[you from the stars] you from the sky

"The clothes are light, tsk tsk, but in 400 years, human life has changed so much?" Xu Tong walked beside the man, but his mouth did not stop for a moment.When you see cars, shops, and buildings on the road, you have to ask about everything.The man was impatient but answered one by one, of course, in the most concise language.

Because Xu Tong still had to walk out of the department store, so finally outside the dressing room, the man introduced in detail how to wear modern clothes. Mei helped Xu Tong tidy up his clothes before checking out and leaving the gate of the mall.

"Little monster, where are we going now?" Xu Tong satisfied his curiosity, and finally remembered to ask the man beside him seriously.

The man stopped, turned around, stared at Xu Tong and said seriously: "My name is Du Minjun, not a little monster... Also, now it's where I'm going, not where we're going. You can go about your own business now. After finishing speaking, Xu Tong didn't care about it, and walked ahead quickly pushing the bicycle.

(If you want to get rid of others, why don’t you ride a car and go away? Face-slapping madmen are called beasts? →_→

Xu Tong was stunned, and quickly ran forward to grab the arrogant person: "Little monster, you can't be like this, although it's been a long time since I saved you, but no matter how long it takes, it will be a life-saving grace!"

"My name is Du Minjun!" Even an alien can't get rid of a Shangxian whose force value exceeds the standard, let alone Du Minjun doesn't want to get rid of it, but the problem of addressing him still worries him, little monster, little monster. It's very easy to say!

"Okay, Du Minjun..." Xu Tong changed his words in a polite manner, then naturally let go of the hand holding Du Minjun's elbow, and smiled affectionately: "Take me with you wherever you go... I'm bored by myself."

"Love is a slave who experiences sexual pleasure on the basis of j□j, and is an extremely happy and sweet fantasy created by people in the process."

On the stage, Du Minjun was showing slides, and he was giving lectures with an academic face and a serious face, while Xu Tong in the audience was nodding his head boredly with question marks all over his face—sleep.

Tsk tsk, Xu Tong found out that Du Minjun and Bodhi really have the same effect, they both have a kind of magic power that can make people fall asleep-could it be because they are both masters?

"Everyone occasionally thinks, is love really eternal? I dare say that that so-called love is not eternal. The shelf life of love follows the laws of nature, and human beings can never exceed this limit, saying that love is great. Yes, just because it realizes the continuation and reproduction of the race, there is no other reason..."

Just when Xu Tong was about to meet Mr. Zhou Gong, a male student beside him quietly touched Xu Tong's arm leaning on his face with his elbow, and Xu Tong lifted his face before his face was about to get intimate with the table. When he got up, he frowned and looked at the boy next to him who disturbed his sleep.

The boy smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, it's just that this professor is scary, and credits will be deducted for sleeping."

Xu Tong only understood the embarrassed smile on his face, and guessed that the boy was probably apologizing to him, waved his hand indifferently, and then leaned on his face to sleep again, the boy quickly pushed her, and said anxiously: "Hey, Don’t sleep, you’ve said you’ll lose your credits, so listen carefully, this professor’s lectures are not bad.”

Hey, why is this person so annoying? I haven't had a good night's sleep because of the war in the past 400 years, okay?Xu Tong frowned and stared at the boy beside him, but was surprised to find that the boy's face turned red all of a sudden.

Huh... what's the matter?Did she look fierce just now?How did you scare the kid like this?Xu Tong put his hand on the boy's forehead and tried it, ouch...it's really hot, Xu Tong deeply reflected on himself, it seems that this immortal must devote himself to becoming a good immortal with a kind face, otherwise mortals will What should I do if I am scared away by my fierce face when I come to worship myself?

"So, please don't do this behavior of sacrificing your most precious things just because of the short-lived fantasy brought about by love..." Dou Minjun paid attention to Xu Tong calmly while giving a lecture. , Seeing that she was describing her intimacy with the boy, he looked at the roster in displeasure, and then said sternly: "Li Chengshunxi, please don't talk during class. 5 credits will be deducted."

The boy wanted to cry, but he just kindly reminded the girl not to sleep in class, why did he deduct her credits... Ah! 5 points, so much!How can he make it up!

