Unpretentious campus essay

Bai Yunjian woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to go to the toilet.

When sleeping in winter, he likes to sleep with the quilt rolled up, and now it is just like a peaceful old Beijing chicken roll, lying on the bed, warm and comfortable.The toilet is a bit far away, and once I go back and forth, the bed gets cold.

It's not that urgent.Bai Yunjian likes to wake up in the middle of the night and find that he can sleep for several hours, and the bed feels warm. He squints his eyes against the pillow, closes his eyes calmly, and prepares to log in to the dream server for the second time.

"what--!!!"

There was a loud scream through the door, and there was no sound after that.Bai Yunjian suddenly opened his eyes, a little confused, is it a dream?Or is that really the sound of the Yellow River?

Bai Yunjian wasn't sure, but he would rather believe it than believe it, so he threw off the quilt and got off the bed, stepped on slippers, and walked outside against the cold air.

The door of bedroom 504 opened, and Huang Heyuan rushed out aggressively. He was wearing a one-piece duck pajamas, and he seemed to have just woken up. His cheeks were flushed, and two tufts of hair were raised on his head, which he had never seen before. High, as if the power of anger is condensed on the hair.

"Baiyunjian?" Huang He saw it from a distance? When he saw Baiyunjian, his nose was sore, "Why are you outside?"

"...Come to the toilet." Bai Yunjian said, "Did you have a nightmare?"

"...It's more fucked up than a nightmare." Huang Heyuan felt cold all over his body. He didn't know whether it was cold or frightened, and he was shaking all over. "Tell me, is Lei Jinlong mentally ill?"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"He sleepwalked on my bed and even touched my feet. From my perspective, he looked like a ghost. I felt that he was about to bleed from his orifices." Huang Heyuan was angry and frightened, "I was so scared that I wanted to pee!"

Bai Yunjian: "...then let's go together."

It is strange that the two have been classmates for several months, but they have never gone to the bathroom together.Bai Yunjian occupied the first urinal, while Huang Heyuan turned his head and entered the cubicle.

Bai Yunjian: "Why?"

"What why?" Huang Heyuan asked in the cubicle.

Bai Yunjian asked calmly: "Why don't you get along? Shall I pee side by side?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian: "Are you afraid of me watching? Are you?"

"Come on, why do you have so many problems!?"

"Because I don't understand," Bai Yunjian reasoned seriously, "Men can pee together. You are a boy, and I am also a boy. So we can also be together."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

After Bai Yunjian came up with a classic syllogism, he gave another practical example, "You and Daxian can be together, and he even praised you for peeing loudly..."

"Among the white clouds...!" Huang Heyuan roared, "Shut up, I can't even urinate!"

"Huh?" Bai Yunjian asked caringly, "Will you give it? Are you whistling?"

"...No! Just shut up!"

Huang Heyuan urinated and was blushed by Bai Yunjian's anger, but the chill that penetrated into the bone marrow due to the fear subsided a lot, but he didn't dare to go back to the dormitory.

Huang Heyuan followed? Bai Yunjian returned to 507 and climbed onto Gu Haiyu's bed.

Gu Haiyu's bed stinks a bit.

Huang Heyuan pinched his stinky socks, threw them down, and lay down on the hard bed with disgust.Although the bed boards were hard, Gu Haiyu's quilt was not cold and hard. The bright sun came out yesterday, and Bai Yunjian just dried it for him?The sun is fluffy and soft. If he comes back, he will be able to sleep well.Huang Heyuan smelled the stinky and burnt smell, and felt like crying.

Although he didn't want to admit it, he missed Gu Haiyu.Gu Haiyu thought he was annoying when he was around, but when he was not around, the food would not be good either.Especially not knowing what's going on with him now, missing and worrying, and he can't do anything.Huang Heyuan thought about it, tears came down again, and he couldn't sleep at all?

He heard Xu Butian's snoring, the sound of flushing water from the toilet, and the sound of water rushing from the bathroom.

Wait, why is there water in the bathroom at this time?Huang Heyuan took out his mobile phone and looked at it? —— 02:17.In winter, who would take a cold shower in the middle of the night? ? ?

Huang Heyuan shrank his head into the smelly bed, his heart was pounding, and his mind was full of horror movies about campus monsters.

After a few minutes, the sound of the water stopped.Huang Heyuan heard the sound of walking in the corridor. He was not walking fast, and it sounded very leisurely.This is very unusual, because people who go to the toilet in winter will not be very calm, and everyone who is so cold that they are all running? They will never walk so leisurely.

The sound of walking became more and more clear, and suddenly stopped.Then something even more terrifying happened.

"Creak." - 507's door was pushed open.

Huang Heyuan held his breath and did not dare to move.The bed shook a few times? After a few seconds, a cold hand touched his ankle.

His meowing Lei Jinlong is endless! ! !Huang Heyuan raised his leg and kicked it.

"Fuck!!!"

There was a muffled sound, and everyone in 507 woke up.

"What's wrong???" Xu Buyu sat up in horror, "Who fell? Did it come???"

Panda: "Hey, where's my flashlight?"

Bai Yunjian turned on his mobile phone and shot a beam of light at the black shadow on the ground.

The black shadow on the ground was naked from the upper body, only wearing a pair of underpants, and the white skin shone with sparkling water.

"Hi, I'm back." Gu Haiyu's face was tanned three degrees, and he showed his white teeth in a smile, "Everyone is here, so who is on my bed?"

