Unpretentious campus essay

Gu Haiyu rang the doorbell, saw no one opened the door, and sent a message to Huang Heyuan, "I'm at your door, come to open the door."

In the surveillance, Gu Haiyu was wearing a peaked cap, lowered his head to press his phone, and looked at the various plants in the yard between Bai Yunjian, as if in a daze.

Huang Heyuan: "...I'm not at home."

"Hey?" Gu Haiyu typed, "Are you lying to me? I don't believe it. Didn't you just say you were home?"

"Hmph... aren't you lying to me too? Who is next to you?"

Gu Haiyu looked up at the surveillance camera, and made a mistake secretly, "How are you and Mr. Bai? Haven't you reconciled yet?"

Huang Heyuan: "Anyway, you two can leave the gift at the door."

"Fucking ruthless... a little not enough friends?"

"Come on, you are enough friends? I sent you a message for more than a month before, but you didn't reply a single one!"

"Ah, this..." Gu Haiyu immediately felt wronged, and coaxed, "This matter is not over yet... But Boss Bai is innocent? Ah, why don't you let him in?"

"He's gone too far!!!" Huang Heyuan was furious, "For no reason? Baiyun Jian ignored me for seven or eight days, and now he thinks it's a cake? Will I forgive him on my birthday? It's too late , the Sunflower King has fallen into the abyss forever!"

"..."

Gu Haiyu has gotten to knocking on CP now? Stressed, is CP sweet? It’s very interesting to knock casually. When CP quarrels, he is caught in the middle and is not a human being.

Gu Haiyu took off his peaked cap, buckled it on the surveillance camera, patted Bai Yunjian's shoulder and said earnestly, "Brother, I can only help you get here. The next step is up to you."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Huang Heyuan's house is full of surveillance cameras, one at the door of the house and another at the gate.Seeing that the surveillance camera at the door was blocked by Gu Haiyu's hat, he snorted and cut the screen to the door.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, the camera at the gate finally captured the figures of the two.

Huang Heyuan rubbed his eyes, couldn't believe what he saw?Strictly speaking, it wasn't the figure of two people, because Bai Yunjian didn't go out normally, but was carried out by Gu Haiyu in the posture of a princess? With a smirk on the corner of Gu Haiyu's mouth, Bai Yunjian His face was buried in Gu Haiyu's arms, and his long coat was like a small quilt covering his body, looking soft and weak, shy and embarrassing.

Five thunders hit the top!

Shocking? Shocking!

What happened in those ten minutes just now? !Could it be that the two of them are behind their backs? He is having sex secretly? !

Huang Heyuan put his index finger and middle finger together in a daze, put them on his temples, turned around a few times, and recalled more details.

Gu Haiyu likes to touch Bai Yunjian's thigh and put his shoulders on his shoulders. Gu Haiyu said that he is not interested in women, so isn't that because he is interested in men?Back to Baiyunjian, he likes to wear women's clothes, he is gay in his gay air.Although Huang Heyuan usually doesn't think they are too tired, but they are in the same dormitory, and they secretly get tired at night? He doesn't know.

Huang Heyuan sat on the sofa in a trance, his heart was in turmoil, his head was buzzing, he wanted to ask Gu Haiyu what happened to them, but he was afraid that they would be beaten, and in the future, he would never be able to look directly at Gu Haiyu and Bai Yunjian again. .

However, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's just a matter of discussing things in different categories.Huang Heyuan forced himself to calm down, maybe? Bai Yunjian was drunk and wanted to have sex with Gu Haiyu?

So? Thinking about it, I don’t feel comfortable. What’s wrong with this bastard in Baiyunjian? I’m sticking to everyone... Huang Heyuan lay down on the sofa, raised his long legs and stomped on the floor.At this time, a burst of extremely loud rock music suddenly sounded in front of him, scaring Huang Heyuan to bounce off the sofa.

Could it be Gu Haiyu or Bai Yunjian?Huang Heyuan took a look at his phone and was disappointed—oh, it’s a takeaway.

