Unpretentious campus essay

Seeing Huang Heyuan's eyes closed again, everyone panicked, grabbing hands, hugging legs, and lifted him up again to walk forward.

As for where to carry them, they don't know.Seven or eight naked men march forward in unison, the scene is full of indescribable philosophical atmosphere, and it is as lively as a crowd gathering at the entrance of a village to kill pigs during the New Year.As more and more people came to take a shower, there was a faint tendency to block the entire corridor.

Huang He's heart beat like a drum, he closed and opened his eyes, and suddenly thought of the best way to get rid of the embarrassment.Inspired by King of Glory.In team battles, no matter what kind of mentally retarded mistakes, as long as the blame is thrown fast enough, Embarrassment will not be able to catch up with him.In the same way, at this time, it is necessary to throw the pot away and let others bear it with him.

Opening his eyes suddenly, Huang Heyuan asked loudly: "Whose slippers tripped me up?!"

Everyone: "..."

Gu Haiyu replied calmly: "It's between the clouds."

"Fart, it's obviously yours!"

"He kicked it."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian stood on the side, the black hair on his forehead covered half of his face, and water droplets dripped down from the tip of his hair, rustling on his skin.Seeing Huang Heyuan felt uncomfortable, he wanted to push his bangs away.

"I did kick it." Bai Yunjian said honestly.

Huang Heyuan: "..."

One shake from the pot is a shake, and two shakes are also a shake, and if it weren't for the shampoo thrown over from the white clouds, he wouldn't have fallen so badly.

"Then you guys, help me back." Huang Heyuan raised his chin, "It's all your fault, understand?"

"Cha. Let's leave everyone, let's leave." Gu Haiyu smiled and waved his hands to disperse the crowd, "Huang Shangzhong is full of energy, and the dragon is in good health."

The boys were halfway through the bath, seeing that there was nothing serious about Huang Heyuan, they teased a few words, and dispersed one after another, scrambling to rush into the bathhouse.

Huang Heyuan thought for a moment, then realized that the "Huangshang" Gu Haiyu said referred to him, and snorted.

Huang Shang's nickname sounds okay, much better than his elementary school nickname "Little Yellow Duck".

Gu Haiyu and Bai Yunjian also went into the bathhouse, and when they came out, each of them was wearing a pair of underwear. The two looked at each other for a moment, and helped Huang Heyuan up on the left and the right.

The three boys crossed their shoulders and walked side by side on the road topless.Bai Yunjian lowered his head and walked steadily; Gu Haiyu has always walked like a ruffian, if he only wears underpants, he walks like a hooligan.The Yellow River hangs far between them, and the pace is always half a beat slow. There is a wind blowing in the corridor, and it gets into the crotch, and the wind blows the balls.

"Can you walk slowly?" Huang Heyuan frowned, "My butt hurts."

Bai Yunjian and Gu Haiyu faltered in their footsteps, and the boys passing by let out obscene laughter.

Huang Heyuan said it, only to realize that it was very bad to say "butt pain" when he was "male on the left and right", and was so angry that his eyes turned black.

Gu Haiyu put his arms around Huang Heyuan's waist, "OK, walk slowly."

"Don't touch my waist." Huang Heyuan turned to stare at him.

"I see you slipping down." Gu Haiyu still hugged and didn't let go, "It doesn't matter if you're all men. If I didn't see you a few times today, I thought you were a woman disguised as a man to study."

Huang Heyuan: "...Dead bloom. Have you watched Mulan too much?"

Gu Haiyu laughed a few times, and said teasingly: "I didn't expect you to look like a twat, and the hang is quite big."

Huang Heyuan: "???????"

If it weren't for the fact that he was in so much pain that he couldn't even get angry, he would definitely fight Gu Haiyu.

"Gu Haiyu..." Huang Heyuan gritted his teeth, "Get lost right now."

Bai Yunjian supported Huang Heyuan's arm, obviously feeling that he was trembling with anger.

Gu Haiyu is a prodigy, and Huang He is just a little farther away. When they get together, there will never be peace.

Bai Yunjian didn't want to be a fish in the pond, so he changed the subject lightly, "Huang Heyuan, have you had lunch yet?"

Huang He never expected Bai Yunjian to talk to him, so he paused before answering, "No."

"I'll go to the cafeteria in 10 minutes. Do I need to bring you a rice ball?"

"Are you so kind?" Huang He was far from unbelievable and full of vigilance.

Bai Yunjian didn't want to worry about his image in Huang Heyuan's mind, "At least I won't poison."

"..." Huang Heyuan pouted, and said simply, "I don't want it."

"Do you have any misunderstandings about Mr. Bai?" Gu Haiyu said, "Although he is a bit mysterious, he is a very nice person. Just ask him to bring you a rice ball, don't expect me to bring you one."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Huang Heyuan thought, a sinister and hypocritical person like Baiyunjian must have received a lot of good person cards, right?If he was better looking, maybe those people would call him "Little Angel".It's a pity that he looks mediocre, so he can only be a good old man.The reality is really cruel.

Three nearly naked men walked side by side for more than 30 meters, and finally arrived at 504.Huang Heyuan stood at the door and waved his fingers, "You guys go away. Don't tell anything about my fall."

Gu Haiyu smiled cheaply: "

Don't worry.Even if we don't say it, the whole school will know soon. "

Huang Heyuan: "..."

After Gu Haiyu fired the last fire, he tilted his head in satisfaction and walked towards 507.But Bai Yunjian didn't move, staring at Huang He's waist, with a suspected dazed expression appearing on his face again.

Huang Heyuan: "Why don't you leave?"

