor. When it came to the depth charge, Gao Rong fell limp within two strokes, lying on the table in a sad state.
Liang Xiao looked at them worriedly and stopped his glass.
Xu Rui didn't know why, he looked blankly at Gao Rong, then at Pei Fengtong, and whispered into Liang Xiao's ear, "What's wrong with them?"
"You have something on your mind," Liang Xiao said lightly.
Pei Fengtong pulled out the chair and stood up, looking very conscious, smiled, "I've been drinking too much, go to the bathroom."
Liang Xiao tapped Xu Rui's plate with his chopsticks, "Didn't you just say you were going to the bathroom?"
"How can I..." Xu Rui was stunned, and suddenly reacted, laughing, "Yes, yes, I'm going too, let's go together."
Standing in the small cubicle and carefully draining the water, Xu Rui smiled and said, "Senior is in a bad mood? Could it be that Xiaolong caused you some trouble again?"
Mentioning the fierce young man, Pei Fengtong smiled involuntarily, "He is very cute and never causes trouble."
Never get into trouble?Xu Rui was shocked, is Xi Shi in the eye of the beholder or is he pretending too well in front of you?This little bastard's bones would itch if he didn't cause trouble for a day, and if he wasn't caught by Gao Rong and sent to the director's office to criticize him wildly every month, he would feel as uncomfortable as if he didn't have menstruation when the day came.
Pei Fengtong continued to laugh, "If I were ten years younger, I might be really tempted."
"There's not much difference in your ages, you're about the same as Liang Xiao and me," Xu Rui chuckled twice, pulled up his pants, opened the door of the cubicle and walked out. Just as he was about to turn around, he was taken aback suddenly, looking at the cubicle Xiaomen laughed, "This is... Hey, come and see, this pornographic advertisement has been sent to the toilet..."
"The customers here are all teachers and students nearby, what kind of pornographic advertisements can there be?" Pei Fengtong turned around with a smile, took a look, and suddenly froze, as if shocked by an 800 million volt electric shock.
I saw a note pasted behind the door of the cubicle: Hungry and thirsty pure 0 looking for a macho passionate spring night, mobile phone number 138xxxxxxxx.
Xu Rui leaned over to study the small advertisement carefully, "Hey, this number is so familiar... Could it belong to one of my friends? I have to look for it... It's so funny, why didn't I know that I still have friends like this?" Lonely..." He took out his mobile phone and pressed the number on the advertisement.
Looking at the three square characters that jumped out on the screen, Xu Rui's smile froze on his face.
Laughing, "This is a broken phone, and the program is out of order..."
"It's not messed up," Pei Fengtong stepped forward, tore off the note expressionlessly, and said calmly, "This number is indeed mine."
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