Unpretentious campus essay

At 11:30 in the evening, Huang Heyuan knocked loudly on the big iron gate of the male dormitory building.In fact, they can turn in from the side flower garden, but they feel that the return of the king must go through the gate dignifiedly.

In this way, facing the angry spittle of the doorman, Huang Heyuan stepped into the dormitory building, went up to the fifth floor in three steps, and pushed open the door of 507.

The dormitory reverberated? Tiny snoring sounds, Huang Heyuan looked at his bed, the bed board was bare, the dim light from the corridor hit the bed board, leaked down from the gap in the board, and leaked onto the tabletop, looking bitter and desolate.

Nani, who emptied his bed? ? ?

Huang He looked at Lei Jinlong's bed from a distance, everything about Lei Jinlong was fine!

Big guts!This king is still not dead, yet he dares to touch his things, it's just too deceitful!Huang Heyuan was furious, and patted the railing of the adjacent bed vigorously, "Hey, wake up!"

The man was shocked, "Huang, Huang Sang? Why did you come back suddenly?"

"I ask you, where are my things?" Huang Heyuan said coldly, "Who moved away?"

"Ah...Gu Daxian and Mr. Bai moved here."

Huang Heyuan: "...?"

The man said angrily: "The Great Immortal said it was bad luck, and Mr. Bai said that our dormitory smelled like unwashed feet. He? The two sang together and moved your things to 504."

Huang Heyuan didn't like others touching his things, but? Bai Yunjian and Gu Haiyu obviously had good intentions, Huang Heyuan choked up, didn't know what to say, and went to 504 a little angrily.

Huang Heyuan is already very familiar with 504. There are three beds on the left, where Panda, Gu Haiyu, and Xu Buyi are sleeping respectively.There are also three beds on the right. Bai Yunjian sleeps on the bed near the door, and the other two beds are empty.Their bed is next to Baiyunjian, that is, in the middle.

The quilt has been laid, and the positions of the things on the table are exactly the same. Huang Heyuan's mood improved, he raised his head and yawned, and was about to go to bed, when the pause button was pressed on the whole portrait, with his mouth wide open. Bed with balcony.

Half of a foot protruded obliquely from the bed board.Three years ago, a student fell from this bed and died.

Gudong.

Huang Heyuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and forced himself to calm down.Not necessarily, maybe someone changed the dormitory and slept here?

Huang Heyuan took a closer look and found that there was no mattress on the bed, only a board.If it was a human, why would it sleep on the bed...

Huang Heyuan's scalp was numb, he looked at Gu Haiyu's bed, and then swept Bai Yunjian's bed.Gu Haiyu has been a monk for so many years, and he is not afraid of ghosts. In contrast, Bai Yunjian needs his protection even more.

Huang Heyuan climbed onto Baiyunjian's bed extremely cautiously. Before he could push him, Baiyunjian moved and sat up suddenly.

White clouds are wearing black eyepatch, under the eyepatch is a delicate nose and light lips.He? Pushed up the blindfold and looked at?

Huang Heyuan's back was covered in cold sweat. He winked at Bai Yunjian and made a hissing gesture. Bai Yunjian nodded, sat up slowly, and suddenly put his face on Huang Heyuan's face, rubbing Ru, said very softly, "Brother Yuan, Tie Tie."

Huang Heyuan froze instantly.Bai Yunjian, you don't understand my eyes at all, is it time to post a post? !

With the sound of turning back and forth behind him, Huang Heyuan hugged him tremblingly? With one eye open and the other closed, he looked at the bed near the balcony, where a burly black figure was slowly sitting up.

"Damn it, there are ghosts in the rescue!" Huang Heyuan kicked his legs and shouted.

Bai Yunjian woke up completely, and finally realized that he was not dreaming. He lifted the quilt and wrapped Huang Heyuan into the bed, knowingly asked: "Really? Where is it?"

"Here?~" Heiying picked up his mobile phone, pointed it at his chin, and screamed eeriely, "None of you can live. Ho ho ho, ho ho!"

The ghost's cry was so familiar, it made Huang Heyuan's heart frozen because of fear burst into an unknown fire.

"Gu Haiyu, you're sick and you're sleeping on the bed," Huang Heyuan scolded while clutching his hands, "Wait, there's obviously someone on your bed?"

As soon as the words fell, a light lit up on Gu Haiyu's bed, and Huang Heyuan heard Mu Linxing's deep voice, "It's me."

Huang Heyuan: "Little Xingxing?... Nani, why are you here?"

Mu Linxing: "...it's a long story."

Gu Haiyu smiled: "You have not been here for more than two months, and many things have happened."

"...I can see it." The imaginary scene of the lonely hero fighting the evil ghost did not appear, Huang Heyuan wiped the sweat from his forehead in vain, "I was scared to death."

After such a commotion, the other two naturally woke up too.Xu Buyi turned on the flashlight and pointed it at Huang Heyuan, "Huang Sang, is your leg better?"

Huang Heyuan squinted his eyes and said cheerfully: "Okay, I can even win a few gold medals in the sports meeting!"

