Twin lotuses in another world
Chapter 36 Blackmail is also justified
The second day after Chen Yun woke up, Lan Jin came over with four conscious bodies.It was probably because the four conscious bodies carried demon energy, so although Yunlai and Chen Yun were puzzled, they were less wary of Junyu Junqing.Instead of scrutinizing them with guarded eyes, use curious ones instead.After all, the fairy world has not heard of anyone who can raise monsters.Especially, people with high status like Xiang Donghua and Nanhua.
On the first day Lan Jin came here, the identities of Donghua and Nanhua had already been exposed.For this reason, Lan Jin Children's Shoes was wronged and punished by his master and uncle to stand outside to welcome guests.
The four consciousness bodies, in order to distinguish them easily, Jun Qing named them Chen Yu, Luo Yan, Closed Moon, and Shame Flower after thinking hard for half an hour.In fact, according to the appearances transformed by the four consciousness bodies, they can be regarded as above-average in the fairy world full of beauties.However, after being named by Junqing, it gave people a very strange feeling inexplicably.It's a pity that Junyu has never refuted Junqing's words, Donghua and Nanhua have no time to refute, and the rest are not qualified to refute, so this kind of name that sounds very "magnanimous" fell into the On the heads of the four consciousness bodies.Moreover, in the absence of any objection, the status of the four consciousnesses has been greatly improved from now on, and they have become human beings from the previous consciousnesses.
The small magic shop has just opened, and Lan Jin was ordered to watch the shop in front of the counter, and the four consciousnesses, because Jun Yu once said to let them follow Lan Jin, and now he didn't say to let them come back, so they also followed Lan Jin in front of.Junqing and Junyu, Donghua and Nanhua were serving tea and playing chess in the small backyard. The four of them played two games of chess, with the water mirror spread out in the middle, showing the picture in the shop in front.
Lan Jin stood in the shop with his head down, with a pen and ink on the upper right, an abacus on the upper left, and a stack of paper in the middle.On the top of the paper are things written by Jun Qing that he needs to memorize. For example, when a guest comes, he should say: "Hello, what do you need? Do you want a magic wand or a pill? If it is magic For sticks, do you want medium or high-level ones, and if it’s elixir, do you want healing, life-saving, or power-increasing? Do you want me to introduce you one by one?"
What follows is a series of introductions.Lan Jin recited the lines with a sad face. He didn't understand why there was such a big battle. The shopkeeper of the restaurant in front, the shopkeeper of the weapon shop on the right, and the shopkeeper of the jewelry shop on the left obviously didn't say these lines.
However, when I thought of my master saying with a serious face and a tragic face, Lan Jin, our Donghua Mountain and Nanhua Mountain will depend on your monthly salary for our future expenses. Look, Donghua Mountain has been stolen. Your master is penniless now.And your uncle, hundreds of years ago, was already penniless and depended on your master to support him, so now we can only rely on you, you have to work hard.
Deeply aware of the heavy responsibility, Lan Jin shivered, lowered his head and tried his best to carry his back.If he is caught by Jun Qing or Jun Yu, he will be deducted wages if he is not completing the task.At that time, he will no longer be able to support his master and uncle.
Lan Jin was carrying things seriously, while Shen Yuluoyan, Guan Yuexiuhua and the other four were very serious about guarding the door.
Not long after a few people stayed in the store, a customer came to the door.
A fat man came to the door, with a bulging stomach like a big pot. It is estimated that even if the fat man bent down, he would not be able to see his feet.A face is as big as a washbasin, red and shiny, as if it has been coated with oil, and the eyes are so small that it is almost invisible, especially on such a large face, it looks like mung beans are placed on the lid of a pot .The nose is almost as high as the lips, and the lips are thicker at the top and thinner at the bottom, not as good-looking as a pig's mouth. When you grin the corner of the mouth, you can only see a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and there is a gap at the side.The sparse hair on the top of the head can be seen to be bald in the middle, and even the buns grabbed from the front, back, left, and right sides can't cover it, revealing the white skin inside.The clothes are rich and vulgar, with red flowers painted on the green clothes, red and green.
The four beauties stood at the door, bent over neatly, and said in unison, "Welcome."
The fat man was startled at first, and then he saw clearly the appearance of the four women standing up, and then he opened his thick mouth and smiled, and could only see the yellowish teeth: "Oh, there are beauties, tsk tsk, they look really good. Not bad. Beauty, think about following me, I guarantee that you will eat well and drink spicy food, and enjoy endless glory and wealth for a lifetime."