Bai Yunjian pointed to the bath towel on his waist, "After washing it, return it to me."

"What?" Huang Heyuan looked down, and saw a rustic brown bath towel wrapped around his waist.

The bath towel was very soft, and there was no sense of presence around the waist, and another gust of wind passed between the two of them.The wind blew the balls cool, but Huang Heyuan's face was like a boiling kettle, red and hot.

"I'm not dirty."

I don't know how long it took before Huang Heyuan squeezed out a few words.

Bai Yunjian was speechless for a moment, "Then you pay it now."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Huang He swung his heart and made a gesture to pull the bath towel.

Bai Yunjian turned his face away and took a step back.He didn't want to see the Yellow River far away.

Just as Huang Heyuan pulled it apart, he suddenly heard someone "wow", and saw two or three roommates holding the washbasin, frozen in place.Three points for shock, seven points for a good show.

"Oh oh oh oh oh?

"Do you want to compare the size?"

"Yo, fight and fight!"

In this situation, Bai Yunjian is like a woman from a good family being bullied, while he is like a shameless rogue bully exhibitionist.

"Damn it," Huang Heyuan pulled on the towel, "I'll pay you for a new one tomorrow!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Huang Heyuan slammed the door shut.

He was very cold when he slammed the door. After he slammed the door, he felt a sharp pain in his buttocks.

"Crack." There was a knock on the door.

"What are you doing?!" He thought it was Bai Yunjian.

"The Yellow River is far away, open the door." It was my roommate's voice.

Huang Heyuan unlocked them, endured the pain, climbed onto the bed, and got into the quilt.

The quilt covered his head, the soft cloth and the obscure darkness gave him an unparalleled sense of security.He had a sore nose, and tears streamed down the bridge of his nose.

He wants to go home.He wants to lie on a soft and big bed with a pillow in his arms, and he doesn't have to think about how to fill his stomach. Anyway, the nanny will bring food into his room.

Huang Zhenhua threw him in this kind of place, did he not love him anymore?

Send him away, maybe you are planning to find a stepmother for him quietly.After he finished attending the graduation ceremony, he might be going to attend Huang Zhenhua's second wedding soon.

The more the Yellow River thinks about it, the more tears will flow.At last he remembered his mother.

His mother died when he was seven years old.Logically speaking, he should not be able to remember what his mother looked like.But it is not.

There is a whole corridor in the house, full of pictures of my mother.Photos of my mother sitting on a small bench when she was a child; photos of theatrical performances in elementary school; photo stickers taken with Huang Zhenhua skipping class in high school; wedding photos of kissing Huang Zhenhua on tiptoe; and later family photos, travel photos of a family of three.A total of 220 seven.The last one is a black and white posthumous photo.

When he was a child, Huang Zhenhua would lead him through the corridor and tell him the story behind each photo.Afterwards, there was no new story to tell. The father and son walked through the corridor in silence. Huang Zhenhua's side face was tense, like a statue that was cursed with "eternity" and frozen in the long river of time.

He considers himself to have recovered from the trauma of losing his mother.But Huang Zhenhua didn't.He still hasn't come out of the shadow of losing his lover, and he can't even walk past his lover's photos calmly.

In fact, if Dad really wanted to find a stepmother for him, he wouldn't make trouble, as long as Huang Zhenhua loved him the most.

Huang Heyuan went out over the wall the day before yesterday, and bought himself a mobile phone in a hurry the next morning.He took out his cell phone from under the pillow and sent a text message to Huang Zhenhua.

"I fell."

After a few minutes, Huang Zhenhua replied, "Are you?"

Huang Heyuan: "Your own son."

Within a few seconds, his father called, but Huang Heyuan didn't answer.

"Don't call! I'm in the bedroom!"

Huang Zhenhua: "Where did you fall??? Did you tell the teacher???"

Huang Heyuan looked at his father's posture in this drama and felt bad, "Don't call Yan Hui and the old principal! My ass hurts like hell, you take me back. Keep a low profile!"

This time it took another few minutes to receive Huang Zhenhua's reply, "Dad is still in India. I have already told Uncle Sun that he will come right away. Pain and pain fly, Dad will blow you off."

Uncle Sun, Huang Zhenhua's life secretary.

"Go away. Disgusting!" Huang Heyuan pouted, but the tears stopped flowing.

"Why did you fall down?" Huang Zhenhua asked.

For the rest of his life, Huang Heyuan didn't want to recall the embarrassing incident of falling in the men's bathhouse, so he just asked him, "You sent me to school, are you planning to secretly find a stepmother for me?"

"...Huang Heyuan, what nonsense are you talking about?" Huang Zhenhua seemed to be angry, but quickly calmed down, "My wife, lover, will always be your mother. Don't think about it. Uncle Sun is very It will be here soon. Dad is going to a meeting, and if you have any questions, tell me right away."

"Oh."

About the mother, it is a taboo for father and son.Every time he mentioned it, Huang Zhenhua would either jump up or change the subject.got used to.

I cried a lot, and my mood eased a lot.Huang Heyuan wiped away his tears, and slowly climbed out of bed.

After getting dressed, I was about to put on my pants when I suddenly saw a white piece of paper on the table.

Stretch out your hand to mold it, it is warm and soft, like a rice ball.

"Who sent this?" Huang Heyuan's Adam's apple twitched.

"Gu Haiyu just came in to release it." A roommate replied.

Didn't Gu Haiyu say that he would never go?

It's not Baiyunjian?

Huang Heyuan felt relieved, and suddenly felt a little disappointed.Three seconds later, my brain buzzed again.

Why be disappointed? !Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Hurry up!

The rice balls are the worst! ! !