Unpretentious campus essay

The tip of the knife cuts the tender meat, and the bright red gravy flows out meanderingly.

"His family is five or three? It's about the same." Huang Heyuan inserted a fork into the tender steak, dipped some sauce into his mouth, and his expression became more and more indescribable as he chewed, "...I think The steak fried by the aunt on the second floor of the cafeteria is delicious."

"It's so hard." Bai Yunjian nodded, and Jiao Didi said: "I must not move."

Huang He was covered with goosebumps, reluctantly said: "You don't pack it, why don't you tear it up when you tear it up by hand?"

Bai Yunjian paused, and switched to C Jiang's voice, "I don't? Dare to cut hard, afraid of flying out?"

Huang Heyuan had no resistance to C Jiang's voice, covered his ears and glanced at Bai Yunjian, and said stiffly, "Shall I cut it for you?"

The corners of Bai Yunjian's lips curled up? Smiled? Smiled?, "Okay."

"I suspect that you, Yinbiyou, are tricking me." Huang Heyuan brought the plate from Bai Yunjian, "Why can't you cut it?"

With a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, Huang Heyuan solemnly rubbed them several times before starting to cut the meat.

Um?Seems to be really hard.

Is Huang He far away? Raising his arms in a visceral way, he secretly tried to suck at the steak.

"Hey--!"

The silver blade made a sharp sound on the dinner plate, and the next second the oily steak flew out like a flying saucer? With a bang, it landed on Bai Yunjian's lap.

Huang Heyuan: "... Nani!"

The hem of the skirt was stained with sauce, Bai Yunjian held the steak and put it on the table, looked at Huang Heyuan, Huang Heyuan's face was flushed, and he was stunned.This situation strangely hit Bai Yunjian's smile, and he laughed out loud.

"Are you still laughing?!" Huang Heyuan pointed at his clothes with a fork, "What should I do?!"

"Small things." Bai Yunjian wiped his fingers with a tissue, "Come with me later? Wipe the toilet."

"Go now, the sauce will be gone in a few minutes."

The two got up and went to a secluded men's room. Huang Heyuan held the down jacket between the white clouds and his coat, and stood by the mirror to wait.

Bai Yunjian wet the paper towel, lifted the hem of the skirt to wipe the oil stains on it, and as he moved, the red shoulder strap on the left slid down the shoulder.It's very strange, it's just a finger-thick piece of fabric, Huang Heyuan didn't think Baiyunjian's shoulders were attractive when it was hanging on it, but when it slid down, Huang Heyuan's thoughts also slipped down the slope.The golden-orange hair hangs down, and the round and full shoulders are looming.If he finds a girlfriend in the future, he must also have such shoulders!

Huang Heyuan turned his face away: "Your shoulder strap slipped off?"

"Yeah." Bai Yunjian was still wiping his skirt and said without raising his head, "It's okay."

"...How can it be okay?" Huang He looked towards the door, "What if there is someone? Come in and see you look..."

Huang Heyuan can't go on, because just looking at the back, Bai Yunjian is too coquettish, even for an extremely pure and upright person like him? Seeing him, you can't help but want to be crooked. If someone else sees him I'm not sure what to think about him!

No, you can't let other people see it!Huang Heyuan stretched out his hand, squeezed Bai Yunjian's shoulder strap and quickly lifted it up.

"You look so aggressive, as if you want to come over and take off my skirt." Bai Yunjian said the words of tiger and wolf in a flat manner, "You shrink your hands so? So fast, it seems like I am poisonous."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian threw the wet ball of paper into the trash can, took the down jacket from Huang Heyuan's hand, put it on with lowered eyes, and pulled the zipper of the down jacket from tail to head with a swipe, covering even the neck.

"..." Huang Heyuan felt a little bit wrong, right, "Hey, aren't you hot?"

"No? It's hot." After Bai Yunjian finished speaking, he got up and walked out. Huang Heyuan grabbed his coat and asked again, "Are you really not? Hot?"

Bai Yunjian hummed.

"Damn it," Huang Heyuan frowned, "Aren't you angry!"

Bai Yunjian: "No."

"You're just angry!" Huang He jumped up and roared, "Your expression just now is exactly the same as the expression you had when you parted ways with me at the entrance of the cafeteria last time. Do you want to be alone this time? People? Go first?"

Bai Yunjian was indeed in a low mood, but not as serious as Huang Heyuan said. He said helplessly, "Don't be so fierce. I won't."

Huang Heyuan pouted, his eyes gradually filled with tears, "Aren't you? I'm angry that I stained your skirt, and I? No? I did it on purpose. I'll pay you later!"

Bai Yunjian was most afraid of Huang Heyuan's tears, so he handed him the unused facial tissue: "It's really okay. Dirty is dirty, don't you cry."

The more Bai Yunjian said it was okay, the more Huang Heyuan felt that something was wrong, stomping his feet while talking, "There is! There is! It's so hot inside, why are you wrapping it so tightly? Just put it on casually? It's fine!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"Swipe--" Huang Heyuan hooked the zipper on Bai Yunjian, and pulled his down jacket up to his navel. Seeing his posture, he seemed to be planning to take off the whole down jacket. Bai Yunjian heard footsteps outside, He opened the skirt of the down jacket and covered the Yellow River far away.

Huang Heyuan slammed his chin on Bai Yunjian's shoulder, and his fluffy wig poked on his face, itching.He froze all over, the roar stuck in his throat, and suddenly disappeared. He wanted to push Bai Yunjian away, but Bai Yunjian wrapped him in clothes, and even raised his hand to rub the back of his head.

"I'm a little angry." Bai Yunjian's voice rang in his ears?No? It's a mess of false sounds, it's his original voice, low and clear.

"Fuck..." Huang Heyuan sniffed, "I knew..."

"Because, because you said my skirt is not good-looking."

Huang Heyuan never thought it was because of this? His brain went numb as if struck by lightning, he was speechless for a moment, with mixed feelings, "You... no? Are only girls angry because of such words? Do you think? Are you coming? Such a hypocritical person? Ah."

Bai Yunjian smiled, "Then what kind of person am I?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

In Huang Heyuan's heart, Bai Yunjian's psychological quality is as solid as a rock. Don't people? Say he is a perverted sissy, male whore, etc. He didn't respond at all. How could he be sad because of his saying that the skirt is not beautiful?

"Actually, your dress is pretty," Huang Heyuan said shyly, "Your makeup looks pretty too."

"I'm glad you like it." Bai Yunjian hugged Huang Heyuan, then let go, with a smile on his face, like a vixen whose fur has been smoothed out, "Just as long as you like it."

After Bai Yunjian finished speaking, he took off his down jacket. He was clearly wearing the same skirt as before, but Huang Heyuan's face turned red. He covered his face and urged, "Let's go."

"Ah."

When the two went out, they met two men head-on, and the two reacted exactly the same, staring at Huang Heyuan and Bai Yunjian in shock.

Bai Yunjian was naturally used to it, he nodded in greeting, and walked out of the frozen Yellow River as if nothing had happened.

A faint voice of discussion came from behind:

"Fuck, young people now? It's really... That girl's skirt is soaked through."

"I don't know how to open a house. She looks like a dog, and she treats her girlfriend like this."

Huang Heyuan didn't really understand what they were talking about. After walking more than ten meters, he lowered his head and saw the puddle of water on the skirt between the white clouds. Suddenly, the yellow waste poured down his mind like a waterfall in Huangguoshu, and his brain was booming. ring.