Panda laughed "goose goose", "If you want to talk about the gold medal in academic competitions, I believe that the gold medals in the sports meeting are basically monopolized by sports students. It's nothing to us!"

"Hmph," Huang Heyuan said, although he is an otaku, his heart is higher than the sky, "That's because you didn't have me last year, wait? Look!"

Gu Haiyu missed it quite a bit, "Hey, I just like to hear your blind self-confidence bullshit."

Xu Butian echoed: "Huangyan Huangyu blurted out, like listening to fairy music."

Panda: "That's right."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Mu Linxing didn't speak, but turned over cautiously.He came to borrow from the art class of No. [-] Middle School, and painted until after ten o'clock. He was supposed to go home, but Gu Haiyu forced him to sleep in the dormitory, so he didn't know the others well, and he wasn't in the mood for joking.

Huang He took a long look at him, and said to Gu Haiyu, "Why don't you sleep in my bed?"

"I'm afraid you won't like it," Gu Haiyu smiled, "And I didn't wash my feet."

Huang Heyuan endured it, but finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Go wash your feet, and then you will sleep with me."

"So generous, don't you not like others touching you?"

Huang Heyuan: "..." Although this is the case, but? He? Can't let Gu Haiyu sleep on a wooden plank, right?

"You sleep with me." Bai Yunjian leaned forward, tilted his head and leaned closer to him, "I'm very fragrant. Gu Haiyu didn't take a bath, I did."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Baiyunjian seems to have changed to a different kind of shower gel. The main note of mint is mixed with the sweet fragrance of candies. Huang Heyuan held his breath after taking a sip.

"Gu Haiyu is so big, it must be very crowded for you to sleep, but I'm thinner than him."

"He? Snoring while sleeping, I don't snore."

This is the beginning of pulling and stepping, right?Gu Haiyu hurriedly restored his image, "My chest muscles are very soft, and I can sleep comfortably when buried. I am full of yang, and no ghost can get close to you."

"Huang Sangsang, give me a chance to sleep with you."

"Brother Yuan..." A vixen's voice came out from among the white clouds.

"Stop!" Huang Heyuan lay down sullenly, "Just, just you, for the sake of your fragrance."

Gu Haiyu clicked his tongue a few times and went out to wash his feet.

Bai Yunjian lay down slowly, his shoulders squeezing Huang Heyuan's shoulders.Huang Heyuan turned his back to him, and Bai Yunjian said softly, "There is a gap in the middle of the quilt, and the cold wind blows in."

Huang Heyuan turned around unhappily, just as Bai Yunjian also turned over, the two looked at each other in the dark, a slight cold wind came in from the gap in the middle, Bai Yunjian stared at Huang Heyuan for a few seconds, quite Wei Wei said pleasantly: "Your face seems to have become round."

Huang Heyuan: "...!" He is thin, even if he has gained fifteen pounds, he is not considered fat. Damn it, his face is round first!Huang Heyuan covered his face, turned over angrily, and the gap between the two suddenly became extremely huge.

When Bai Yunjian said this, he didn't think much about it. He? He had been looking forward to seeing more flesh on Huang Heyuan's face.Huang Heyuan's facial features are too sharp, ignore him? He sometimes feels very cold, but if he grows fleshy, no matter how angry he is, he will look easy to pinch.

"I lost weight." Bai Yunjian said.

"I know." Huang Heyuan said sullenly, "Back to court."

Instead of not retreating, Bai Yunjian turned a little closer, rubbing his forehead against Huang Heyuan's shoulder blade.

Huang Heyuan froze all over.He? Knows that Bai Yunjian is clingy and coquettish, but? He didn't expect to be so clingy and coquettish!If they don't move anymore, Bai Yunjian will sleep against his back.Huang Heyuan turned over, stretched his upper body and looked at Bai Yunjian's little white face—it seemed that he had lost a lot of weight.

"Did you learn it?" Huang Heyuan asked, "Why did you come out first in the exam?"

It's time for him? It's time to pay the price for deceiving Huang Heyuan in the past. The roar of Huang Heyuan was still in his ears because of the C sauce incident. Now history may repeat itself.Bai Yunjian asked cautiously: "... What do you think?"

"Don't answer questions with questions." Huang Heyuan pouted, "Baiyun Jian, tell the truth." (Note: Don't answer questions with questions - Yoshikage Kira)

"...Because I'm very smart." Bai Yunjian said truthfully, but concealed part of the truth, "When you were raising your feet at home, I was very boring, and I wanted to try what it's like to be number one."

"???" Huang Heyuan was puzzled, "But? I don't think you are so smart?"

"Because you are also very smart." Bai Yunjian squinted and smiled, "Brother Yuan, I want to sleep."

"Oh, you go to sleep." Huang Heyuan scratched his face, suddenly found the most critical and most wrong thing, and pushed Bai Yunjian again, "No, since you are so smart, why did you always ask me if I was so stupid before?" Leng Deng's question?"

Bai Yunjian tucked his head into the quilt, and said in a muffled voice, "...I didn't realize it at that time."

