spoiling addiction

Xu Rui's bastard has changed his mind. ←When Liang Xiao was lying outside the window watching, he thought so.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the lights in the office were brightly lit. Xu Rui and Liang Xiao's apprentice, Xiao Wang, who had just taken in this year, were lying together discussing the solution of a quadratic function. Suddenly, they felt the chilly wind blowing around them, as if there were countless wraiths entangled around them. .

"Ah!" Xiao Wang sneezed and looked at Xu Rui blankly, "Brother, why do I feel so cold all of a sudden?"

Xu Rui straightened up and looked around, and sure enough, he found Liang Xiao's green eyes on a window pane, and sighed, "It's cold, you should get used to it."

After Liang Xiao found out that he had been caught for his stalking, he turned around and left with a cold snort without any shame.

Half a minute later, Xu Rui received a text message: Help me close the bedroom door from the outside before going to bed tonight, and don't forget to tuck the prickly pear into your quilt by the way.

Xiao Wang poked the obviously petrified master, carefully asking, "What's wrong with you?"

Xu Rui's glass heart shattered on the ground, "I am gathering strength for the storm that is coming tonight."

Xiao Wang opened the curtains, looked at the clear night sky outside the window, and wondered: Could it be that brother is the weather forecaster?

With a dark face, Liang Xiao patrolled the school's major love sanctuaries, and after successfully startling countless young couples, he returned to the director's office with a satisfied expression of bullying the weak.

Seeing the people inside, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey, I turned over my green card today, it's such a great grace."

Xu Rui fainted, walked over and pulled him into the door, locked the door, and said with a headache, "My lord master, what kind of vinegar are you eating, Xiao Wang and I are more innocent than Jade Dragon Snow Mountain."

Liang Xiao shook off him, walked to his desk, lay down on the sofa chair, and squinted at him lazily, "It's great, you don't need to write a draft when you lie."

"You, aren't you making trouble for no reason?" Xu Rui was a little annoyed, "Okay, why are you suddenly jealous for no reason?"

"Of course it's because you have a problem with her!" Liang Xiao sternly accused, "The whole school knows that you have dinner together, how dare you say that I am making trouble for no reason?"

Xu Rui is angry, the teachers in the office are so busy every day, there is only gossip in life besides eating, sleeping and going to class. Whoever walks a little closer to whom will immediately be scandalized. Xu Rui and his unmarried female teacher Xiao Wang is simply the hardest hit area.

It's fine if Liang Xiao doesn't comfort him at a time like this, but he actually adds to the chaos. Xu Rui wants to beat him up just thinking about it. He's been an old couple for 13 years, and he's still playing dog blood at eight o'clock?

But looking at his pale face with anger, he was reluctant to be beaten again, just kidding, isn't he the one who really beat him up so badly?

Sighing, he put his hands on his desk and looked down at him, "Master, why don't you believe me? I just sat with her that day because there was no place in the cafeteria. I really didn't think much about it." .”

Liang Xiao was angry, "Then you had such a good time chatting with her during group preparation last time?"

Xu Rui wondered how crooked your eyes would be to feel that you had a good time chatting with her?Patiently explained, "We are arguing about a difficult problem, and we are arguing fiercely."

"Then..." Liang Xiao opened the head teacher's handbook, "Tuesday at 03:30 p.m., you two are lying on the balcony chatting? Also, last time I went to your office to check the post, why are you two eating the same brand of ice cream? What's going on? And more..." While counting, Liang Xiao suddenly collapsed, forcefully threw the thin booklet on his head, and shouted, "Look, you have so many adulterous affairs, you How dare you say you have nothing?"

Xu Rui couldn't bear it anymore, took the manual from his face and threw it on the table, angrily, "Is this boring stuff recorded in your head teacher's handbook? As a grade teacher, you don't have anything more meaningful to do? Take a look." What do you look like now, you are simply a shrew!"

"I'm a shrew?" Liang Xiao snarled on the spot, stood up abruptly, waved away everything on the table, and screamed, "Am I a shrew?"

Xu Rui looked at the mess in the room, and wanted to see you so tough, you are not a shrew, who is?

Liang Xiao grabbed his collar across the desk and said viciously, "I tell you, Xu Rui, do you want to abandon me all the time? It's not that easy! I have a marriage contract with you, 13 years ago, at the New Era Hotel , That’s a room full of witnesses! Want to abandon me? I’m going to the Women’s Federation to sue you!”

Xu Rui was suddenly happy again, thinking that asking you to get married was like begging you, now that you have tasted the sweetness of marriage, you should go to the Women's Federation to sue me, does the Women's Federation have time to care about you?

Holding back a smile, he nodded seriously, "Then you can go."

Liang Xiao exploded with a groan, and slapped his paw on his head, roaring, "You fucking tell me again!"

Xu Rui's scalp was scorched by the slap, so he quickly grabbed the paw that he slapped again, put it near his mouth and blew, and said softly, "Look, it hurts again, I told you not to beat people like this all the time. "

Liang Xiao choked, Xu Rui, this guy was in front of the mountains and his expression remained unchanged. If he continued to make a fuss, he would appear to be unreasonable, so his bad breath was blocked in his heart, and he almost suffered internal injuries.