In the backyard, the corners of Jun Qing's and Jun Yu's mouths twitched at the same time, why is this kind of thing happening everywhere?Donghua and Nanhua watched it with gusto.
The four beauties did not have any unexpected reactions. When he was in the mainland, Jun Yu would sometimes let them out, and he had experienced such times.So Chen Yu twisted her waist, just in time for the hand that the fat man wanted to touch her cheek, raised her sleeve to cover her mouth, and looked at the fat man with crooked eyes: "Oh, my lord, we can't follow you. Did you see the man in there?"
The fat man looked inside along the beauties' Qianqian fingers. Lan Jin was still carrying his things with his head down. After getting along with each other these days, he already knew that these four beauties were not easy to mess with, so he better not foolishly go out and make trouble.
"I see, isn't he just a fool? Is it because the beauties can't come with me because he won't let you go?" The fat man rolled up his sleeves, his mung bean-like eyes were stretched like soybeans, and his face was full of oil. An angry look appeared on his face: "Don't worry, beauties, I'll beat him to the teeth all over the place in a while, and you can follow me."
"Oh, my lord, it's not that he didn't let the bad reviews and let you go with you." Luo Yan twisted her waist and leaned in front of Chen Yu, flicking the pink handkerchief, taking advantage of her white and tender skin~ , making people want to take a bite.The fat man's eyes were straightened, and Luo Yan smiled coquettishly: "My lord, we want you to take a look, just the appearance of that person inside, what do you think?"
The fat man glanced at Lan Jin disdainfully again, then turned his head: "You have a pretty face, what's there to see!"
Guan Yue turned around, frowning and Tingting walked in front of the fat man. As usual, she first smiled and then said: "My lord, that little white face is raised by us. You see, all the things we want are like that. You can't even compare to his little finger, how can you let us go with you?"
Shameful Flower leaned on Closed Moon, and scanned the fat man with her eyes: "My lord, after my appraisal, I have to say that your figure is too fat, about the same as my domestic mouse. Your eyes are too small , If you can’t see basically at night, your nose is too low, so even if I hit you against the wall, you can only hit your forehead, your mouth is too deformed, if I use you to test medicine, first of all, I can’t get through the eyes.” After finishing speaking, Shame flower blew on her nails, and concluded: "You have nothing, how can we let us take care of you? That little boy inside can at least settle accounts."
A certain person known as the little boy frowned, and then made a wise decision to pretend that he hadn't heard this sentence.
The fat man was shocked, and at the same time he was furious: "You, you! Temptress, you dare to say that about your grandpa, seek a beating!" With the sword, he cut off Shame Flower's head.
Shame Hua raised her hand to grab it, and easily grabbed Fatty's sword in her hand.Even the expression on his face didn't change much, he was still smiling coquettishly, but no matter how Fatty tugged, the sword was held by Shame Flower, but there was no movement at all.
The fat man became anxious now. Originally, he intended to frighten this group of weak-looking women, but unexpectedly, the first movement was controlled by someone.Those female fairies in the fairy world, as long as they have a little ability, they will experience outside.Those who are incapable will also be raised in the backyard.It can be said that it is unique to stand in front of the store like these four to attract customers. Therefore, at the beginning, the fat man felt that the owner of this store was a downcast and incompetent person, so he had the idea of seizing people. .However, he didn't expect it.These four women are actually stronger than him.
"Girl, um, if you have something to say, I, I didn't do it on purpose..." The fat man immediately put on a smile on his face, and said tremblingly, "Look, I didn't do anything to you, or just let me go." Bar?"
"Didn't you just say that if we follow you, we can eat delicious and spicy food?" Chen Yu leaned forward and asked with a smile.
The fat man hurriedly nodded vigorously, but when he thought something was wrong, he immediately shook his head back and forth like a rattle: "No, no, with the girl's ability, even if she keeps me, she can make me popular and drink." Spicy." After finishing speaking, I suddenly felt something was wrong, so I quickly said again: "No, no, I was wrong, the girl doesn't need to keep me, she can eat spicy food."
Regarding the fat man's incoherent speech, the four conscious bodies were very generous and didn't care about it. In fact, with their IQ, imitation is fine, but thinking and other things are not.Therefore, based on previous experience, the four of them directly ignored Fatty's words, and continued to perform the following according to the script.
"Then are you rich?" Luoyan looked at the fat man with sparkling eyes. The master said that if you can blackmail those guests with bad intentions, you should blackmail them, and if you can't blackmail them, you should find a way to blackmail them. There will be, as long as you catch them, you can blackmail them.