Huang Heyuan: "...It's not a martial arts novel, do you think I will believe that you have suddenly opened up the two veins of Ren and Du and become smarter?"

"Not this trick."

"What is that trick?"

Bai Yunjian stopped talking.Huang Heyuan suspected that he had been tricked by Bai Yunjian again, but what was outrageous was that he wasn't particularly angry.Although Bai Yunjian is an old Yinbi full of routines, he doesn't have any ill intentions, at least not towards him.

Huang Heyuan also retracted into the quilt, and said in a low voice, "Okay, okay, we'll talk about it tomorrow. Hey, did you send me a message on WeChat?"

Bai Yunjian came out, "It's done."

"...show me your phone."

Bai Yunjian took out his mobile phone and handed it to Huang Heyuan very readily.

Huang Heyuan opened WeChat, thinking that he could see something sensational, but he didn't expect that in the past two months, the messages sent to him by Bai Yunjian were similar.

"Good morning."

"I ate cabbage, a bowl of rice, and braised pork for lunch today, and ran four kilometers tonight. What about you?"

"Good night."

"Good morning."

"Today, the supermarket released a new limited flavor of milk tea. I bought it and put it under your table."

"Good night."

This cycle, three a day, more than 100 saved.

Huang Heyuan looked at it and smiled, "Baiyunjian, you are so boring sending messages. How will you catch up with your girlfriend in the future?"

Bai Yunjian: "I can wear women's clothes, and one person can play two roles. I am self-sufficient."

"...that sounds pathetic."

Huang He turned around and found that Bai Yunjian only ate one bowl of rice every day. He was surprised: "Have you lost weight? Didn't you used to be able to eat two big bowls? No wonder you lost weight."

"Yeah." Bai Yunjian said, "Because you're not here."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

In the darkness, Huang Heyuan's face was burning hot, and even the phone in his hand was hot. He threw the phone back to Bai Yunjian, and asked hesitantly, "What do you mean? You want me so much." No dinner?"

Bai Yunjian was silent for a while, then smiled and said, "Because you eat slowly, I also eat slowly. Gu Haiyu and the others finished eating quickly. If you are not here, no one will accompany me. I am embarrassed to keep them waiting, so I only eat one bowl. "

Huang Heyuan was in a mixed mood, he seemed to be relieved but also a little disappointed. In the end, he could only decide that the strange feeling in his heart was distressed, "Let them wait? Well, you are more like a vixen when you are hungry and thin. Go to sleep." , I will accompany you to have a good meal tomorrow."

With his back turned to him, Bai Yunjian gave a hum.

Huang Heyuan took out his mobile phone, logged on to WeChat, opened a blank dialog box, and replied to the good night that Bai Yunjian sent to him yesterday.

——I wish you sweet dreams!

There was light on Bai Yunjian, and he replied after a while, "Brother Yuan≧▽≦."

Hmph, I know how to pretend to be cute!Huang Heyuan happily put down his cell phone, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, as expected by Huang Heyuan, Bai Yunjian really stuck to him again, hugging him? Arm? Arm and fell asleep.

Huang Heyuan got used to it, so he stretched out and got out of bed. Gu Haiyu came in with a washbasin and called to stop him, "Huang Sang, come, I'm going to get rid of your bad luck."

Huang Heyuan looked confused: "...Huh?"

Gu Haiyu put on a tattered monk's clothes and held a spray bottle in his hand. While chanting scriptures, he danced around him, shooting "lucky spray" at them from time to time.

Huang Heyuan stood in the middle, waiting helplessly for Gu Haiyu to finish reading, "Are you ready?"

"It's almost there," Gu Haiyu stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, "Amitabha, Buddha bless you."

Xu Buyi squeezed Huang Heyuan's face, "It's okay, it's all over, the squad leader covers you. Hey, have you gained weight?"

Huang Heyuan: "Shut up, I'll be handsome again soon!"

Mu Linxing stepped forward, squeezed his left fist and hit Huang Heyuan on the shoulder, "If you want to fight, find me."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Panda: "Huang Sang, I miss you so much, come on, come on, let's leave him alone."

Huang Heyuan: "...??? Lu what?"

In the next second, Gu Haiyu and Xu Buyi grabbed his arms from left to right, Panda picked up his lower leg, and Mu Linxing was standing? After thinking for a while, he silently picked up the other leg.

Bai Yunjian was originally lying on the bed, but when he saw this, he got out of bed, took a pillow to block it in a certain place, and said honestly and intimately, "He? Hang it up, be gentle."

"Damn it, Baiyunjian you bastard!" Huang Heyuan was shocked, "Is this Aruba!"

"Yes, get ready!" Gu Haiyu called, "One, two, three?!"

The four of them carried Huangheyuan, like a monk ringing a bell, and slammed an indescribable part against the bed ladder.

"I'm not happy to run away!"

"Bad luck!"

"Long live Huang Sang, long live, long live!"

Early in the morning, Huang Heyuan roared from 504, "One day, this king will come back! Wait for me?!!!"