[you from the stars] you from the sky

As soon as Xu Tong and Du Minjun entered the private room, the other teachers had already ordered dishes. Seeing them coming in, they immediately warmly welcomed...Xu Tong in.

It has to be said that Dou Minjun's status in the hearts of these teachers is not very high...

During the banquet, there were various toasts and various jokes and chats. Xu Tong felt that although it was not as grand as the peach feast in the heaven, it was much more comfortable than that, so a certain Shangxian who was comfortable, accidentally drank too much. up.

As for the Korean nation, they just like to find a place to sing a song after eating, so a certain god who got drunk agreed to sing KTV regardless of Du Minjun's stinky face.

All the gods in the heaven, from the Jade Emperor to the little Xian'e, all know that the Nanhua Shangxian who has been alive since the great prehistoric era cannot drink alcohol.

It was the first time for Xu Tong to drink alcohol, and what she drank was the strongest wine in the world—Luxu. After that, she released all the ghosts in the underworld, and set a fire in the world. For five years, there was no grass in the area of ​​Sichuan. It almost lifted the Jade Emperor's throne.

Therefore, when the Jade Emperor entertained the immortals all these years, he would always order Xian'e to replace Xu Tong's sake with high-quality Bifu spring tea, and in the end Xiao Xian'e would habitually change Xu Tong's sake.

As far as alcohol addiction is concerned, Xu Tong is not very big, so he is noncommittal about Tianting's practice of stealing the beam.Moreover, she also likes Bifuchun tea very much, so she has only drank wine once in more than 50 years.

Therefore, even the shochu in Korea, whose strength is basically equal to that of white water, also successfully poured down Lord Shangxian.

So Master Shangxian who drank too much began to play hooligans, smirking "hehehe", using his power to lift the skirt of the female teacher who was singing in front.

Du Minjun quickly grabbed Xu Tong's hand, and the hem of the skirt fell down. Fortunately, all the teachers were singing and dancing on the dance floor in front. No one noticed this phenomenon, and Du Minjun was relieved.

Xu Tong pouted, wanting to withdraw his hand in displeasure, while Dou Minjun frowned, but his tone was extremely gentle: "Hey, don't make trouble!"

Because of this sentence, the scene that overturned the Three Realms did not reappear. Our omnipotent Lord Shangxian, obedient and obedient, lay on Du Minjun's shoulders and listened quietly The magic voice of the teachers pierces the ears of the singing voice.

If the Jade Emperor knew that Xu Tong could be soothed with just one sentence, he would probably turn his nose upside down, right?You must know that in order to clean up the basket that Xu Tong poked out, his hair was almost scratched off by himself.

After singing a song, the teachers turned around and their chins dropped to the ground, but when they saw Xu Tong who was leaning on Du Minjun's shoulders, he was still smirking twice, so they all understood. Teacher Xu Tong who drank too much, it seems that Teacher Du is not as indifferent as he looks.

Hehe, stupid mortals →_→

Stupid mortals started to die: "Mr. Du, Mr. Xu Tong, please come and sing a song too! It's hard for everyone to be so happy!"

Do Min Joon waved his hand: "I can't sing."

Teacher Jin said with a smile: "Oh, there is no one who can't sing! Our singing is not good, so don't be shy, teacher!"

You also know that your singing is not good... Du Minjun complained silently in his heart.

Before Du Minjun could utter any words of refusal, Xu Tong, who was on his shoulders, stood up excitedly, and said inarticulately: "Sing, just sing! This fairy is not inferior to those singer fairies. !"

Because she was so drunk and stupefied, Xu Tong spoke Chinese, which the other teachers couldn't understand, but they saw that she was going to sing, so they gave warm applause, and Teacher Jin handed the microphone to Xu Tong. Unexpectedly, Xu Tong pushed the microphone away, and rushed to the open space in the middle of it in a few steps.