Xu Buyi: "...???"

Panda: "...???"

Both of them were sleeping just now, they didn't know that Huang Heyuan was lying on Gu Haiyu's bed, trembling with fright, afraid to speak like a quail.

There is a reason why only four people live in 507.In the previous session, a student fell off the bed, hit the back of his head, and died.Therefore, before each student moves into 507, the head teacher will ask the parents and students for their opinions. If there is a taboo, they can change the dormitory.Therefore, there are only four people left in 507.

Bai Yunjian knew the truth, but instead of telling the truth, he turned off the flashlight and plunged the dormitory into a terrifying and deep darkness.

Xu Butian didn't dare to breathe, "Daxian, don't make such a big joke as soon as you come back, your bed is so smelly, who wants to lie down."

"How dare you lie down." Gu Haiyu smiled, "Wait until I go up and physically transcend him."

Gu Haiyu said, climbing up the ladder, the quilt suddenly moved, Huang Heyuan came out, and said faintly: "It's me..."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.Xu Buyi lay back, "Fuck, I'm sweating from fright."

Panda: "...I'm so close to dying."

Bai Yunjian smiled and echoed, "Me too."

Gu Haiyu really thought it was a thief, and was taken aback for a moment, "Huang Sang? Do you think I've thought of this?"

"Come on, you dog man! You don't know how to come back!" Huang Heyuan snorted with tears in his eyes, "Where did you go?"

"He's coming back for the final exam." Gu Haiyu yawned, "I walked back from Guangdong. Let's meet again tomorrow? Tell me, give me a seat. I'm really sleepy."

Huang Heyuan made a gesture to get off the bed, but Gu Haiyu held him back, "Huang Sang, let's sleep together?"

"No, you're covered in water, and the bed still stinks." Huang Heyuan got off the bed and was about to go back to his dormitory. Bai Yunjian leaned beside the bed and asked, "My bed doesn't stink, come here?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"Brother Yuan," Bai Yunjian leaned against the bedpost and said in a low voice, "I'm a little cold."

Huang Heyuan was shaken. On the one hand, he really didn't want to go back to the dormitory. On the other hand, Bai Yunjian sounded very pitiful. Although it was said that he would suffer from insomnia if he slept with others, he would definitely not be able to fall asleep when he returned to 504. He couldn't sleep anyway. ?, it is better to warm up for the white clouds.Huang Heyuan awkwardly climbed onto the bed among the white clouds, and said in a low voice, "Don't stick to me, you understand?"

"En." Bai Yunjian lay on his side, trying not to touch Huang Heyuan.

After lying down for a long time, the other three fell asleep, and neither of them fell asleep.

"Are you still awake?" Bai Yunjian asked in a low voice.

Huang Heyuan didn't speak.Of course he wasn't asleep.It's too close, so close that you can hear the breath among the white clouds and smell the faint scent of mint. It's a challenge to lie quietly, let alone fall asleep peacefully.

Bai Yunjian got up carefully, wrapped Huang Heyuan properly into the shape of an old Beijing chicken roll, and said softly, "I'll go to sleep in your bed, good night."

Huang Heyuan didn't know how to answer, so he pretended to be asleep.

Bai Yunjian pushed open the door of 504 and climbed onto Huang Heyuan's bed, a little surprised.

The bed of the Yellow River is very soft.There are three layers of mattresses, two layers of duvets, and plump down pillows, like the nest of some noble bird.

Lying in the white clouds, I'm not used to it.Although he may not be able to fall asleep anymore, for him, closing his eyes is also a kind of rest, lying quietly, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

When he was sleepy, he felt a cool hand touch his ankle.

Bai Yunjian immediately understood Huang Heyuan's fear at that time, but he was not Huang Heyuan, he didn't even move a muscle?

Then the bed shook a few times? It seemed that someone had climbed up, and what was even more outrageous, lay down beside him.

Bai Yunjian opened his eyes and saw that it was indeed Lei Jinlong.

Bai Yunjian wanted to laugh a little, raised his hand and touched Lei Jinlong's head, and whispered with a smile: "This watermelon is good, cut it in half and take it home."

Lei Jinlong stared at Bai Yunjian in shock.

"Didn't you think so?" Bai Yunjian's smile disappeared, and he looked at him indifferently, "If you want to get No. 1, just take it upright, don't play mentally retarded tricks. If you sleepwalk on the bed, I can also sleepwalk and hit someone. Or, Even if I push you down, death is still an accident."

Lei Jinlong: "..." He was so anxious that he couldn't sleep? He thought that if he couldn't sleep well, Huang Heyuan couldn't sleep well either.He knew that Huang Heyuan was timid, so he would just scare him a few times, and he might not have the energy for the exam tomorrow, but he didn't expect that he would switch beds with Bai Yunjian!

Lei Jinlong: "Student Bai, don't get excited. I... just have a problem with sleepwalking, and I just went to the wrong bed."

"Oh. Now, get off his bed?" Bai Yunjian said coldly, "Listen, even if Huang Heyuan falls during the exam, I will blame you. You'd better pray He eats, drinks, and sleeps well."

"It's on me..." Lei Jinlong stared at Bai Yunjian, "What can you do to me?"

"It's not that good," Bai Yunjian patted Lei Jinlong's head, and said honestly, "Just cut a watermelon?"