Du Minjun gave Xu Tong a warning look, and played another slide to continue explaining. Although Xu Tong didn't know what Du Minjun said to the boy next to him, but the fact that the boy obediently listened to the lecture and didn't disturb her sleeping made her feel uncomfortable. He was very satisfied, so he put his hand on his cheek and went to play chess with Duke Zhou contentedly.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Xu Tong was awakened by the sound of "dong dong" coming from the table. When she opened her eyes, she saw the man's slender fingers tapping the table in front of her rhythmically. Looking up, it was Du Min. Dou Minjun handed her a can of coffee with Jun's handsome face, and Xu Tong took it with a smile, thinking that this kid really has good eyesight, just happened to be thirsty after a sound sleep.

But this bottle...Xu Tong studied for a long time but couldn't figure out how to drink it. Du Minjun helplessly took the coffee and helped her open it, then pointed at the mouth of the bottle, Xu Tong took it knowingly, put his lips on Take a sip from the bottle...

"Pfft! Cough cough cough..." Then all the big gulp he drank was dedicated to the table in front. Fortunately, Du Minjun hid quickly, otherwise he would definitely suffer in a suit.

Xu Tong stuck out his tongue with a bitter face: "You little monster! What did you use to hurt me? Why is it so bitter?!"

Looking at Xu Tong's appearance, Du Minjun curled his lips and said, "This is called coffee. It's refreshing. I see you slept so soundly in my class. You probably won't be refreshed when you wake up... people here Drink this stuff, it’s nothing harmful, don’t worry.”

Xu Tong stared at the malicious Dou Minjun, and squinted his eyes. This person must be revenge for sleeping in his class!Hey Ben Shangxian is not your student, why should I listen to your lectures!

Besides, she can't understand what you say in class, okay?

Little monster with a small belly!

Forget it... Master Shangxian doesn't remember villains, Xu Tong stuffed the coffee in Du Minjun's hand, and said with a smile: "Then I'll give you such a good thing, now what? What time is it?"

Du Minjun looked at his watch, converted it into ancient time in his heart, and said, "It's about noon, do you want to eat?"

"Just kidding... I have been bigu for many years, what else do I eat..." Xu Tong seemed to have heard a big joke, and said with a smile, Du Minjun interjected: "There is a Korean restaurant outside the school Very good, fried rice cakes are glutinous and melt in your mouth, there are miso soup, ginseng chicken soup... tsk tsk, that taste, that texture..."

Xu Tong swallowed, and looked suspiciously at Du Minjun who was sitting on the table: "It's really so delicious?"

Dou Minjun shrugged indifferently: "It's fine if you don't believe me... You don't need to eat anyway, it doesn't matter if you eat or not..." After speaking, he walked towards the door of the classroom with his hands in his pockets, and heard people following behind him. The sound of footsteps deeply curled his lips, tsk tsk, back then he, an alien, had to delay his flight back to the planet because of the food on the earth, so he didn't believe that now he couldn't use the food on the earth to seduce this otherworldly woman!

"Can I order another... ginseng chicken soup?" Xu Tong smacked his lips in embarrassment, and looked at Du Minjun opposite him with a smile on his face.

Dou Minjun counted the pots on the table... one, two, three, four... Sighing, he greeted the proprietress: "Excuse me, here's another pot of ginseng chicken soup!"

The proprietress hesitated for a while, then came over and said, "Young man, it's a good thing that your girlfriend can eat, but she has already eaten 3 pots of ginseng chicken soup, 4 pots of bibimbap, and 4 plates of fried rice cakes... If you continue to eat like this, something will happen! "

Xu Tong couldn't understand what the proprietress said, and continued to eat very happily, but Du Minjun, who understood it, was extremely embarrassed, opened his mouth, and explained hesitantly: "We... are not a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, and there is also ginseng chicken soup. , please bring it up, I will tell her that this is the last pot, I am sorry to trouble you all at noon."

The proprietress looked at the two of them in surprise, isn't it a young couple?It's such a pity, it looks like a good match... Xu Tong raised his head and happened to see the proprietress looking at her, and smiled at the proprietress with his mouth full, because she just decided to devote herself to becoming a kind-faced Shangxian ...

Unexpectedly, the proprietress's complexion was ugly, she shook her head regretfully and left, Xu Tong looked at Du Minjun opposite with a strange face, and Dou Minjun also shrugged that he didn't know anything, Xu Tong no longer entangled, He lowered his head and continued to eat happily.

Tsk tsk... It seems that this little girl has some brain problems, no wonder the young man immediately explained the relationship with her. ←This is the os in the head of the proprietress who shakes her head regretfully...