Xu Rui touched his hair, "Don't be angry, my master, after so many years of marriage, don't you know that I can't hold anyone else in my heart except you."

Liang Xiao felt very comfortable being shoved down, and hummed depressedly, "Then you promise me, don't talk to her again!"

"...How is it possible?" Xu Rui yelled, "They are all in the same working group, how could they not talk?"

Liang Xiao stared, "Huh?"

"Oh, okay, okay, I'll try my best," Xu Rui said, "Let's be good, don't be angry, okay? You want to feel sorry for me when you're so angry?"

Finally coaxing Liang Xiao to stop blowing his hair, Xu Rui walked out of the director's room and wiped the sweat from his brow: What the hell is this life like!

Liang Xiao was happy for two days. One day, when he walked out of the administrative building with Gao Rong, he inadvertently glanced at the teaching building, and his face turned black—Xu Rui, Chen Shimei and Xiao Wang were chatting on the balcony again!

Talk, laugh, and laugh! ! !There are woods and dimples like flowers! ! !Men and women have different looks! ! !It looks very ordinary with wood! ! !

Gao Rong was frightened by the sudden drop of low air pressure around him, and looked at Liang Xiao with a distorted face in astonishment, "Are you having a sudden epilepsy?"

Liang Xiao didn't speak, and bit the folder with a cold look in his eyes.

Gao Rong followed his gaze, "Oh, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall..."

Liang Xiao gritted his teeth gloomily, "I'm going to smash him! Corpse! Ten thousand! Duan!"

"However..." Gao Rong looked him up and down for a long time, touched his chin, "If I were Xu Rui, I would cheat too, look at your late-night face, and look at your figure, you must have gained at least twenty catties .”

Liang Xiao looked down at his slightly protruding belly, panicked, "I'm fat now? No, Xu Rui clearly said that it's very comfortable to touch."

Gao Rong was annoyed, "But this is normal. Men, how can they not get fat after marriage? The most serious consequence is that they fall apart. Anyway, same-sex marriage is not protected by law. Xu Rui is still single now. "

Rushing to the bathroom, looking back and forth at the big mirror, Liang Xiao poked his stomach, still a little unwilling to believe it, went to the infirmary with the last bit of luck, and stood on the electronic scale, all thoughts were lost in an instant: fat More than twenty catties!

Liang Xiao had to be on duty at night, Xu Rui left work early to go home to pick up the children, Xu Xiaoliang was in junior high school, and his grades were a mess, and the red report card made people itch with hatred when they picked it up.

"Father Rui, our teacher wants to talk to you," Xu Xiaoliang floated out of the campus with his schoolbag drooping on his buttocks, got into Xu Rui's car, started looking for ice cream, and mumbled a sentence with a small spoon in his mouth.

Xu Rui sighed, "Tell me, what did you do again?"

“没啥，就是我把隔壁班班长给揍了，”徐小梁舔着冰激凌面目狰狞，“丫吃了雄心豹子胆，居然敢跟高乐高一起打球，老子还没死呢！”

"First, don't give others nicknames casually," Xu Rui calmly pointed out his mistake, "Second, playing together really doesn't mean anything, there are not so many homosexuals in this world, and third, who taught you to call yourself Lao Tzu? You want to be beaten again, don't you?"

"Hey, don't be nervous," Xu Xiaoliang gave him a wink warmly, comforting him, "Isn't it just talking like that when we're with you, which one of us is with whom?"

Xu Rui burst into tears: This son is hopeless...

I took my son home for dinner, watched him stumble and finish his homework in the study, and finally let him take a bath and sleep without making any mistakes.

Coming out of his son's room, Xu Rui glanced at the electronic clock in the living room, and found that it was almost eleven o'clock, and Liang Xiao hadn't come back yet.

Frowning, he dialed Liang Xiao's cell phone, and was picked up after it rang twice, saying vaguely that he was too tired to sleep at school today, so he wouldn't go home.

Xu Rui is a little disappointed. It has become a habit to fall asleep while touching the other person's belly every night. Now it's really uncomfortable to stay alone in an empty bed.

Suddenly remembered, "Master, should I still stuff the prickly pear into the quilt?"

"Nonsense!" Liang Xiao yelled.

Xu Rui was taken aback. While complaining that the old man's temper was getting worse and worse, he repeatedly told him to sleep in school with a good quilt, not to catch a cold, and so on.

Liang Xiao hung up the phone directly.

Shouldn't it be menopause?Xu Rui looked at the hung up call, guessing with black lines all over his head.

On the other end of the phone, Liang Xiao pierced his forehead and wrote the hideous blood word "Fat". He put the phone on the table, stood in the open space of the director's office, and stuffed the fitness disc into the optical drive.

The computer showed that it was reading a disc, and Liang Xiao moved his legs and feet to prepare for aerobics. He danced wildly for two hours a day. Believe it or not, he couldn't lose the twenty catties of fat!

At the end of the reading, only a sweet moan was heard, and two familiar naked men entangled and appeared on the screen. Liang Xiao spurted out a mouthful of thick blood, and rushed to press the CD-ROM.

"Xu Rui, I'm fucking you! Who told you to copy the video to the fitness disc!!!"