In the simple thinking of the four conscious bodies, now that they have seized the real master, it is natural to seize the opportunity to blackmail.
On the first day Lan Jin came here, the identities of Donghua and Nanhua had already been exposed.For this reason, Lan Jin Children's Shoes was wronged and punished by his master and uncle to stand outside to welcome guests.
The four consciousness bodies, in order to distinguish them easily, Jun Qing named them Chen Yu, Luo Yan, Closed Moon, and Shame Flower after thinking hard for half an hour.In fact, according to the appearances transformed by the four consciousness bodies, they can be regarded as above-average in the fairy world full of beauties.However, after being named by Junqing, it gave people a very strange feeling inexplicably.It's a pity that Junyu has never refuted Junqing's words, Donghua and Nanhua have no time to refute, and the rest are not qualified to refute, so this kind of name that sounds very "magnanimous" fell into the On the heads of the four consciousness bodies.Moreover, in the absence of any objection, the status of the four consciousnesses has been greatly improved from now on, and they have become human beings from the previous consciousnesses.
The small magic shop has just opened, and Lan Jin was ordered to watch the shop in front of the counter, and the four consciousnesses, because Jun Yu once said to let them follow Lan Jin, and now he didn't say to let them come back, so they also followed Lan Jin in front of.Junqing and Junyu, Donghua and Nanhua were serving tea and playing chess in the small backyard. The four of them played two games of chess, with the water mirror spread out in the middle, showing the picture in the shop in front.
Lan Jin stood in the shop with his head down, with a pen and ink on the upper right, an abacus on the upper left, and a stack of paper in the middle.On the top of the paper are things written by Jun Qing that he needs to memorize. For example, when a guest comes, he should say: "Hello, what do you need? Do you want a magic wand or a pill? If it is magic For sticks, do you want medium or high-level ones, and if it’s elixir, do you want healing, life-saving, or power-increasing? Do you want me to introduce you one by one?"
What follows is a series of introductions.Lan Jin recited the lines with a sad face. He didn't understand why there was such a big battle. The shopkeeper of the restaurant in front, the shopkeeper of the weapon shop on the right, and the shopkeeper of the jewelry shop on the left obviously didn't say these lines.
However, when I thought of my master saying with a serious face and a tragic face, Lan Jin, our Donghua Mountain and Nanhua Mountain will depend on your monthly salary for our future expenses. Look, Donghua Mountain has been stolen. Your master is penniless now.And your uncle, hundreds of years ago, was already penniless and depended on your master to support him, so now we can only rely on you, you have to work hard.
Deeply aware of the heavy responsibility, Lan Jin shivered, lowered his head and tried his best to carry his back.If he is caught by Jun Qing or Jun Yu, he will be deducted wages if he is not completing the task.At that time, he will no longer be able to support his master and uncle.
Lan Jin was carrying things seriously, while Shen Yuluoyan, Guan Yuexiuhua and the other four were very serious about guarding the door.
Not long after a few people stayed in the store, a customer came to the door.
A fat man came to the door, with a bulging stomach like a big pot. It is estimated that even if the fat man bent down, he would not be able to see his feet.A face is as big as a washbasin, red and shiny, as if it has been coated with oil, and the eyes are so small that it is almost invisible, especially on such a large face, it looks like mung beans are placed on the lid of a pot .The nose is almost as high as the lips, and the lips are thicker at the top and thinner at the bottom, not as good-looking as a pig's mouth. When you grin the corner of the mouth, you can only see a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and there is a gap at the side.The sparse hair on the top of the head can be seen to be bald in the middle, and even the buns grabbed from the front, back, left, and right sides can't cover it, revealing the white skin inside.The clothes are rich and vulgar, with red flowers painted on the green clothes, red and green.
The four beauties stood at the door, bent over neatly, and said in unison, "Welcome."
The fat man was startled at first, and then he saw clearly the appearance of the four women standing up, and then he opened his thick mouth and smiled, and could only see the yellowish teeth: "Oh, there are beauties, tsk tsk, they look really good. Not bad. Beauty, think about following me, I guarantee that you will eat well and drink spicy food, and enjoy endless glory and wealth for a lifetime."
In the backyard, the corners of Jun Qing's and Jun Yu's mouths twitched at the same time, why is this kind of thing happening everywhere?Donghua and Nanhua watched it with gusto.