Huang Heyuan put on his sunglasses, and opened the door to take takeaway in aggrieved manner. Before he left, the takeaway boy looked at the cardboard box at the door several times, "What is this? Something?"

"I don't know," Huang Heyuan guessed from the outer packaging, "Let's make it yourself."

The figurines of the rich are several times larger than the figurines of ordinary people.The delivery guy nodded enviously, "It's expensive, so keep it outside and be careful not to be stolen."

There are at least tens of thousands of figurines of this size. Huang Heyuan thinks about it for the same reason. Although his spirit has been shocked, the figurines cannot suffer from the cold.Having been an otaku for so many years, he is very good at moving things. He took a special trolley from the house, helped the cardboard box onto the trolley, and pushed it into the living room.

The living room of Huang Heyuan's house is very large, but anyone who visits his house will be confused by its decoration.On the left side of the LCD TV is a real-life Iron Man, and on the right side is a red-faced Guan Gong holding a Qinglong Yanyue knife.Hanging on the front is a long scroll of meticulous painting of the Great Wall, but on the side is a cross-stitch of Star Crusaders.Obviously, half of it is Lao Huang's taste, and half is Xiao Huang's taste. The father and son have been fighting each other for many years.

Huang Heyuan went around the carton and found that there were several holes on the top of the box and the tape was crooked.

"What? Lucky? Ah, so? Violent..." Huang Heyuan took a knife and cut the tape, "The figure won't be damaged..."

Like opening a window? Open the flap of the cardboard box, inside is a crystal coffin-like acrylic box, a pair of long legs wrapped in black silk fishnet stockings come into view, and then there is a gray pleated skirt, flat? Belly and flat?...chest?Damn, what is this?! ?What? The chest is still heaving!

Before Huang He had time to look at his face, he was already frightened out of his wits, leaning back on the floor, and there was a rustling sound in the cardboard box, the acrylic box was pushed away, and two rabbit ears protruded.

"Holy shit, shit..." Huang He stared at the cardboard box from a distance, and finally, the scene he had fantasized about for more than ten years appeared, and he made it into a fine hand to be his wife! ! !Judging from his "many years" of experience, it's Mai-senpai wearing a "bunny girl" outfit!

A white like jade lotus root but well-proportioned? Arm stretched out and rested on the edge of the cardboard box. Rabbit ears rose slowly like germinated seedlings, revealing a flushed? face.

Huang Heyuan: "........." No matter what? Huang Heyuan's face will never be mistaken. Men's clothes are a big salted fish, and women's clothes are a vixen——Baiyunjian! ! !

Bai Yunjian pointed at Huang Heyuan with a slight smile, his voice clear, "Don't be afraid, it's me."

Huang Heyuan experienced great fear, great joy, great disappointment in just a dozen seconds, his heart was beating fast, his ears were ringing, he was paralyzed on the ground, unable to yell, and he just said in a fluttering voice, "It's because of you that it's scary. ..."

He finally understood what was going on?Bai Yunjian played a "Trojan horse" tactic, the real figure was wearing his clothes, and Gu Haiyu took his clothes out, while he pretended to be a figure and sneaked into his house.

"Is it fun?" Huang Heyuan smiled angrily, "Bai Yun Jian, is it fun to play with me?"

"It's not fun, I almost suffocated to death." Bai Yunjian said honestly.

If there is no reminder from the delivery guy, maybe Baiyunjian? Really? Will be suffocated inside, Huang He is far from being scared, cursing: "You are sick?! So what are you doing hiding in?!"

"I want to see you and tell you face to face." Bai Yunjian stepped out of the box, straightened her skirt, and said seriously: "The Yellow River is far away, happy birthday."

"...Can I be happy?! You bastards!" Big drops of tears welled up from Huang Heyuan's eyes, and he grabbed the pillow on the sofa and threw it into the white clouds, "I will never be with you again Alright, Baiyunjian, I want to break up with you!"

