overnight evolution

If we want to rank all the inventions of human beings after the industrial revolution, television, computer, mobile phone and Internet are undoubtedly four milestones of epoch-making significance for me.Since my injury, I have relied on them to keep my loneliness away, to keep in touch with the outside world, and to avoid being a poor creature abandoned by human civilization.

—so how on earth did I survive before they appeared?

All that aside, two days ago my old lady finally kept her word and came down again in the dead of night.This time, she brought me the ladder of human civilization - book; by the way, she recommended a few slides of human civilization she is chasing - Korean drama.I searched for one of the movies temporarily, but it failed after watching it for less than 10 minutes.This story is as tangled as wool, how many people in the world can watch it?

Well, how many men can stand it.

Although the film is not to force, but the book is very able to cater to the taste of men.The cover girl showed off her beautiful breasts and legs under the camera without hesitation, as long as she was not too careful to watch it, she would be swayed.It's a pity that I was seen by my father when I was in the middle of the wave, and he confiscated it, embarrassing.

In addition, everything in the days of self-cultivation makes people feel very comfortable.

"—Just why are you here?"

I glanced at Gu Xiaocheng who occupied most of my bed, and finally couldn't help asking.

The beautiful boy with a cute baby fat face was wearing an eye mask, sitting cross-legged on my bed with his head tilted, and took away half of my laptop screen.He scratched his cheek with his fingers, and said slowly: "Did you forget? After we were attacked by centipedes that day, a car appeared at the entrance of the alley. Two people got off from it and carried us to the hospital. I was I was still worried that it was a kidnapping, and wanted to resist desperately, but you said that the person was a bodyguard sent by your grandfather, so I didn't move. Speaking of which, it was thanks to you that I was locked up in the hospital."

Ah, it sounds like it is.

The two sat on the bed in large aqua-blue hospital gowns, looked at each other silently, and then looked away at the same time.

Difficult brothers and sisters are not the most funny thing.

I moved the mouse aimlessly, browsing the latest information on the Internet. Gu Xiaocheng poked the back of my hand and said lazily: "Hey, I want to watch the video—"

"It depends on whether I will go back to my ward to watch." Although he said so, he still closed the window and switched to video search.

This ward is a veritable presidential suite. My grandfather readjusted the configuration inside completely according to his preferences. The luxurious soft bed is facing the background curtain. When a laptop is turned on and a video is played, the projector can simultaneously create a Small theater effect.Coupled with the stereo surround sound effect, Gu Xiaocheng refused to go back to his bed after watching a horror movie here the night before, so he had to let him sleep here.

Fortunately, the bed was big enough, and he was not the big fat man before, the two of them finally slept soundly.It’s just that I am really concerned about how he lost weight in more than a week. I saw him walking around wearing oversized jeans before the car accident. So people are fickle animals——

Gu Xiaocheng pressed his chin beside him and urged, "It's all right, what are you looking for?"

"That's all right, young people have to be patient."

I have been immersed in the Two-dimensional world for this period of time, and finally have aesthetic fatigue, so now I decided to change my taste and switch to watch sports events.After selecting the highlight highlights of the X Games finals, he pushed away the mobile board on which the notebook was placed, and leaned against the pillow behind him, "Okay, let's see."

A 50-meter standard swimming pool appeared on the screen. As soon as the starting gun fired, the people on the shore jumped into the water like dumplings, mobilized their muscles and swam forward.Gu Xiaocheng made no secret of his disappointment, and turned to the left side: "What, I actually saw this kind of thing. I thought it would be a good thing with passion and depth."

Number 4 swam very fast, leaving the others far behind in the first back and forth. Looking at his long body and short legs, he was born for this job.At the same time, the narrator described it emotionally outside the screen: "He is like a big bird in a blue pool, #@￥%..."

I took a moment to glance at Gu Xiaocheng and asked him, "Then what passion and depth would you like to watch?"

He licked his lips and smiled infinitely: "At any rate, it should be a 2D version of a love action movie."

"I misunderstood you, Gu Xiaopang." It's also a love action movie, thanks to him being able to speak out.

"Come on, people who use Playboy as a toilet book are not qualified to teach me."

"Okay, so how the hell did you lose weight?"

"...Your way of changing the subject is really not clever."

When the video progressed to 36 minute and [-] seconds, the commentator's voice was already distorted with excitement: "Oh, he accelerated, he accelerated again! He spread his wings, soared freely in the blue pool, and knocked out the opponent. Far behind! He's here, he's almost there—oh, a champion is born!"

Another commentator lowered his voice and reminded: "Mr. H, there is still one back and forth game before the end."

"Cough, of course I know this. Dear viewers, I just wanted to create an atmosphere and mobilize everyone's emotions. Then, let us continue to pay attention to the performance of this famous swimmer-oh, my God! His How powerful are the wings, and he is still accelerating!"

So what kind of commentary style is this?What's more, what's extra on that guy's body isn't wings at all, is it?

The blue swimming pool was divided into a dozen tracks. Amidst the enthusiastic cheers of the audience, a beautiful fish tail cut through the sparkling water. The camera faithfully presented the transparent tail fin and reflected the ghostly Blue shiny scales.In the next second, a slender arm broke through the water, and the transparent web between the fingers looked particularly crystal clear under the light.

Regardless of his appearance, this is a completely male mermaid.

I muttered: "When did the X Games progress to the point where even legendary creatures can come to participate in an open and honest way..."

Gu Xiaocheng looked at me when he heard the words, his eyes were full of doubts: "What did you say?"

The mermaid on the screen has already reached the finish line, showing a smile that shatters the dreamy atmosphere towards the camera, and waving her swimming cap vigorously.His tail was still dancing lightly under the water, and the webs between his fingers were still clearly visible, but none of the humans who approached him expressed surprise at this, as if they were all used to it.

Or, none of them could see anything strange about the champion.

A cool air rushed up from the soles of my feet. In this warm spring day, I felt goosebumps all over my body in awe, and even the gracefully swinging fish tail turned into a floating cloud in the sky.Reminiscent of Uncle's Godzilla animal shape, and then thinking of Gu Xiaocheng's baby face, what a fool, didn't the world turn upside down after a car accident?

Gu Xiaocheng suddenly said out of nowhere: "This tail looks good."

I turned my head abruptly, held his shoulders with both hands, and shook: "What did you just say? Say it again."

Gu Xiaocheng scratched his cheek, and looked at me calmly with the only remaining eye: "Can't you see it, fish tail." Remove my hand, hold the mouse and pull down the progress bar, "This kind of thing , you can see it after the car accident, this is not a hallucination."

I looked at the screen subconsciously, and what was playing on the screen was the high jump event.The tall Caucasian man held the pole in his hand, started to jump, and the moment his feet flew into the air, huge wings grew from his back, and he leaped over the bar with a flutter.The audience cheered, and the high jump emperor broke the world record again.

But my mood is not only embarrassing but also embarrassing.Hey, buddy, don't be so fake, okay?Obviously he jumped over by cheating, why did he kneel on the ground and growl?

Gu Xiaocheng pressed all over, hooked my neck and said in a low voice: "I thought you would never see me in this life, but—"

His thin eyes looked particularly big, and his black pupils were as agile as a cat. With such a delicate face, it always made people feel a little unreal.At this moment, being stared at by him at such a close distance, even with just one eye, I feel confused.He smiled slowly, his white teeth gleaming in front of my eyes, "So, Ah Feng, would you like to date me?"