"Wow... Teacher Xu Tong wants to sing a cappella? It's amazing!" This is a male teacher who is a fan of brains.

Xu Tong cleared his throat, raised his hand in a gesture, tapped his left foot, and sang while dancing:

"Fengxi Fengxi returns to her hometown, and travels all over the world to seek her phoenix.

When I haven't met Xi and I have no generals, why Wu Xi has risen to the church today!

There are beautiful ladies in the boudoir, and the people in the room are poisoning my intestines.

He Yuan's neck is a mandarin duck, and Hu Jie is flying together!

Huang Xi Huang Xi lives with me, and I have to entrust Yu Wei to be the concubine forever.

Friendship and heart are harmonious, who will know each other in the middle of the night?

With both wings up and soaring high, without feeling I think makes Yu sad"

Xu Tong is an extraordinary and refined fairy, even if he does what these courtesans do, it just gives people a feeling of carefree and unencumbered.Even with her beautiful face that can dazzle people's eyes, and her graceful dancing posture, everyone was stunned. After a long while, under the leadership of Teacher Jin, she applauded enthusiastically.

Xu Tong staggered unsteadily, and Du Minjun quickly walked over to help her up, and said to everyone with a bad face: "She drank too much, I will take her home first. You continue to play."

After speaking, the princess picked up Xu Tong who kept giggling, and walked out of the ktv room in a few steps.

The brainless male teacher came to his senses and said unconvinced: "Why is he sending Teacher Xu Tong back? I can do it too!"

However, he only dared to talk about it. Mr. Du, who thought he would become more approachable, just now turned into the iceberg that strangers should not enter.

With a livid face and tight lips, Dou Minjun put Xu Tong on the passenger seat and drove home.He was angry and guilty at the same time, he felt a little overwhelmed.Because when Xu Tong was singing and dancing just now, he suddenly had an impulse——

The urge to pack Xu Tong back to his own planet and hide it from anyone.

This is too bad, he will definitely go back to the planet, because his body is getting weaker and weaker, and he can even feel the heat and cold; and he can't take anything with him, let alone Xu Tong, who is alive. people.

The next day, Xu Tong was awakened by suffocation. When he opened his eyes, he saw Du Minjun's sculpted handsome face.The long and uncurved eyelashes rest on the lower eyelids, showing that the owner of the eyelashes is sleeping soundly, while Dou Minjun's arms are wrapping around him tightly, there is not even a gap between the two of them.

what happened oh my god!Xu Tong's sleepiness was all scared away!

Xu Tong moved uncomfortably, it would be better if he woke up Dou Minjun and told him to relax.It's a pity that Du Minjun just frowned, and habitually hugged Xu Tong even harder, and stretched out his hand to press Xu Tong's head on his shoulder, and continued to sleep.

Xu Tong: "..."

Fortunately, Du Minjun woke up immediately, and remembered who he was doing these things to, he quickly let go of his hands and sat up, Xu Tong moved all the bones in his body, rubbed the shoulder that Du Minjun had held all night, Covering his head that was about to burst from the pain, he asked, "What did I do last night?"

Dou Minjun's face was flushed with shyness at first, but when she asked this question, he immediately turned into a gritted expression: "Last night, you smashed the vase in the living room that Xu Yun personally held a pen for, and Li Chao's white vase in the kitchen. Porcelain bowls, the authentic works of poets of the Tang Dynasty were also destroyed by you, many rare books in my study were also torn up by you, and the TV in the living room and the washing machine in the bathroom were all smashed by you."

Xu Tong opened his mouth wide, and Du Minjun continued angrily: "In the end, I really had no choice but to sleep with you in my arms. You were still struggling. I coaxed you all night, for an hour. just fell asleep."

Finally, I added: "It's the first time I've seen someone turn into a king of destruction when they're drunk."

Xu Tong said earnestly: "Sure enough, I'm old, and I'm no longer as prestige as I used to be when I was crazy about drinking."

Do Min Joon: "..."