The four beauties did not have any unexpected reactions. When he was in the mainland, Jun Yu would sometimes let them out, and he had experienced such times.So Chen Yu twisted her waist, just in time for the hand that the fat man wanted to touch her cheek, raised her sleeve to cover her mouth, and looked at the fat man with crooked eyes: "Oh, my lord, we can't follow you. Did you see the man in there?"
The fat man looked inside along the beauties' Qianqian fingers. Lan Jin was still carrying his things with his head down. After getting along with each other these days, he already knew that these four beauties were not easy to mess with, so he better not foolishly go out and make trouble.
"I see, isn't he just a fool? Is it because the beauties can't come with me because he won't let you go?" The fat man rolled up his sleeves, his mung bean-like eyes were stretched like soybeans, and his face was full of oil. An angry look appeared on his face: "Don't worry, beauties, I'll beat him to the teeth all over the place in a while, and you can follow me."
"Oh, my lord, it's not that he didn't let the bad reviews and let you go with you." Luo Yan twisted her waist and leaned in front of Chen Yu, flicking the pink handkerchief, taking advantage of her white and tender skin~ , making people want to take a bite.The fat man's eyes were straightened, and Luo Yan smiled coquettishly: "My lord, we want you to take a look, just the appearance of that person inside, what do you think?"
The fat man glanced at Lan Jin disdainfully again, then turned his head: "You have a pretty face, what's there to see!"
Guan Yue turned around, frowning and Tingting walked in front of the fat man. As usual, she first smiled and then said: "My lord, that little white face is raised by us. You see, all the things we want are like that. You can't even compare to his little finger, how can you let us go with you?"
Shameful Flower leaned on Closed Moon, and scanned the fat man with her eyes: "My lord, after my appraisal, I have to say that your figure is too fat, about the same as my domestic mouse. Your eyes are too small , If you can’t see basically at night, your nose is too low, so even if I hit you against the wall, you can only hit your forehead, your mouth is too deformed, if I use you to test medicine, first of all, I can’t get through the eyes.” After finishing speaking, Shame flower blew on her nails, and concluded: "You have nothing, how can we let us take care of you? That little boy inside can at least settle accounts."
A certain person known as the little boy frowned, and then made a wise decision to pretend that he hadn't heard this sentence.
The fat man was shocked, and at the same time he was furious: "You, you! Temptress, you dare to say that about your grandpa, seek a beating!" With the sword, he cut off Shame Flower's head.
Shame Hua raised her hand to grab it, and easily grabbed Fatty's sword in her hand.Even the expression on his face didn't change much, he was still smiling coquettishly, but no matter how Fatty tugged, the sword was held by Shame Flower, but there was no movement at all.
The fat man became anxious now. Originally, he intended to frighten this group of weak-looking women, but unexpectedly, the first movement was controlled by someone.Those female fairies in the fairy world, as long as they have a little ability, they will experience outside.Those who are incapable will also be raised in the backyard.It can be said that it is unique to stand in front of the store like these four to attract customers. Therefore, at the beginning, the fat man felt that the owner of this store was a downcast and incompetent person, so he had the idea of seizing people. .However, he didn't expect it.These four women are actually stronger than him.
"Girl, um, if you have something to say, I, I didn't do it on purpose..." The fat man immediately put on a smile on his face, and said tremblingly, "Look, I didn't do anything to you, or just let me go." Bar?"
"Didn't you just say that if we follow you, we can eat delicious and spicy food?" Chen Yu leaned forward and asked with a smile.
The fat man hurriedly nodded vigorously, but when he thought something was wrong, he immediately shook his head back and forth like a rattle: "No, no, with the girl's ability, even if she keeps me, she can make me popular and drink." Spicy." After finishing speaking, I suddenly felt something was wrong, so I quickly said again: "No, no, I was wrong, the girl doesn't need to keep me, she can eat spicy food."
Regarding the fat man's incoherent speech, the four conscious bodies were very generous and didn't care about it. In fact, with their IQ, imitation is fine, but thinking and other things are not.Therefore, based on previous experience, the four of them directly ignored Fatty's words, and continued to perform the following according to the script.
"Then are you rich?" Luoyan looked at the fat man with sparkling eyes. The master said that if you can blackmail those guests with bad intentions, you should blackmail them, and if you can't blackmail them, you should find a way to blackmail them. There will be, as long as you catch them, you can blackmail them.
In the simple thinking of the four conscious bodies, now that they have seized the real master, it is natural to seize the opportunity to blackmail.
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