Bai Yun held onto the pillow and stood stiffly. He didn't understand why Huang Heyuan was crying so hard.

"Why??" Bai Yunjian asked suspiciously.

"Because you didn't reply to my message!!!" Huang Heyuan yelled, "I'm going to make you unhappy, just tell me, what's the matter if you keep ignoring me? What's wrong?!"

"I didn't know you would keep sending," Bai Yunjian said in a low voice, "I locked my phone in the safe and took it out a few hours ago."

"Fart!" Huang Heyuan wiped away tears, "It's been eight days! Who can live without their mobile phone for eight days!"

"I can." Bai Yunjian said, "My highest record is one month."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian walked over slowly, knelt down in front of Huang Heyuan on one knee, and said softly, "I'm sorry, in the future? I won't not reply to your message... Can you not break up with me?"

Huang Heyuan sniffed his nose, and Bai Yunjian took the facial tissue on the coffee table, and presented it to Huang Heyuan like an offering, "Brother Yuan, I was wrong."

"Shameless, I'm one year older than me, brother, brother..." Huang Heyuan took out two pieces of paper, blowing his nose and making the sound of the engine.

After blowing his nose, Huang Heyuan could still hear the sound of the engine. He listened attentively, and stood up in a hurry, "No, my dad is back, you go!"

"Why? Are you leaving?" Bai Yunjian tilted his head and asked.

"Are you crazy, dressed like this? Let me take a look and let my dad see him? Think?"

Bai Yunjian: "...But I can't do this either? Go out, it's very cold outside."

Huang Heyuan looked at the fishnet stockings and the off-shoulder leather jacket among the white clouds, lost in thought.

Ding Dong!

The bell of the elevator on the first floor rang, the elevator door opened, and Huang Zhenhua walked into the living room smelling of alcohol.

I saw my baby boy standing next to a sexy bunny girl figurine with red eyes, looking at him seriously.

Huang Zhenhua didn't know what to do because he had just finished arguing in the morning. He opened his mouth and bent over to pack the cardboard box. He said naturally, "This is what Xiao Gu gave you? A handmade one?"

"Hmm..." Huang Heyuan nodded sullenly.

"Oh, what's wrong with Xiao Gu? I gave it to you like this?... Expose? It's a hand-made... It can't be placed in the living room."

"Well. I see."

Huang Zhenhua slumped on the sofa drunkenly, waving to Huang Heyuan, "Son, Dad shouldn't be harsh on you in the morning. From now on? What do you want on your birthday? Just pass it? It's up to you, don't be unhappy, okay?" ?”

Huang Heyuan walked over awkwardly and sat next to Huang Zhenhua, forgiving him.Huang Zhenhua smiled cheerfully, pinched his face, "Are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry, I just ate takeaway." Huang Heyuan took a look at the pretend figure? Bai Yunjian, "I'm going back to sleep."

"Okay, let's go." Huang Zhenhua yawned, "I'll help you carry this figure to the basement."

"No!" Huang Heyuan ran to the side of Bai Yunjian, "He...he...I want to put him in my room."

Huang Zhenhua touched his chin with an inquiring look, "You didn't have this habit before, that's right, you've reached puberty...you don't want to do something to her, do you?"

"No!" Huang Heyuan blushed, his face exploded, "Anyway, I'm going to let it go!"

"Okay, okay! Put it where you want." Huang Zhenhua felt guilty for his son, and his attitude was docile and obedient. He rolled his sleeves and said, "Daddy will help you move back to the room."

"I don't want you to move!" Huang Heyuan was terrified, and erupted with super strength once in his life. He picked up Bai Yunjian and carried it on his shoulders for a [-]-meter sprint. He opened the elevator door and entered, and went directly to the second floor.

Huang Zhenhua stood where he was and rubbed his eyes.That figurine just now? Did you blink your eyes... It’s really a high-end figurine. No wonder my son loves it so much that he won’t even let him touch it!